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Joined 01-20-08, id: 1479558, Profile Updated: 09-04-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Harry Potter.

hey, im BitterSquares

which is kind of the opposite of sweetheart. I do not like that word...sweetheart...o_O

Just want to say hey to SuicidalSheep and CheshireCat85. Thanks for the reviews, N!

I love water and I can never understand why people just don't drink it. Like my sister, she hates water and drinks iced tea all the time. i just realized how much I really, really don't like iced's so...not right... no, i don't have a large vocabulary...and it's not so disgusting that i feel free to type the word repulsive.

I can't cartwheel. For the love of God, do NOT make me cartwheel.

Oh, and I'm pretty much obsessed with:

Bleach (I read religiously...okay, I admit I skipped a couple hundred chapters but I understand everything perfectly. There was a lot of trauma going on when Ichigo's robe ripped and I saw his thigh. I told my friend and she's a bit traumatized too.)

James Potter (Too cute. Needs no further explanation.)

Eragon (I'm just waiting for the fourth book to come out. Knowing, Crispy, it'll probably be another three years...I love his books, there's always something cool to make this face O_o about at the end.)

Full Metal Alchemist (Edward, Roy, and Hoenheim-or is it Hohenheim?-are loved. I read because for some reason, in the anime, Roy has an eyepatch, takes Havoc's dates and has already become Fuhrer. That's just weird.)

Lion King (Simba has the nicest singing voice EVER! Oh and Scar. You've got to love Scar. I usually do love the evil guys. Except for the ones that are just pushing Jafar or Cruella or something.)

Logan Lerman ("Software?" from the Brother trailer of Gamer completely won me over)

I am a procrastinator.

Reading reviews for my stories makes me kind of happy...unless they're bad, obviously...who in this lifetime would be happy to read comments of people telling them how much they suck? uh, not me.

I'm currently having short-term memory loss. I'm pretty sure that I just heard a scary story and I got really jumpy going to the bathroom for a couple of days but now I can't even remember what I'm scared of...I'm still scared though.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
(unofficial and involved lots of foul play. He bounced the basketball on my shin and got away with it.)
Shopping is torture. (And that is what the little couches in stores are for...)
Sad movies suck. (Or even just enlightening movies like Pursuit of Happyness because they're 90 sad.)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (had a video tape and i would watch it all the time along with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
You watch sports on TV. (NBA!!)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (green)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (Not like spraying people with chuncks, or anything!)
Sleep with your socks on at night



You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (Doesn't everyone own a pink shirt?)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(Guilty pleasure)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars (the sound effects annoy me)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (Who doesn't? That is why people actually shower, right?)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.


CONCLUSION: ...oh, god.

Okay, time for my favorite pairings.

Harry Potter:

JamesLily (Because no one would know James was awesome without Lily-how else were we supposed to find out he was sweet?)

DracoHermione (Because Draco rules-after James)



Hitsukarin (Never'll be canon but that's what imaginations are for!)

I think IshidaTatsuki is quite interesting. :D (So sue me)

Full Metal Alchemist:

Royai (I'm still not sure how they got this name but Riza has Roy whipped)

EdWin (Because Ed is cute when he's jealous)

Percy Jackson and The Olympians:


SilenaBeckendorf (Or whatever the pairing name for this is...)

Pairings that I just cannot work with, no matter what:

Hitsuhina (She doesn't deserve him. Enough said.)

Ichihime (I really don't see the chemistry. All I sense is a bit of stalkerism and violation of privacy on Inoue's part for the almost stolen kiss and genuine friendship from Ichigo.)

KatAang (...NO.)

I'll just throw in a little tidbit here:

WARNING:I am not a regular author. I do not write or update or whatever weekly. I write when i get sparks of imagination and that's like...twice a year so don't expect me to post until year. yes, next year.

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Rapture by ichilover3 reviews
Their relationship had never been defined. Labels were never for them, anyway. Hitsukarin, Ichiruki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,053 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 4/15/2009 - [T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.] [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Post Its and Tulips by koa-chan reviews
January 14 - her birthday. She finds her house devoid of her husband and the kids - and she finds tulips and post-its all over the place. / belated birthday fic for Rukia - futurefic. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Oh Baby! by ichilover3 reviews
While fighting a Hollow, Ichigo and Rukia find a baby that looks strangely like-them? How will they handle being suddenly thrust into parenthood? Ichiruki, implied Hitsukarin. R&R, pretty please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
A Guide To Original Characters by dnrl reviews
A quick look at the creation of good, solid, OCs. Includes tips on how to avoid Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Information about self-inserts and what exactly is wrong with them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Everyone's Eyes by TaintedMoonlight reviews
They could deny it all they wanted to. They could refuse to admit it to anyone. They could do anything they wanted to...Except maybe hide the truth from everyone else. When you love someone, you know. When you're IN LOVE with someone, everyone else knows.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Signs of Attraction by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Everyone knows Nara Shikamaru is a genius, they've just never be able to discover the extent of his intelligence. Who would've thought he would know something like this?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 470 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Hickeys reviews
So, Toshirou is a sly one... -a collection of shorts-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Breaking and Telling reviews
Sirius really does have a short temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Before Anyone Else reviews
Kiba had known about Temari and Shikamaru before anyone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete