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Joined 01-17-08, id: 1477446, Profile Updated: 02-06-22
Author has written 17 stories for Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Frasier, Justice League, Batman, Firefly, Bible, Spider-Man, Avatar, Mass Effect, Chuck, and Superman.

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Information about my favorite DC superhero, the one I name most of my accounts after:

Origin: In an attempt to clone Superman, Cadmus Labs combined the Kryptonian DNA of Superman with the human DNA of Lex Luthor. The impetuous clone escaped the lab and later became known as the hero, Superboy. The Teen of Steel later was welcomed to live in Smallville as "Conner Kent" and joined the Teen Titans while he came to grips with his true lineage.

Known Super Powers: Because he is not an exact clone of Superman, Superboy's abilities differ. His primary power is a limited form of telekinesis "tactile telekinesis". Somewhat of a misnomer since it acts as more than mere telekinesis, rather the psionic version of a swiss army knife. As long as Superboy is touching an object he is able to affect it with his telekinesis. This allows him to perform a variety of effects:

Superstrength: His full strength is undetermined at this time. He, like Superman seems to be able to lift anything he can conceive of. To date he has lifted the worlds largest yacht using his telekinetic strength (a feat of at least 600 tons).) Objects lifted with his telekinetic strength do not crumble under their own weight or internal stresses. It is conceivable as his will power and concentration improve, so will his superstrength increase. This does not truly count as superstrength in the traditional sense, since Superboy has been bound with chains that were surrounded by an energy field and he was unable to escape because he could not directly affect the chains with his power.

Flight: Superboy is able to fly using a reflexive action of his telekinesis, literally dragging himself through the sky. His concentration is required to maintain great speeds. His fastest recorded speed has been seen at Mach 2.94 (viewed from satellite tracking station Gamma 6) and his greatest distance flown unaided has been approximately 12,000 miles.

Limited Resistance to Injury: By creating a field around his body, he is able to resist or reduce injury from non-energy based attacks by causing the object to be deflected from his personal force field. Bullets and shrapnel are easily deflected. This field does not repel gases or energy based attacks well, though his skill in deflecting energy attacks is improving.

Telekinetic Disassembly: By touching an object, Superboy may cause that object to literally fall to pieces. It can be assumed that he could conceivably put an object back together, if he understood how the object functioned in the first place.

Creating Shockwaves: He may by directing his telekinesis downward create shockwaves through the earth to disrupt his opponents movements or balance.

As he's aged, Superboy has manifested a certain amount of non-psychically derived super-strength, resistance and regenerative abilities.

Superboy later developed heat vision, X-Ray vision and super-hearing, similar to his mentor's abilities.

This information has been pasted from http:///source/whoswho/superboy.html and http:///dbase_deo/profiles/young_justice/superboy/superboy.html


My Favorites:

Favorite Season: Autumn

Favorite Movies and Shows: There are just too many to list.

Favorite Music: Johnny Cash, 10 Years, Emilie Autumn, Grey Delisle, The Highwaymen; in that order.

Favorite Books: The Grail Quest trilogy (The Archer's Tale, Vagabond and Heretic), The Death and Life of Superman, It's Superman, the Borne series, the Halo series, the Sword of Attila, some of Shakespeare's plays and How to be a Super Hero (I bought that one for less than a dollar, and it's the funniest book I have ever read).


Favorite Quotes:

Death is a primitive concept. (The Last Starfighter)

Everybody Lies. (House)

The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do. And the guilty lie because they have no choice. (Law and Order... I think)

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment. (Frank Castle, The Punisher)

Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war. (Frank Castle, The Punisher)

There's power in your words. (The Bible)

But I'm not responsible for me. (Conner Gas)

The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed; my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic... for I now find that I have no choice at all. I am a warrior...let the battle be joined! (Dinobot)

Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the evil deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. (Dinobot)

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. (Stephen King)

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for; because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. (Captain Jack Sparrow)

The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved. (Mark Twain, "Moments with Mark Twain")

You let one of them go, but that's nothing new. Every now and then, a little victim's spared... because she smiled, cos he's got freckles, cos they begged. And that's how you live with yourself, that's how you slaughter millions, because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's in the right direction, you happen to be kind. (The Doctor -- "Doctor Who")

Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show. (Bertrand Russell)

You were the first superhero in your city to own a stealth cowl. You had a pair of fly quantum-knit mega-slacks before anyone else even knew what they were. And you were coolly vaporizing evil-doers with your dissolvo-vision long before the "hard-core" thing was cool. Why? Because you're Modern/Trendy, and you can no more stop living on the cutting edge of superhero fashin than you can stop blaming yourself for what happened to Los Angeles. (How to be a Superhero)


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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,

If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this into your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV- rather than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then cut and paste this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Vampireyaoi, Queen-Skizophrenya, Metropolis Kid (I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.)

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you're rebellious and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If it bugs you when people favorite something you worked on without leaving you any comments, reviews or feedback, put this in your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared a planet no longer on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


The Price of Children:

This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice, The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with 160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But 160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down.

It translates into:

· 8,896.66 a year,
· 741.3 month, or 171.08 a week.
· That's a mere 24.24 a day!
· Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite.

What do you get for your 160,140?

Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For 160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:

finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to: keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For 160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:

retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off a bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the:

· first step,
· first word,
· first bra,
· first date, and
· first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits.

And... one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!

Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!


