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Author has written 4 stories for Sailor Moon.
My name is Laura, I have brown hair and hazel eyes. I think my eyes are my best feature. I love manga and anime, I think cosplay is cool!! I'm spontaneous and love adventure. I'm easy going, well most of the time anyway. I am a good and loyal friend. I am getting an Associates of Arts Degree in Creative Writing. I absolutely LOVE Fanfiction.net
I'm a girl who loves a good Naruto FanFics esp. if it has Itachi and Sasuke
I also love Sailor Moon FanFics
Hey sorry I haven't written anything lately, college has been killer, but I'm gonna try to write more now. So expect some updates!!
Boys of Summer costume links:
(Something like this)
Raye & Jed:
Wow they are long o.o'
Life is not worth living for, until you have found someone worth dying for.
Try, try again.
Expect the unexpected.
Live like there is no tomorrow.
One day, our kids will be going to school to learn card games, and we will take special driver's Ed. classes so we can duel on motorbikes!
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. And Dance like no one is watching.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without making a mistake:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is loser cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Though this one is actually true I can turn into a bitch if provoked)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actress. (Though I am an actress so it’s partially true)
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I must not be doing anything with my life.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (I'm live in an upper middle class society)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy. (My dad is Jewish my mom is Christian so I'm both)
STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE THE ONES THAT ARE GEARED AT YOU.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a wall copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you think flamers should get a life, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said “pull” and vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Umbreonrulz58, Fausha, Mangamaina
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you love Harry Potter more than the stupid people who only watch the movies because they think Daniel Radcliffe is hot, you should know what to do with this.
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If Fanfiction to you is what FaceBook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever,Mystic Winter, Fareryniel, Kai2, SailorTitan477, Mangamania
First off, here is a definition of writer's block: Writer's Block- n. 1. A mental barrier in the writer's mind that prevents the flow of new ideas to the brain. 2. A writer's worst nightmare and the bane of their existence. If you have experienced writer's block, know the pain of writer's block, and agree with me, then post this onto your profile immediately. If you haven't experienced writer's block yet, you undoubtedly will so post this onto your profile anyway.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, RaiKimTomBoY, Harry's My Boy, Ibris, Bynd Theodore Way, MangamaniaIwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, PrinceVincentAnders, fraz hoper, Kai2, SailorTitan477
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Prince Vincent Anders, fraz hopper, Kai2, SailorTitan477, Mangamania
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Having the love of your life say, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything is possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
You know you live in today's generation when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.
4). Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
6.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.
7.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
8.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
9.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
10.) You think about how stupid you are for reading this, but you are anyway.
11.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
14.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
28 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first.
28.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. (What if it’s the sae color?)
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible and is doomed to stupidity. (These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods…)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
The Fasting &Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvio us pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proc eeds will be used to cripple children. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
Here is a peom about a boy who was abused copy and paste it if you care:
A poem about Child Abuse
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
This is about school shootings.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
Make School Shootings Stop!
Did You Know . . .
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It's almost impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted...
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Lucillia (I think that was her name.)
Several things to do at a Walmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie
21. Open a large bottle of oil and splash it on the floor, then wait for someone with a trolley to go through, just to see what happens
22. Get in one of the beds in the bedding depatmant and then shout out "Turn out the light"
23. Go into the music department and say "i though guitars Gently weep?"
24. Go to the vending machine, insert your house key into it and say "Dammit! Locked out aGAIN!"
25. In the game department, ask an employee if a game cover is scratch and sniff, and see what their reaction is.
26. Get a bag of Skittles and run around throwing them at people saying "taste the stupid rainbow"
27. Get a bag of M&M's and throw them at people, screaming "I'M NOT AFRAID!"
28. Go to the make-up section, paint your nails with some of the nail polish, then put lipstick, blush, and eye shadow on quickly and sloppily, then walk up to one of the workers and ask, “Do I look pretty?”
If you have done(or want to do) anything on this list, copy and paste it and add another thing at the bottom as 29.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Manga, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, Yukirin-Sama, SailorTitan477
You know you're a Yaoi Fan Girl when...
You're initial thought upon seeing a hot guy is 'He would look GOOD kissing another boy!!'
Your ideal boyfriend is bisexual -
You can't help but giggle whenever the words 'hard', 'long' or 'stiff' are mentioned ;D
If you found out your best friend was a homophobe, you would take it upon yourself to tie them up in front of a computer and make them watch the full series of Gravitation. Every last episode >:D
You're hesitant to watch an anime that involves only heterosexual relationships. 'Cause that would be boring...
The bulk of your time spent on youtube is watching Yaoi AMVs
The idea of incest suddenly becomes quite hot.
The idea of ANYTHING that you would previously go 'eww' at...becomes hot (as long as it involves two guys) ;D
When your friend gets a nosebleed...you automatically think of Yaoi...
When meeting a fellow Yaoi Fan Girl feels like you're harmoniously discovering your soul mate.
Your mother is probably getting suspicious of the 'suggestive' male moans coming from your bedroom...followed by a man speaking breathlessly in a foreign lanuage
You get Yaoi cravings, and Yaoi withdrawal symptoms.
If you smiled at any point during this list .
I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.
If you just somehow know that somewhere you have a bear army waiting for your every command, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, really obvious question, paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the fucking trix already, paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a random crazy laughing fit for no reason, paste this into your profile.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies and yaoi/yuri)
A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
Friend: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
Best Friend:will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when you can have a three-way conversation entirely by yourself. Crazy is laughing every time you see your friend because of their inability to whistle with their hands. Crazy is throwing the substitutes ID card across the room and laughing as you do it. Crazy is being friends with someone that only plays pranks on you. Crazy is ranting about someone or something in front of a mirror or just talking into a mirror while recording yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
YOUR REAL NAME: Laura
YOUR GANGSTA NAME(first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Lauizzle (LOL!)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME(fave color and animal): Blue Tiger (Um...wait what?)
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME(middle name and current street): Susan Watchhill
YOUR STAR WARS NAME(first 3 letters of last name,first 2 letters of your first name,Last 3 of your mom's maiden name): Weilabby (Um...the hell?)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (Second favorite color, favorite drink): Green Virgin Daiquiri (Either a porn star or a delicious drink. YOU DECIDE)
YOUR ARAB NAME:(2nd letter of your first name,3rd letter of your last name,any letter of you middle name,2nd letter of your mom's maiden name,3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name,last letter of your mom's middle name): Aisuute (Sounds dirty and weird)
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother's middle name) Caroline
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Getting high meant swinging on a swing at a playground?
Remember when all you wanted to do
Put this on your profile if your still 5 years old inside.
Sorry for copying the bunny but it is sooooooooooooo cute!!!!!
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