the inscrutable one
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I am inscrutable. In the past, innumerable people tried to scrute me but have failed miserably.

However a recent change in circumstances has persuaded me to lower my guard and foolishly raise your expectations by offering the occasional snippet of information. My name is Nick. No, really. At least it was the last time I bothered to check. And by the way, I am not an manic teenager. I think I was at one time but those days are well behind me and I am now manic in a purely creative sense. (Although once you read my stories you might wish to debate that particular point).

I am here, there and everywhere - unless The Beatles' copyright lawyer is watching, in which case I am nowhere in particular. But mostly I can be found paddling along the South Coast of England.

But the most important thing to remember about me is this. I do not take myself seriously and neither should you. For on fanfiction.net I have dedicated myself to entertainment pure and simple; and to be honest it's mostly simple.

My stories are weakly satirical in nature but not necessarily weekly in their appearance. No offence is intended. Good humour is essential. Suspension of literary sensibilities encouraged. In fact anyone who feels especially precious about specific characters or the integrity of any particular canon would be well advised to look away now. For this is satire at it's most gossamer-like and insubstantial best. Or should that be, worst?

Thank-you.

Well apparently I should have a disclaimer here saying I don't own anything. To be honest you can probably tell that as soon as you start reading my assorted scribblings. I like to think that you don't have to have a comprehensive knowledge of any character (or, come to think of it, anything whatsoever) to get into them. I must apologise to diehard fans for this. But if it's easy to get in, at least it makes it just as easy to get out! For the record I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh but I do own a rather nice pencil case and a small collection of marbles.

Oh dear! I'm so so sorry!! No, really I am. But I do have my excuses and some of them are even plausible. There was that period when I had to have a new improved hard drive slotted into my computer. It was unfortunate they delivered the wrong one to the workshop, and worse still when the right one turned out to be faulty. That started the slide. My escape from literature (and who wouldn't want to escape my literature?) allowed me to turn to the gratuitous gorging of chocolate and other similarly calorific displacement activities. The neck injury hardly helped either and simply made staring at the screen rather painful. Paying an osteopath lots of dosh made it hurt even more. But I do intend to finish this bloody thing! I know the road to hell is paved with good intentions but I have more than enough good intentions to finish the paving and move on to the story too. In the meantime thanks for your messages - I hope I caught up and didn't forget to fire off replies? As ever, the reviewing continues unabated. Often in clumps but unabated neverthless! Watch this space...or rather the space after the one I've just filled up. One day it will contain fresh words and THEN you will be sorry!!

Nick

PS Sorry about the exclamations marks. Overusing them is a terrible bad habit of mine! There, told you!!

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Hybrid Darkness by YamiKatie reviews
Yami Yuugi and Bakura are invited by Malik to his home in Egypt in the hope that they will remember more about their pasts. Simple enough, technically. However, when Yami Malik puts in a reappearance, things start to get rather complicated very quickly...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,713 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 12/31/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Rapunzel by kyokoaurora reviews
Invisible dragons dont talk, but he does. UkitaSoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2008 - J. Ukitake, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Slide by miss-emotive reviews
Can you see the clandestine crave pass beneath my eyes or do you writhe only in ecstacy with the remembered touch of him? Yaoi and weirdness warning.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Yusuke U., Koenma - Complete
And To All a Good War! by finest-kind reviews
An incredibly pointless parody of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas". I was inspired by similar poems during an excessively boring bout with the flu over the holidays.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Lashes and Fire by Navel of the Turtle Man reviews
All he wanted was an easy kill. A target without a fight. Now he has SOLOMON on his tail and a fifteen-year-old witch with a power that scares even him. This was NOT what he had in mind. Cleaned up version. Half-AU.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Robin S., Amon - Complete
The Things That Are Beautiful by MochaCocaFan reviews
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?/ No one will ever change this animal I have become...--Tayuya hates so many things, and so deeply. But there are the things that are beautiful...--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Tayuya - Complete
Russian Roulette by Erik's Champion reviews
After Yami leaves, Yugi doesn't know what to do with his life. Will he be able to put together the peices, or will he attempt to solve his problems through the classic game of self destruction? Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Yūgi M. - Complete
The Rest is Silence by wild-filly reviews
Oneshot, prequel? to Mind Games. A look into the pasts of both L and Raito and the beginnings of how they understand one another, based on their similarities and inherant differences. Character development fic, but might be shounenai if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Roses Are by miss-emotive reviews
She's feigning sleep again to watch him watch her, the virgin girl lying awake to her crimes.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Aurora by Mouko reviews
Cursed with a tragic birth and no hope, Malik’s life holds only misery. Born in Ancient Egypt, he expects little and receives even less. It was only a matter of time before the darkness itself came for him, with unexpected results. Bakura x Malik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,608 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Marik I., Thief Bakura - Complete
Running Scared by PharaonicWolf reviews
Ryou never expected to spend his vacation in a city where the psychologists are crazier than he is. [YGO x Batman] DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2006
Exegesis by miss-emotive reviews
Slash. We are creatures of habit. The wiser of us can learn from our mistakes, but more often than not, our natures make it so we return to the thing that hurts us the most.
LXG - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005
This is your life by wild-filly reviews
...so file complaints where you can. Have you ever wondered what everyday life is like inbetween missions at the Hellsing mansion? Domestic violence, psychotic humour and Alucard being... Alucard. AxI hints and general annoyance.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2005
The Unlikely Hosts reviews
Our 'heroes' set out to uncover the ancient mysteries of Stonehenge but suddenly find themselves running an English guesthouse! By Isis, can this be so? A humorous tale of intrigue and suspense beset by buttered scones and cream teas. Amusingly bonkers.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,441 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - R. Bakura, Marik I.