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Human, Conditional by Moonlight and Mischief reviews
As humanity spreads into the far reaches of the universe, the remants of their history follow giving further question to what is right and what is human.
Crossover - Hellsing & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,043 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/25/2021 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Seras, Mal
Little Gray Donkey, a Christmas Story by Lion in the Land reviews
The annual Christmas play is threatened when Donkey realizes he doesn't have a name.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Shrek, Donkey, Gingy
The Bell on Christmas Day by Lion in the Land reviews
What's got the Doctor shaking like a spasmodic leaf? And who is the TARDIS tickle master? A short & sweet Christmas one shot written for Metropolis Kid. Starring Doctor the 10th & Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Silent Night by Lion in the Land reviews
Brian receives a surprise visit from the Doctor, who takes him on an adventure when he discovers missing figures in the Nativity. A Doctor Who Christmas special written especially for Metropolis Kid.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Brian W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Decorations of Red on a Green Christmas Tree by Lion in the Land reviews
Morgan Grimes is having a blue Christmas after Alex dumped him. To cope, he makes himself a playlist and goes to John Casey for advice. Chuck is no help at all. Written as a Christmas gift to Metropolis Kid.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Morgan G., Chuck B. - Complete
Good Days and Bad by MithLuin reviews
A series of one-shots giving us a glimpse into everyday life at Hellsing, featuring Integra and her favorite vampire. Muted AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Chuck Versus Leia's Metal Bikini by Lion in the Land reviews
Chuck introduces Sarah to Star Wars, and it doesn't go quite as he expected. A bit of Charah fluff. ONESHOT.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
It's My Birthday, and It Smells Like Worms by Lion in the Land reviews
Seras met Anderson long before she became a vampire, but neither of them knew it. This is NOT a pairing story...that would be gross. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Seras, Alexander - Complete
Survivor: Vampire Island by Lion in the Land reviews
It's Cullen versus Cullen and Hellsing versus them all in an unprecedented season of Survivor. Just when you think you have the game figured out, it'll take a dark twist that NO ONE will see coming. Reader participation! Hellsing/Twilight/Survivor
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,887 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Charity Burbage and the New Prince by Lion in the Land reviews
Sequel to "Professor Burbage and the Potions Master." Charity's entire life changes when she finds out that a part of Snape lives on. Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Charity B.
Nothing by Lion in the Land reviews
From Vlad to Dracula to Alucard, the No Life King reflects on himself and the women in his existence. These are my theories. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alucard - Complete
You're a Mean One, Master Grinch by Lion in the Land reviews
He's as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, and he's out to destroy Pip and Seras' Christmas. But Pip is one determined mercenary when it comes to spending time with his girl. A Christmas ONE-SHOT for Metropolis Kid.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Where your loyalties lie by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
“I am happy to say you're no longer my master, Alucard.” She sighed stepping backwards into the shadows, only speaking one more time as she disappeared with a last vengeful glare. “I hate you.” He'd been betrayed again. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alucard, Seras
Chuck Versus the Vampire by Lion in the Land reviews
Hellsing faces a vampire like they've never seen before. It's so different, they need to call in a little help from the States...Team Bartowski. ONE SHOT
Crossover - Hellsing & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Integra, Chuck B. - Complete
Divinity Ending by Moonlight and Mischief reviews
When highest power is mixed with immortality, depravity is the only result. Until the time comes to call it to its end. LS universe
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Professor Burbage and the Potions Master by Lion in the Land reviews
This is the untold story of Charity Burbage, the young, vibrant Muggle Studies professor, and her unlikely relationship with the ill-tempered Severus Snape. Written because I couldn't stand for Snape's mortal life to end without something happy in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,751 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Charity B., Severus S. - Complete
Sad, dull, boredom by BondSlave reviews
The night is calm and everything is at peace, Alucard is bored, and with his boredom comes sad musing. PLEASE READ AUTHORS NOTE! Can be taken as AxS. Read and review. Thank you.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Passing Shadows by Moonlight and Mischief reviews
The stories of past, future and in between. Set in the Life Sentence universe
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,657 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Life Sentence by Moonlight and Mischief reviews
“Sir Elliot Walter O’Hara Hellsing,” she intoned, “I would have preferred never to have slept. It is my will to serve the Hellsing Institute and serve you I shall. Give me orders and I shall obey.” Sequel to Subjugation
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,299 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Home for the holidays by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
Sequel to "The Aluclause" Alucard and Seras spend another Christmas taking over Santa's job. Alucard still unwilling to admit he actually likes it. But what is a kid to do, if no one believes her story of her meeting with a Vampiric MR and Miss Clause?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
The Birds & the Bees and a Bottle of Whiskey by Lion in the Land reviews
It's Sex Ed. time at Hellsing Manor.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Seras, Pip - Complete
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow by Lion in the Land reviews
A rare and delightful snow has fallen on Hellsing Manor. A seasonal one-shot. Pairings, you ask? Come on in and find out. ;
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Seed of corruption by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
