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Joined 01-19-08, id: 1479227, Profile Updated: 10-21-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Blue Bloods.

Updates, updates, everyone loves updates. So, as you know, if you read my author notes, I have started my second year of college (go me). I am still an English major and History minor. I am planning on studying abroad next spring, whoo!! I think I may have convinced my friend to go to the same school as me too! Even if she can't I'll still be excited, because its my dream school! Pray I get accepted to the program!! It's in England and I would be going to Leeds. Yes, so cool, I know! If you want to know more about me add me on myspace: ... No! Really! Add Me!! Until next time, to all my faithful readers (and any new ones!), you rock. Peace out, FFFs!

Books I love:

Thirteen Reasons Why (Jay Asher) READ IT!! NOW!!

Harry Potter (of course)

Heart of Darkness (Joseph Conrad)

Twilight Saga (Stephenie Meyer)

Marked Series (P. C. Cast)

Narnia books (C. S. Lewis)

Othello and A Midsummer Night's Dream (William Shakespeare)

Cyrano de Bergerac (Edmond Rostand)

Elsewhere (Gabrielle Zevin)

Kill Me (Steven White)

The Oresteia (Aeschylus)

Blue Bloods (Melissa De La Cruz)

Ships I love:

Caspian/Lucy It was there, trust me...

Hermione/Sirius How'd you guess?

Ginny/Draco If ever there was a modern day (yet fictional) Romeo and Juliet tis these two.

Ones I don't:

Caspian/Susan I so don't care what the movie says... They so didn't read the books carefully enough!

Hermione/Ron Sorry guys, but i just don't feel it!

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And when they found our shadows
Groups 'round the TV sets
They ran down every lead
They repeated every test
They checked out all the data in their lists
And then the alien anthropologists
Admitted they were still perplexed
But on eliminating every other reason
For our sad demise
They logged the only explanation left
This species has amused itself to death
Amused to Death
Roger Waters (is god)

"Go on, she said. Why don’t you give it a try? Why prolong the agony? All men must die.” - Roger Waters. Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking.

A yak on a plane
A yak on a plane
you don't wanna sit by
A yak on a plane

Do you ever wanna know who you're going to marry?
well, maybe before the wedding day. -Carly

Me: You have a thing for turn only lanes don't you?
Carly: Yes. They make me feel sexy.

Emily: God, I hate cramps. In my next life I want to be a guy. Mostly because I want to get a blow job.

"Couch, you rock!" - Abby

"Mommy, you got a fat butt! Put it away!" Starts smacking Emily's butt! - Abby

"Shanna, look at my fat butt!" Abby

"Mommy, the you-gurt attacked me!" Emily looks: arms, face, hair, and shirt covered in yogurt. -Abby
"How did you do that?" Emily
"The you-gurt was on the spoon and it just attacked me!" Abby

"Her said ten more minutes and we're not gunna be princesses no more... and we're not gunna be married!" Looks at me very seriously. -Abby

We were having a conversation about ugly babies which somehow transformed into why anyone would want to date my god father.
Me: "Enough about Mark. Let's talk about babies again."
Mom: "So... what other ugly babies do we know?"
Aunt: "Well, my friend Megan..."
Emily and Me: Hysterical Laughter.

Emily and Me: "Cheers."
Mom: "Guys! Keep those down. We are in the middle of a lot of more cars!" Scowls for good effect.
Emily and Me: Laughter
Emily: "A lot of more cars? I think Annie is the one who is drunk and we are the ones drinking!"

Me: "Oh, I'm just making out with your wall..."
Carly: "Shannon!"
Me: "I'm gunna go makeout with your wall again...just kidding!"

"Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R. D. Lang

I wish i were a non-Christian disabled lesbian working class senior citizen prodigy of color!! - ME

We’re in a spell that never ends
The empty hour glass won’t mean a thing
So let the phone do its work
Your voice is heaven but it hurts
Your words are memories but they burn
Click Five

"...and he'll be like what's that smell, and i'll be like it's gum...nick..."-chelsey, new years eve--

"There are a lot of seeds in this seedless watermelon!" my mom

Half superstar, half victim. She’s a vict-erstar. - Roger Waters... THE GREATEST SINGER LIKE EVER!! TRULY TRULY!!

Me: So, earlier I was eating a popsicle and since it was mushy it feel into my cleavage!
Mom: Sticky Cleavage...Sticky Cleavage... That would be a good name for a band, Sticky Cleavage.

"Can I Lose Your Usion?"-Me Laughs you dont get it do you?

Jasper Hale can make you feel high... errr... happy!

Corbin Bleu: "How are you all tonight?"
Me: "MARKER!!"

Corbin: he was naming famous band people... I think..."... Fred Astaire, Jimmy Hendricks..." (What?! they are the only ones i can remember! I'm not even sure if these people were actually on the list!)
Me: "MARX!"

Me: "Oh, come on, kristyn! Just take a picture of his ass! For me?"

Kristyn: "I love you!"
Me: "I love me too!"
Kristyn: "Do you love me more than you?"
Me: "mmm... maybe...Not really... HAHA!"

"I want to see 'LIZ FOR NOW' tattooed on your ass!" - Elsewhere

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack." - Demetri Martin

When loves gone be grateful and... find another pastime.

" would have been so much easier if you would have just read the book... now i'm going to have to send you to the basement. sigh" God
"You... mean like...hell?" Joan
"No, I mean the basement." God

DID YOU KNOW? (some funny facts)

Mobile, Alabama outlaws the wearing of stiletto-heeled shoes

in Juneau, Alaska it is illegal to bring a flamingo into a barbershop -- (this one is my favorite, better remember that next time we go to Juneau. I just dont get it! Jason loves our flamingo!!)

South Padre Island, Texas bans the wearing of neckties

Mount Prospect, Illinois has a law against keeping pigeons or bees

Topeka, Kansas bans snowball fights

Hoover, South Dakota does not allow fishing with a kerosene lantern

Beverly Hills, California regulates the number of tennis balls allowed on the court at one time.

In Hong Kong ,a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world
that even comes close to this?)

In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and
her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some Republicans like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some Conservatives like that, too.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for these tests?)

If you're running from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, expect to trip and/or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Do not turn to look back, if you do, you stand a good chance of tripping immediately and being killed. If you turn and look back, and you don't see the maniac/spirit/demon/creature chasing you, stop and run immediately back the way you came because the maniac/spirit/demon/creature is now in front of you.

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what's a girl to do? reviews
Hermione and 2 weasleys are thrown into the time the of marauders. They try not to change the future but what happens when she starts to fall for playboy Sirius Black? What’s she going to do when her heart and her head start telling her to do diff things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,714 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Descendents reviews
When Draco accepts Harry’s offer for protection, He and the Hogwarts cast embark on an adventure to bring down Voldemort and save the life of one muggle boy. Takes place between HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Insatiable reviews
Oliver didn't mean to love her, he didn't want to love her, but he did. No matter how impossible it was, his feelings for her were insatiable. ONESHOT!
Blue Bloods - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Comatose reviews
She wouldn't... No, she couldn't live with out him. ONESHOT
Blue Bloods - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete