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Joined 01-17-08, id: 1477591, Profile Updated: 02-06-13
Author has written 11 stories for Bleach, D.Gray-Man, and Darker than BLACK.

All of projects are on SUSPENDED ANIMATION.

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2m (who's profile is usually spartan at best by the way)


Update from the other side of 2012:

Hey, 2M here.

Um, I seems to have passed that it's been half a decade since I've written or something obscene like that and I still get emailed story alerts and favorites and whatnot. I seriously appreciate the love (although reading over my old work makes me cringe) and thanks for reading and enjoying these writings still.

So thanks, I appreciate it.

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Vocation Termination by snappleducated reviews
Sex is dangerous. — Akane, Kougami
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26 - S. Kougami, Akane T. - Complete
Bread & Butter by bouncingcrow reviews
Updated summary: A series of one-shots that follow loosely sequential events following Natalia Romanova, aka Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, from her joining SHIELD through Avengers movie. Movie-verse only. Blackhawk pairing and occasional POVs of other characters.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Spearmint and Black Cherries by Mrs. Naara reviews
Her hands fumbled over her phone, and she looked for someone…anyone to call. All of her contacts had something to do with S.H.I.E.L.D or the Avengers. Pepper would tell Tony no doubt. Maria had constant contact with Director Fury. Clint would freak out; and Bruce Banner went off the map after the incident. There was no one she could call, no one she could rely on. She was alone.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,381 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
A Common Theme by bouncingcrow reviews
A very tongue-in-cheek look at two lines that have grabbed many a fan's imaginations and tugged mercilessly. No offense is meant! I just kept seeing the lines, and I wanted to play with them. Natasha and Clint and a few surprise guests!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
S i x D e g r e e s by mixed.vinyl reviews
The bishop falls, the die tumbles and the top spins, all around one centre. Chance pulls them there, but it is necessity that keeps them together, searching. Because chance is only an excuse for the unknown.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,464 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur
The Blood Vessel of Fate by elegant Usurper reviews
The letter was like a sticky note. Reminding him that Kagura is of age, and living on earth with a bunch of Japanese idiots. She would go insane if she saw the blood. He needed to get to earth fast: Kagura needs to know how her race mates.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kagura, Okita S.
Fidelity by DivineSunSHiNE reviews
Just because you leave him doesn't mean your still not married. After all, you didn't get the divorce papers signed. "You've got 10 seconds to get back out of my life before I send you out the window myself!" Sakura&Sasuke AU. /re-vamped/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Matryoshka by mixed.vinyl reviews
Half a year after their successful inception, Ariadne receives an offer of another job with the team, and just like the last time, she has no idea what she's getting into.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
if at first try and try again by EleanorRigbee reviews
"For all his efficiency, his timing is terrible." Post-Movie. Five times Arthur and Ariadne might have been on a date.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Yakuza by VioTanequil reviews
Yakuza. The word was supposed to strike fear into the everyday Japanese's heart. Keyword: supposed. Ise Nanao blinked. This was completely not what she had expected. AU fic. Pairings to be decided. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,934 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
The Vampire Inside by darkotter reviews
Kanda is a vampire, strong, deadly and breathtakingly beautiful. He doesn't care about others, but when he arrives in a new town, he finds that a to-be meal is much more than that. AU - Yullen - Chapter 20 - Epilogue
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,458 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
House Has Been Abducted by Aliens? What is this? by Spock Yard reviews
House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House
and don't forget the birth control by smartalker reviews
In which Orihime tries to return Ichigo’s math notes, and somehow ends up getting him pregnant. Or at least, that’s what his father thinks.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Love A. - Complete
my sweetheart gives me bruises by smartalker reviews
The foolproof method to dating: arrest all the competition. — OkitaKagura
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
a standard for beauty by smartalker reviews
In China, women married rich so that they could afford to be carried. — LaviLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Lenalee Lee, Lavi - Complete
icing on the cake by smartalker reviews
It turns out that Kanda bakes. Sort of. — KandaLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Lenalee Lee, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Through Colored Lenses by Kuro49 reviews
Earl-Centric. Because centuries ago, the Millennium Earl really was just your common next door neighbor. And now he was only taking a late night stroll down in town.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Millenium Earl - Complete
I Am Sorrow by galio reviews
They fell madly in love. Their love was so true, in fact, that even His Grace envied it. Cursed by his wicked hands, Lavi and Lenalee are together forever- but eternally apart. A chance encounter with a petty thief could be their only chance to escape their pitiful half-lives.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Ultimate Habits by AzureFlx reviews
