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Joined 01-18-08, id: 1477815, Profile Updated: 02-25-11
Author has written 11 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Homestar Runner, Transformers, and Left 4 Dead.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the fics I write. Hence the name: Fanfiction

and I'm disclaiming it here so I don't have to be bothered by writing it every fanfic.


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Non-pacific resistance by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Starscream
Footsteps Across Lylat: Skewed by Fatality reviews
(Sequel to FAL: Fallen) Betrayed by two of their own, Wolf and Leon seek the help of Celestra and Morray to bring the traitors to justice. In the possibility of Andross's resurrection, the line between good and evil becomes impossibly skewed.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,488 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2005
Ravage is a what and is going to have what? by MissCHSparkles reviews
When a cat is having kittens, they need to choose a place to have them. And once they do, nothing will shift them. Why Ravage choose Ironhide's berth, however, is anyone's guess. Rated M to be safe, but nothing explicit. New chapter finally up, enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,419 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ravage
Fly Until the Last Piece Stops Spinning by CasusFere reviews
28s meme with Vortex, the crazy Combaticon 'copter. Sometimes efficient, often delusional, always off-kilter, Vortex faces down Autobots, Decepticon betrayal, and most dangerous of all, himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,002 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Vortex
Just Feel by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"The interrogator found no answers, and the mercenary made no profit."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Vortex, Swindle - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
64 Insights by Usemychopsticks reviews
Sixty-four glimpses into the lives of the Combaticons ranging from happy and silly to serious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
Dark Stars: Villains For Hire by Ihaveabrain reviews
The aftermath of the events in Transformers Animated has left Lockdown in an unsavory situation. So he enlists a few unlikely companions to help break out his fellow Decepticons from Autobot stronghold. WHAT! Read to find out more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Lockdown
Snowfall by antepathy reviews
The Combaticons are not cohering as a group: Onslaught decides the best solution is to have them take a mission in an extreme environment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Onslaught, Swindle - Complete
Dual Identity by JZ Belexes reviews
Autobot double agent Punch deals with the threats around him... and within him. Figured I might as well start here with my very first fanfic, written way back in... 04, I think it was.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Punch/Counterpunch, Megatron - Complete
ELF vs VULCAN by crystalblood reviews
Bones and Jim discuss old twentieth-century literature as it pertains to Vulcan culture. Spock is not amused.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
This Joke is a League by PickleInACup reviews
Doktor Frogg and Red Menace go on a road trip/ drinking spree without inviting Voltar. Will Voltar finally manage to hatch an evil scheme while trying to exact revenge on his co villains?
League of Super Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009
Why don't we paint the town? by Syntia13 reviews
2K7 movieverse. Megatron is up and about, resurrecting dead bots left and right. Surprisingly, not AU. Response to a prompt on tf-kink meme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,864 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Divided Loyalties by BitterWyntir reviews
Pre-Earth - Smokescreen’s past loyalties threaten the fate of the Special Ops team after the Combaticons are captured by the Autobots. Smokescreen/Swindle, Prowl/Onslaught
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Ex Machina by Metrophor reviews
*NO LONGER UPDATED* After a mysterious ship crash-lands on the outskirts of the new Earth settlement, WALL-E, EVE, and the people of the Axiom are faced with a sinister plot nearly seven hundred years in the making.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,760 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008
Thoughts of a CEO by SeptimusMagistos reviews
The final thoughts of the BuynLarge CEO as he looks back on the world he's leaving behind.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Blurred Lines by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Isolated and desperate, two teams, one Autobot and one Decepticon, were forced to merge. With a new threat headed to earth after them, how hard can a little trust be? It's important: the survival of humanity might depend on it. Gen, ensemble, G1 chars.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,903 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
Finding Time by taishige reviews
Less-than-perfect circumstances leave the Star Fox and Star Wolf teams stranded in space aboard a slowly dying ship, their one source of survival already ebbing away. Some Panther x Krystal and Fox x Wolf.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Fox M., Wolf O'D. - Complete
Bouncing Balls by cmdrtekk reviews
G1. A Prank is making the rounds at the Ark. Includes a little of Ratchet, Lambo Twins, Prowl, Jazz, Smokescreen, and Red Alert. Oh and we can't forget the Decepticons. Swindle, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Frenzy, Rumble, Ravage and the Constructicons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Troubled Yooyuball Player by Windfox reviews
A series of short stories featuring different players in the second Altador Cup. Chapter Twelve: Stealth mission time! Elon? Elon! ELOOOOOOON!
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
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Prior reviews
Takes place before the first movie. It was an average scouting mission, but it seemed as if even the weather was out to get them.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Barricade, Scalpel - Complete
To Tell the Truth reviews
Optimus reflects on an old, dark secret of his. One he wishes to tell, but knows he can't. It's something could cost him one of his dearest friends.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Going Down reviews
Pre-war Combaticon fic. Swindle greed know's few bounds, and his recent schemes haven't just put himself in danger, but his whole team. And the one's he's scammed don't feel an easy death is a good enough punishment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Vortex, Swindle
The Bad Fic reviews
the war continues with no peace in sight, but Starscream may have figured out a plan to stop it in its tracks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,499 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
I want your teeth reviews
The Mooninites are up to no good. Not that they are ever up to any good. After all, the moon people haven't been quite the same after the whole 'break out' era.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Much Like Family reviews
L4D2. Nick, Rochelle, Coach and Ellis have a short conversation on their way to safety.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Order of total Destruction reviews
Starscream faces many obstacles in the court room and Megatron tries to conquer Wallmart.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Yesteryear reviews
The time stream's been corrupted, opening thousands of alternate realities. In one such reality, Megatron receives the golden disk as a child. Dispite the time difference, his plan remains the same: Return to the past and kill Optimus Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
A Mess reviews
They may never know who did it, but Reflector probably has the pictures somewhere.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Flood is Thicker Than Blood reviews
Just another average day. And by average I mean abnormal.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Wherever reviews
Energon verse. Stream Planet becomes the new hideout.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Demolisher, Cyclonus - Complete