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Author has written 76 stories for Beyblade, Dragon Ball Z, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, and Death Note.

My icon: It's me and my boyfriend, Dave.


Hi there.

I'm not really back. I don't know if I'll ever permanently be back. But I'll probably get random urges to write fics, so you may see me pop up every now and again :)

By the way, I don't really take my fics too seriously. They're not the best, and I'm just passing time whilst trying to write something mostly funny and/or silly. Bear this in mind if you read some of my stuff! :P


Penname Changes

Emsallotte -> Purple-Kissed-Wishes -> OneOfTheBoys -> FuriousFanny -> Kinkajouu -> Selyab Amme -> Purple Afro -> Gay Gummybears-> Kinkajouu


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10 Miles In Your Shoes by Cherry-Toxic reviews
After one of the Chief's experiments backfires, Tyson and Kai swap bodies, getting an exclusive peek into each others lives. But will they like what they see? Secrets, lies and fear threaten to sever bonds and destroy friendships.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K.
The Love Of Two Saiyans by teentrunksiscool reviews
Trunks and Gotens lives begin to change when they see their fathers having sex. Secretly the boys love each other. Will they find out how they feel about each other. Will their family's find out. I do not own D.B.Z.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Trunks, Goten
MaxMariam Drabbles by AzikaRue394 reviews
A collection of drabbles about this fabulous, but extremely under-appreciated pairing.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 37,960 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Max T./Max M., Mariam
Becoming the Normal Teenager by The Great Hippo Thief reviews
Bryan asks Mariah on a date. With the dating experience of Ed the socially inept hamster his best option is to panic. With questionable support from his equally stunted teammates he is thrust into a relationship where things just go wrong.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,069 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Bryan, Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Rinse It All Away by Akira of the Twilight reviews
Tyka lemon/ Kai and Tyson's fights have been taken to a whole new level. They abuse each other in more ways then one, and Tyson is feed up with it so he leaves, but not a lot of people like that idea, and what happens when Kai finds him?
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,322 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2005 - [Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K.] - Complete
Between the two by black ines reviews
Series of drabbles featuring our favourite Russians: Kai and Tala. R&R please.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kai H., Tala
Steam by Silv3r Ang3l reviews
Tala seems to be deeply mesmerized in more ways than one by one Kai Hiwatari. What will happen when they witness each other in a bar? Tala/Kai. Poem.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
PMS by AzikaRue394 reviews
Don't mess with this.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max T./Max M., Mariam - Complete
Liquid Courage by Little Fate reviews
Bryan cares too much about Tala: who doesn't feel the same way and only uses him for a his own amusement. What else is there to do but drown his sorrows in liquor? Other than humiliate himself in front of Robert and fall in love with the snob, obviously.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 243,238 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bryan, Robert - Complete
Kanye'd! by AzikaRue394 reviews
Yo, I'mma let you finish reading your fanfiction, but Kanye is the best Kanyer of all time! Of all time!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Kai H., Johnny
All Bets Are Off by Steal My Soul 7767 reviews
There's a bet going on in one of the city's clubs. And all you have to do is get a girl's number. Easy. Maybe. What if things aren't what they seem...and this girl may not be so easy to snare. But Tala's gonna give it his best shot! TalKai yaoi w/sidepair
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,440 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tala, Kai H.
E is for Ever by AzikaRue394 reviews
Over the years she's put up with everything he's thrown at her, but being dragged out to the beach to watch the sunrise at 4:30 in the morning could very well be the last straw - especially if he can't get to the point already. MaxMariam
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Max T./Max M., Mariam - Complete
Sinners by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,648 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Tala, Kai H.
Of Rose Petals and Silver Sharpies by AzikaRue394 reviews
You'd never guess how much of an impression can be made on someone with rose petals and silver Sharpies. "Now that's a first kiss done right, Maxie. None of this upside-down foolishness." MaxMariam.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Max T./Max M., Mariam - Complete
When in Spain by StZen reviews
TITLE CHANGED//Semi-AU//"‘No! Oh my god, you did it again!’ Oh-my-god, he’s broken out the Oh-my-god! When Kai begins his blatantly-gay-lingo we know he’s ticked."
