Author has written 5 stories for Gilmore Girls, and Sailor Moon.
Twillight, New Moon, Bonemender, What My Mother Doesn't Know, One Of Those Hidious Book Where The Mother Dies(i think i spelt that wrong)
She's The Man, A Cinderella Story, Airplane, Hot Rod, Blades of Glory, Wild Hogs, Pirates of the Carribean(all), Leagally Blonde the Musical, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
Favorite TV Shows
Gilmore Girls, About a Girl, iCarly, Americas Next Top Model, Make Me A Supermodel, Project Runway, Zoey101, What Not To Wear, SNL, Sailor Moon
Aly & AJ
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If you have ever burst out laughing for no good reason copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing for no good reason copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an insane friend that thinks you're crazy,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile. (I'm crazy and proud of it!)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, TrueWinolo, MagCat, Corporal Scarlett, The Tate Twins, DormantHeart,Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, SassyLostie, iloveweirdsocks moonlight192,Red n Black Roses, JessRoryYunaTidusforever
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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your a"s off.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal and be done with it put this in your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Rory/Jess was the best couple that ever happened to Gilmore Girls, paste this into your profile! (Oh Yes i soooo do)
If you are on Team E (Edward, Emmet, and Embry- because he doesn't get enough attention ;) ) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: (I made this one up...I think)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
if two wrongs dont make a right, try three
whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!
apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.
borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'
whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
how is it possible to have a civil war?
if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why are Pringles curved?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Can bald men get lice??
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
Werewolves have enemies?...Only one.
She's all about the extreme sports these days
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Select my name and press ALT + F4
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot
It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE
Apostrophes do not mean "Look out, an S is coming!"
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
rip, slip, brush, ahhhhh
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. god.idiot.
EMO kids have cool hair.
EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami
BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists
At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
I so rock.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.
I think I could be madly in like with you.
I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Supported by the Mafia...You hit me, We hit you
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
News from the file marked "DUH"
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
I think you're breaking my Gay-dar
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way
My heart is not a playground
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT
RAWR I'm a DROKASAUR
Emo kids have cool hair
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complament.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness!
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the monent you let go, they'll catch on.
It will be as if I never existed
I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a pice of it, or simply, just bing one.
Vampire's like Baseball?
You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us!
You're intoxocated by my vary presence
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
The problem with love is that you can love anyone you want, but so can he.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?
I know I'm a sexy penguin
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I often break out with random dance moves
Words start with ABC, Songs start with DO RA ME, Love starts with YOU AND ME.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
I'm not a whore! Your boyfriend just thinks I'm hot!
I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!
HOMOPHOBES ARE GAY! So, if Homophobes are gay, that means Homophobes are freakishly scared of themselves. Strange, no wonder all Homophobes are ugly! They won't look in the mirror.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.
You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.
Love can come in many different colors.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I'm gonna go touch the butt!!
You are utterly indecent! No one should look so tempting. It's not fair.
Stupid shiny Volvo driver.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world.
We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.
We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.
Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon.
Shun the nonbeliever. SSHHUUNN!! SSHHUUNNN
Me: Your mom
Scotlyn: When I'm famous I promise to pay you 1,000,000 just to get me an expresso.
Kathleen (on a little car hitting their Surburban): Throw it in reverse and hit her back!!
Scotlyn: Why does eveyone think i'm a whore?!
Me: Yes! I missed the trash can! 5 pionts!!
My friend whose name will remain confidential becuase she will get mauled by angry Twilight fans: Twilight is poorly written.
Kathleen: Shit muffin!
Liz: Why don't I have any friends?
Peter: Kelly shut up!
Emilie: Looks like he had some trouble getting it out of his pants.
Alex: Are you seriously watching Hannah Montana?!
Katie: We seriously need to film what we talk about when we get together because otherwise noone will believe us.
Ian (my ex who is a but head): Hi!
It's a four letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks. What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chesthair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite. Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a jb fan right now his favorite color is green? or he loves butterfingers? or is THE starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. would you hate that? if you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? the first to have sex? the first to lose your purity? Think about it. Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute. Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour. Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there. "I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!" But Kevin just smiles, and waves. He's being ignored. Well maybe it won't be bad. He gets dressed in his dressing room. Hears thousands of screaming girls. Steps up on the stage, and smiles. Begins the introduction of a song. Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience What does he see? Nick and Joe lover signs. How would you feel. He's does alot. He's dragged down, but what does he do? Quit being a Jonas brother? NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him. Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us. He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit infront of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me copy and paste if you agree with this. That you are a true jb fan. Join the fight to make Kevin just as loved as Joe and Nick