Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Blue Bloods.
Updates, updates, everyone loves updates. So, as you know, if you read my author notes, I have started my second year of college (go me). I am still an English major and History minor. I am planning on studying abroad next spring, whoo!! I think I may have convinced my friend to go to the same school as me too! Even if she can't I'll still be excited, because its my dream school! Pray I get accepted to the program!! It's in England and I would be going to Leeds. Yes, so cool, I know! If you want to know more about me add me on myspace:... No! Really! Add Me!! Until next time, to all my faithful readers (and any new ones!), you rock. Peace out, FFFs!
Books I love:
Thirteen Reasons Why (Jay Asher) READ IT!! NOW!!
Harry Potter (of course)
Heart of Darkness (Joseph Conrad)
Twilight Saga (Stephenie Meyer)
Marked Series (P. C. Cast)
Narnia books (C. S. Lewis)
Othello and A Midsummer Night's Dream (William Shakespeare)
Cyrano de Bergerac (Edmond Rostand)
Elsewhere (Gabrielle Zevin)
Kill Me (Steven White)
The Oresteia (Aeschylus)
Blue Bloods (Melissa De La Cruz)
Ships I love:
Caspian/Lucy It was there, trust me...
Hermione/Sirius How'd you guess?
Ginny/Draco If ever there was a modern day (yet fictional) Romeo and Juliet tis these two.
Ones I don't:
Caspian/Susan I so don't care what the movie says... They so didn't read the books carefully enough!
Hermione/Ron Sorry guys, but i just don't feel it!
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EVERYBODY LOVES QUOTES!!
And when they found our shadows
"Go on, she said. Why don’t you give it a try? Why prolong the agony? All men must die.” - Roger Waters. Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking.
A yak on a plane
Do you ever wanna know who you're going to marry?
Me: You have a thing for turn only lanes don't you?
Emily: God, I hate cramps. In my next life I want to be a guy. Mostly because I want to get a blow job.
"Couch, you rock!" - Abby
"Mommy, you got a fat butt! Put it away!" Starts smacking Emily's butt! - Abby
"Shanna, look at my fat butt!" Abby
"Mommy, the you-gurt attacked me!" Emily looks: arms, face, hair, and shirt covered in yogurt. -Abby
"Her said ten more minutes and we're not gunna be princesses no more... and we're not gunna be married!" Looks at me very seriously. -Abby
We were having a conversation about ugly babies which somehow transformed into why anyone would want to date my god father.
Emily and Me: "Cheers."
Me: "Oh, I'm just making out with your wall..."
"Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R. D. Lang
I wish i were a non-Christian disabled lesbian working class senior citizen prodigy of color!! - ME
We’re in a spell that never ends
"...and he'll be like what's that smell, and i'll be like it's gum...nick..."-chelsey, new years eve--
"There are a lot of seeds in this seedless watermelon!" my mom
Half superstar, half victim. She’s a vict-erstar. - Roger Waters... THE GREATEST SINGER LIKE EVER!! TRULY TRULY!!
Me: So, earlier I was eating a popsicle and since it was mushy it feel into my cleavage!
"Can I Lose Your Usion?"-Me Laughs you dont get it do you?
Jasper Hale can make you feel high... errr... happy!
Corbin Bleu: "How are you all tonight?"
Corbin: he was naming famous band people... I think..."... Fred Astaire, Jimmy Hendricks..." (What?! they are the only ones i can remember! I'm not even sure if these people were actually on the list!)
Me: "Oh, come on, kristyn! Just take a picture of his ass! For me?"
Kristyn: "I love you!"
"I want to see 'LIZ FOR NOW' tattooed on your ass!" - Elsewhere
"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack." - Demetri Martin
When loves gone be grateful and... find another pastime.
"...it would have been so much easier if you would have just read the book... now i'm going to have to send you to the basement. sigh" God
DID YOU KNOW? (some funny facts)
Mobile, Alabama outlaws the wearing of stiletto-heeled shoes
in Juneau, Alaska it is illegal to bring a flamingo into a barbershop -- (this one is my favorite, better remember that next time we go to Juneau. I just dont get it! Jason loves our flamingo!!)
South Padre Island, Texas bans the wearing of neckties
Mount Prospect, Illinois has a law against keeping pigeons or bees
Topeka, Kansas bans snowball fights
Hoover, South Dakota does not allow fishing with a kerosene lantern
Beverly Hills, California regulates the number of tennis balls allowed on the court at one time.
In Hong Kong ,a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some Republicans like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some Conservatives like that, too.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for these tests?)
If you're running from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, expect to trip and/or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Do not turn to look back, if you do, you stand a good chance of tripping immediately and being killed. If you turn and look back, and you don't see the maniac/spirit/demon/creature chasing you, stop and run immediately back the way you came because the maniac/spirit/demon/creature is now in front of you.
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