Thomas the Miller
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Joined 01-19-08, id: 1478870, Profile Updated: 01-26-13
Author has written 13 stories for Redwall, Naruto, Chess, Merlin, Dead Poets Society, and Parks and Recreation.

So I recently started writing fanfiction again after years of not writing anything. It came to my attention that this profile was a relic of my middle school, Naruto-obsessed self. That isn't exactly me anymore. It WAS me at one time, and I accept that, but I feel that if I'm going to publish stories again, I want anyone who reads my profile to get an actual sense of who I am. Somewhat. So, here goes.

I'm Kelly.

I fancy myself a composer of music. At least, that's my current major in college. Right now, I don't think I'd have it any other way.

I'm a Clarinetist. YAY CLARINET! :D

I play piano as well.

I also love English and History, but as a music major, sacrifices must be made. But I've sworn that I will take a literature class. I will. It will happen.

I have been really into Merlin for a while. But now it's over!! :( I'm still sort of in withdrawal, but I feel like I've done well in the recovery process. I ship Freya/Merlin mainly. They are so beautiful and I wish there were more fic out there for them. I also like the occasional good Merthur AU.

I recently rediscovered my love for Dead Poets Society. I saw it for the first time in eight grade, and absolutely loved it. And then my DVD disappeared sometime in 10th grade, and I didn't watch it for three years. Only, my DVD got replaced. And now my love of that movie has resurfaced. I think, unbeknownst to me, it was manifesting inside of me for those three years...and it suddenly exploded. And I ship Anderperry. Don't tell me it isn't canon. I won't listen.

I also watch the Lizzie Bennet Diaries, so who knows? I'm starting to get more and more invested in them. If I get a good idea, then I might write a story. Mostly, I just can't help but think I want a man like William Darcy.

I like musicals as well, though I can't attest to having seen many. I want to so badly though. So badly. My favorites are In the Heights, Aida, and Chess. Yes, Chess. I have a DVD of Chess in Concert, and I think there's a possibility I may write fic for Chess. I've already written part of one.

I like to read. Here are some of my favorite books;

Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. I love it. It's hilarious, and filled with fascinating questions about religion and humanity. And Crowley/Aziraphale. :)

The Evil Genius Trilogy, by Catherine Jinks

The Book Thief, by Markus Zusak

The Red Necklace, by Sally Gardner. Seriously, I love this book. I read it before the Tom Hiddleston audiobook too. Though, even I will admit, it's a pretty wonderful audiobook.

The Chanters of Tremaris Trilogy, by Kate Constable

And the Harry Potter books, of course. Harry Potter is just too ingrained in me at this point in my life.

And I'm sure there are more that I'm forgetting, but these are some of the main ones that I can admit to having read over and over again. I am finally delving into the world of John Green. Finally. I watched some vlogbrothers videos, loved them, and couldn't help but ask, "Why have I never read any of his books?" So I'm getting on to that.

Anyway, the hope is that when I'm not feeling so obligated to write music, I will write and post some stories here. I'm excited to be back into writing fiction, and I hope it goes over well!

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Choking on the Bone by Lady Anatui reviews
CharlieOC, slight NeilOC. Welton is now coed, and Charlie is finding it difficult to keep his hands to himself, even if the one girl he's absolutely smitten with hates his guts and won't go near him unless he stops smoking.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,690 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/22/2007 - [Charlie D., OC]
Speechless by Itachilova101 reviews
Uchiha Itachi is a famous contemporary writing critic who can always find the flaws in writing. But, can one poet leave this cynical critic speechless?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Press 'Send' by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
What happens when a guy and a girl meet through the Internet? A fan fiction about fanfiction . net itself. Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ebony by Tari Shiro reviews
MAJOR EDIT TIME. OKAY, time for Miss Shiro to break a sweat. This'll be ready when I gut and fill in this disaster. Sorry for the inconvenience. Might be a while.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,493 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sasuke's Trip to Starbucks by biawutnow reviews
Sasuke and his team mates take a trip to Starbucks. Chaos ensues. SasukeXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fairies GASP by Jacobblacklover reviews
Vampires, werewolves,and fairies? OH MY! Do please come in and laugh at some corny jokes and misuse of all the Twilight characters. You know you want to. Caution: I have a strange and sometimes Scary sense of humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006
Yaketsuki by Pirate Shinju reviews
Itachi has a problem that only Sakura can fix. What starts out as something so little evolves into so much more... [Itachi X Sakura] Rated for language possible intense violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Ulysses in New York by Athena Catriona reviews
What if Neil had made another decision the night of the play? What if life outside of Hellton is harder than he thought?
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3441 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Memory and Choice
Set during 4.09 The Trial of Leslie Knope. A one-shot of Ben's thoughts as he makes the decision to sacrifice his job for Leslie.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Ben W. - Complete
Ben Wyatt for Ice President reviews
Leslie and Ben have just started their Presidential campaign. Leslie is stressed out, and Ben is initially a little upset over a television ad. Tensions soon resolve in this fluffy and humorous oneshot.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Ben W., Leslie K. - Complete
Graveyard Letters reviews
Todd Anderson hates going home for Christmas break, and he hates going to the Danburry's Christmas party, where he finds himself surrounded by people who inevitably force him to remember Neil in miserable ways. This is a three part story that chronicles three Christmases Todd spends at home with his family. Each part shows Todd re-learning how to cope with that environment.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Todd A.
Cats and Clarinet reviews
Charlie tries to teach Cameron how to play the clarinet. Things do not go as planned, but the boys do learn a few unusual things about each other.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Charlie D., Cameron R. - Complete
19th Century Literature: Worse than Alcohol reviews
Todd Anderson only reacts violently to two things. Number one, literature, and number two, remembering Neil. What happens when the two collide? This is a Todd-centered one-shot rated T for language and a lot of angst.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Todd A. - Complete
Doing the Right Thing reviews
Merlin does not know what to do about Mordred and Kara, but he eventually manages to make a decision, prompted by some wise words by Gaius. Magic Reveal. Freylin angst. Merthur friendship. This is an alternate plot to episode 5.11 The Drawing of the Dark.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Freddie: Back From Bangkok reviews
Freddie Trumper has returned from the World Chess Championship in Bangkok, Thailand with some interesting thoughts on his mind. Hints of future Freddie/Anatoly. Rated T for Language. After all, it is about Freddie.
Chess - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012
Itachi and Sakura's Journey to Wacko Land reviews
One night in a bookstore there is a Tornado Warning. Itachi and Sakura crawl into the cellar where they fall into a crazy fairy tale world. For the rest, you'll just have to read. Warning: Itachi gets a bit OOC in fantasy world. But really, who wouldn't!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Naruto's AmusingEnjoyable Disney Adventure reviews
Team 7 goes to Disney and stays at the campground. This story features, Sing Alongs with Chip and Dale, Sasuke being Grumpy,Book stealing toddlers, The Little Mermaid, and much, much more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
Naruto's Pirate Ship Adventures reviews
Naruto wishes on a star and everyone becomes pirates and wakes up on a ship. Crow gets burned, Sasuke has issues, and Naruto drinks way too much rum.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
Kakashi's Allergies reviews
Okay, so anyway, Kakashi is allergic to dogs. There you go. It's actually quite interesting. Please Review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Naruto Characters Upside Down Day reviews
Heh...Well, basically everyone's personality gets turned upside down at an insane level. Please Review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Matthias's Last Adventure reviews
Well, it's kind of strange. I thought one day about what would happen if all the Redwall mice got caught in mouse traps and here's the result. Oh, and I DO NOT really support the death of Redwall Characters. I was just bored. Please Review.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
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