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Special by Welcome To My Head reviews
What makes him so special? Bryan ponders the object of his interest. The result of a brainfart. Yaoi though nothing graphic.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bryan, Kai H. - Complete
The Scent of Mint by Thin-K reviews
The cup of tea warms his hands. Its aroma calming him. Mint. A wonder how that can work so relaxing. Perhaps it is because of the memories attached to the scent. KaiTala
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Dance With Me by AzikaRue394 reviews
Dancing. In the rain. Under a full moon. With the one you love. Can life get any better? Anyone/Anyone.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Cry by Kavbj reviews
He couldn't remember why they were crying, nor how long they'd been crying for, but there was one thing Kai knew and it was that being with Tala would eventually fix it all. Yaoi. Tal/Kai ONESHOT
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Stuck in a Lift by GollygoshGolightly reviews
Summary: Kai has always found Bryan annoying... Until they get stuck in a lift. A birthday fic for FuriousFanny! Happy Brithday!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Bryan, Kai H. - Complete
Not Again! by TheShatteredRose reviews
The Blitzkrieg boys find a girl lying injured in the snow. What will they do? Leave her. She’s the seventh one they stumbled across today! Damn Mary-Sues.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Please understand by blazinggig-fox reviews
Kai and Tala were always friends...Until Kai felt something else...Something he never felt before. Is Tala gonna understand? read and find out! LEMON! Sexyness, and pure kinkyness of Tala! My first lemon story...Be nice! Rated M duh.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Not Even In The Rain by AzikaRue394 reviews
He wouldn't let them know how much the loss of their lives has cost him. His love for them, not his pride, couldn't allow it. Not even in the rain." Kai pays a visit to his parents' grave.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
Not Meant for Your Ears by AzikaRue394 reviews
Max wasn't thinking when he snuck into the Saint Shields' hideout. And he certainly didn't think about how significant one accidental push of a button could become. For RedWheeler.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Max T./Max M., Mariam - Complete
Be Mine? by AzikaRue394 reviews
Max is one of those people who needs a reason for everything. For Sanich.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Max T./Max M., Mariam - Complete
Follow The Leader by Dystopiac reviews
They always assumed it was Tala who was the driving force behind the Blitzkrieg Boys, that it was Tala who was the leader, captain; the Alpha Wolf able to deal with whatever challenges he faced. They couldn't be more wrong. Mature Themes
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Tala, Bryan - Complete
Oh Hi There by Ivan the Bear reviews
My name is Tala Ivanov and my biggest secret just got out while I was naked. TalaxBryan
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Tala, Bryan - Complete
Bryan's Problem by OnlyNotReally reviews
Bryan has a problem. What problem? Read and find out! Hinted JohnnyxBryan
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bryan - Complete
Homophobia by Iluvbeyblade reviews
Read this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Flames welcome.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008
Those Little Moments by Tanukilicious reviews
A series of drabbles, mainly TalaxKai, but there will be others. Rated because I'll probably need it later on.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Kai H., Tala
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Nothing Beats a Home Made Porn by OnlyNotReally reviews
Sequel to Early Birthday Present. Tala watches Kai's little DVD, which leads to? You already know. Tala/Kai Rated M for what I usually write about.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Fifty Ways To Annoy by OnlyNotReally reviews
GARY IS UP! 50 Ways to annoy the characters of Beyblade, You can request any Beyblade Character! Except your mom, because shes not a Beyblade character, sorry.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,626 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Tyson G./Takao K., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Vaccine by MaxMizuhara reviews
Tala’s sick, and Bryan can’t really deal with it. So he calls in an old friend. How much can this friend help and what’s wrong with him? !Rated only for the cruses and the name calling.!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
The Smallest Difference by Welcome To My Head reviews
Having a secret lover isn't always easy. Bryan x Kai. Yaoi, hints of lemon.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,611 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bryan, Kai H.
Kai's Adventure to Candy Mountain by MissCloud reviews
Based on the awesome 'Charlie the Unicorn' Max and Tyson annoy Kai into an adventure to find Candy Mountain. OneShot stupidness.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Max T./Max M., Tyson G./Takao K.
Beautiful Girls by MaxMizuhara reviews
Kai looses Tala. He has to deal with not having Tala to himself and knowing Bryan has him, while dealing with his excited yet girly ex-teammates. Rated for language and hinted sexual content, Not details. Mostly language.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
No Cure For The Wicked by Silv3r Ang3l reviews
Living the life of a sadistic bastard can never lead to any good. Who is really left to blame when everything's wrong?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bryan - Complete
Tales Of Young Love by Silv3r Ang3l reviews
A romantic poem about Ray and Mariah. Written from Ray's point of view. Includes fluff.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ray/Rei K., Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Dance Of The Shadow Puppet by Silv3r Ang3l reviews
This is a oneshot written in the POV of Brooklyn and the form is kind of 'lyrical'.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Brooklyn - Complete
A Tipi or a Tent? by Tanukilicious reviews
Kai and Tala go camping, and manage to get lost and caught in a storm. Rated for language and lemony goodness. Yaoi, fluff. Tala x Kai Chapter 4 Up
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kai H., Tala
Destiny Accepter by LightShadowsh reviews
Tala Ivanov lives a hard life. thinking that he has the most painfull life in this world, until he visits an old mansion that shows him that there are people sufferes more... flames are more than welcome.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bryan, Kai H., Tala
Cocktails by MissCloud reviews
Dating Agency plus beyblade characters equals major warning: Stupidness. Oneshot.... Gay/straight couples.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Kai H., Tala
In you're face by black angel falling reviews
Kai farts in Bryans face. oneshot
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bryan, Kai H. - Complete
Going to make you smile even more LEMON by AmTheLion reviews
It's a sunny morning and you're in a good mood. But two boys desides that they want to make you smile even more, and what better day exists to make love? BryanXYouXSpencer LEMON
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bryan, Spencer - Complete
Eyes Wide Shut by Silv3r Ang3l reviews
Tala decides to write a poem declaring his special love for Kai.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
Russia by Apple Senorita reviews
Kai comes back with some unfinished business for Bryan, with Rei in tow. Are the domesticated Blitzkrieg Boys too much for Rei to handle? As well as a certain something going on between his captain and a certain icy Russian blader. Kai/Bryan, tiny Tala/Re
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Kai H., Bryan
Horror movie by Welcome To My Head reviews
Tala and Kai watches a horror. Yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Our needs by black ines reviews
Emotions are for the weak. Tala and Kai aren't weak, they just have needs that must be satisfied. KaixTala, in fact plotless lemon.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Smile, Max, Smile by Ray-Tiger-Cat reviews
Oneshot. Max always has that bright and cheerful smile on his face, no matter how tough things get, but is he really as happy as he seems, or is it all an act?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Max T./Max M., Mr. Tate - Complete
Babysitting by dEnder reviews
yaoi KaiTala. kai has to babysit his nephew and ends up doing something else, way more fun. M rated for cyber sex! R&R
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Interruption by Tai-writer reviews
Tala's never had any privacy, and now living in the Granger's dojo Tala just wants some alone time when Kai interrupts and gives him so much more. Yaoi. Kai/Tala Lemon. One-shot.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Unexpected by Cherry-Toxic reviews
Kai's had his suprises, now it's Tala turns. He's get a very unexpected shock when he returns home, to find his 'non-boyfriend' Kai in bed with someone else. Two-shot. Tala/Kai/? Yaoi. LEMON. Don't like it? No ones asking you to look.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Truth by Welcome To My Head reviews
Well it had to be said some time. TalaxKai, Yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
Razor cap by Welcome To My Head reviews
One-shot of a lazy day in the lives of Kai and Tala. TalaxKai, Yaoi, sorta fluff.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Insomniatic by Kavbj reviews
Kai’s insomnia has been going for four months now, and it’s all because of his addiction to Tala Ivanov. But maybe Tala’s the one missing out, but on what? TalaxKai ONESHOT
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Diamonds by Tanukilicious reviews
A calm summer night shared by two soul mates, nothing could be better. Tala/Kai
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Love on the Catwalk by StZen reviews
COMPLETE! /Embark on a small journey into the fragile lives of those believed to have it all. Behind the cameras, monsters on the inside...But you might know them better as celebrities. AU, KaiTal, ReiBry, BrookBry, TyHil, anti-ReiMar
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,193 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
Early Birthday Present by OnlyNotReally reviews
Tala/Kai What do you do when youre loves nowhere to be seen and you feeling kinda horny? M-bate of course! YAOI! Warnings: Toys, Mbation, lacking of humor. For Scarlet-Rider.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
Living with Stubborn Pride and Insanity by Steal My Soul 7767 reviews
Kai and Tala are roommates. Maybe not the best of roommates but hey, they try. This is a miniseries tagging their stupid behavior and hopefully blossming friendship...Let's just see! Can they work it out or will they break it up?KaiTala FriendshipYaoi
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,293 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Kai H., Tala
I Know You Love Me by Taijiya Mizu reviews
Dark Themed. Kai comes home one evening, and things happen that he lets happen. After all, he was the one who made him worry. It is his fault. He should be punished, right? One-shot.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Mathematics by OnlyNotReally reviews
Tala Erection Sexytime : Kai? Smut oneshot for Purple-Kissed-Wishes. Rated M for lemon. Oh, and if you want a smut oneshot too, just PM me! YAOI, No Like, No Read!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
And a Happy New Years by Babybluekitten reviews
Oneshot TalaxKai It's New Years Eve and Tala wants some love from Kai. Sucky summary, sorry. Warnings: Yaoi and a bit of cussing
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
By Your Side by StZen reviews
Having fallen back into the tight and unforgiving clutches of Black Dranzer, Kai emerges for the first time in months, to visit perhaps the one person who can break his grip on darkness. Kai/Max, yaoi or friendship. Not quite what it seems...
