Author has written 2 stories for Anime X-overs, and Artemis Fowl.
LOOK!! It's Edward and Bella!! :) Gasp!
Hi!! I'm AliceLynnCullen! (NO DUH!) AKA Alice!! (if u know who she is,good,if not google it!!) and here's some major points about me:
-I'm crazy. Face it.
-I make videos for YT
-I draw anime (and drew Milly )
-I like the bands: Lifehouse, AAR, A Rocket To the Moon, Evanescence, The Red Jumpsuit Apperatus, Within Temptation, Automatic Loveletter, etc etc. TOO MANY OK!!
Favorite TV shows
Zero no Tsukaima
Wizards of Waverly Place
YES I LIKE THAT SHOW AT LEAST ITS NOT HANNAH MONTANA
Edward from Twilight
Terra (Teen Titans
City of Ember
Harry Potter ( all of them)
The Mummy movies
MY TASTES ARE RANDOM BUT WHATEVER!!
Jasper and Alice
Esme and Carlisle
Emmett and Rosalie
Jacob and Renesmee
Edward and Bella
Harry/Hermione ( Did I spell that right??)
Couples I despise with a passion.
Ash/May ( UG!!)
Minerva/Arty (Throw Minerva in a ditch and burn her!! Also Arty is Holly's not some random blond girl's!!)
Runo/Alice (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Who thought of this GROSS Couple!!)
Foaly/Holly ( EEEEEEEWWWWW! What the heck??)
Butler/Holly ( EEEEEEEWWWWWW!! Wrong on TOO many levels)
Arty/Opal ( Ditto. Oh!! Let me add this: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!Ew.EW.EW!!)
Jacob/Bella (ok before EDWARD came in!! YAYS EDWARD!!)
From Missing You (1800 Where R U #5)
Rob:"What about me?"He put his arms around my waist. " Are you always going to know where to find me?"
Jessica: "Oh,yes. Now that I've found the person who's been missing the longest anyway."
Rob: "Who's That?"
Jessica: "Myself." And I hugged him.
AWWWWW!! Isn't that so freaking CUTE!
From Artemis Fowl!
Opal: "You took my truffles, that's just mean!"
NEXT QUOTES! All these are from all the books!! :)
Stay back, human, you don't know what you're dealing with.
-Holly Short, AF
"I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over."
-Holly Short, TLC
"A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums."
"What? You want me to cut off his thumb? Are you insane?"
-Holly Short, TEC
"(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks."
-Artemis Fowl, TEC, this coming from the kid who built an entire minisupercomputer
"I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared."
-Artemis Fowl, TEC
"And one more thing. About my name-Artemis- you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess or archery(chastity and the moon)."
-Artemis Fowl, TEC
"Believe me, he is not here. If he were, there would be a lot of screaming."
-Artemis Fowl, TEC
"Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron."
-Artemis Fowl, AF
"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."
-Artemis Fowl, AF
"Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them."
-Artemis Fowl, AF
"I think I'm speaking for the whole room here, Foaly, when I say that all I see is lines and squiggles. Doubltess it makes sense to a smart pony like yourself, but the rest of us are going to need some plain Gnommish."
- Julius Root, TEC
"Believe it or not, I got quite agitated."
-Julius Root, TOD
"(to Foaly) What are you? Her fairy godmother or something?"
-Julius Root, AF
"(to Foaly, again) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face."
-Julius Root, AF
Loafers, who has a lot of tattoes: I get one done after every job.
Mulch: Oh, so if you paint a kitchen, you get a tatto?
-conversation from TEC
"The pixie is crazy! Give me your gun, Holly. I'm going to shoot him."
-Mulch Diggums, TLC
"Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander."
-Mulch Diggums, AF
"Sirens. We need to get out of this area, Artemis, before I'm forced to cause an international incident."
"I am not a pixie."
"Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud."
"Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting, and no tattling to mommy."
"Ok, gentlemen; Barney says go to sleep."
-Juliet Butler, TEC
"No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught trying to pass of forged credit slips by signing his own name."
-Foaly the centaur, TAI (the arctic incident)
"(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR."
"(whilst shooting the house down) What house?"
-Holly Short, AF Files
"I majored in Ancient History. You have your own page in the 'Criminally Insane' section."
-Trouble Kelp, AF Files
"No offense, Commander, but your brother hits like a pixie."
-Trouble Kelp, Af Files
'You are in luck, Artemis,' said demon No1, wiggling his eight fingers. 'I did a module on time travel last week on the warlock diploma course I'm taking.'
'Small class, I bet,' commented Artemis dryly.
'Just me,' admitted No1. 'And Qwan, of course, my teacher. Apparently, I am the most powerful warlock Qwan has ever seen.'
'Good,' said Artemis. 'Then transporting us all into the past shouldn't pose any problems for you.'
Foaly had projected himself on to five of Artemis's various monitors. 'All?' spluttered each image. 'All! You can't take Number One with you.'
Artemis was not in the mood for argument. 'I need him, Foaly. End of discussion.'
Foaly looked as though his head would bulge through the screens. 'It is most certainly not end of discussion. Holly is an adult – she can make her own decision – but Number One is little more than a child. You cannot jeopardize him on one of your missions. A lot of hopes rest on that little demon. The future of the fairy families.'
'None of us will have a future if Number One doesn't take us to the past.'
'Please stop,' said No1. 'All this arguing is making me dizzy. There is no time for it.'
Artemis's face was red, but he held his tongue, unlike Foaly who kept shouting, but at least he muted the screens.
'Foaly needs to vent,' explained Holly, 'or he gets headaches.'
