Lila Caffee
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Joined 01-20-08, id: 1480008, Profile Updated: 03-16-10
Author has written 19 stories for Summerland, Wrestling, The Santa Clause, Misc. Movies, Numb3rs, Death Note, Batman, Twilight, Phantom of the Opera, Criminal Minds, Total Drama series, Godzilla, and Love Never Dies.

Yeah, so I had an awesome Christmas/New Years. Phantom Ornament and Nutcracker and went to a KBB fight for New Years!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM BEING PHANTOM FOR HALLOWEEN!

So! Latin Band Class is ending, but the quotes will keep coming. I'm doing the school play, so lots of quotes from the play and Mr. O!

I HAVE NEW QUOTES! I'm adding a new section for 8th grade quotes. And... Nat has started giving me book recommendations, Sem is still a drama queen (I'm in a lot of her classes), Mari loves Gir (yes, Invader Zim), Laelia still loves Spock but it's in the stablization stage, Vina is still smart and the sensible one, and Taz is the new girl (didn't see her today...)

I have school now, so don't expect and updates to be quick. But, school means inspiration which means lots of FF fun! And my Latin Class is in the bandroom! W00T! I have a new friend and maybe she'll appear in my stories soon. Phantom's running through my head, and who knows what obsessions await me in the year to come. Wish me luck!

ATTENTION READERS! I HAVE MADE A DECISION! ALL STORIES THAT I AM NOT WORKING ON AT THE MOMENT ARE UP FOR GRABS! MESSAGE ME FIRST PLEASE. If you give me the next chapter, I'll post an authors note saying you now are writing it. BUT, Intern and all POTO stories are not up for grabs. And Callie de Meiko has shown an interest in Misfits. I have no idea what stories I'm giving up, but if people really want me to continue any, PM me, K?

I AM ON TEAM CARLISLE!(can you blame me? He's AWESOME!)

Me and my friends are characters in Death Note. Apparently, I'm Matt. The shortest lived character with the most fangirls. Cool. (P.S. Yagami spelled backwards explains A LOT.) My friend is the girl form of L. Without the Sherlock Homes deduction skills.

Name: Lila Caffee.

Age: Old enough. Or am I?

Likes: Watching Movies, Reading, Acting, Writing, Hanging Out with Friends, E-mailing, Surfing the net, Watching Youtube, Listening to music, Sweet food (Including Fruit), Chocolate, Dancing, Singing, Critizing Stars, Making Movies, Kaiju Big Battel (It’s awesome!), being in plays, costume design, set design, screw stuff up, being right, photoshop, photograms, Gerard Butler, Phantom Of The Opera

Dislikes, HATES, or Fears: Clowns, Maniacs (Well, Duh!), Being made fun of, Not understanding things, Bullies (Including one WP), My annoying older brother Gerro (It’s what he calls himself), Dentists

Family: Mom, Dad, Sister (I’ll call her DQ), Gerro

Future Job: Actress, Director, Author, Hobo (JK)

Fav. pick-up line: HELLO NURSE! (Any will work, actually)

Friends: Lawliet Awesomeness (Has FF account), Mari, Callie de Mekio (Has FF account), Vina, EijiNya (has FF), Taz

Fav. Plays: Phantom of the Opera, Rent, anything really...

Fav. Books: HP, Spy X, Regarding Series, Thief Lord, Narnia, Dear Dumb Diary, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Tale of Desperaux, Clique, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, Twilight

Fav. Movies/T.V. Shows: Thief Lord, Newsies, HP, Chronicles of Narnia, Bye Bye Birdie, Rent, Akeelah and the Bee, A Goofy Movie (I like the music), Summerland, iCarly, Saddle Club, Hairspray, Naked Brothers Band, Zoey 101, Invader Zim (Gir!), Santa Clause (BERNARD :D), Addams Family (Values), Twilight (EDWARD!)

Fav. Anime: Ouran Host Club, Inuyasha, Beet, Pokemon, Negima, Case Closed

COPY AND PASTE SECTION!!

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (And she's my best friend!) If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (And she's my best friend!)

(I put this twice because I have met 2!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Cold_Ember, SMARTALIENQT, LilaCaffee

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it: copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it: copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects: copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him achieve world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own hulking feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a witch

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm PREP, so I MUST be a snob

I wear a lot of BLACK, so I MUST be Goth.

I am a GUY and I DANCE and/or CHORUS so I MUST be gay.

I am a FOOTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be stupid.

I am SMART, so I MUST be a geek.

I DON’T shop at Abercrombie, so I MUST be poor.

I WEAR jeans, so I MUST be a slacker.

I'm FROM the south, so I MUST be racist.

I DON'T like HSM or Camp Rock, so I MUST be stupid or weird.

I'm in DRAMA CLUB, so I MUST be dramatic every second.

I'm in STAGE CREW, so I MUST not be a good actor.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, LilaCaffee

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, SMARTALIENQT, LilaCaffee

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, and SMARTALIENQT, LilaCaffee

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can sing along with classical music that has no actual words, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I am a feminist and proud of it. Women who want to be equal to men have no ambition. If you agree with at least one of these sentences, copy and paste this into your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl who can't hang with her friends because people will think she's gay and make fun of her.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Although I am not homosexual or bisexual, I support their rights and believe that they have as much right to freedoms in this country and all others as any heterosexual people.

Girls

Are like

Apples on trees.

The best ones are

At the top of the tree. The

Boys don’t want to reach

For the good ones because they

Are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

From the ground that aren't as good,

But easy. So the apples at the top think

Something is wrong with them, when in

Reality, they're amazing. They just

Have to wait for the right boy to

Come along, the one who's

Brave enough to

Climb all

The way

To the top

Of the tree.

THE KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. IT IS OFFICIAL: HARRY POTTER, BRIGHT LIGHT IN OUR DARK DAYS, IS DONE. ALL FICS ARE NOW AU, AND I AM SAD. IF YOU ARE SUFFERING HPWS (HARRY POTTER WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME), COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if...
you remember watching
Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..."
You remember
Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading
Goosebumps.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not.
When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack.
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to
America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching
The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those
Where's Waldo? books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters.
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs."
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word... Trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of
Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears.
Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original Walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ...enough said.
You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before
Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot.
When light-up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 95 cents a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your profile if you remember these days (at least ten)...

If you actually just read all that, copy and paste this into your profile.

PLAY PRACTICE QUOTES!

"Phantom's a boy?" - Jacob (WOW JACOB YOU NOOB!)

(Cosplaying)

Me: I like the strawberry ones best.
Sem: I don't.
Me: Did I ask for your opinion?
Sem: Did I ask you to seduce me? Did I ask you to kidnap me? Did I ask you to tutor me? etc.
Me: Did I ask you to keep talking?

"I'll be an emo munchkin" - me

"Think Happy Thoughts."
"Like Present on Christmas"
"Like a snow covered meadow"
"Like Punjab Lasso." - Mr. O, Me and Sam (she calls me Erik HAHA YES!)

"JACK SMASH!" - Clark

"I'm the apparition of the musical! I'm the spirit of the play! I'm the zombie of the middle school!" - Clark, after stealing my Phantom mask

"Hahaha If Jenny's the wasteland, we need a tumbleweed. With should get a 6th grader. Give him a sign."

(these are in the play) "For you my queen, with sword and shield I shall defeat him!"
"With spear and net he will be mine!"
"With a metal ball with spikes on it (My thoughts: you mean a mace?) I shall be victorious!"
(we had five gladiators so we added two more lines, one of which was this) 'With this rusty hammer, I will bust his skull open!"

And Clark and Sammy made these jokes: Sammy: With this rusty screwdriver, I will give him tetnus! Clark: With this bill, I will deny him healthcare!

"Yes... (we all look at him confused) Oh, I just wanted to say yes." - Mr. O

"Can you all go away?" - Mr. O

Mr. O and Mr. Snape start discussing in hushed tones. They realize everyone is quiet and listening in. "Oh, you guys can keep talking." - Mr. O

"The real word is 'homoerotic'." - Me

"Pretend Jason Vorhees is standing right there, okay?" - Me

"Does Jack really have to die?" - Me, on my part

8th Grade School Quotes! (Mostly from Latin-Band Class)

"I broke my shoe!" - Molly

Expecto Patronum = I am waiting for my protector. Why not say it in English?

"What are you writing in that book?

Who's naughty or nice.

Our Latin teacher is SANTA!" - Me and Mr. L (my Latin teacher)

"Did I just hear someone say 'screw you'?" - Mr L. Nope, it was just him.

"Did I say you could get up?

I'm just sharpening my pencil. (Pencil sharpener doesn't work, he tries anyway)

(me) Forgot it doesn't work?

(aside) Nope, I just wanted to get up." -Mr. L, Willie, Me

"Who threw this at my neck?" - Me, after a broken pencil hit my neck

"Actually, it bounced off the binder at him you..." - Enzo

"No more Monday Latin Band Class?

We don't have it usually, idiot. We have Madrigals.

Aww." - Me and Laelia

Mr. L was explaining a game. "Then we make two teams, we could do, uh...

Wendy vs. All!" - Mr. L and Will (not to be confused with willie)

"Lila, stop farting!

You stop farting!

Who said that?

Will!

Excellent!"

- Me, Will, Mr L (he had asked a question at the same time)

"I like your tie.

Thank you. No extra credit for kissing up." - Eric and Mr. L

"Why is wearing a fancy coat... and jeans?" - Laelia

(Math Class) "We're from Kline's class, we're kinda idiots!" - Me, asking for help

(Math Class) "And you know what Trigonometry is? TRIANGLES!

Well, at least no one in that class is a square." -Sem and Me

ANIME CLUB AND FRIENDS QUOTES!

"Oh no, your not going back on your Scipio phase again, are you?" - Sem

"There's four ways of explaining sex:

1. Stand up and explain it throughly.
2. Explain it while stuttering and not looking anyone in the eye.
3. Tell them nothing.
4. Get up and do a pelvic thrust." -Mari

"Let's go brag to Callie that we know what Expecto Patronum means!

(Nat has me in a head lock and Vina is attempting to separate us, which is really making it worse. Mari is just standing there)

I can't right now!!" Laelia and Me

"I'm going to get the tripod...

Tripod as in camera?

No, tripod as in your mom."

Laelia, Nat, Me

"I'm eating Lila right now, try again later." - Nat

"You know what's illogical? Your face." - Me

"Phantom's the 3rd masked guy I've swooned over. WHATS WRONG WITH ME?" - me

"Face the power of COOKIE!!" - Mari

"I am Kira." - Me

"Wait, if Zac Efron is Light, and Light is Kira, and I am Kira, does that mean I am Zac Efron? And if so, a) Is Vanessa Hudgens my girlfriend? Is she gay? b) Is Zac Efron a pedophile because I like guys in my grade? c) And most important... WHAT WILL THIS DO TO THE ECONOMY?!" -Me, after being showed a pic comparing Light and Zac Efron

MOVIE, PLAY AND TV QUOTES

"Never fear, Brooklyn is here!"-Spot Conlon, Newsies

“Shiny?”- Captain Jack Sparrow

“We’re not allowed to do anything without permission from my mother.” –Riccio, The Thief Lord

“Fly like a butterfly, Sting like a bee… FALL LIKE A COUCH!” –Gerro.

“Who’s up for round two?” –Diego, Ice Age

“They say it takes two to tango, well that tango’s child’s play. So take me to the Dance Floor, and we’ll dance the night away!” -Link Larkin

“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon”-Hermione Granger

“Is that Rabbit your speaking? It’s kind of hard to follow.” -Sophia, Fools

“You are a disgrace to your kingdom, phylum, class, species…

In English?

You sir, are an ass.”

-Grasshopper and Centipede, James and the Giant Peach

“You here dat, fellas? I asked Jack how he slept and he said ‘On me back, Mush’!” -Mush, Newsies

"Haven't you people ever heard of braising?"- Bernard, The Santa Clause

"We're gonna need Dry-Erase boards. Lots of Dry-Erase boards." - Charlie Eppes, Numb3rs

"I'll never forget you.

Really?

You're too weird."

-Joel Glicker and Wednesday Addams, Addams Family Values

"What kind of idiot do you think I am?

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know, I know!" - Anamaniacs

MY FAMILY'S QUOTES AND CONVERSATIONS!

My family is so random, I made a section for my familys fun quotes.

"Stop breathing my air!" - Gerro
"Air? You're a zombie why do you need air? (he's convinced he's a zombie)" - Me
"You're right." - Gerro
"Zombies: The more environmentally friendly thing ever. Reducing CO2 emissions everywhere. They don't even need cars." - Me

"Who's gonna buy our videotapes? Blackmarket Barney?" - my dad

We were talking about cinemascope one day in the car, and my dad said it was very thin on a normal screen, so I said if you played Pong you couldn't move your paddle anywhere and he said "Yeah and it would take a month for the other person to get the ball. Bomp Okay, lets get somthin' to eat" - my dad

(during an argument n a made-up language) "FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!" - Gerro

(After having limes on salmon) "I wish we bought a coconut.

Why?

PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT AND SHAKE IT ALL UP!"

My brother and my dad

"It feels like there's a dent in da bottle."

My sis on novicane


Quiz:

Your instincts has its advantages all the time...

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

(at least that's what it said on their profile. i did it and the results were freaky good.)


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Ballroom Blitz" by WaveGroup (Uh... Love the song, and I guess it means that the world is crazy)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
"Send It On" by Disney Friends For Change (AWW! I do want to make a difference)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Never Again" by True Vibe (haha this is in my KBB fic... I guess it's right)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Headstrong" by Trapt (thats how I feel whenever I'm against a guy at school)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"Year 3000" by Jonas Brothers (Before they were famous... and I WILL MAKE A TIME MACHINE!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf & Lil Wayne (BOOYAH! YES!)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Masquerade/Why So Silent" by Original London Phantom Of The Opera Cast (Um... what? I wear a mask? I dis them a lotthis would be true!?)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston (WTF? Um... Awkward...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"I Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" by HSM Cast (Aww! That's so sweet and slightly true)

WHAT IS 2+2?
"Beautiful Soul" by Jesse McCartney (I guess... maybe? Never Mind...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Siamese Cat Song" by B5 (Wha?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Get'cha Head In The Game" by B5 (uh... I don't know...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"You Are The Music In Me (Sharpay Version)" by Ashley Tisdale and Zac Efron (I'll accept that)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" by Nine Days (That is... confusing. I'm straight..."

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Who Is Dr. Cube?" by Regenerated Headpiece (LOLOLOLOLOLROFL NO!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Orphan Skies" by Howard New and The Orphans (Aw! That's so cute!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Sorry" by Jonas Brothers (No comment, as it doesn't answer said question. I love this song though)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
"Dance Of The Bellossom" by Various Artists (Pokemon? No! I love them!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"I Do Not Hook Up" by Kelly Clarkson (Never hooked up, so I wouldn't know ;) My favorite song!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" by Green Day (thats so sad! But I guess we will remember these days fondly :)

DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.
"Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down (I wish! Very cute answer though!)

WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?
"Wonderland" by Angela Via (YESYESYES! I would love that!)

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?
"We Got The Party" by Hannah Montana (No I'm Not!)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Life's What You Make It" by Hannah Montana (What?)

IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?
"Beverly Hills" by Wheezer (being a superstar? YES!)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Dreams" by Alysha (Not Really... Only Nightmares with Chucky shudder)

