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Author has written 5 stories for Torchwood, Twilight, Firefly, Transformers, and Doctor Who.

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They contain STRONG romantic themes and HIGH LEVEL angst.
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
To Summon a Mate by Penthesileia reviews
On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,965 - Reviews: 3177 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Der Erlkönig by gravity01 reviews
It is simple, really. Something was stolen from Erik. He wants it back. And he will stop at nothing until he gets it. EC. Eventually Modern.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,069 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Carnival Magic by St.John reviews
AU. Arthur is the mayor's son, and Merlin is the magician/illusionist in the carnival passing through town. They both feel an undeniable attraction to one another. Slash ensues.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Catch a Falling Star by tokyoblackbird reviews
What happens when Edward sees an angel through Bella's bedroom window one strangely starless night? And decides he needs to catch it? And brings accident-prone Bella along? Find out, among other things, if vampires really go to heaven...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Christmas: War is Over by dansemacabre reviews
It's a week before Christmas, and Sarah is in middle of moving to her new house when something outside the window catches her eye... Jareth/Sarah oneshot. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
When Things Begin To Fall Apart by Arixa23 reviews
When Kooza and the Trickster begin to mysteriously deteriorate, it's up to the Innocent, plus Kooza's resident three crazy men and a thief, to find out what's going on and save Trickster and their world. This is kinda my baby Kooza fic.
Cirque du Soleil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Let Me Fall by LilCassandra reviews
Quidam-verse. Years after Zoe returns from the world of Quidam, her entire life falls apart. When old friends return to take her back to their world, will she find the love and acceptance she's always wanted?
Cirque du Soleil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Calefaction by ExploitingReality reviews
Bella, adopted by the Cullens as an infant, has grown into an integral part of their family. When she disappears one afternoon, they desperately retrieve her. But something is amiss and everything is changing. Ed x Bel x Jas. M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,127 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Shock by pumpie2 reviews
After a traumatising case John goes into shock. How does Sherlock deal with such an alien concept? SLASH
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
They Fall Together As They Always Do by shadow243ali reviews
For once in her life, Amy Pond really regretted wearing a skirt...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Morning Tea by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jazz, Maggie M.
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Faith Forsaken by Trufreak89 reviews
He thinks losing Amy will feel like the end of his world, but he knows keeping her will mean the end of the universe. Literally.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
No Going Back by Chinese Bakery reviews
Amy thinks it's time for her to go back. The TARDIS thinks Amy's being a bit thick.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Of Tea and Bad Dreams by Mad-Hatter-103 reviews
Amy has a bad dream that involves the Doctor dying. She goes to his room and he comforts her. Major fluff warning! AmyX11
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Romance in Books by azriona reviews
Romance as shown in books is highly overrated. Post-porn, Rose/Ten, no spoilers for new episodes.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Space Ships Make Excellent Matchmakers by evilexboyfriend reviews
It was the TARDIS. She swears it was. Completed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Theft of Symbols by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
There's two opposite feelings in the Doctor's coat: wicked rebellion, and absolute safety. The girls and the club and the drinks and the laughter represent the world she's left behind, and the coat represents every thing she wants for her future.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Becoming Amy by Penelope Louise reviews
Amy begins asking too many questions, in the Doctor's opinion. Amy/11.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Cure For Nightmares by betawho reviews
Amy is having nightmares. The Doctor has a cure.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Up From Wonderland by Je Love You reviews
People go missing. Sometimes they return and sometimes not. Sometimes people ran away of their own accord and sometimes people were kidnapped. Just this one time, this person was found. She was found by a Hatter who was somewhere he didn't belong. AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,234 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione has always loved fairy tales, but she never suspected she would have a dragon-fighting knight of her very own one day. Written for the charlieficathon exchange at LJ. Rated M for mentions of sex, but nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Blackbird by Kisho Myst reviews
Bella was intent on ending her life, until she met a boy named Edward at La Rouge psychiatric hospital. But there is something about Edward that doesn't sit right with Bella... DARK FIC. Rated M for future content. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,647 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Impeccable by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mikey In Love by Mikell reviews
#1- 20year old Michelangelo has found his soul mate in Austin. Convinced she's "the one", Mikey buys a ring, but she refuses to meet his family. What dark secret is she hiding? Will Mike's true love be the one to destroy the Hamato clan? Mike/OC COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,853 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Survival of the Soul by Lady Saffir reviews
