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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

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What up, son?

This is Cranberry Octopus formerly known as moldycookies.

Why did I change my name?

I don't know, why are you imagining me speaking this like the guys do in Epic Meal Time?

Bacon strips.

Bacon strips.

Bacon strips.

I don't know, but I have issues.

My livejournal is still moldycookies! So it should be pretty easy to insert and stuff, mhmm, yeah.

You love me, don't deny it.

what the fuck.


BYE.

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simplicity in complexity by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. 100 drabbles. 051. Masks - They grow up at different times and at different paces, but in the end, they grow up. Façades don't last forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 41,638 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Sound Of Little Paws by blacksouledbutterfly reviews
Ariadne decides they should get a pet.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ariadne, Eames - Complete
Call It Home by Taisi reviews
Watching Wally interact with his mentor and everyone else, Artemis comes to an understanding of sorts. It's not the place, it's the people. Takes place directly after "Homefront." No pairings.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Understand by Rayet reviews
Kakashi simply assumes Sakura doesn't understand loss. Is he right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Woman Like That by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Percy was in trouble. He knew it, and felt the reason why was obvious. It was the reason he was sitting at the Hogs Head at midnight. It was because he couldn't think of anything but that bushy hair and those beautiful brown eyes. Request fic for IRuleUK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Percy W., Hermione G. - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Magic Fingers by Black Licorice Addict reviews
She wanted to hate him, she really did. At least until the day she discovered he had magic fingers...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Bring Me That Horizon by monkkeyslut reviews
She wonders how she became this person. Artemis centric. Wally/Artemis.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by TheMastress reviews
Rachel hasn't looked at him once since she sat down, and it's sorta starting to piss him off. He gets that they're not friends or anything, but they're gonna make sweet music together, so the least she can do is notice that he's sitting there. P/R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Closest Thing to Family by Silberias reviews
As Hatake Kakashi, General of the 3rd Division, looks around the battlefield after their victory he only wants to see the faces of his family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
And Tsunade Lost by PockyPhoto reviews
Odd circumstances make up for Kakashi's tiring day. In dedication to Moldycookies. Kakashi/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Snow Day by DC Luder reviews
A winter storm traps the residents of Wayne Manor in for a day.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Whelming by Jimmy Candlestick reviews
This is possibly a temporary title. A one-shot, looking at the ride home between the Cadmus dealio, and Mount Justice. It's Batman and Robin. I needed closure.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
King of Hearts & Queen of Spades by DreamxxCatcher reviews
For once, Cobb allows the team a break during their work. Everyone finds something relaxing and independent to do except Ariadne. She soon finds herself in a room with the forger, a deck of cards, and bets that don't come out of her pocket.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Eames, Ariadne - Complete
Of war, frog costumes and bloody rainclouds by Levi Ackerman reviews
Konan felt ridiculous, clad in the puffy, foamy green suit, her face poking out of the gaping mouth of a frog head-piece. But then she saw Yahiko's enraged expression – and Nagato's bewildered one - and couldn't help but giggle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Konan, Yahiko - Complete
Here's A Thought: Why Don't You Tell Them? by Tiny.Fishy reviews
The look on Sasuke's face when he saw his older brother hugging his pink haired teammate with his lips on the top of her head should've been photographed and framed. ItaSaku Non-mass. A little humor as I do and fluff. One-shot! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
SorrySorrySorry by smallwoodlandplant reviews
"Sorry." "Sorry Sasuke-kun." "Sasuke-kun, Sorry." "I'm sorry." Sakura's apologizing to him for something, but he doesn't know what. SasuSaku : AU : One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful by Written Parody reviews
The gaang decides to do their bit for the rural side of the Fire Nation by volunteering for community service. Katara and Zuko end up on painting duty together, and the rain and solitude make some confessions come about. Zutara fluff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Architecture by zeurin reviews
An exploration of Ariadne's relationships with Eames, Cobb, and Arthur. One-shot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Deep Waters by Junamrsgrl reviews
