Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Misc. Anime/Manga, and Hunter X Hunter.
"Well Hello, I shake you warmly by the hands"-Willy Wonka
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. YAYYYYYY.
My Roleplay Site: Oozora no Heru
Hey, the reason my posting is slow is because I'm working on the site. Please join this Mutifandom roleplay about characters from different anime becoming ninja. Please join and when you do, send me a PM!
I'm a thirteen year old girl. I live in America, and basically I'm a geek, I read and watch too much anime.
My Favorite Anime:
HunterxHunter (The ONLY anime that has me fangirling a character. PLEASE MANGAKA_SAMA UPDATE!! It's been three years since I saw Kurapika in action!)
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My favorite books are Harry Potter (but I HATE the 7th), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Thief Lord, Stepping on the Cracks, and anything by Roald Dahl.
What I like: Anime (no duh!), reading(no else to do), drawing(I gotta stop adding -ing to everything)
What I dislike: Milk (Cow urine people, what your drinking is cow urine) Little five year olds( My foolish brother broke my ipod) teachers( they give toooo much homework .), Snotty people (whats their problems? Most of them are popular, I have no clue why.), My brother (I actually feel sorry for Itachi)
Nothing Gold Can Stay:
Nature's first green is gold,
What I learned in Naruto and Other Anime:
# Dolls, gigantic fans, flutes, sand and pieces of paper that explode make very good weapons.
# You are helpless to turn the tables on an opponent as long as the cool music doesn't come on! That means you, Naruto! (Naruto: Awww)
# If you want to be popular, leave the village(or city, or town, or street)
# Fire is fun to play with
# If your best friend is annoying, kill him while making a speech. It makes it all better!
# If your pissed at your brother, kill the family but leave HIM alive.
# Cheating is very good (unless you get caught)
# A good ninja wears orange jumpsuits. And blue shirts and white shorts. And cut up their clothes. And other outfits that are no good to fight in
#If you hear opera, your screwed, if you hear mumbling your double screwed.
#Wanna be popular? Have a sad childhood
#Avenger's are the new black (Kurupika, Lyserg, Sasuke, Raito, Ai, and the list goes on and on)
# Wear bright flashy colors!
And something I found in the urban dictionary:
A Japanese Synonym for Hitler
Naruto took over many European countries and people's minds LOL!
(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (Not quite yet, I'm too young)
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Your hair is black and you wear red contacts. (Hey, I am getting red contacts)
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friends's eyes and yell "Chidori!" (I am so going to do that, Little Mushroom)
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. (Hey, I do that. Got a problem with it?)
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Obito!
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? None
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Friend is a yaoi fan, so I write for her.
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Yes (Sakura, hey I bought the whole ensemble in China!)
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Maginzine, Naruto pin. Sasuke plushie (so huggable)
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Obito, he's the best! Forget Naruto!
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Does SasuKarin count?
9) Which team is your favorite? Team Hebi, Team Yondiame (Obito, Rin and Kakashi) and of course Team 7!
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yes! Obito is alive! And Obito is a good boy. Forget Mandara.
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yep...though I thought that was confirmed to be true already in the manga...though I could be wrong...
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara, and Mandara
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke..
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?Hell Yeah!
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No he's just over hyper
17) Sub or dub? Sub
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? AWESOME
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? bright orange mask GOOD BOY!
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly Freak (Hey, be nice to nerds, for you'll probably work for one!)
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Um, that's a hard question.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Sai, I love to annoy him
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Duh.
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Why am I here?
27) Do you like lemons? No
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No... they think I'm watching Pokemon.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Oh yeah that was so funny! LOGGED!
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? No, but I think they already are. My lab partner realized when we were learning about energy and somebody shouted "SOUND is better the THERMAL (Heat or fire)"
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No, Sasuke looks like a crossway between Harry from HP and Yoh from Shaman King. Naruto looks like a boy cosplaying Ichigo and failing very badly.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, my teacher doesn't cuss.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life yeah, grades no
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No, I buy stuff in China every 2 years. And I'm not broke. There is an aNIME MALL in China!
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm a girl
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yes.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Not really, blame the wings. Blame the wings!!
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes, I could go on and on about her.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?M...a...y...b...e
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Karin, we both have the same glasses and the same kind of hair though I need to dye it red. I look like her in the manga (uncolored)
Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That might actually happen
4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Yes, Shika is in ALOT of fics that I read
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
They were killing each other, NO
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Karin/Itachi, that could be an interesting idea.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I prefer not to answer.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
FRIENDSHIP: Obito was always what Itachi looked up to...
