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Joined 01-19-08, id: 1478693, Profile Updated: 08-01-11

Name: Sammy Rayn Thomas

Age: Let say that I can do things that little ones can't

Height: I'm tall enought to stuff my foot up your a*s, and it come out your mouth.

Gender: I will let you think about that one...

Things That I Hate: weak minded people, the color pink, man-whores, sluts, daytime, poachers, sleep (i'm an insomniac), females that think they are all that, many more things I hate to come...

Things That I Love: animals, Law and Order: SVU, yaoi, swimming, life, the colors: red, black, silver, hunter green, gold; rain, night, stars, many anime characters, blood, fire (pyro person), books, werewolves, vampires (not those fucked up sparking ones), commenting on other people's stories (good or bad), many more things I love to come...

The Awesomest Quotes Of All Time

Ditch the Bitch lets go Muddin' - my cousin

I'm worse than evil, I'm the authoress. -- totally TRUE!! (evil smile)

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is wisdom, in water there is bacteria - Ben Franklin

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird and say "Bite me".

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (HECK YEAH!)

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books/movies.

I like to run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (What the hell are you talking about, I was here the whole time!)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

Manga: My OTHER anti-drug, cause if you read and buy manga, you can't afford drugs in the first place!

(I am actually a girl) If I were a girl, I would despair. The supply of good women in the world far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

FRIENDS: will come and bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: will be sitting next to you saying "Man, we fucked up big time... let's do it again!!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

That's the end of my profile...bye-bye poor people that stumbled upon my profile.