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Kai H., Max T./Max M. - Complete
Hell in One Lifetime by talking cockerel reviews
Seven cardinal sins there were that lead to hell, and one by one they were committed by the folly of mankind. Kai, Tala and Bryan teach each other to lead normal, mortal, sinful lives - because they know no other way of surviving.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Forbiden Love by Fallen-Devil-13 reviews
what happens when a teacher and student fall for eachother?
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Brooklyn, Kai H.
Don't Say Cheese by Tanukilicious reviews
Summary: Kai gets a rather scandulous picture published in the newpaper, and Tala is none to happy about it. Tala/Kai, Rated for Language and Silliness
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
An Angel Called Aoi by Newbie-Interrupters-Inc reviews
The ghost of a little kitten brought Kai and Tala together. Now, after seven long years, can she do it again? Yaoi, KaixTala fluff and lemon
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
How it should be by gravihag reviews
A year of tension has built up between Goten and Trunks. Trunks does something about it. Yaoi. Man sex.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
Confessions of Kai Hiwatari by IndigoTwilight reviews
We both stood for a second looking at each other. I glanced around the parking lot behind me before turning back to him. "Can I come in? It's cold out here." Tala smiled faintly, stepping aside and opening the door wider, “it’s cold in here too.” Yaoi
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Kai H., Tala
Keraunophobia by Kare Uta reviews
Keraunophobia- Fear of Lightning and Thunder. Twelve year old Tala is frightened of the storm that rages against the heavy walls of the Abbey and seeks comfort in his friend. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Tala, Bryan - Complete
Twenty One by StZen reviews
The Bladebreakers and Demolition Boys settle down for a harmless drinking game...no pairings, absolute crackfic XD more stupid than funny, my lame attempt at humour.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
A Trip To Paradise by Blaze Queenie reviews
Hiro/Kai: G-rev goes on a kayak trip, but something that was supposed to be a fun trip turns into something much more...
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Kai H., Hiro G./Hitoshi K. - Complete
Icehot by IanPhilippe reviews
BryanxTalaxKai AU - Colonel Hiwatari is kidnapped by a pirate Tala, who thinks that the feared Colonel has to remember something important...
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
Christmas Lights Are Kiiiiinky by Princess Ame reviews
Tala and Max were suppose to decorate the Christmas Tree. Well, at least they got half way done...almost. TalaXMax. Lemon, yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Max T./Max M., Tala - Complete
Psychotic by MissCloud reviews
Bryan has a fight with a bee, which reminds Ray why he fell for him in the first place. RayBryan OneShot
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bryan, Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Dropping The Pounds by Little Fate reviews
Kai is now 18, which would be great if people would stop trying to find out if he was gay or not. Which he so isn't... When a certain blonde boy enters Kai's life and his captain ends up getting possessive, Kai's health takes a nose dive.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,995 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Kai H., Tala
Precious: Nighttime by Inkcharm reviews
Tala/Kai, one-shot: Tala thought that if it wasn’t for food and other natural demands of the body, he could spend his entire life curled up in bed with Kai and never once miss a thing.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Zipper by Feelin Glayish reviews
It's okay, it happens to everyone! Until it happens to Kai. TyKa/1Part
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Rei's Dirty Little Secret by xYaoiGirlx reviews
KaiRei Being a senior in high school is tough. It only gets worse when you have a secret that you can't tell anyone. Especially when you're a guy and pregnant.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,006 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
State of Flux by sliding etc reviews
Rated for dark themes, language, and maybe lemony stuff in later chapters. After Tala's attempted suicide, Bryan decides that its time for intervention. Will a month with Kai and the Bladebreakers really do the trick? yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Tala, Kai H.
Sunset Pirouettes by RedWheeler reviews
Little did they know, they were both scared of falling. MaxxMariam Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - [Max T./Max M., Mariam] - Complete
Pum Pum Finger by Murphy Diablo reviews
Quite possibly the most extreme Yaoi fic on this site. Kai has the time of his life one night. This the most retched piece of filth ever concieved YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Kai H. - Complete
Dancing Alone by MidnightStarr reviews
Max decides to have a simple night out with drinking and dancing. Until he meets an old friend with the same desires... And another desire for something more. [Max&Mariam, lemon]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - [Max T./Max M., Mariam] - Complete
Pudding, Pie and Everything In Between by Reiven reviews
Gen-fic. In the House of Balkov, nearly everything goes. Sergei enjoys pudding, Boris talks himself to a proverbial grave and Yuriy quotes Davy Jones. All in all, it’s just another regular day in the life of the Neoborg.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Tala - Complete
Acquired Taste by Sarktld reviews
[COMPLETE] A midnight rumble between Trunks and Goten is rudely interrupted by another member of the briefs household, that soon sends Trunks and Goten flying for their lives! TxG TWO SHOT
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
Seeing It From Both Sides by Lamanth reviews
TWO SHOT – One night, two different points of view. Why is it letting go is always the hardest thing to do? [MaxMathilda] [AU] [Lemon]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Max T./Max M., Mathilda - Complete
When Our Eyes Meet by Boys On Boysenberry-hime reviews
Tala and Kai are together, basically happy, and very much in love, but when Boris finds out, everything falls apart. Slightly AU TalaKai Ch. 54 posted Dec 18, 2006.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 107,378 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Tala, Kai H.
