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Oh my God!

Okay, so I'M world's number ONE Twilight fan! You ROCK Stephenie!!! Okay, okay, you maybe you ALL say that, but whenever I think of Twilight, I like cry! I cry tears of joy, of sorrow, of love, of, of... Twilight! I can't explain, it's just Twilight, it's like that, I feel as if something was ripped away from me every time I put down the book!! So, you probably all feel somewhat like that but... Anyway. Actually, that's where my pen name comes from; I cry pearled tears... Awww... sob,sob.

Anyway, Edward Cullen is THE hottest living person on Earth! Okay, I don't know, but...He is! You all agree, I'm sure. I mean those of you who are of the female types. Lol!

Read This:

97 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie, Aeropostale, Hollister, Victoria's Secret, and American Eagle said it wasn't cool to breath. If you're the 3 percent that would go into hysteric fits of laughter, copy and paste this to your profile.

If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Edward, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of all kids make fun of and laugh at other kids because you're different. If you're that 5 percent who laugh at that 95 percent because they're all the same, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a proud stalker, and a love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for multiple hours, reading and writing fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, (cough cough, Edward Cullen! cough), copy and paste this to your profile.

If Bella leaves Edward in Breaking Dawn, then I'm literally going to hurt something. No offense to all you Jacob loving fans. I mean, I like Jacob to. He's a great character, but Edward and Bella are meant to be!

I'm sort of afraid for the twilight movie. I swear, if any of them have even the slightest hint of a fang, I'm going to punch my tv

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your pro

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're so crazy about Edward Cullen that you try out your chances with him on love calculator, then copy and paste this to you're profile!

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.


If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn before August 10th, 2008, copy this into your profile.

If someone tells you they know someone named Edward you think "Vampire" C&P

If you yell at your computer when news about the Twilight movie is posted C&P

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If you doodle Edward's name with hearts C&P

If you ever collapsed with laughter and couldnt get back up C&P

If you love Twilight Fan Fiction C&P

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile


God gives man instincts,
And then, I swear, for his own amusement,
He sets the rules in opposition.
It’s the goof of all time:
Look, but don't touch,
Touch, but don't taste,
Taste, but don't swallow,
And while you're jumping from one foot to the next,
What's he doing?
Laughing his sick, fucking arse off!"

The Devil (Al Pacino) - The Devil's Advocate

-I don't see you making yourself useful. Why don't you go fetch a space heater or something?

-Go fetch a space heater. I'm not a St. Bernard.

-Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. Eclipse p. 489.

-You know Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural ennemies and that you're trying to steal away the reason for my existance, I might actually like you.

-Maybe... if you weren't a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck the life out of the girl that I love... well, no, not even then.

Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. Eclipse p.503.

And speaking of Italy and cars that I stole there, you still owe me a Porshe.

Alice Cullen. New Moon.

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator."


High heels are a man's invention to prevent women from running away"

Some random movie (can't remember)

"There are exceptions in everything, including what I just said"


"Mature people are the ones who don't say they are more mature than others."


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The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Full Moon by CherryWolf713 reviews
The second I saw him I was in his arms, crushed to him so hard that not even a single inch of space existed between our bodies. I had only needed that quick glimpse to know that my memory did him no justice; he was perfection in a stone casing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,140 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3675 - Favs: 5,621 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
My last breath by Cristalake reviews
DISCONTINUED Post-Eclipse. Bella has always been a strange human. Now after having been turned, she finds out that she is an even odder vampire. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snowed In by kiss me eddie reviews
What happens when Edward and Jacob get snowed in at Bella's house? How will they get out? Can Edward and Jacob get along? And how will Charlie react to Edward being forced to spend the night? My first fanfic so please R&R! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007
Eternity by Naladia reviews
This story is now most likely on permanent hiatus. I am now a college student and unfortunately don't have the time to write. I might revisit the story one day though. Feel free to read the chapters that are already up. Post-Eclipse BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,152 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
The Perfect Day? by twilightfansunite reviews
The big day has finally arrived and Alice has planned the wedding perfectly. Edward and Bella are so excited, but what happens when an unexpected visitor shows up? Will all go as planned or will "happily ever after" take on a whole new meaning?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Taking Over Me by Cristalake reviews
Song fic from Bella's P.O.V about Edward leaving her to the song Taking Over Me by Evanescence.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Electricity reviews
This story happens in Twilight, when Bella and Edward are in Biology, and they feel an electric current flowing between them... What will happen. Where will this lead to? Please read it's my first fanfiction!Rated T just in case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
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