Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Star Wars, and Glee.
I'm LilyMarieEvansPotter, but you can call me Jordy. I'm irish and that's all I'm saying for now XD Anyways, I'm really random, and I have somewhat of an obsessive/addictive personality. In a good way though. I'm a total computer geek. I am in love with Mark Salling, I don't care if he is ten years my superior, I am going to marry him and have his babies . I have a habit of changing obsession as time goes on.
I love reading, writing and music. What can I say? That basically sums up my life. So have a great day and I hope you enjoy anything of mine you decide to read :)
I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.
Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
He can't be insane, I've never seen him at the meetings...
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out by itself.
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic.
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.
I Know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Tribute to the legend Billy Connolly:
"The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started."
“It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.”
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
“What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?”
"Roses are red,
"I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home."
"I'm the only guy I know to have died in a Muppets Movie."
"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"
"My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo. "
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
Fang = 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott!
If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to bird kids and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread chapter 18 of Maximum Ride: Saving the World and other extreme sports over six times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!
They told us they weren't OK. They told us vampires would never hurt us. They want us to say our Famous Last Words and join The Black Parade. They said the mirror wasn't big enough for the both of them. They cried for the ghost of us. They introduced us to Helena. They don't love us like they did yesterday. Put this on your profile if you love My Chemical Romance!
Tyler/ME! xD ((oc))
Phantom of the Opera:
Okay so that is all the of my favourite shippings for my fave things that I can think off right now, but if I remember any more I'll add them, oh and of course if you have any stories you think I might be interested in reading, drop me a line and I'll make sure to read them.