Easy by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Yuriy's been hitting on Boris again, and so, of course, Boris wants to know why. But it's just not easy to given an answer. [YuBo, Yaoi.]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Tala, Bryan - Complete
Sekai ga Owaru Made Wa by Suupaa Gohan 2 reviews
Due to unusual circumstances, a sleepover between Trunks and Goten at Capsule Corp. is cut off, forcing the boys to find a hotel to spend the night...But Trunks has other plans. TruTen HARD YAOI NC17
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
Straight Eye for the Queer Guy by Reiven reviews
Kai/Yuriy. Yuriy and Giancarlo spend the afternoon together talking about boobs. Maybe it’s high time someone told Giancarlo that Yuriy only has gay eyes for Hiwatari Kai.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Tala, Enrique - Complete
Snow Love by NiennaAngel reviews
Max enjoys some time in the snow while his crush watches on. FLUFF BryanxMax
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Bryan, Max T./Max M. - Complete
Strategy by KamiaKotai reviews
Tala is hard at work on his newest game plan. Bryan takes it upon himself to spice it up a bit. YAOI, LEMON, MxM
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Tala, Bryan - Complete
Contrary Commentary by Reiven reviews
COMPLETE. Kai/Tala. Kai and Tala go on their first non defined, non conventional date...and the others decide to tag along to provide a running commentary.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Goodnight, Sweetheart by Reiven reviews
Kai/Tala. Sometimes, love can drive us to do the craziest things. Kai loved Tala, and the latter has to pay the price
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
You're Fine Now by Arsinen reviews
Kai comforts Tala after his defeat in Episode 13. Yaoi. Lemon. Oneshot
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Milk and Cookies by Aquarius Galuxy reviews
[Vignette] What could spoil a snack between bedroom romps? An elder brother, apparently. RayMariah lime... Don't say you weren't forewarned.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Ray/Rei K., Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Gobbledygook by Reiven reviews
In which Kai gets knocked out by flying sausages, Rei likes round, bald heads, Max has a Gollem moment, Tyson is in love with Miss Piggy and Tala becomes a nudist spoke person.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Resurfacing by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Kai and Tala were both victims of assault during their life in the Abbey. When Kai is kidnapped by Voltaire and Tala almost killed by Boris, it is a race against time to save them both.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,372 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Beytanic by TheHineyGods reviews
[ complete ] The cast of Beyblade is doing a parody of the movie Titanic! With Rei as Jack, and Kai as Rose, and all of the female characters replaced with male ones, who knows what'll happen? Well, we all know that the ship will sink... Yaoi galore!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,057 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Complete
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Teenage Mutant Stoner Turtle reviews
Max asks Draciel for some relationship advice, but he's not really the best person to ask...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Max T./Max M. - Complete
There's Nothing Erotic About Zombies reviews
You don't leave Bryan Kuznetsov behind in a zombie apocalypse. His friends were going to pay. Zombies, swearing, blood, groping, violence... come on in.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Bryan
Chronicles Of Max reviews
Sequel to 'Confessions'. Six months into Tyson's pregnancy, everything is just getting madder, there's more shocks than an electric chair and pairings galore! Max/Mariam, Tal/Kai, Bry/McFahrt, Spencer/Henry/Emily, Tyson/Miguel, Tyson/Brooklyn.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,202 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Max T./Max M.