The three waited until the centaur calmed himself, then No1 spoke: 'In any event, I cannot go with you, Artemis. That's not how it works.'
'But you transported us from Limbo.'
'Qwan did that. He is a master; I am but an apprentice. And, anyway, we had no desire to go back to Limbo. If you wish to return here, I need to stay as a marker.'
'Explain,' said Artemis tersely.
No1 spread his arms wide. 'I am a beacon,' he declared. 'A shining supernova of power. Any magic I release into the ether will be attracted back to me. I send you into the past, and you will snap back to me like puppies on a leash.' No1 frowned, not happy with his simile. 'One of those retractable leashes.'
'Yes, we get it,' said Artemis. 'How long will it take to weave the spell?'
No1 chewed his lip for a moment. 'About as long as it takes you two to remove your clothing.'
Artemis leaned close to the demon's cornet-shaped ear. 'Why do we need to take our clothes off?'
'That is a very good question,' said Holly into the other ear.
'It's quite simple,' said No1. 'I am not so skilled as Qwan. And even with Qwan overseeing the last transfer, you two managed to switch an eye each, which was probably because someone was focusing on stealing magic. If you take clothes or guns in there, they could become a part of you.' The demon raised a stiff finger. 'Lesson number one of time transfers,' he stated. 'Keep it simple. It's going to take all of your concentration just to reassemble your bodies.'
No1 noticed both Artemis's and Holly's awkward expressions and took pity on them.
"I suppose you could keep one ting, if you must. A small garment, but make sure it's your color because you could be wearing it for a really long time.
-part from TTP
Artemis and Holly stood there in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed space and time together, weathered rebellions, and tangled with demented desposts. Coughed blood, lost digits, inhaled dwarf fumes, and swapped eyeballs, yet the found golding hands awkward.
"I now pronounce you man and elf."
"Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do wighout you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.
Runo:I'm sorry I just like totally forgot about it.
Dan: Ya, she's having a little trouble connecting the dots these days.
(Runo slaps him!)
Dan: "OW! What was that for, calling you a scatterbrain??"
Runo: No! I don't remember!
Funny! Next Quote!
Dan: "They play Bakugan?? They must be the best!"
Marucho: " Ya of the girl players."
Runo: " YOU DON'T KNOW THEM AND YOU'RE CALLING THEM THE BEST??"
LOL on 2 the next one!
Drago:"I can't belive you just threw me!"
Dan: "Hey, relax Drago how else was I supposed to get her attenion??"
Drago: "Well next time try using a stone!"
(Runo looks out the window)
Dan: "Runo! Brought you something!"
Dan: "It's a energy drink. When you said you were through with battling yesterday I noticed you were kinda drained. So I made you my special juice! I loaded with lots of good junk."
Dan: "See Ya!!"(Runs away then runs back) " Oh, and It's cool you don't wanna brawl anymore I'll cover ya. Later!" ( runs away)
Runo: "Sure." ( Looks in Dans direction)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Aren't they soo cute together!! Next one!
Runo: "Now i get it. Dan wanted to battle me as much as I wanted to battle him. No matter how badly I treated him and even though he can be suborn and rude , all I would do is think about myself. Yet through it all Dan was always there for me."
Haos Warrior: "Sianara Tigreara."
Runo: Its all so clear... I understand now. We're friends forever Dan! Friends forever! And nobody in this crazy world can change that! NOBODY! You hear me, FOREVER!!
Thats what happens in the english version. Next is the Japanese!!
Runo: I always loved Dan. Though when we got to play together again, he was an idiot, he was loud, he was shameless, he was a savage, he took advantage of me but still I,
Haos Warrior: Farewell Tigris
Runo: But still I, But still I, But still I love Dan! I really really love him! I love him! I love him! I really love him!! I LOVE DAN!!
CUTE! Which version do you like the most?? Runo says she loves him 7 times in that last quote!! :)
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe.
THAT WAS RANDOM!!
Thanks 2 Holly M. author of Christine Short's Diary in the Artemis Fowl category 4 that quote!!
I'm not putting you guys into misery, I'M UPDATING!! My Bakugan story of course.
Sorry for those who don't like Bakugan. Cause I talk about it alot. Also I talk about broadway musicals alot. And other meaningless stuff.
You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...
You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.
You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each!
You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.
You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed Twilight or New Moon.
You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas.
When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.
You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.
You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.
You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and count along with the Breaking Dawn countdown.
Twilight rules. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.
You Know You’re Addicted To Twilight When…
You have seriously considered cliff diving.
At the zoo, you give the wolves a wide berth.
Whenever someone asks how your food is, you say, ‘Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…’
Any time you hear the name Edward, you spin around going ‘WHERE?’
Anyone with pale skin and strange eyes is subject to strange looks from YOU
It’s perfectly acceptable to camp outside the bookstore for Breaking Dawn.
Harry Potter is old news.
You've added 'Volturi,' 'Volterra,' and 'Quileute' to your computer dictionary.
You jump at the chance to move to small, rainy towns.
People with extremely good looks and nice clothes are subject to RVT (Random Vampirism Tests)
It's normal to hold 'Bella MUST BE CHANGED' protests in the middle of large cities.
You create Random Vampirism Tests, which usually involve you, a knife and an artery.
Hot doctors are subject to RVTs. No exceptions.
Anyone who listens to Debussy/Muse/Claire DeLune is subject to glaring.
You aren’t scared of thunderstorms, you just wonder where they’re playing baseball this time.
It’s perfectly acceptable to edit your thoughts.
It’s perfectly acceptable to carry around a vial of animal blood, JUST IN CASE you get changed.
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You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
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3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
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Ok.. I'll stop before I bore you to death.. XD
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