Kaie13
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Joined 01-18-08, id: 1478086, Profile Updated: 11-30-09
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Name: Shel: Queen of the Geeks and Duchess of Yaoi

Age:17...but seriously...Maturity age 5, 10 or 18...depending on what you're talking about (wow I realized how long it has been since I looked at my profile with it said age 15...and I am nearly 17)

Sex: No thanks...unless it's SasuNaru or NaruSasu and I can watch...I mean...I'm a girl.

Location: None of your Damn business you stalker...pedophile...creeper!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Proclaimed PERVERT of my group of friends and no...that is not self-proclaimed. They stated that...

Just a Little Story:

I was at the mall with a few of my friends (dressed as a man ofcourse) and this girl just walked up to me and started hitting on me. Well you see the problem was, her boyfriend was with her, and he thought I was hitting on her...okay so I was flirting, but I can't help it sometimes. So he walks up to me and startes yelling at me...this is the good part...I switched my voice from my man voice to my girl voice and put my hand on my him. This was the point where I raised my eyebrow and said, "Look...It's not my fault you're girlfriend is a lesbian." And I walked away to the sound of my friends splitting their sides in laughter. I am the legend of the goup I was with. Don't you just love me?

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi, twilightdeath, Kaie13

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile

To the Below Survey...I am a Lesbian so I answer questions as: Lesbian and Gay

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLDED APPLY TO ME)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S (or a few B’s), so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

OKAY!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!

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The Closet by Random19 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are locked in a closet for fighting, what will happen in this situation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Boarding school drama by Ranfan reviews
What kind of trouble will Naruto find himself in? What's with the wacky drama teacher? Where does Naruto hide all that ramen? Slight SasuNaru to start then complete SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Sees Only Me by KikiKitsune reviews
AU High School SasuNaru! Naruto, a sixteen year old high school boy, finds love but it turns out to be the unreachable Sasuke. Naruto wants to get noticed, but the thing is, he's totally invisible!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,584 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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AZ One Shots reviews
The A-Z Challenge' where I will write a one shot titled with each letter of the alphabet, on one subject or couple...I have chosen NARUSASU. YAOI, LEMON, COURSE LANGUAGE, Ect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Distraction reviews
Sasuke Returns to Konoha after killing Itachi, ready to express his feeling for a certain blond Dobe. Obstacles stand in the way of Sasuke and Naruto...will their love beat all odds. It's a YAOI...Get over it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Elite reviews
Sasuke, also known as 'Raven' a Halo player on Xbox Live, is tired of being beaten by the undefeated 'Kyuubi'. Days after 'Kyuubi' takes a short break, a cute blond joins his class...a cute blond with a very familiar voice... Yaoi / SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Track reviews
All-star track runner for Konoha High, Naurto Uzumaki, is in the lead to win a coveted track title. Looking into the crowd his eyes fall upon a black haired boy, causing Naruto to fall for him...literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.