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Joined 01-20-08, id: 1479774, Profile Updated: 07-23-14
Author has written 15 stories for Bones, Supernatural, Alice, 2009, Primeval, and Inception.

i am a sarcastic, feminist, insomniac, escapist goofball and i can't get enough of funny, fluffy smut. romance, angst and drama are good too. okay, basically, if it's written well, i'm game. the current obses-... sorry, fandoms include the new doctor who, shameless, and glee (primarily klaine).

these days i am busy like crazy (damn that double-edged sword of gainful employ!) and have little time/attention to devote to writing. i would have loved to finish those long bones/spn fics i've started, but i've quit those shows, and that pretty effectively kills interest. i do know how i intended them to end, so if you really want to know, PM me and i'll tell you in a couple uneventful sentences. :)

i don't believe in capital letters as a rule (did you know that using the shift key just three times a day will steal 15 years of your life by age 70? TRUFAX), but i go back through and throw them in my stories to toe the orthographic line. i may occasionally post them au naturale.

i'm a fan of realism for the most part, so i strive to keep my characters in character as much as possible. except for in the impatiently indulgent fics, like my first one. that one really smutty one.

i have a number of drabbles, shorter scenes, and many icons that live over on my livejournal page (frankly those shorter works happen more often), but most multichap works will be posted here as well since ffn is set up better for that kind of thing.

oh, and re: disclaimers... does anyone actually think that anyone on this site owns the (canon) characters they're writing about? it is called FAN fiction after all, so i don't intend to include disclaimers anymore on my individual stories. i don't write professionally. let's just leave it at that.

my avatar is from an image by bella_sol over on livejournal. some great stuff over there. check it out.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
talking body by killians-dimples reviews
Guitar player Killian Jones has been in love with media agent Emma Swan for far too long. When he comes back to his bus post-concert, she is sitting on the couch, her own bunk being used as temporary storage.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,823 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 4/24
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 5,494 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hey, Show Me by killians-dimples reviews
Collection of Captain Swan drabbles and one-shots written during season four.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,477 - Reviews: 4362 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 4,488 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7730 - Favs: 8,184 - Follows: 7,710 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The End Has Only Begun by aisforaims reviews
A wish on a blue star, an unexpected arrival, and the beginning of a journey that would save a whole kingdom. AU. Killian is Emma's boyfriend in Boston at the start of the series. [on hiatus]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Whipped by killians-dimples reviews
In which Hook and Robin are rightly afraid of their women. Captain Swan/Outlaw Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Robin Hood, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Promises Broken by GleekMom reviews
Fill - Glee Angst Meme: Blaine is removed from his home after serious allegations of abuse are reported to child protective services. How will Blaine survive life in foster care and a group home? But more importantly, will Kurt and his friends at McKinley continue to embrace him or will he lose everything forever?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,061 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Hero by ckofshadows reviews
They say a man's greatest hero is his father. For much of my life, I would have said that was true. Up until I met Burt Hummel, that is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Women Are From Earth, Men Are From Wonderland by Sar-kaz-m reviews
A common 'couple' issue arises between Alice and Hatter, and Alice finally internalizes a very important fact. Rating for frank discussion of reproduction.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Exercise in Self Restraint by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
B&B are in an established relationship and Brennan has a naughty proposal for Booth which involves tons of frustration. Like any of my stories, I try to keep BB in character even as they are doing very dirty things together. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,266 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Of Tea And Chess by Skye10 reviews
A Tea Party, Addictions, a Chess Game in the extreme and the value of trust. Alice & Hatter's return to Wonderland shows them that maybe there is no such thing as coincidence.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 245,869 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Don't You Forget About Me by Sar-kaz-m reviews
Hatter follows Alice through the Looking Glass -- but something goes wrong.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Let's Play by SSJL reviews
I'm the first to admit that in sexual situations, I have indulged in role-playing. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,991 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The M Rated Magpie's Nest by blc reviews
M-Rated smutty or violent one-shot bits and pieces from around the Bones universe. Bones is the prop'y of Fox & producers. Plotlines are mine. "Newton's First Law of Motion," a post-Mayhem "making love" fic now up.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,013 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008
Between Sleep and Awake by MilkMamaReturns reviews
A bizarre series of flashbacks brings Brennan back to the week before, reliving what could be fantasy or reality. What is truly tangible when you are between sleep and awake? WARNING: Includes graphic descriptions, sex, language, etc. RATING CHANGED TO M.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,751 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Broken Beyond Repair by Nothing But Bones reviews
Brennan is barely holding it together after a traumatic encounter with a serial killer; torn between allowing Booth to shoulder some of the burden and shutting him out completely. Will Booth's heartfelt confession make or break them? My first fanfic.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,832 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Scared Stiff by 5SteamboatsShippingCo reviews
The first story from the combined efforts of Jamie and Mia. Booth and Brennan attempt to spend the night in a haunted house to one-up the other. Maybe fear isn't the only emotion they'll end up feeling...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Perfect by alyseci5 reviews
It’s Connor’s birthday today, and Abby’s been planning it for weeks. Abby/Connor
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Intoxicated by kinseyjo reviews
Never again would Seeley Booth accuse Temperance Brennan of not understanding the concept of getting drunk.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Talk to Me by SSJL reviews
All he wanted was a moment of honesty from her. All she wanted was to be able to give him this. Some BB lovin' to brighten your day. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,273 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
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Must be a Death Wish reviews
Takes place during the film. Arthur has a tea party with his inner fatalist. Rated T for language, because, inside his head, Arthur swears like a sailor.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Not Alright reviews
For the first time, Abby could understand how Helen could have gone as mad as she had. Living in the past was a challenge, but coming back was a million years away from simple. Oneshot.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
HATTER HEARTS NY reviews
Hatter takes off his hat and wrings it in frustration. Truly wrings his hat, then plops it back on his head. "I can't believe you just asked me that."
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Falling Hard reviews
She supposed it was too much to ask that they escape from the casino unscathed, and Hatter had been in a very vulnerable position on the flamingo when they crashed. The T rating might be overstating it, but there's a little suggestiveness.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Welcome to the Jungle reviews
"You're incorrigible, Hatter." "Hey, you hassled my tea shop employees too!"
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Prince Al reviews
Booth has a piercing that Brennan never expected. This oneshot ficlet isn't particularly racy, but I'm rating it M for the kink.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Monster in Limbo reviews
A mass grave is discovered near Albuquerque and the squint squad is assigned the case. One set of remains triggers confusion just as a pair of strangers arrive with their own investigation. They'll find that dust isn't be the only thing being stirred up.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009
So Far reviews
Booth and Brennan experience a little deja vu. Be warned: this angsty oneshot is based on spoiler speculation. You know, those S5 spoilers about that old thing, and the people with the thing.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Cuffs Aren't So Bad reviews
A series of kinky B&B oneshots. Chapter 3 is called "Don't Say a Word." It's so much fun to do things when and where you shouldn't, isn't it?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Why, Zack? reviews
Emotion is a difficult thing to quantify. Zack, now in a psychiatric facility, reflects back on the events of his life that brought him to this point. R&R please. Chapter 7 - Any Other Day.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Zach A.
Feels Like Home reviews
When B&B are poisoned, they must find the person responsible before another attempt is made. Mystery, fluff, drama, smut, and romance abound! Now complete!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,503 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Cheated reviews
My own short little take on the end of Wannabe in the Weeds from Booth's POV. Oneshot.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/17/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Deja Wu's reviews
This is my take on a tag scene for the episode "Verdict in the Story."
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
we give them names reviews
a short hurt/comfort fic that is more hurt than comfort. definitely not happy, but honest i hope.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
If We Didn't Have The Line reviews
Who can resist dirty talk in public places? Oneshot... in three, no four... four parts! BB. Complete!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete