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Heys! i love anything and EVERYTHING to do with csi! the original of course the other ones are terrible!

I love: CSI, Archie, Cats, Dancing, Inside Pirouettes, Seinfeld, Reading, People who write CSI fanfiction, VAMPS!, Charlie the VampGon, Skippy the Vamp (who also happens to be Charlie)

I hate- Slash, People who write slash (more like a dislike, i don't hate you but slash creeps me out) Charlie who isnt a Vamp, Charlie when he tries to be deep, waking up early, and when my cat is being annoying.

I FINALLY figured out how to post on here (thanks to csimouse and Gema227) and i will be posting quite regularly and post for my friend...my favorite people from csi are: drumroll please...Greg, Archie, Sara, and Sofia...the rest are Ok or just plain annoying

Ok...you know how for CSI fanfiction, there are a ton of names for couples? well they translate into pretty funny things if you ask me...

GSR-Grissom Sara Romance..Or it could be Gunshot Residue...Referenced A LOT in CSI

SoNic-Sofia/Nick..or a fast food restaurant that has awesome slushes

Sandle-Sanders/Sidle-Greg and Sara...its a shoe people come on

Snickers-Sara and Nick..or a very tasty candy or laughter

i love to write and as my english tells me my writing is emotional, vivid, and realistic! haha i love my english teacher

Quotesies from my friendsies and me!

Me-omg my english teacher grades really hard

my dad-whose your english teacher

Ben- Mrs Thompsonator-Thompson, the toughest cookie ever

Lauren and me are studying for a history test:

lauren- how can we remember the original 3 departments, State, Defense and treasurey

me-ummm, letters think letters, D,S,T, T..D...STD!! everyone at the lab bench looks at me

lauren-pretends she doesnt know me

Me-deep in conversation with Frankie about something totally irrelevent to anything

Erin-repeatedley flicking me really hard

Me- still talking and all of a sudden realize wat erins doing- OW

Erin-How does that hurt?

Waitress-hands milk to my brother- "heres your moo-milk"

me-cant stop laughing

Ben-me ordering milk isnt funny

me-it is when the waitress calls it moo-milk

Lauren:Grissom has tiny arms

me-??

lauren-sorry

Ben-(on the phone with one of his friends) You're just jealous because my moobs are bigger than your moobs!

Me-I dont even want to know

Ben-Don't ask.

in english watching MacBeth:

Mrs Thompson-And there is MacBeth walking onto the wall there

me-muttering to Michelle-I thought that was Lady MacBeth

Michelle-Me too! Ha, it must be the long hair

Cody-or the fact that he's wearing a purple dress

omg suchhhh good times in English!

Charlie-you guys were being really mean at hoops for heart

Me-no, i was just being uncharictalistially hyper, (see im not usually that hyper) because I had oreos for lunch today! I loveee oreos!

Charlie- not as much as I love Lauren!

Me-Dude, oreos are heaven on earth, get real charlinator

Lauren- It's gonna be so depressing when we go to high school.

Me- I know! we cant bug charlie anymore! I know! we can come and visit you at your house and call you every day!

Charlie-So are you people gonna stalk me over the summer. Please don't become like my moms stalker, Gerome.

Me- (loudly) Your mom has a stalker named Gerome?! thats so cool!

Math teacher-Lets get back to math please. (hahaah, i am such a weirdo, and Charlie is a boy in case you hadnt noticed

Lauren and me discussing MCAS

Lauren-did you get the one with the night light?

Me-yea what did you put for the materials

Lauren-Glass and plastic

Me-ok then im weid

Lauren-Why watju put?

Me-all im saying if we have plastic nightlights that have eco-friendly lightbulbs..you can thank me

I am officially a Leggo (O/C Lauren and Greg) Archily(O/C Emily and Archie) GSR, SoNic, Yo!Bling, and Wedges Shipper and Proud of it!

ok heres a site me and my friend started, if you want to read our fanfiction stories,(because we cant figure out how to post on here) or post your own cuz its really easy just visit the site for more info! thanks http://www.csifanfic.proboards83.com/index.cgi

there were 3girls

O/C INFO PLEASE READ

ok so here is some new information on what the O/Cs, Emily, Lauren, Erin, Paige coming soon, look like and what their personalities are so I don't have to explain them in every fic wasting part of the story..

Emily Sanders-Age-varies, mostly teens, early 20s, usually specified but if not she is 20.

She is the young cousin of our favorite lab tech turned CSI, Greg Sanders, he is 8 years older and wants to protect her but she sometimes finds him annoying.

looks-short, blond curly hair, blue-green eyes, skinny, slightly muscular, dancers body

Personality-shy, really quiet, laughs easily, even though she is shy she has a fiery temper, angers easily when something is unfair, mean, someone is getting picked on or made fun of, etc. Dance teacher-teaches tap, jazz, ballet, pointe and hip hop, Jazz and Tap squad teacher. likes to read a lot, very smart and mature, people either think she is younger than she is because of how short she is, or older based on how mature she is. CSI. Loves cats an insane amount-Has three of them Skittles, Breezy, and Peaches. When she moves in with Archie in some of the later fics he owns a cat named Spazzy.

Lauren Grissom-Age-varies, mostly teens, early 20s, usually specified but if not she is 20. She is the niece of Gil Grissom

Looks-Medium height, Auburn-y hair, blond highlights, muscular-she rides horses and dances

Personality-Loud, Funny, smart, has a slight temper, angers very easily, teaches tap at the studio Emily works at-co-teaches tap squad with her. CSI

Erin Dalie- Age-one year older than Emily in Lauren in all fics

looks-Medium height, Dark brown hair-almost black, Purple streaks, dark brown eyes, skinny, not really muscular, but not fat either-kinda in between

Personality-Loud, funny, loves to joke, DNA lab tech, doesnt get mad easily annoyingly calm sometimes.

