Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Instant Star, Life With Derek, TV X-overs, X-overs, and Book X-overs.
OK so all you really need to know about me is that I'm a 21 year old guy. When I'm not on dates, working, or going to college I'm normally on FF or Ao3. I really don't remember what I did on the internet before this. I'm positive I went through a MYSPACE phase which was a bit dangerous now that I look back on it, MYSPACE used to be so creepy. Its been about seven years since I joined this site and I remember when LJ was still the place to be and character filters were a dream. TWILIGHT was still a small archive and tablets barely existed if they did. God I feel old.
Current Fic Obsession: Malcolm in the Middle - Reese/Malcolm
CHARMED- “At this time and in this hour, Switch two lovers’ souls and powers:
GILMORE GIRLS - 'The blue eyes that haunt him everywhere he goes. They are the sky, the ocean, the random flecks of blue in the distance. They are the stab to the chest, that haunts his every waking dream and every living breath. They are in his very soul, making him scream for mercy, begging to be released'
Janos Arnay- "In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities."
Bhagawan Sri Sathya Sai Baba- "Life Is A Challenge - Meet It! Life Is A Song - Sing It! Life Is A Dream - Realize It! Life Is A Game - Play It! Life I Love - Enjoy It!"
Henry Finck- "Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?"
HARRY POTTER- "Green are the troubles that plague us all; Red is the disaster that makes us fall; Yellow reveals the fool and liar; Blue is the one that grants our heart’s desire."
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." -Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson and the Olympians; The Titan's Curse
"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, Percy Jackson and the Olympians; The Last Olympian
"Very well," Zeus said. "We will grant you a new, er, stick. The best stick that may be found." -Zeus to Tyson, Percy Jackson and the Olympians; The Last Olympian
FANON ONLY- ZUKO/KATARA (AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER), DEREK/CASEY (LIFE WITH DEREK), EDWIN/LIZZIE (LIFE WITH DEREK), JAY/EMMA (DEGRASSI), CRAIG/EMMA (DEGRASSI), SPINNER/EMMA (DEGRASSI), BELLA/OC (TWILIIGHT), DRACO/HERMIONE (HARRY POTTER), HIKARI Y./TAKERU T. (DIGIMON), SONNY/CHAD (SONNY WITH A CHANCE)
CROSSOVERS ONLY- DEAN/BELLA (SUPERNATURAL/TWILIGHT), SAM/BELLA (SUPERNATURAL/TWILIGHT) DEAN/PIPPER (SUPERNATURAL/CHARMED), DANNY/BELLA (DANNY PHANTOM/TWILIGHT), CALEB/BELLA (THE COVENANT/TWILIGHT), POGUE/BELLA (THE COVENANT/TWILIGHT), REID/BELLA (THE COVENANT/TWILIGHT), SPIKE/BELLA (BTVS/TWILIGHT), ANGEL/BELLA (BTVS/TWILIGHT), DRACO/BELLA (HARRY POTTER/TWILIGHT), CHRIS/BUFFY (CHARMED/BTVS), DRACO/BUFFY (HARRY POTTER/BTVS), CHRIS/BELLA (CHARMED/TWILIGHT),
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
If you think homophobia is wrong copy this into your profile
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now Im lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
Im sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
NEW School prayer: -
If Scripture now the class recites,
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
For praying in a public hall
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
It's scary here I must confess,
are you proud of me mother
for all this pride i lay me down die before you leave cover me up in the blanket of ashes from your persecuted soul
all the rituals you allow
TAKE ME I BEG YOU
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you believe you are genuinally(sp?) in love with 2 or more tvshow/book characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people say that life is good. But life is only good when you get what you want. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile
I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes
If you copy and paste so much that you have duplicates on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you think writing fanfiction stories is fun, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you've met your non-blood related twin (In resemblance or personality), copy this into your profile
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile
If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile
If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile
If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever been entertained for over 20 minutes by a spot on the wall, copy this to your profile.
92 percent of statistics are fake. If you've ever made up a percentage just to get your point across, copy this to your profile.
If you think the aliens from the movie Signs look like Bob Saget (aka Danny Tanner from Full House), copy this to your profile.
If you get excited when you find money lying on the ground, even pennies, copy this to your profile.
If you watched the same movie every day of life when you were little, copy this to your profile.
If you feel we need to take legal precautions to ensure that no one named George Bush is president ever again, copy this to your profile.
If you think the government is tapping your phone, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Read this till the end till you pass judgment on me.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I MUST be dating them all
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101,purpleface14, ConcealMyKnife, loveless kunoichi, SasuxSakufan, Joseph Winchester-Halliwell
Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the prviledge.
I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already did.
I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!
Roses are red,
List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.
If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
Top 12 Unwritten Laws of Heterosexual Masculinity which I Am Proud to Break
1. Thou shalt not let emotional intimacy play a dominant role in any sexual experience, and if thou doest, thou shalt keep it to thyself.
Try Not To Cry
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Man: Can I have your name?
Man: want to see a movie?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: I'm God's gift to women
“Hell is full of musical amateurs.” George Bernard Shaw
“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.” Dave Barry
“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.” George Carlin
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.” Bill Cosby
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.” Lynn Lavner
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams
“I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.” Ronnie Shakes
“God loves us the way we are, but too much to leave us that way” Leighton Ford
Finally I was bored and going I'm in for an operation soon so here is what I wrote about operations.
10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear A Doctor Say During An Operation:
10. This is my first time doing this.
9. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
8. Was that the kidney or the lung I was supposed to remove?
7. Where does this go again?
6. Now where did that scalpel go?
5. Don’t worry I’ve done this a million times and I only lost half my patients.
4. I could do this with my eyes closed wanna see?
3. Hey! I found the bracelet I lost last time.
2. This is my first time doing this since I got out of prison.
1. I have some good news and bad news. The good news is I just saved some money on car insurance by switching to Gicco.
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