What if you added Lavi, Coffee, and Computers together, what could possibly go wrong? Find out some of the bizzare habits of those who live in the Black Order Headquarters! -A Bonus Chapter Added!-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,842 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007
Out of Order by tami3 reviews
Kanda never figured out how he managed to get over his one-dimensionality, but having feelings for Lavi is screwing him over. What sucks the most? Lavi thinks Kanda’s crush on him is pretty funny. Crack-tastic but in-character. Promise. Last part 6 is up.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Skirt is the Sword's Natural Enemy by Guttersnipe reviews
“You’ve got Kanda all hot and bothered, Lenalee!” Allen practically shouted, desperation upon his face. “You have to stay away from him! Look! Here’s a nice janitor’s closet; just hide in here for a few minu—uh—years, until he cools down.” Crack!KandaLena
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Vintage Love by Kuro49 reviews
AU RK café fic. Welcome to Vintage Love, a small musty café located in the heart of the city. He came in for a cup of coffee and there are those waiters gossiping at the back.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Exorcists of Hogwarts by buddyblack reviews
Harry Potter/D.Gray-man cross: What happens when tow exorcists come to Hogwarts in search of Innocence?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Thoughts on a Marriage by lairen reviews
I-pin gets married. Everyone has an opinion about it. Reborn profits from it.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
As Rumors Have It by Kuro49 reviews
As rumors have it, Allen Walker was female! Not another one! This is my response to all those female-Allen fanfics out there. For humor, not suppose to be offensive in any way. And Allen is male in here.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Allen Walker - Complete
The End by YuZuKi-sama969 reviews
OneShot: A festival somewhere in Euraasia...A couple years afte the war for the fate of humanity, where are the Exorcists now? They may be more closer to each other than they'd expected...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Byakuya: He or she? by Greenzaku reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Allen's Secret Love by MisChibiOus reviews
The exorcists gather one day to discuss who could possibly be Allen’s object of desire? This is a crack fic. Don’t take it seriously. XD I was REALLY bored. allen x kanda x lavi x lenalee x etc! It's like a wierd version of a...harem? REVIEWS PLEASE!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007
Awkward Love by Kurai Arashi reviews
LavixLena, Oneshot. Lavi shows his pleasure to an unsuspecting Lenalee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Innocence loss by Elfra reviews
[oneshot] It could have been a normal morning at the headquarters. Maybe it could have been a time of calm and recovery. But when Rabi and Kanda stay together in the same building, it could only be the hell breaking loose.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Drastic Measures by Hitode reviews
Yaone is in love with her dearest Kougaijisama. It's no secret, except, maybe, to Kougaijisama. Frustrated, she decides to, eh...confront...him. Will her advances work, or will Kou's one track mind prove denser than she realized?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Yaone, Kougaiji - Complete
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Yeah! reviews
Lavi decides to bring Sexy Back…to the Black Order choir. He then blackmails, begs, seduces and threatens the exorcist gang into joining him.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
All that Glitters reviews
AU Allen was a professional figure skater, which, in Kanda’s mind, made him gayer than a thank you basket filled with pansies and homemade scented soaps. Hell, he probably was the one who sent them. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Awkward Fetishes reviews
AU Not only is Kanda Yu forced to join a war he isn’t interested in, he is shocked to find that everyone is convinced he is a girl in disguise, a twisted parody of Mulan.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu
Eons from Normalcy reviews
Hei and Mao compare notes on their stalkers.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
In Rome reviews
When in the Science Department… DON’T do as the department members do. John—remember him?—learns that and more during an impromptu take your child to work day.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Johnny G. - Complete
The Sword is the New Nail File reviews
AU Allen Walker goes to get a manicure. Allen Walker barely escapes with his life.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
For the Love of reviews
Actress and Hollywood darling Lenalee Lee is infamous for her succession of boy toys. Kanda Yu, her personal bodyguard, has the misfortune to fall hard for every single one of them. Yullen, Lenalee x Allen, Lenalee x Kanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Lenalee Lee, Kanda Yuu
In Retrospect reviews
In retrospect, it wasn’t such a great idea after all. “Che! There is no way Yullen is a type of soba!” “Of course it isn’t, Yu-chan! Now what made you think of that?”
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Dreaming Blue reviews
The exorcists spend some down time on the roof. Lenalee sighs, Allen munches, Kanda menaces, and Lavi, does Lavi things. Edited & Resubmitted.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Shinigami Women's Society reviews
All is peaceful in Seritei, until an explosion shakes entire the city. The inhabitants shake their heads, "It must be that Shinigami Women's Society again..." Chapter 23: When visiting the airport, remember to leave all explosives at home.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,997 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Yachiru K.
Autumn Love reviews
Lenalee tries to confess her feelings for Lavi, but she finds it harder than she thought, especially because Lavi doesn’t get it. Plus, who said that you need mistletoe? We prove that sentiment here! LenaleexLavi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Lenalee Lee, Lavi - Complete
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  1. l: Key to my Heart :l: Lenalee x Lavi :l
    Anime/Manga D.Gray-Man