Teenagers reviews
Mr. D discovers how hard it is to try and keep a bunch of rowdy teenagers under control in the new tournament. Warnings: Alcohol, implied sex, rather mild yaoi... yeah. No details though, so it's still a T as far as I'm concerned.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Mr. Dickenson - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
He was loud, outgoing, and just a little bit crazy. The other was quiet, shy, and kept himself to himself. But somehow, they'd grown close. Lee/Raul, oneshot, UPW.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Lee/Rai C., Raul - Complete
Ditherers reviews
Raul and Mathilda. Possibly two of the most dithering people ever to exist. Put them together, and they’re worse than ever. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Raul, Mathilda - Complete
He's a She reviews
Rick likes Julia. Julia likes Rick. But there’s a twist to this little love story. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rick, Julia - Complete
Unforgettable reviews
“Well, this wasn’t how I expected our first to be.” Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Max T./Max M., Mariam - Complete
Summer Boyfriend reviews
When Spencer met Oliver, he fell in luurve. He reflects on his summer fling with Oliver by looking through his photo album. Oneshot, 6th oneshot for UPW, yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Spencer, Oliver - Complete
Rendezvous reviews
Max sneaks out in the dead of night to visit his boyfriend, because his parents don’t approve of their relationship. Max himself doubts their relationship, but can Bryan erase those doubts? Oneshot. Yaoi, lemon. Bryan/Max.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bryan, Max T./Max M. - Complete
Ballet Boy reviews
Little Gou Hiwatari had a secret. A secret he could never tell his Father, for his Father would be so ashamed of him. Oneshot. Warnings: Swearing.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Blitzkrieg Survey reviews
The Blitzkrieg Boys take a survey... and the questions don’t get answered as normally as one would think. Warnings: randomness, sex references and swearing.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Tala - Complete
I Liek Seahorses reviews
Kai tells us why he likes seahorses so much. Drabble oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
Kenny Gets Laid reviews
It’s Kenny’s birthday, and the gang throw him a party! But Tala and Kai have a little surprise in store for him... Oneshot, mentions of sex, silliness, pointlessness.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Kenny/Professor - Complete
Roller Disco reviews
Goki gets invited to Tala’s roller disco, and ends up finding love in someone rather unexpected. Oneshot, mild yaoi, 5th story for UPW.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Dunga, Goki - Complete
The Dinkies reviews
Max and Mariam are happily married, but Mariam’s thinking of babies... much to Max’s annoyance. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Max T./Max M., Mariam - Complete
A Wii Competition reviews
Max and Michael have a friendly competition on the Nintendo Wii... but things never go to plan. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Max T./Max M., Michael - Complete
Birthday Boy reviews
Although he denied it, he just wanted someone to remember his birthday. It just so happened his favourite person in the world did. Oneshot. Fluff, love, and cuteness.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Ryuk's Magical Adventure reviews
Ryuk gets Light to take him to a cider factory, after learning that apples were used to make the alcoholic drink. Drabble-oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Kenny The Stalker reviews
Kenny loves Ming-Ming. He loves her so much that when Max phones him saying he can see Ming-Ming, Kenny decides to stalk her. Too bad he’s useless at stalking. Oneshit.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kenny/Professor - Complete
I Still Like Computers reviews
Kenny and Jim have split up… So Kenny goes back to speed dating, and meets Rick again. The two return to Kenny’s, where they watch some online manlove. Fourth oneshot for *UPW*. YAOI, PORN, MASTURBATION!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Rick, Kenny/Professor - Complete
I Like Computers reviews
Jim and Kenny meet at Speed Daters Unite, and Jim likes Kenny so much, that they go home together! My third story for the *UPW*. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Kenny/Professor, Jim - Complete
A Moment Like This reviews
A party at Tyson’s leads to a kiss between two Beybladers who never thought it’d happen. Short oneshot. Warnings: Yaoi, kisses, accidental boob-groping. Second story for the *UPW*!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ian, Daichi S. - Complete
This Charming Man reviews
Max meets a charming man who helps him admit to who he really is. Short oneshot, songfic.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Kai H., Max T./Max M. - Complete
Forever Yours reviews
First story for the Unusual-Pairings-Wave *UPW*. Boris reads a love letter that his true love, Barthez, has sent him. Short oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Boris B., Barthez - Complete
The Boyfriends Of Tala Valkov reviews
TALA WANTS A LOTTA BOYFINS! AND HE WANTS THEM NAAAOOO! Real summary inside... Teehee
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Tala - Complete
Sanitary Towels, Please reviews
Tala thinks he’s having a period. Poor Kai has to run around after him, until they find out the real reason for Tala’s bleeding from the doctor. Yaoi, oneshot, funniness.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
What If Tala Was Fat And German? reviews