The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,467 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Dawn of Friendship by Silivren Tinu reviews
A collection of short Legolas little Estel friendship stories. Chapter 12: A Fighting Chance. Summary: Estel learns some lessons in archery, unaware that the skills he is now acquiring will one day help to decide the fate of Middle-earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,137 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
This is Forever by arethusa85 reviews
Left behind on the deserted beach, Rose and the new Doctor adjust to each other and the possibilities of the future. Having one heart, one life, turns out to be what makes all the difference. Post Series Four, Rose/Human!Doctor pairing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,311 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008
Risk by fairmaidofkent reviews
Victoria doesn't want to run alone any longer. James is tired of breakable toys. The partnership that emerges sweeps them into adventures across the globe. Before the fated meeting with a sweet blooded human girl, there was a pair that couldn't be stopped.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,544 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - James, Victoria
early morning by voila23xx reviews
“hey…” he whispered again over her left shoulder he grabbed her from the right and pulled her into his straw filled chest. ' a little oneshot dorothy/scarecrow. read and review please.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Dearly Beloved by songofasiren reviews
A secret is being kept from the youngest Pevensie. What does it have to do with the High King's impending nuptials? Why are Edmund and Susan constantly whispering in the halls of Cair Paravel? And what will Mr. Tumnus have to say about it all?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,357 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Tumnus
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Scarred by SweetKeroline reviews
Something terrible happens to Jeannie, something no one could have seen coming. Takes place from where the show left off. A little bit different from how the show would be.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Strange and Beautiful by LemonStar reviews
AU. When Hermione is the person at the bottom of the lake for Cedric to rescue during the second task, everyone is surprised. None more than Cedric and Hermione themselves. How can they mean something to each other when they don't even know each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,695 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Period by behappy101 reviews
A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
The dancing toys by frodo16424 reviews
Toys can't dance..or can they?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Sîdh, Estel by Esteliel01 reviews
Estel has a bad dream. Elrond comforts him and enjoys some one on one time with his youngest. Fluff!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
An Issue Over Trust by Corbin Slate reviews
Harry needs help, and the one sent to the rescue is Snape. But what are Snape's true intentions? Help or Humiliation? : Finally Completed! 2 11 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,148 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
In Hiding by Leah Kate reviews
After being rescued from the island, Sawyer tries not to think about the fact that he's partly responsible for Kate's arrest - until the night she climbs through his window looking for shelter.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 139,380 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Sawyer, Kate
Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo reviews
Sequel to Surviving This. In the aftermath of the the pyramid, Lex finds herself on another hunt, and must prove her worth not only to the predators, but to herself as well. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,326 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Love, not Scorn by kaytee412 reviews
Estel wants to practice archery with Elladan and Elrohir, but he meets an unfriendly group of elflings in the archery field. Why are they making fun of him, and is there really something wrong with being human?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
A Friend in Need II: Sweet Child of Mine by Somogyi reviews
Jubilee is recovering from her physical injuries thanks to the help of Logan & Jean, but the psychic damage has been slow to heal, and her memory has not yet returned. While Jean's endless devotion to Jubilee is helping her to recuperate, it is starting
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,911 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/3/2001
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Ode To Doctor Who reviews
Attempt at a humorous poem detailing Rose's adventures with the 9th Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Wheelie Got Run Over By Starscream reviews
Because Starscream totally has it in for poor little Wheelie.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Wheelie, Starscream - Complete
Wooden Dolls reviews
River can't sleep. She has a song stuck in her head and it's making her sad. Simon tries to reassure her but, as it turns out, Captain Reynolds is the one to save the day without even realising it.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Simon, River - Complete
Brother Bear reviews
The Cullen's play a game that pushes Jasper's blood lust to breaking point. Now half of them need to hunt or risk Bella's life. Emmett stays behind but can he protect her on his own when everything starts to go horribly wrong? *CANNON PAIRINGS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,019 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Emmett, Bella
The Witness reviews
AU: Gwen's ex-husband is wanted for murder and he wants her for his next victim. Ianto is the brave, kind hearted police officer assigned to keep her safe.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Ianto J., Gwen C. - Complete
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