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Joined 01-20-08, id: 1479662, Profile Updated: 06-23-12
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...just the plots of my stories...

ASHLEY SAYS...

age: 21
favorite color: red
favorite pairing: a tie between kakasaku and sasusaku
dream for the future: become a japanese translator

I'd just like to say that I am very thankful to anybody who reads and reviews my work, so...feel free to review as much as you would like and criticize as you wish...


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In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o79: Today, I went on my first date with my longtime crush. When I kissed his cheek, my face tingled. I thought it was from giddiness. Instead, it was me having an allergic reaction to his cologne. My face now looks like a baboon's behind. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 254,180 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Miss Independent by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Tsunade once told me that striving to be the best, to be acknowledged, to be renowned, also had a series of disadvantages. But I would have never thought that one of them would send me to Otokagure, serving under the man that once left me on a bench, in the middle of the night, after breaking my heart and killing what was left of my spirit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,196 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Secret by K and Jazz reviews
Ino wasn't going to find out about Sakura and Sasuke hooking up behind her back. But with a project that requires them and the rest of the gang to move in together, there's a chance it could happen. Too bad Sasuke and Sakura aren't gonna let it happen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,875 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the perfect start to the finish line by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
BURN by Tribeca reviews
They had given in to the pretense of their verbal sparring and now found themselves in his bed. Fluff warning. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Seductive Illusion by K and Jazz reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are both put under a genjutsu that's too good to be true. Who ever knew a jutsu that involved sex could bring two people together? But when Naruto finds out and feelings aren't forgotten, things get tricky.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,392 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
PIN ME TO THE FLOOR by Tribeca reviews
A "deleted scene" from The Re-Entry Minimization (episode 4 of season 6). This is a no-brainer…it's what happens later that night after Penny pins Sheldon to the floor. This time there is no one around to stop them. *Complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Awful Daring by the general girl reviews
She doesn't see that all along, what he wanted was her. Her, not a perfect wife. Just Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Close Proximity by Woman-of-the-night reviews
Derek gives Allison a ride from Lydia's party and things take an unexpected turn. The story of why Allison's jacket was left behind in Derek's car.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Derek H., Allison A. - Complete
Too by AppleL0V3R reviews
Collection. 2. Are You Serious - Then Smirk: It was moments like these he realized that he'd paved his own road to hell. And he hadn't even done it with good intentions. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Necessity by WednesdaySnow reviews
SasuSaku It isn't lust, but neither is it love. Perhaps it's their form of friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of War by lastyearsthing reviews
Entry for the LJ Kakasaku AU contest. Sakura gets stuck following her teacher after a bet with her friends. But his mysterious life is nothing she ever expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A New Kind Of High by Dark Promise reviews
"Just now, I killed one of the leafs upper echelon, Danzo, it was a high like I've never felt." Sakura is about to teach him about more than one kind of high. SasuSaku. A romantic comedy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Taken By The Devil by Dark Promise reviews
Slight AU in this story. Sorta follows timeline in Naruto. SasuSaku. Dark fic, read at your own risk. Includes strong sexual themes, inner demons, and overcoming all obstacles to be with the one you love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just a Feeling by PockyPhoto reviews
They fooled each other with unspoken words until the day the walls crumbled piece by piece. Kakashi/Sakura oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Wisdom, Justice, And Love by Dark Promise reviews
SasuSaku. Centered around the aftermath of the fourth war. Sakuracentric. Do you love someone? Yes. Will you marry him? No. Why? It's... complicated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Self Sabotage by PockyPhoto reviews
He found out the hard way, by ruining himself first. And her boyfriends. Kakashi/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Marriage of Summer and Winter by Alory Shannon reviews
Set post-series. Sasuke has returned to Konoha. He's gotten his revenge; now he's got to rebuild his clan. Choosing her as his wife is political, but Hinata understands...perhaps more than he realises.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Retreating Haze by Ori reviews
He would marry her, but in turn, in some sort of twisted secret compromise, something like self punishment, he would abandon his original intentions. He would not use her, he would not even touch her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Night Visitor by MangaAnimeLover reviews
Sakura had always been the one chasing Sasuke, but when he left and years passed by, her longing for him faded. Now, years after their depart, Sasuke finds a need for her and seeks her to satisfy this deep hunger. SASUKE X SAKURA * LEMON * COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scar Tissue by CharLots reviews
After a terrible battle in which Sasuke saves Naruto's life, the two are brought back to Konoha, barely alive. But even as their bodies heal, they find out there are some wounds no amount of chakra can mend. A/U SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,749 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the long and winding road by ohwhatsherface reviews
The path of revenge, she realizes, is lonely indeed. But sacrifices need to be made.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Craved by xoLiquidVamp reviews
// SASUSAKU // When you desire for something, lust for something, crave for something, it's hard to deny what is needed from you. No matter how much you fight, you'll still cave in. Mature content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,537 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4520 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Changes by runwitskizzers reviews
God denied her the genetic make up necessary to hate her dark haired avenger or deny his shackles. She would have taught him happiness. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lullaby by Demented Me reviews
//SasuSaku// She let him into her bed sometimes. When it was late and he was restless. She let him take comfort in her. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Magnetism by twilightdazzle reviews
No," she snarled. "If you're going to leave again, then I want you to be man enough to say goodbye to my face." In which Sakura is stubborn and Sasuke is conflicted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Magical Kingdom by Jingyi reviews
When the Magical Kingdom is decimated in a war, its young princess and only survivor Haruno Sakura is taken hostage by second prince Uchiha Sasuke and brought back to the War Kingdom where she becomes their prisoner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,278 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kiss Me Hard, Kill Me Softly by Jav-chan reviews
His soft kisses kill her a little bit each time. The tenderness is a physical ache she can’t escape. He is her addiction and she doesn’t want to let go. Dark. Lemon. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Encounter by AngeLhearteD reviews
For BlueGreenApples. A chance encounter or the workings of fate? Sakura ventures into the forest in search of Naruto but instead stumbles upon /him/; her long lost team-mate, her childhood crush, her first love - the treacherous Uchiha Sasuke. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,193 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Keep It Clean by grandlarseny reviews
Team 7 goes undercover for a mission, but Sasuke struggles to maintain professionalism when Sakura looks like...THAT. Sexyfuntimes with SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Before Morning by CharLots reviews
Most nights, she left her door open for him. Other times, she locked it, and Sasuke almost liked it better that way. * My entry for the SasuSaku FC fanfiction contest at NF. One-shot. *
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dreams by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “Come with me, Sakura.” His words were so soothing, his touches so intimate, his kisses so real. Or, maybe, she just wanted them to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,386 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Thousand Years by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
On the brink of death, Haruno Sakura witnesses miracle in the person of a lonely vampire named Uchiha Sasuke. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conviction by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Convictions are what guide a ninja. But with assassinations, misplaced goals, and the threat of Akatsuki to occupy his time, even Naruto can lose his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,201 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fear In Your Eyes by Miaxox reviews
Despite the pain and abuse, she couldn't say no to that proposal. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sometimes by Jenneke88 reviews
Sometimes he thinks she does it on purpose. Those sexy little outfits. Giving him glimpses of her panties. Sometimes. KakaSaku, slightly AU, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Produce an Heir by Ryn729 reviews
I have to what?" "Sakura you have been assigned the duty of assisting Uchiha Sasuke in the restoration of his clan." What will happen to the pink haired kunoichi when she is given a duty that goes against her heart? SasuSakuKaka. Vote for winner!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sakura H.
Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Flirt by Ryn729 reviews
She smiled flirtatiously at the man next to her. The next thing she knew he was being flung across the room. Is Kakashi just being protective or is there another motive behind the way hes been acting? small SakuraxOCC/ main SakuraxKakashi Lemons and fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,458 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Dissolutionated Return by bacatlover reviews
Oneshot. SasuSaku. With lady luck all but gone for Sakura, how will she deal with the one and only Uchiha in her sights?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Run Away With Me, My Blossom by xXAsuka-chanXx reviews
He's a traitor and a murderer, but I can't help loving him. And I think he loves me too, because he always comes back. But something's wrong this time. He-looks angry... "I won't return again, Sakura. It's me, or them." Songfic. Ocean Avenue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fruitful Tragedies by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "Salmonella-Poisoned-Tomatoes". Sasuke's three most feared words. But not as terrible as "No-Tomatoes-Sold". What ever shall Sasuke do? I'm sure Sakura can help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Desire by Yourreader reviews
Sakura harasses Sasuke in the auditorium.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,627 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bow Down by Massu Chan reviews
-sasusaku oneshot- What's wrong with Sasuke! He bowed to Sakura every day!Hey, Uchiha Sasuke never bow to anyone!And what's Kakashi's IchaIcha book's connection with it! -Please read and review ne-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Valentines Day Bet by EmeriCherryblossom reviews
Sakura's best friend Ino keeps insisting she gets a boyfriend and it seems Sasuke's having the same problem from Naruto. What happens when Sakura makes a bet to kiss the next guy she see's, and what does Sasuke have to do with this? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Offering by Salome Sensei reviews
More Sesshomaru/adult Rin. Stand alone/one shot. Rin at 21 reflects on Sesshomaru's meaning in her life through reading haiku she has written him since age 9. A little romantic mood piece. Truly T rated--believe it or not!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Mokomoko Touch by Salome Sensei reviews
Why does Sesshomaru keep his now-adult mate Rin from touching the fur at his shoulder? This story unravels the mystery of the mokomoko in romantic, lemony fashion. Stand-alone story, but also fits within my Sesshomaru/Rin story arc.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Lost Cherub by ShinobiOfTheDarkness reviews
Sakura stared at the still figure that stood, frozen in time, a mere few feet away from her, covered in shadows. It had finally happen. After several long years he had returned, had come back, back to her... [SasuSaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi's Cheesy Pick Up Lines by itachi-is-mine reviews
Sasuke was stumbling across his attick and finds a book of pick up lines. what does he do? he tries them on Sakura of course! WARNING: Sexual terms in here.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Scarecrow by Felix02 reviews
Hatake Kakashi was no longer. The man before her was only a scarecrow of that man she had known so long ago and he terrified her beyond all expectations. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,552 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The swinging of Seduction by WolfOfFlames reviews
SasuSaku Seduction, lust, moans, groans, ecstacy, and pleasure. What more could you ask for in a lemon? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mending Agony by Z o d i a c 2 2 3 reviews
[Pairning SasuSaku] Just another pure fun lemon. May edit and put into a chapter fanfic later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Tattered Flak Jacket by H. Cow reviews
It's her 18th birthday, and Sakura is determined to finally beat Kakashi in a spar. Oneshot Kakasaku, graphic lemon. New: Revised to flow better.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cost of Hate by Miss Kagura reviews
Sesshomaru reflects on the things in life he has lost because of his hatred. Implied Sess/Rin Oneshot!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
It's Not About That by Alory Shannon reviews
Sometimes dreams are best left unfulfilled. [Oneshot drabble. SasuSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meaningless Kiss by PockyPhoto reviews
SasuSaku oneshot. Sasuke and Sakura get a twoman mission to help at a bakery, but it turns into something else when the baker makes a move on Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take Back My Heart by Goldberry reviews
Tomorrow, when I'm gone, I'll want my heart back. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretender by Lyraelin reviews
[SasuSaku] When he slips between her sheets, she pretends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What You Save Is What You Lose Out In The End by H. S. Hines reviews
Sesshomaru is wounded and Rin tries to protect him. Is it too late? Oneshot, complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Expected Outcome by Calendar reviews
Occasionally on long missions, Team 7 gets to sleep indoors. Unfortunately for Team 7, they usually have to share a room.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Sasuke's Bed Sheets by viviannnnn reviews
Naruto and Kakashi betting bra sizes? A drunken Sakura and a perverted Sasuke? Can it get any worse? Cowritten with Cuito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Thursday by Goldberry reviews
On Thursday, Sasuke realized he loved her. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/10/2005
Distractions by MindLezz reviews
Let's pretend Naruto failed to bring Sasuke back. Six years later Sasuke encounters his old commrades... and a certain pink haired shinobi in his hot spring. [sasusaku, one-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
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While You Were Out reviews
Sasusaku drabbles and oneshots of varying length. Mostly rated M. Lemons. please read and review. sakura X sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,621 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Natural Born Killers reviews
After escaping from Konoha's Hospital for the mentally deranged, Sasuke kidnaps Sakura to use her as a necessary hostage. But when Sakura finds herself willingly aiding him in his murders, she can't help but wonder if insanity is contagious. Especially when she finds herself lusting after the very man who ruined her. Rated M: SasukexSakura. lemons and shenanigans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 130,876 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Monogamist reviews
I wouldn't call myself a monogamist, nor a philanderer. Though three of my subordinates would call me a sarcastic old pervert who reads porn novels all day . I just didn't plan on waking up to my student in my bed...kakasaku, rated M...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,899 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
This Is For The Outcasts reviews
After catching fire to her old house, setting out on a morbid adventure for a new home, and accidentally witnessing a raven-haired young man "doing the dirty" with her shop keeper, Sakura finds herself continually bumping into him in the strangest of places. And the fact that he seems keen on ruining her reputation does not help at all. RATED M for lemons, language, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Makeshift for Love reviews
He fit his well-fitted jeans back onto his body. "What will you do? Tell her you love her? Kiss her goodbye?" This was only supposed to be a one time thing. A mistake...kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Playground Fortunes reviews
When we were kids, team seven would lurk in the playgrounds until dusk. But now we're older...we can do more than play... Kakasaku. possible a oneshot, depending on what reviews say...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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