Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Harry Potter.
hey, im BitterSquares
which is kind of the opposite of sweetheart. I do not like that word...sweetheart...o_O
Just want to say hey to SuicidalSheep and CheshireCat85. Thanks for the reviews, N!
I love water and I can never understand why people just don't drink it. Like my sister, she hates water and drinks iced tea all the time. i just realized how much I really, really don't like iced tea...it's so...not right... no, i don't have a large vocabulary...and it's not so disgusting that i feel free to type the word repulsive.
I can't cartwheel. For the love of God, do NOT make me cartwheel.
Oh, and I'm pretty much obsessed with:
Bleach (I read religiously...okay, I admit I skipped a couple hundred chapters but I understand everything perfectly. There was a lot of trauma going on when Ichigo's robe ripped and I saw his thigh. I told my friend and she's a bit traumatized too.)
James Potter (Too cute. Needs no further explanation.)
Eragon (I'm just waiting for the fourth book to come out. Knowing, Crispy, it'll probably be another three years...I love his books, there's always something cool to make this face O_o about at the end.)
Full Metal Alchemist (Edward, Roy, and Hoenheim-or is it Hohenheim?-are loved. I read because for some reason, in the anime, Roy has an eyepatch, takes Havoc's dates and has already become Fuhrer. That's just weird.)
Lion King (Simba has the nicest singing voice EVER! Oh and Scar. You've got to love Scar. I usually do love the evil guys. Except for the ones that are just pushing it...like Jafar or Cruella or something.)
Logan Lerman ("Software?" from the Brother trailer of Gamer completely won me over)
I am a procrastinator.
Reading reviews for my stories makes me kind of happy...unless they're bad, obviously...who in this lifetime would be happy to read comments of people telling them how much they suck? uh, not me.
I'm currently having short-term memory loss. I'm pretty sure that I just heard a scary story and I got really jumpy going to the bathroom for a couple of days but now I can't even remember what I'm scared of...I'm still scared though.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
CONCLUSION: ...oh, god.
Okay, time for my favorite pairings.
JamesLily (Because no one would know James was awesome without Lily-how else were we supposed to find out he was sweet?)
DracoHermione (Because Draco rules-after James)
Hitsukarin (Never'll be canon but that's what imaginations are for!)
I think IshidaTatsuki is quite interesting. :D (So sue me)
Full Metal Alchemist:
Royai (I'm still not sure how they got this name but Riza has Roy whipped)
EdWin (Because Ed is cute when he's jealous)
Percy Jackson and The Olympians:
SilenaBeckendorf (Or whatever the pairing name for this is...)
Pairings that I just cannot work with, no matter what:
Hitsuhina (She doesn't deserve him. Enough said.)
Ichihime (I really don't see the chemistry. All I sense is a bit of stalkerism and violation of privacy on Inoue's part for the almost stolen kiss and genuine friendship from Ichigo.)
I'll just throw in a little tidbit here:
WARNING:I am not a regular author. I do not write or update or whatever weekly. I write when i get sparks of imagination and that's like...twice a year so don't expect me to post until maybe...next year. yes, next year.