Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, iCarly, Chronicles of Narnia, Inkheart, Coraline, City of Ember, and Maximum Ride.
Hi hi! I'm Alex aka Jinx aka Xandra!
I wear my flashdrive on a chain around my neck. Do you?
Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever wanted a bird-boy as a boyfriend.
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy onto pro if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?"
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you(Chairs, electric fences, apples, ect.), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this onto your profile. (shes my best friend!)
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know almost nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil...and I wouldn't have him any other way.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Friend: Will giva me an umbrella in the rain.
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
"In Israel we have a saying: 'Zevel ze zevel'." (Gets funny looks) "'Crap is crap'." - Ziva, NCIS, season 3, episode 6 (truest thing I've ever heard on TV.)
Quotes from my crazies- er...I mean friends
"Wait...what?" - Mickey...and since he said it, everyone else.
"Do windmills collect solar power?" - Telea
"Bitch, I cut you!" - me
"I don't have problems, I have caffeine!" - Geda
"What are you smoking, and why'd you smoke it with out me?" - me
"SPARKS! Mine!!" - Mickey, jumping for sparks @ a campfire
SAMI-ISMS (Sami is my best friend, and I think we might be related. She's smart, but she says a lot of stupid stuff...this is some of 'em...some just aren't as funny in text.)
(after stepping on my laptop power cord) "I unplugged'ed'ed it."
"I have A.D- COWS!!"
"Twinkl- there's no stars..."
"My pillow smells like peanut butter."
"Unh" (licks air)
"How do you spell 'hi'?"
"Anyway, I was thi- llama."
"Nerd! Lol, jk, ily. Lol. I'm high."
"Your hair smells like cocaine." (now, apparently, it smells like Mac and Cheese. My mom says it smells like meth.)
"Squiiiishy..." (while poking her boob)
"Rawr. Imma pig."
"I like pigs. Do you like pigs? Pigs are cute. Pigs go 'oink'."
"I taste good."
"Do you taste good?"
(@ 2:40 am) "I wanna climb a tree."
(While chewing on ice) "This is cold."
(after turning around) "Didn't we just go past that?"
"Why is the air conditioner on? It's not even cold outside."
(looking for her glue-on vampire fang) "Ah! Where'd my tooth go!?"
(after going to get her bag) "I stepped in a hole in your yard."
(after knocking the cap off my flashdrive) "I broked'ed'ed'ed it off."
"Oh! There's a seat!"
(walking around college campus) "We should jack that boat."
"I'm gonna go press the pretty buttons."
"There's just a men's room."
"Arf, arf. Imma goat."
(drink 3" from hand) "Where's my water!?"
"Ta da!" (falls)
"We're by the big miniature."
(After having some random dude yell hi) "That looked like my cousin's brother."
"My face hurts."
"I'm gonna tastes Ryley."
(talking on the phone with me) "I really want waffles right now."
"Moo. Imma lion."
(looking right at sushi plate) "I wonder if they have sushi here..."
(clutching her knee) "Ah! My face!"
(holdin my slider phone) "Slide-y."
(looking at Sami-isms) "God, I'm blonde."
"Ow me tummy."
"Oh! The light glows in the dark!"
"I got a bra with frogs on it!!"
(looking at something at the Dollar Tree) "I wonder how much this is..."
(excitedly) "OMIGOSH ALEXA!"
"I tried to pet a purdy bush through a closed car window..."
(middle of the night in a tent) "No! The dog dropped the duct tape!"
"I stabbed my thumb with a giant safety pin."
(me, yelling in ear) "FAIL!"
(On the phone with me) "I'm playing with a Tech Deck."
Okay, so you know there are going to be more later...I'll put them up as she says them.
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