AU the year is 1493 and the order of Protestant knights mission in Romania to get rid of a Vampire menace goes wrong when they are ambushed by wild beasts. Seras, in order to protect her mistress soon finds herself at the mercy of a dark stranger AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,914 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Guy Hugs by TRUSSELL33 reviews
Angela finds out about Booth's guy hugs and hijinx ensue. This is a one shot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
ATLA characters in much needed therapy by Rose0404 reviews
Pretty selfexplanitory. ATLA characters in therapy. Ranting about their horrible childhoods, facial scars, freakish glowing, permantly PMSing, anger issues, fish, cabbages, happy pills, emoitis, boredom, etc. Umm...read it? NOW. You know you wanna....
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 36,847 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Azula, Zuko
Bloodflowers by ladykirie reviews
The Sequel to "Ceremony"- A new bloodline is continuing in the Household, but not without a few surprises- heirs, hierarchy and healed hearts make the Manor finally a home....
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,999 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009
Break by aveyune reviews
EDITED! Judgment Day has come and gone, and John fights against Skynet as the leader of the Resistance. As he begins to question his own duality, he has to wage another battle: the fight for Cameron's acceptance as more than a machine. Future!John/Cameron
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,603 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Well, Hello Dolly by Lion in the Land reviews
Seras, Walter, Integra and Alucard have mischievous fun around Hellsing Manor with an unusual gift from the Russian Ambassador. No pairings, only implications. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Ceremony by ladykirie reviews
A trip to Italy is not all that it seems- a plot hatches for control of Hellsing involving the Vatican, voodoo and vampires...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,985 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Silver Lining A Hellsing & House MD Crossover by Dark Seraphim410 reviews
This takes place before the Hellsing manga and the "House" TV. I don't own neither.
Crossover - Hellsing & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - G. House - Complete
Bonjour Wardog! by Azure Zangetsu reviews
What if Captain Hans Gunsche of the Millennium Waffen-SS was still alive and kicking? What if he was now the werewolf-servant of Seras Victoria. What if he had missions to do for Hellsing too? Review please.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,602 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Hans G. - Complete
How NOT to write Hellsing fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
Well, you want to write a Hellsing fanfic? Great. But AVOID what is written inside here, FOR HIRANO'S SAKE! UPDATED! CHAPTER 5 - Cliffies and smut!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007
Solace by aveyune reviews
He was Kyle's brother. John's uncle. A stranger. But hate him or not, Sarah Connor had found the one piece of solace left in the world in the arms of Derek Reese. A series of follow-up pieces to my fic "A Fighting Chance."
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sarah C., Derek R.
Crimson Seductions by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
Millennium has been defeated and Seras only wants one thing. To see her master again, hoping she'll make her own happy end. Everybody died, but as Seras has seen, death is not always the end .Fixed. Previously named Careful what you wish for AluXSera
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,068 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Courtesy Calls by MithLuin reviews
Why Alucard is not allowed to Answer the Phone.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A trap with a sexy lure by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
Alucard is annoyed by Seras who is apparently dating human boys. Will he be able to restrain himself from murdering the human who is after his fledgling? Now has two chapters because I listen to my reviewers ; Alucard X Seras. no longer "slight"
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
She's a Terminator by Gilmore-007 reviews
According to Cameron, Derek was an asshole, not a stupid asshole. So why, God forbid, did he let her touch him? Willingly? In his book, that was more than stupid. *Language* Trust me, you'll want to give this fic a shot. **Finally updated!**
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Love Like Winter by ladykirie reviews
Nostalgia, night creatures and Never say I love you...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
From SkyNet with Love by Ishap reviews
A letter. First fic.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
My Bloody Valentine by ladykirie reviews
Lust,love and lingering smoke...a late night conversation about what makes the waiting worth while
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Klaatu Barada Nikto by Pjazz reviews
Begins seconds after the explosion. The tension between Cameron and Derek Reese finally reaches breaking point.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Birthdays and Builtdays by aveyune reviews
A partner to my one-shot "A Fighting Chance." John and Cameron discuss birthdays, and John muses about family. John/Cameron, with mention of Derek/Sarah. Might want to read "A Fighting Chance" first, but can be read separately.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
A Fighting Chance by aveyune reviews
This was what they were fighting for. Derek and Sarah come to terms with some recent revelations. Set after season finale "What He Beheld." Slight Derek/Sarah, with some mentions of John/Cameron.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Derek R., Sarah C. - Complete
Walking with Avatars by marvel26 reviews
This is one documentary I wish the BBC would air.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Azula's First Date by Remenants reviews
Two bored Fire Nation nobles make a very very stupid bet on the nature of romance. Violence and Hilarity ensues.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Azula
Redemption of Trust by Chris St Thomas reviews
Trust AU. follows Betrayal. CH 10 -"Dija see it Mommie! Did you Daddy? Grandfather Jor-El's image wore a cloak exactly like mine." Jason danced around excitedly reveling in his freshly confirmed Kryptonian heritage.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Jor-El - Complete
Facts about Deadpool by Captain Deadpool reviews
These are parodies of some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. Don't worry: I did alot more than just replace Chuck Norris with Deadpool for most of them.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Love by almostinsane reviews
Not the best poem, I wrote, but I thought I'd post it.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
The Problem With Pyromaniacs An Essay by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Iroh writes an essay covering the main problem with Firebenders today: Pyromania. Click. Read. Be educated.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Iroh
Betrayal of Trust by Chris St Thomas reviews
Trust AU. Follow up to Confessions. Brings in 'new' characters and reinterprets some 'old' faves. Explores what might cause the world to lose faith in Superman and how he and his friends might react. Recall that Bizarro is often a flawed clone of Kal-El
Superman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L. - Complete
Confessions by Chris St Thomas reviews
Trust AU. Clark must decide how to best persue a relationship with his son. CH 13: Lois Remembers
Superman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,373 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
A Lump of Coal by Thess reviews
"There is this omnipresent, omniscient, powerful and eternal old man. In my times, someone like him would be considered a monster." A Hellsing Christmas set in the Manga. Alucard x Integral.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2005 - [Integra, Alucard] Walter - Complete
Laundry by Relics reviews
Seras find out why Alucard should never, ever, EVER operate modernday machines... Warning! Some OOCness!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
Twelve Days of Torture by 27dragonslayer reviews
[COMPLETE]Twelve days before Christmas Raven receives a gift from a secret admirer. And another the next day. And the next. Who's the admirer? [Raven x ]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,415 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Raven - Complete
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I'll Be Home For Christmas reviews
A short one-shot about a man ripped apart and put back together who's just trying to find his Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Chuck Versus Eureka reviews
On what should've been one of the happiest days of his life, something goes terribly wrong. Now, Chuck and the rest of Team B must navigate a strange town that's much more than it seems if they're to have any hope of setting things right. CxS Comedy
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas reviews
Liara experience her first Christmas, and is scared nearly out of her mind in the process. One-Shot. Written as a Christmas present for Lion in the Land.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Liara T'Soni - Complete
Pop Rocks! reviews
It seems that the sky people DO have ONE thing the Na'vi want after all - magic rocks that create hundreds of delightful explosions in your mouth. Warning, this fic is very silly and NOT to be taken seriously. One-Shot. Friendship fic - No slash!
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Norm S., Jake S. - Complete
“Wormholes? Shiny” or “Chuck Versus The Wormhole” reviews
Serenity's crew find themselves thrown through space and time. Their ship damaged and stuck in a decaying orbit, they're forced to land a shuttle on Earth-that-was, in the hope of finding replacement parts. But along the way, they run into team Bartowsk!
Crossover - Firefly & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jayne, Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Graft vs Host reviews
Just a closer look at the scene where Peter frees himself of the alien Symbiote and Venom is first born. My first Spider-Man fic. Oneshot.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Eddie B./Venom/Toxin II - Complete
Just a Simple Fisherman reviews
While waiting to catch a fish, Peter recounts why he chose to follow Christ. A short little one-shot. My first Bible fic. Hope you enjoy.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Kid's Stuff reviews
Not your typical Batman and Superman story. This one's about their kids. Please read and review. Thanks.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
The Ties that Bind reviews
Contains one-shot sequels to Cameron gets a Virus. Describes events that bring the Connors closer together. I hope you like them. I just got chapter three up. I'm not sure if they'll be more. Please R&R. Thanks. : PS. You might want to read Virus first.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Cameron, John C. - Complete
One Game Can Change Your Life reviews
While waiting for pizza, John plays an arcade game. He gets the top score, and his life becomes even weirder. One-Shot. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - John C., Cameron - Complete
The Fireflies reviews
Cameron doesn't sleep. So, does anyone else wonder what she does with her nights? Please Read and Review. Thanks. One-Shot.
Crossover - Firefly & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Cameron - Complete
John's Birthday Dinner reviews
One-Shot. My version of what happened after the season one finale. Warning! Contains a garden hose, pancakes and Sarah taking a nutty. Read at your own risk.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sarah C. - Complete
Question Everything reviews
Sarah and Cameron meet a VERY strange man. Rated T to be safe. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Crossover - Justice League & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sarah C. - Complete
Over Demanding Parents reviews
One-shot. Warring! This is a Crack fic. I had too much Iced Tea one night and this was the result. The Frasier Crane Show is doing a special on over demanding parents. John calls in.
Crossover - Frasier & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - John C. - Complete
Sarah's thoughts on this site reviews
Sarah has a letter for all of us. Short one-shot.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sarah C. - Complete
Cameron Gets a Virus reviews
Cameron gets a computer virus and goes insane. If Cyborg can get one, why not a terminator? Please Read and Review. Thanks. Rated T to be safe.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,084 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Cameron, John C. - Complete
No News is Good News reviews
This is a short one-shot. Derek sees something on a news channel that really freaks him out. Rated T because I don't like to rate my stories any lower. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Derek R. - Complete
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