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Siren Song by Zari Fey reviews
One month after the mysterious events surrounding the so-called "Opera Ghost", a new girl arrives in Paris and joins the chorus. But it soon becomes clear to everyone that she is more than she seems...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,792 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Erik - Complete
Question and Answer with the Thief Gang by skye is the limit reviews
Yup you read it right! It's the Question and Answer fanfic with the Thief Monkeys!....ermm...i mean gang. So click the title and come on in!
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007
When I look at you, I see her by Mickey Caresen reviews
Rebekah is a spitting image of her mother. When the twenty-six year old enters the opera house for the first time since it's remodeling, what will happen with her and a certain opera ghost? Reviews are appreciated, but not necessary.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Venitzia by remyohh reviews
His tall body leaned against the mirror frame that was currently open, exposing a tunnel. Out came a cool draft, spreading over the room like a blanket, he watched as goosebumps erupted over her pale skin. He felt a need stir in him, E/C Future
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009
Love Unmasked by shazeroon25 reviews
A re-working of my 2005 phic Love, The One Thing a Mask Cannot Hide
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010
The Opera Ghost by This.Is.SCRUMPTIOUS reviews
The students of the Viola Studio of Dance were given a surprise; a trip to France and a chance to be choreographed by one of the greatest ballet instructors. They stay in the dorms of an Opera house, and a student is lucky enough to discover its mysteries
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,042 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Shrew by Holmes1887 reviews
Ever wonder what it took to keep the Opera afloat? I mean who took care of the finances, paperwork, and schedules? Sure wasn't the managers, we all know this. Madame Giry was capable, but let's be honest, she had a lot on her plate. Maybe she needed help.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009
Forsake by Group Hugs For Everyone reviews
Night had descended upon them. The reflection of lighted candles danced around the small black gondola.' A deleted scene between Erik and Christine, what did they plan before he scared her with death in Il Muto? Oneshot lovin'.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Here's to the Heroes by SantaFeDreamer reviews
Jack's gone, and the rest of the newsies must fight without their leader, while also keeping their secret from two very curious FBI agents...AU Modern day fic. Please read and review! Casting call closed.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007
Stargirl by ScipiosGirl16 reviews
Capella knows there's a reason for her dreams telling her to come to Venice, but what? She arrives with her little sister, Luna, and they befriend the mysterious Thief Lord. Now she's on a mission to find out why she's there...
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
101 Ways to Get Punjabbed by Erik by Theater Raven reviews
A list of absolute no nos when residing with Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Erik - Complete
When It Rains by Hope Diamonde reviews
When it rains, it pours in my world. And all my sunny days are accompanied by a bunch of clouds. That’s just the way things are in my life. I’ve learned to deal with it.(modern day fic. girl-sad, newsies-help! yay!)
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
Newspaper Camoflauge by Scorch1 reviews
Modern day boot camp for juveniles and reg people who recruited themselves. A mixture of newsie boys and girls having fun breaking the rules until one day it goes to far and they are left with nothing but training.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
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Total Drama: City Life reviews
APPS CLOSED! 25 teenagers are sent to the big city to compete against one another in challenges that will take them from the top of the highest building to the sewers beneath their feet. Who will win the 2.5 million dollar prize? And who will be sent home on the failure taxi? Find out on the season of TOTAL. DRAMA. CITY LIFE! Rating may change as story progresses
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012
Phantom Interviews! reviews
An Interview with the Phantom characters! Ask them any question! Give them any dare! See how the randomness ensues! RATED FOR YAOI/Kissing/Language! Songs, silliness and RAOULBASHING!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,933 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009
A Melody for Reid reviews
Reid has a life outside the BAU... A wonderful one. ReidOC FLUFFY 3 Some parts were omitted due to some being handwritten vs. typed
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Have Things Gone Right or Wrong? Part 2 reviews
What's up? Part 2! Thats what's up! This follows Bernard and Maddie through the first movie. Chapter 2 will be up soon.
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 12/21/2008
Sweet Seventeen reviews
It's a party with alcohol, no parental guidance, and sexually starved teenagers. What'd you expect? Another adventure of Erik and his friends! Read Razorblades first to understand what's up with these characters! Nothing to bad... YET! Pairings in A/N.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Erik
Razorblades: A Story Of Love, Betrayal and Anger reviews
One-Shot, written at school. Erik, Christine and everyone else is in High School. Warning: References to Cutting and Minor Adult Themes. Very intense and dark! It may be my best story so far. Please Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Back To A Reason reviews
Erik loves Christine. And she said no? Based on POM. Erik desperately wants Gustave to love him and to stay with him. Songfic. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Little Dancer reviews
Erik leaves the opera house, still depressed about Christine. Can Meg pick up the pieces of his shattered dreams? Can she convince him that there's more to life than Daae? MERIK Lots of fluff and cute stuff!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
The Phantom's Return reviews
It is the 21st century, and the Opera Le Populaire is now rented out to theater companies. But, what happens when a girl who looks like Christine is being watched by Phantom? And will others accept it? And why does everyone call him Erik? PhantomOC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,624 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Robyn's Love Letter reviews
Robyn receives a letter from a capitive. What does it hold? Is she the good guy or a bad one? Based on Batman Forever.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
Phantom reviews
Just something I wrote randomly one night when I was bored... Hope you like. It's kind of dark, but that's fine. Read and Review! Rated for violence
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
The Intern reviews
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GODZILLA! This is Kaiju Big Battel! YAY! I had nowhere else to put this! It's about Louden Noxious's sister trying to get in on Kaiju Big Battel. Who is the enemy? Rated for Language and Underage Drinking. Dr. CubeOC LoudenOC
Crossover - Wrestling & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
The Godfather reviews
A young girl from New York falls into the life of Charlie Eppes. Why is she there, and how does he become her Godfather? And how does Amita fit in to all this? Rated for the show.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Charlie E., Amita R.
Misfits reviews
I dedicate this to my friends who wouldn't leave me alone until i put this up: 7 girls come to Forks, WA because they were run out of town. Again. Will Edward find love with one of these girls? And why doesn't he remember until long after he married Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Have Things Gone Right or Wrong? Part 1 reviews
A new elf arrives at the North Pole. Will she develop a relationship with Bernard? Is she more trouble than she's worth? How are the other elves going to react? Will Judy become jealous? Am I crazy? Yes to that question. BernardOC Curtis? Judy? No Flames!
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
The Mystical Magical Tales of a Mexican Named L reviews
This is a random story me and my friends made up. This is not true, nor will ever be true. No flames please! No pairings. L is awesome. And no, L is not Mexican. The Pretty Pink Palace of Doom rox. Vampire Poptarts are awesome. So, Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - L, Mello - Complete
Chippewa reviews
ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES Demolicia has been sent to a boarding school. At least she can do this with friends. But on the first day, a roommate shows up, and she has a few ideas on how to make the school year more interesting. JoelxOC WednesdayxOC PugsleyxOC
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008
The Bells of Christmas reviews
A Santa Clause Songfic. I
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Playa Linda or Summerland reviews
A group of kids get a trip to South California, and they go to school in Playa Linda for a year. What will their adventure lead to? 1st Tv Story. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Summerland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008
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