Paige-Age varies as well, same age as Lauren and emily. Trace Analysis tech,

she is 5'5, has brown hair with red streaks well right now they are
faded, it's shoulder lenght hair, layered hair, wears glasses but sometimes not,very energetic, weird in a good way!! and is very random!
her eyes are hazel and sometimes change colors

Ok, my faithful partner and crime and I, Lauren , have started a new chain of fanfic csi stories. These have nothing to do with Tag You're it, Although it contains the same O/Cs, Emily and Lauren. I am Emily, she is Lauren (duh!) so Im Greg Sanders little cousin, 8 years younger, and Lauren is Grissoms niece, my age in the fanfics. the ages vary in our series, her fics include me and my fics include her.

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

PLEASE READ I am on temporary hiatus until further notice...school is starting in a month and im having a super busy summer so i'll try to update as soon as i can

really sorry

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Roolz:: Things A Lab Rat is Not Allowed To Do by A Rhea King reviews
After his 'luminol incident' Greg starts a list of things lab rats shouldn't do. Strange how things like that develop a life of their own...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,437 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2007
The Journal by BobWhite reviews
Devenia Smith is kidnapped and the CSI's are running out of time!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Greg S.
Neighbors by Rozz reviews
Okay, so it's been a little while since I gave you something new. The neighbors take on the GSR ship. I think it's funny, but I wrote it. I don't own CSI or characters. Please R&R thanks! Rated for language- just a little
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008
Triplets of Terror by CSIVegasChick14 reviews
Nathan and Haley didn't believe anyone when they told them that having three Scott girls would equal trouble... until now!
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
Paige's Secret by CSIVegasChick14 reviews
13 year old Emily Sanders lives with her brother Greg Sanders in Las Vegas. She is best friends with a 13 year old girl named Paige Anderson. But Paige has a secret that no one knows about. But when Emily finds out what will happen to Paige... and Emily?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Bongo Fun Time by Save The Elmo reviews
Nick walks in on Greg and Archie having some fun in the break room. Its not slash
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Saved By The Lampshade by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Grissom is in for it when Nick and Warrick decided that it's time for the 'old man' to die.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Gil G., Nick S. - Complete
Dude by anuminis reviews
A really, really unusual case for our CSIs, will they solve it or are they going to fail? Crackfic
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Nick S., Gil G. - Complete
Pretty Pretty Princess by WalkerTRngr reviews
This is a challenge fic. It is little Ava Grissom's 3rd birthday. GSR as always!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Constellations by cmaddict reviews
Just lay down underneath the stars listening to translations of the stories of the stars. Fluffy oneshot, SoNic, based on a Jack Johnson song.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Nick S., Sofia C. - Complete
Of Sonnets and Poetry by cmaddict reviews
Sofia finds out just how deep Nick's romantic side goes... in a book of classic love poems. SoNic. Fluffy oneshot.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sofia C., Nick S. - Complete
100 Words by csimouse reviews
Warrick's last words to his friends and family.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Warrick B. - Complete
Bittersweet by Ashabadash reviews
the characters' reaction to the CSI finale. Spoilers for season 8 finale
CSI - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Warrick B. - Complete
Pork Chops by csinut08 reviews
Hodges decides to share some very intriguing information with Greg about his cousin and Archie. How does he react? Read to find out!Rated T for some swearing, just to be on the safe side, and this is my first story. :
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Archie J., Greg S. - Complete
Elevators and Road Rage by BlkRse reviews
I could tell you, but I'd rather you just read it. SoNic
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Nick S., Sofia C. - Complete
Women Problems by Grand Puba of All The Smurfs reviews
The most horrifying event ever to happen in Las Vegas history...six cases of PMSing women. Might be continued if I feel like it, no implied pairings.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Greg S.
You're Still the One by Alexandra Khayman reviews
Looks like we've made it... Look how far we've come, my baby...' His angstie thoughts while he watches her sleep.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Nick S., Sofia C. - Complete
Observe by Caderyn reviews
NickSofia. CSIs have amazing perceptive skills, don’t they? So nothing should get pass them, especially not office romance.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Nick S., Sofia C.
Capes, Spandex and Superpowers by SolitaryFan reviews
Greg matches the CSI’s to their superhero counterpart.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Greg S., Archie J. - Complete
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Together at last
Post Bananas are best eaten with friends. Sofia and Nick finally admit their true feelings for eachother thanks to a nosey Emily Sanders. Just some corny SoNic-y goodness.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Nick S., Sofia C. - Complete
The Question reviews
Six year old Lindsey Willows has a question for the guys at the Crime Lab after an interesting day at school...how will they handle it?
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The New Arrival reviews
Sofia and Nick Stokes are expecting their second child and the team celebrates.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
Bananas are best eaten with friends reviews
A family of four is murdered and Gregs cousin is a suspect. Will they clear her name or is Emily Sanders guilty of murder? Don't ask about the title it will have relavence in the end, and it was the first thing my brother said when I asked him.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Greg S.
Why Erin should not talk to suspects reviews
The new DNA tech Erin, causes some trouble with local troublemakers at the lab. What happens to an unsuspecting Emily Sanders? Read for more info!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Tag You're it! reviews
During a slow night at the lab, the team decides to have a bit of fun. Read more to find out!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Break Room Fun? Yea right! reviews
Emily Sanders is not having a good time visiting her cousin Greg, to the amusment of an Archie Johnson.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete