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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, and Glee.

mo·jo

(mō'jō')
A magic charm or spell.
An amulet, often a small flannel bag containing one or more magic items, worn by adherents of hoodoo or voodoo.
Awesomeness.


Things related to Glee:

The cardinal rule: Thou shalt not judge me for my Twilight fanfiction. I like what I've written, as do, apparently, other people.

I am a Klainer through and through, but it's a toss up what I'll decide to write. I love most pairings, especially Puckurt and, when done well, Kurtofsky. I hate Blaine hate though. If I write a story with a pairing other than Klaine, it's likely I'll make it AU so that I don't have to break up Klaine. Yes, I'm that much of a pansy.


Things related to Twilight:

Room Of Doom

This is Roberto. Poor, poor, Roberto...

Roberto

Other fics:

I'm sorry, I really am, but if it's not finished now it probably won't be unless I get really really bored. I'm too into other fandoms now, namely Glee, and making Twilight crack!fics doesn't hold my attention anymore. (I'm afraid to look at the one that wasn't crack. It's been a while, and fic does NOT age well.)

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7582 - Favs: 7,935 - Follows: 7,497 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Gleeful Island by imaginess reviews
After pilot William Schuster's plane crashes, fifteen individuals are left stranded on an island. AU, MPREG, pairings inlude: Puck/Kurt Finn/Quinn Finn/Rachel Artie/Tina Mercedes/Matt. Main focus is Puckurt. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,108 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Of Comic Cons, Cacti, Rock Stars & Hard Candy by Celesteennui reviews
FutureFic. In the wake of a shitty breakup, Dave's path crosses with that of the last person he ever expected to see again. A How-To on getting over life's nasty little curveballs all wrapped up in humor, drama, insanity and tied with a smutty bow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,362 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
What Brings Us Closer Together by CrazedLunatic reviews
When Kurt is attacked, Blaine instantly leaves college to take care of him. With one decision, their entire relationship is changed and their futures reshaped. It also makes everyone around them realize just how close they really are. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Someday You Will Be Loved by Keitorin Asthore reviews
"Grilled Cheesus Part III": He's just too tired to take this anymore. Klaine. A series that fills in the massive gaps in season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,918 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hard To Come By by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt and Blaine desperately wanted a family of their own. They just hadn't realized that becoming fathers would so difficult. Klaine. Futurefic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,292 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Dalton Reform School for Boys by E. M. Zeray reviews
AU Klaine. Dalton is not the place Kurt Hummel belongs. Still he's determined to stick it out for the six months the judge sentences him with and when he meets Blaine Anderson, he starts to think that might not be so difficult...but it might be dangerous.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Let Go by ErikaBeeBee reviews
'Most nights Kurt fell asleep dreaming about that time in his life when he would find the boy who would hold him while he was drifting off at the end of the day.' Kurt is a cuddle whore, Klaine, ridiculously fluffy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lima Loser by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Burt Hummel was just another Lima loser- a college dropout with an unexpectedly pregnant girlfriend. But he underestimated things. After all, Mollie would have never settled for a loser, and their son was certainly meant for great things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,973 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H.
Extravaganza! by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt had never been to summer camp, so he had no clue what to expect, much less a summer filled with showtune medleys, Warbler vs. ND prank wars, poison ivy, sock puppets, Wes and David in hula skirts, cheer-offs, breakups and makeups, and thunderstorms.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Listen by MaMoray reviews
Kurt's suffering from bilateral hearing loss, and it's progressing to a possible danger zone. If that weren't scary enough, he has yet to tell any one of his friends.; AU; Eventual Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,154 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty by Please.Insert.Name reviews
Reid, a socially awkward, borderline asexual male. Hotch, a stoic, heterosexual ex-married man. When they go undercover as gay lovers, it will totally work... right?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Ice Cream And Blanket Forts by ErikaBeeBee reviews
Kurt's smile lit up the entire fort; the entire room; the entire world. Blaine felt like he needed to put on his sunglasses. 12th insallment of 'I Love You' Written In Red Crayon.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Knife Going In by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine put the past behind him, telling Kurt to have the courage he couldn't. But the worst happened anyway, and Kurt is left broken. Now Blaine has to pick up the pieces, but if he couldn't have the courage three years ago, how can he do it now? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,966 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Make The Stars Look Like They're Not Shining by ErikaBeeBee reviews
The actual title to this story is "His Eyes Makes The Stars Look Like They're Not Shining." It wouldn't all fit. Stupid title restrictions. Popular Blaine and pining Kurt AU. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Teenage Urges by amessofdreams reviews
Karofsky and Azimio set out to get Kurt to stop trying to seduce straight guys by dressing sexy, but their plans backfire as they reveal a little too much and Kurt is feeling impish. Rated M for mild sexual content. Kurt/Azimio/Karofsky
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Be My Best Friend by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Eight year old Blaine was really hoping he would find a best friend when he went to football day camp. He just didn't expect it would be the shy little boy hiding in the equipment shed. Baby!Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not While I'm Around by adi-rotynd reviews
Kurt, having been tossed in dumpsters every day for years, suffers from claustrophobia. This is especially unfortunate for everyone involved when he gets stuck in an elevator with Finn and Puck. For a prompt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Born This Way by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt knew from a very young age that there was nothing wrong with him at all. His mother made sure of that. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Broken Arms, Daffodils, And Strawberry Kisses by ErikaBeeBee reviews
Kurt didn't really understand it. All he knew was that being with Blaine made him happy and the thought of holding hands with him on the playground like he'd seen Tina and Mike doing made him feel warm inside. Sequel to Skinned Knees and Sugar Cookies.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Skinned Knees and Sugar Cookies by ErikaBeeBee reviews
Blaine was shy and Kurt was confused, because something funny happened to his stomach every time he saw Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by CharliesHoodie reviews
Two months into their relationship, and Blaine is painfully aware of the fact Kurt can't shake his fear of sex.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Who Needs Therapy When You Have Beer by TipsyArmadillo reviews
This might be a good time to mention Blaine gives terrible advice and his plans rarely ever work.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sam Evans' Four Steps to Getting Your Man by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, Snippets in the Epic Bromace of Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans. Ignores all canon after Duets. Puck/Kurt with Sam/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Time After Time by The Great Wizard Moroni reviews
A completely absurd journey through Dalton and William McKinley High Schools
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011
Sugarplum Priorities by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt doesn't remember why his father insists on taking him to see the Nutcracker every Christmas. Burt remembers, perhaps a little too clearly, that it was his first step his wife made him take towards accepting his unusual little boy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
A Cure For Nightmares by picascribit reviews
Non-Magic AU: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart. RLxSB. Warning: underage sex, drug use, self-harm, past character death, past child sexual abuse, PTSD. Liberties taken with 1970's British boarding school culture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,109 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Pavarotti by Camunki reviews
So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mattress Land by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine finds the Mattress Land commercial that New Directions starred in. He recognizes a certain baby-faced member. Slight Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Taken To Heart, Taken Too Hard by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It's Kurt's first day at Dalton, away from McKinley. Everyone's just glad he's okay...but Puck takes it seriously. Maybe too seriously. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
Friends, Family, and Food, Glorious Food by particularly good finder reviews
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Family Ties by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Finn Hudson's Awkward Adventures in Narnia by particularly good finder reviews
An exercise in dialogue. Finn and Blaine find themselves trapped in a closet. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe how they're feeling.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
More Than Coffee by DustyDreams reviews
Blaine thought Burt had been kidding when he warned his son was not a morning person. Blaine was so, so wrong.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Way You Look Tonight by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
After a successful Hummel-Hudson wedding, everyone is making their way onto the dance floor... except Kurt. Blaine just needs to teach him not to care about who's watching.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
WooingTheFairy by xovickixo reviews
Puck has never claimed to be an expert at wooing or anything but he's pretty sure getting into Kurt's pants should be easier than this. With a little help from some not-so-legally obtained AV property and Brittany, Puck thinks he may be well on his way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sunflowers by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt has a phobia, and Puck proves that he can truly be a decent person, when the opportunity calls for it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Couch Talk by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Burt Hummel comes home from work to find his son asleep in the lap of a boy he never met. Klaine crushing from Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Soul Searching by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Blotched robbery aside, it was the sharp sound, rather than the blunt force that slammed into Kurt, that destroyed him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Interfering by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt has never been one to ask for help. But when a prank goes too far, he has no choice but to reluctantly let Finn and Quinn interfere on his behalf.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
Dazed and Confused by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt had no idea how he'd gotten there, lying on the floor, chilled, and staring up at the faces of his fellow Glee Club members.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Cause You're the Boss by WanderingPirate reviews
Puck and Kurt are paired together by the Hat of Fate...but will their egos prevent them from working together?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Bananahead by Crawler reviews
Burt comes across his son enjoying an afternoon snack. Kurt/Banana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Stressbaking by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt has a secret, and he doesn't care if it goes straight to his pear-shaped hips. Finn's just happy he gets brownies out of the deal. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The World Was Just a Subway Map by broadwaypants reviews
When you live in New York City, you have to know the tricks of the trade. Kurt doesn't know the tricks to either of his trades. Enter Mike Chang, who pops up in Kurt's life at the opportune moment and takes him on a journey of self-discovery.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,688 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C.
Appendix by Moosxaxlot reviews
It's just not a normal day without the threat of a slushie attack here, a horrid argyle sweater there, and the green-skinned elephant in the room that just won't stop. unrequited!Kurt/Finn, Kurt/Puck, Finn/Rachel
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Kurt H.
Jack and Diane by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt finally finds one John Mellencamp song that he doesn't mind. Mostly because his mother is involved. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Sweater? by Quallianmaghouin reviews
In which Kurt suffers in the sun, and a sweater is mistreated. Slash Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Awesome and Delicious by Keitorin Asthore reviews
How exactly did Kurt manage to drink enough to say "Oh, Bambi...I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy," and then throw up on Emma Pillsbury? From the scene in "The Rhodes Not Taken." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Kurt H., Emma P.
Fluff by vcg73 reviews
Brittany comes to Kurt looking for help with an unexpected problem.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Just Breathe by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Sequel to "Breathe, Kurt" Kurt is learning to deal with his Panic Disorder again, with the help of Finn and Puck. But it's not easy keeping secrets and a harmless prank might ruin everything. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
These Marks We Keep by Choice reviews
Kurt's reminiscing on his scars, including his Only Exception. Slightly NSFW, with BDSM subtext and mentioned human branding; non-explicit.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
On the Kinsey Scale, This Story is a Seven by Choice reviews
Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Boyfriend In Training by Choice reviews
How to tame a badass: Kurt Hummel's struggles and successes in making a decent boyfriend out of the sexually notorious idiot with the mohawk. Some "chapters" contain mature/sexual themes that I'll try to point out in the beginnings.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Pretty Painted Porcelain Grins by Comicbookfan reviews
Five Times Kurt Smiles and Somebody Thinks it's Sad, and One Time Someone Just Smiles With Him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
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Frozen reviews
Puck and Kurt find something laying on a frozen pond one night and, worried it might be an animal, Kurt wants to go get it. Despite Puck's protests Kurt ends up in a dangerous position on the middle of the lake. Puckurt, slightly AU; no Blaine. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Storm reviews
Currently being rewritten. The plot is not changing, but the POV is. Warnings: Abuse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Animals reviews
So far, Roberto's point of view from The Room Of Doom.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008
The Room Of Doom reviews
The Cullens are invited to Volterra to observe a vampire reality television show... but they don't know just how much they will be participating. Then, just when things start looking up... BOOM. Now they're in a game show... Anybody want a tortoise? Mmm..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Bella's Baby reviews
Bella comes home with a stolen baby... Weird things start to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
Revenge Of The Volvo reviews
Edward gets revenge for what Bella did to his baby. You should read Death Of The Volvo first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Death Of The Volvo reviews
Bella is tired of Edward's obsession. She decides to take things into her own hands... Along with some explosives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Imagination Station reviews
Bella's got a power... And an army of flying-vampire-piranhas?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Blinker Trouble reviews
Edward takes Bella home. He pokes things unwillingly...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Emmett vs The Bike reviews
Bella decides she wants to try out biking with the family. Emmett comes face to tire with a cousin of his old foe.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete