Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Avengers, and Sherlock.
Becuase of a nasty review calling my profile information lies i've teared it down.So that's that, you don't need to know anything about me.
and now a load of random stuff...
It's not paranoia if you know they are out to get you.
The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.
You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
In theory, everything works.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Why Tom Riddle, lucius malfoy and snape ect are plain sexy...
Because most villains are geniuses. If not, they're just really, really smart.
Because they have a lot of money. How else would they finance their dark-lording and lives of crime? If they don't have lots of personal wealth, then they're geniuses when it comes to making rich people part with their personal wealth.
Because they're HOT. mmmmhhhh...Tom Riddle...draco...
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Join the dark side! We have cookies!
Taste the rainbow. Eat crayons!
It's only cute until it pee's on your shoe.
Last night I looked up and thought 'Where is my cieling?'
This is Fluffy. (-.-). He is the destroyer of worlds.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
History lesson: The dinosaur's didn't go extinct. Barney showed up and they all committed suicide.
Sometimes I wonder 'Why's the Frissbe getting bigger?' And then I get hit in the face.
People always say that guns don't kill people. People kill People. But I think that the guns have something to do with it cause if we just stood there saying 'Bang' Not many people would be dead.
Smile at your enemies. It confuses them.
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Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villian." -I'm not sure who wrote this, I found it on the internet.
Those who really live never truly die," -Elisabeth wilkes
We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, but to create something that will."-bob marley
History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again.
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking..."
“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I’ll always be with you.” - winnie the pooh
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge." -Harry Potter
"I’m never wearing them," Ron was saying stubbornly. "Never." "Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" —J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
He who breathes deepest lives most.
"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"- Harry Potter
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -Harry Potter the Order Of The Phinox
"Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to pick one that fights back." -Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets
"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King
"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically." — J.K. Rowling(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
"Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers. "I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks." — J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself." -Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve"- Ginny Weasley
"Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."—J.K. Rowling(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." – J.K Rowling
"It is our choices, Harry, that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities."- J.K Rowling
"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are." – J.K Rowling
“I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death.”
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