What if Tala was fat and German? What would his friends’ reactions be? Oneshot, randomness, complete and utter balls.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
SEX reviews
Kai goes into a bar, and sees someone he’d like to sex up… But does he get it? Oneshot, songfic, ‘S.E.X.’ by Nickelback. Yaoi warning. With added citrus!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Little Kai reviews
A oneshot about how Kai talks to his penis. Warnings: OOCness, penis-talk, penis-pump, masturbation, Tyson-bashing, implied sexytime at the end. My 50th story!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Can't Touch This reviews
Tala likes to flirt. But when the people he flirts with make a move on him, he tells them one thing. Short oneshot. Warnings: Yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Tala - Complete
I Like Big Butts reviews
Tala explains one of the many reasons why he likes Kai so much… Tala POV, very short oneshot. Warnings: Big bums, raging hard-ons... No sexytime, though...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
A Family Portrait No More reviews
Kai is living happily with his parents, and his pet cat, Englebert. Or he was, until Grandpapa Voltaire comes one night and takes him to the Balkov Abbey. Oneshot, general sadness.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
Staring Competition reviews
Ryuk and Rem have a staring competition to determine which of them is the better Shinigami, much to the annoyance of Light, and the excitement of Misa. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ryuk, Rem - Complete
A Night To Forget reviews
Some of our favourite characters go out for Mariah’s 18th birthday, and some funny drunken activities occur. Mariah POV, oneshot. Warnings: Drunkenness and an elephant thong.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Jiggles reviews
Kai tries to book a clown from the classified ads for Max’s birthday, but fails and books someone very different… Oneshot. WARNINGS: Manlove, sexytime, swearing.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
The Man, The Myth, The Legend reviews
Kai has a crush on the latest rock star sensation. Hell, who wouldn’t love Tala Valkov? But when they unexpectedly meet, the last thing Kai expects is a night with his celebrity crush. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Lemon, yaoi, swearing.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
I've Always Wanted To reviews
The G-Rev team take a trip to the beach, and discuss what they’ve always wanted. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
Yes, Sir reviews
Tala dresses up as a teacher, and makes Kai dress up as a student, causing kinkyness and sexytime to occur… Oneshot. WARNINGS: MANLOVE AND LEMON! KINKYNESS! HOT BUTTSEX! WOOO!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
One Of The Boys reviews
I don’t wanna be, one of the boys, one of your guys, just gimme a chance to prove to you tonight, that I just wanna be, one of the girls, pretty in pearls, not one of the boys.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Self Inflicted reviews
Some months after BEGA, Kai falls into a deep depression, and begins drinking and self-harming. He turns to Tala, who helps him the only way he knows. Inspired by the song by Katy Perry. Self-harming, alcohol abuse, slight manlove and fluff.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
One New Year's Night reviews
Tala and Kai see in the New Year by taking part in one of their favourite activities… LEMON. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
The Pubes Defeat The Point reviews
What happens after their discussion about pubes? Well, Tyson and Max go on a Hell-bent mission to see who goes uke between Kai and Tala of course! Oneshot, manlove, rubbishness.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Tyson G./Takao K., Max T./Max M. - Complete
When Authors Attack A Beyblade Christmas reviews
A Christmas oneshot where some of fanfiction's fabulous authors get to see themselves as characters tormenting the people of Beyblade-dom! Oneshot, lots of humor, and lots of randomness!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Black Mariah reviews
Everyone believes Mariah to be the faithful, quirky, good-girl girlfriend of Ray, but Mariah’s hiding a different side to her… WARNINGS: Lemons, lime, beacons of warmth, hetero.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Die Romantic reviews
Tala has to sit and watch as one of his best friends takes their life and dies in his arms. Oneshot, songfic, 'Die Romantic' by Aiden. Warning: Suicide.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Tala - Complete
Interruption reviews
Tyson becomes depressed, and so goes to stay with Kai and Tala for a day, but generally gets in the way. Oneshot, manlove, funniness, silliness, randomness...
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
First Time reviews
Tala and Kai have been together for a few months, now, and Kai thinks he’s finally ready for full-on sexytime. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Lemon, manlove, sudoku.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Are You Alive? reviews
What if the Bladebreakers hadn’t won the World Championships, and what if Boris had decided that the Demolition Boys weren’t up to his standards? Kai finds out when he visits the Abbey to make sure his friend Tala is OK. Oneshot, character death.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
They Live Behind My Ears reviews
Kai is a psychopathic schizophrenic with tiny friends that live behind his ears, who tell him to do bad things. WARNINGS: Swearing, murders, character deaths and dark humour. Might also contain some yaoi, too...