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I do, does that count?
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Foolish Little Brother, you lack eVERYTHING. DUH DUN DUN DUN
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
What the HECK, Uchiha and Tenten TOGETHER??
20. How emo is Seven?
Tobi isn't emo, on a scale he'd be 3.
I feel guilty, but I took this from somebody else's profile, but hey they said put this on your profile if...
You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.
"The strongest one among you may not wear a crown."
"I was the Pharaoh, I set fashion, and plus it made a nice backdrop for my crown." - again, Headless Bingo
This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet. - Once more, Headless Bingo. That writer is a fucking genius.
“Apology accepted. Now go away and leave me alone.” - Much Ado about Nothing
“So while you’re bound to die of caffeine-induced anaphylaxis, it seems that I’m destined to go insane from an overdose of a simple flavor enhancer. You have such a positive outlook on our futures.” - Much Ado about Nothing
"So always remember these words, my child,
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Mental Health is overrated
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The road to success is always under construction
'I don't make promises'
'... and your point is?'
'If there were world peace, then there'd be no drama... that wouldn't be funny anymore'
'Do what you want how you want, as long as you don't get in my way.'
'I have no conscience what so ever...'
'You bite me, I'll bite you back... harder.'
'Deal with it. What makes you think my help will make it better?'
'If I lie you think I'm stating a fact, when I state a fact, you think I'm lying... what's the problem here? - All these were made by another writer - Nyanonymous
Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."
“It’s an issue of common courtesy, not to mention a matter of common sense, thank you very much. So kindly relocate your egotistical BEHIND up and out of my seat and grace its presence somewhere else.”
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
“So not only are you a chair-stealing freak with an ego-complex the size of Jupiter but you’re a stalker too?!”
First law of science: don't spit into the wind
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to dribble a football
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Welcome to loserville. Population: Me and You. Guess I'm the welcomig committie.
Your village called, their idiot is missing
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
I dont need your attitude. I got one of my own
Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?
Want my number? Call 1-800-GET LOST!!
Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand acquaintances.
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
Nations will rise and fall. Wars will be lost and won. Lives will begin and end, but a true friend is eternal.
t is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
They give shade and beauty, what else to trees have to do?
Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent.
Books are there just because it gives hope and nothing in return. They are there for you to hope for a better life.
Hatred is self-punishment
"It takes so much more power to forgive than to kill the person who broke your heart."
I know I made a lot of stupid mistakes in my life, but the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most, wouldnt hurt me again.
You said you would always be there for me... i guess we have different definitions of always.
I would trade ten thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday.
"Regret is the painful knowledge needed to become wise."
Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little.
The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone...it was in a room full of people that never even cared.
It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.
Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. ~Lamartine
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. ~Colette
Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again? ~Rosa Parks
You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present. ~Jan Glidewell
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra
There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. ~Harry Crews
Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bear. That's how he finds that he can bear anything. ~William Faulkner
"Jealousy is natural. It's the option of letting it control you that makes it a sin."
When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. ~Alexander Graham Bell
So I'm that kid who spelled the first word wrong on the spelling bee, she knew that she was going to lose so why stand there for three hours? (This is ACTUALLY MINE)
A true friends doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. : Arab proverb
~A true friend, is one that will take a bullet for you in the war. : Italian proverb
Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are. : Russian proverb
A friend would get you out of jail but a best friend would be with you saying "Man we had so much fun"
Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. : A Stand-up comedian. I forget who.
Don't laugh at people's dreams;
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow ~ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead ~ Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Live For The Moments
live for the moment.
Everyone has problems, its how you deal with them that separates you from everyone else.
If you have done these things copy and paste them into your profile
-started singing really loudly in public
-Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours,palinana, DANCINGDRAGONBLAZE! Awkward Butterfly
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, palinana, E! AWKWARDBUTTERFLY
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you hope that HUNTERXHUNTER would update the anime, copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you want to kill those people, that has a good fic and ABANDON it and the reviews are like 600 and they STILL won't put this in your profile.
I'm CHINESE so I must get As and have a name that you can't pronounce! (SHANNARO!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Anyone who thinks this can go off and die)
Okay. I'm done.
My Friends in Fanfiction.net:
#Little Mushroom (she just got her account so I can't find her yet My OTHER BFF)
#The Creampuff Effect (My BFF)