LadyxAbsinthe
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Joined 01-20-08, id: 1479739, Profile Updated: 02-01-13
Author has written 1 story for Bleach.

Anyway I'm LadyxAbsinthe but ya all can call me Lady or Absinthe, I adore Tokyo Mew Mew, FullMetal Alchemist, Inuyasha and many many other anime/manga. I always enjoy learning something new or trying something new and that is totally different from other things people do.

I'm generally a nice person, or so I like to think, but then in that case it would all be a lie cuz I'm usually half way wrong about somethings.

But yeah in my deck of cards, meaning me and my friends as cards actually, I'm the bitch/Jocker card Andy is the King of Stupid while Buttonz is the Queen of stupid and Shelby is the Tease (I forgot which card that would be) Kayce the Dumb Ass/Brave Or Really Stupid Black Jack. But anyways I like to believe that there is always a little bit of good in everyone even if they don't really show it to anyone. And I also believe that your fate isn't automaticly choosen for you, it's the choices you make in your life that the Fates throw in your face that make up your destiny (in your FACE Neji!). And I will beat the crap monkeys out of anyone that says "Well some times you really don't have a choice" idiot! There is always a choice you just don't want to make it cuz you're a wussy!! Now that I'm done with that bit of ranting moving on! And as you've most likely guessed by now I'm very random when I'm on a sugar high, which I'm on right now and it's all thanks to my wounderful Mountain Dew! Lol wouuuuuundeeeeeeeeerrrfullllll XD that is an inside joke for me and my friend Shelby.

Alright for all my readers who are wondering what the hell is wrong with me this time I'd just like to let you all know that it is completely and totally my MOM'S fault I haven't updated in forever, she got a new computer which left me with her old computer (or laptop but whatever) and she just NOW got around to fixing the stupid wireless connection for it. So now I'll be able to up date soon!

Here is a link to a pic that I edited for Little Moon for my Heart's Call story:

Story Updates

How Cliche!: Is now being reposted.

Big Girls Don't Cry Over Stupid Boys: CANCLED

Girl From Another World: CANCLED

Okay I know this is annoying when people post stupid shit like this on their profile but it's just too good NOT to share! XDD

THINGS MOTHER'S SHOULD ALWAYS TEACH THEIR CHILDREN!

1. My childhood: My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My favorite: My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25.My mother's favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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In Wonderland by CaitSithis reviews
This is another AU for Dragon Age fic Borrowed Time (permission given by CthuLuna). It would be most unwise having sex with demons in the Fade, so she decides to do so here instead of the actual story. Oh! And I include an Elder Scrolls reference. See if you can find it ;) It's pretty obvious to those who have played it.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2014 - OC, Cailan T., Duncan, Calpernia - Complete
Down by the River by CaitSithis reviews
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Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [OC, Duncan]
How Cliche! reviews
Io Flannigan a tough-as-nails chick enters the Gotie 13 top of her class with fists flying, catching the attention of her superiors and the eye of a certain battle happy Captain!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - K. Zaraki