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Kai H. - Complete
Ginger Pubes! reviews
Kai and Tala somehow find themselves having a discussion with Max and Tyson about pubic hair! Oneshot, funniness, lots of fun being poked at Kai and Tala... Overly-silly, even by my standards.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Let's Get It On reviews
During the World Championships, Kai and Max meet for some sexytime, but what does Tala have to tell Kai, and is Kai just using Max for sex! Set during season 3. WARNINGS: Manlove, LEMONS. Kai/Max, Kai/Tala.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Kai H. - Complete
Happy Halloween reviews
Our favourite Beybladers throw a party for Halloween. By midnight, they find out something odd about Lee. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Slight swearing and a little bit of yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Spiderwebs reviews
Tala takes Kai to a haunted house for Halloween, even though Kai hates Halloween. Eventually, Tala makes Kai like Halloween, using his sexual powers of persuasion. Oneshot, inspiration from the song title ‘Spiderwebs’ by No Doubt, MANLOVE AND LEMON!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Kai And His Horse Made Me Wet The Bed! reviews
During a bad dream about Kai and a horse, Rick wets the bed! Oneshot, funniness...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Rick, Kai H. - Complete
My Little Bundle Of Fluff reviews
Shortly after BEGA, none of Max’s friends want to come out and play, and so he gets very upset, but is comforted by a lovely Tala C: Warnings: Oneshot, fluff, cuteness, manlove.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Tala, Max T./Max M. - Complete
Fairytales Don't Always Have A Happy Ending reviews
Kai and Tala are living a fairytale life together, until an old enemy walks back into their lives and destroys their happiness. WARNINGS: Manlove, lemon, swearing, kidnap, rape, torture and character deaths.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,696 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
BlondeBashing reviews
Max and Spencer meet up to reminisce, but end up getting bashed by their chums for various things. Verbally, and physically. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Swearing here and there, bashing and mentions of sexytime and anal probing. Don't. Ask.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Max T./Max M., Spencer - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Tala’s so in LOVE with Kai, that he just HAS to hug, kiss and touch Kai whenever he feels the urge. Kai doesn’t get it, and finds it embarrassing, until he finally learns that he loves Tala, too. Oneshot. Cuteness, manlove, fluff.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Unknownity reviews
Kai begins to feel something more for Tala during the new World Championships, and doesn't really know what it is. Ish. WARNINGS: Manlove, cuteness, rated for swearing and lime in last chapter.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Waxy Mistakes reviews
Spencer kindly glues Bryan’s ears back on after they fell off when Kai shouted at him. But… Spencer makes a mistake. Oneshot side-story from ‘Unknownity’. Set between chapters 3 and 4. Rated for A LOT of swearing thanks to Bryan.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bryan, Spencer - Complete
Big Girl, You Are Beautiful reviews
A few years after BEGA, Tyson goes into a Pizza Hut, and bumps into Hilary... Who’s changed a little. Based on Mika’s song, ‘Big Girl, You Are Beautiful’, obviously. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Feels Something Like Summertime reviews
Kai and Tala are driving aimlessly one Summer’s day, just enjoying each other’s company and generally being happy. Oneshot, based on the song, ‘Summertime’, by Bon Jovi. WARNINGS: Manlove kisses, swearing, sex references and Duffy-bashing.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
Well, Scrub My Face With A Brillo Pad! reviews
A mad diary, a mad holiday, mad boyfriends, even madder friends, and completely insane Stalag 14? It could only be Georgia Nicolson's diary for when she gets into 6th form!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,110 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Pink And Fluffy reviews
Ray and Mariah finally get together, after many awkward moments, and a ridiculous amount of fluff. Oneshot. Lots of fluff. Fluff, fluff, fluff! :D
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Confessions Of A Blader reviews
All the bladers attend a new school, and Max decides to keep a diary to record his time there. Insaness, lots of humour, and drunken parties galore! WARNINGS: Bad language, lime, lemon, manlove and Mpreg.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,299 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Max T./Max M. - Complete
A Different Kind Of Love reviews
Sequel to ‘Session’. Goten and Trunks tell their families of their feelings, gaining the reaction they didn’t want. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Manlove, lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
The Winner Is reviews
During the new World Championships, Mariah ends up getting a little ‘excited’, and gets Ray to help her out. Oneshot. Set after G-Rev. Lemon.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Vibrations reviews
Tala goes out shopping, and comes back with a single bag of 'tricks' to use with Kai. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Swearing, manlove and lemon.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Session reviews
During a 'training session' between Goten and Trunks, things get heated and it turns into a different kind of 'session'. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Swearing, manlove and a lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
I'm In Love With My Best Friend reviews
Goten's thoughts on how he's in love with his best friend. A short oneshot. WARNINGS: Mentions of wanting manlove, and masturbation.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Goten - Complete
Menage A Trois reviews
Max goes round to Kai's flat to ask him something personal, and he and Tala end up confirming what Max thinks by having him play a part in one of their biggest fantasies. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Manlove, lemon.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Fun On Public Transport reviews
Tala insists that instead of taking the car, that he and Kai should use some public transport instead! He ends up getting very excited, and Kai has to help 'cure' his excitement. Twoshot. WARNINGS: Manlove, lime on the bus, lemon on the train.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Air Hostess reviews
Kai is taking a routine flight to Japan when he discovers that he knows one of the air hostesses... Who is actually Tala! Oneshot. Inspiration from the song 'Air Hostess' by Busted. WARNINGS: Probable swearing, manlove and a lemon.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Notches On The Bedpost reviews
Tala notches every guy he's ever had on his bedpost, but he's left a gap for the one person he's always wanted. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Occasional bad language, lemon and MANLOVE GOODNESS. Don't like, don't read. I apologise if it's underlined and stuff.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Have You Ever? reviews
Kai takes a ‘Have You Ever’ survey online, and answers the questions with some help from Tala. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Yaoi, lemon. If you don't like manlove, then you don't read. My first fic, so be gentle.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
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