Sokka catches Toph attempting to teach herself how to swim in the middle of the night...and learns a few things about them both.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mummy Returns Again by HyalineReverie reviews
Several years after the second movie, Alex O'Connell, now 19, teams up with his uncle and a fascinating young lady to save the world from another Egyptian threat. Can they all put up with each other to do what they must? Better than it sounds.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 197,261 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Alexander O. - Complete
Passing Notes by Silberias reviews
It was a little thing, a note of no consequence other than what was written in a painfully controlled script. I love you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Wooing Kunoichi 101 by Zombiegait reviews
KonoHana. Konohamaru thinks dealing with girls is hard. Dealing with Hanabi is practically impossible, especially when he likes her.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Konohamaru S., Hanabi H. - Complete
A Conversation on the Dock by pajamasecrets reviews
Kakashi goes on a walk with Sakura and asks about what's upsetting her.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sifting Changes by darkmistress in the shadows reviews
He's stuck with clichés, while she's filled with pride. ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,721 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Commodore's Redemption by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Almost underhandedly, James finally wins Elizabeth's hand in marriage. In a battle of wills, the Commodore finds a frighteningly worthy opponent. But love can be found in the most unexpected of circumstances. James/Eliz/Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Love At First Door by iMickyChan reviews
Love at first sight has met its match in the form of wooden obstacles. A short SasuSaku fluff-ball!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Today Has Come by allurement reviews
For Epiff Annie. SasuSaku. Team 7. She loves him so much, it scares her. But at least now, he loves her back.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
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strings reviews
At first, Itachi thought that it was some kind of heaven or limbo. Or perhaps he was stuck in some sort of trance state before someone passes on to the afterlife. Multi-chapter. Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Empty Caskets reviews
Unfinished nonsense. KakaSaku. Written for the AU Contest, my theme was Vampires.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fixed reviews
Kakashi becomes upset over something Sakura did, but she doesn't quite get what the big deal is. It was just a plant. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Super Team Seven reviews
The Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Team Seven - Complete
SILF reviews
"SILF, you know, Sensei I'd Like to Fu -" Kakashi is feeling a little lonely on Valentine's Day. Perhaps his sensei could help him out with that. KakaSaku. AUish. Gift-fic for PockyPhoto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Quelled reviews
Hermione and Draco have been forced to work together because of some new "employee policy" with the "new ministry" in order to promote goodwill towards each other. Needless to say Ron and apparently Harry were not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Rounds Out reviews
When Kakashi first woke up, his thought was that it was definitely going to be an off day; and that wasn't even the start of it. Written for the Poe Challenge in the KakaSaku LJ Comm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Heiwa reviews
In the Uncharted-verse. Drabble 002. When Sasuke leaves, Itachi takes it the hardest. Set before "Uncharted."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Retail Chronicles reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles about the misfortunes of having a job in the retail industry. Co-written by Paisley May. Drabble .029: Sakura tries to divide her attention between Itachi and her two blonde idiots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uncharted reviews
It all started with a house fire, which wasn't his fault by the way, totally not his fault. And he wasn't trying to break them up, really, he wasn't. He just thought that they should wait a while. Like fifty years or something. KakaSaku. Non-mass. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
beam of light reviews
There is one promise in life: Death. When Sasuke dies, there are few things that are certain. He is going to die, and he has done wrong; he can only hope that whatever deity up there will be merciful. Character death. Sasuke-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
advice from peanuts reviews
Kakashi had a fairly rough childhood, and living his life alone really didn't help the whole socializing thing. So he considered himself to be well versed in harsh times. Somethings, Kakashi noticed, were just not fair. At all. Ever. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
stars f a d i n g reviews
On a very special day for a very special someone, Sakura needs a little help from a long lost teammate to move on from the past. SasuSaku. Post-ship. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
couple up reviews
In which Sakura is caught in the middle of her addiction and Kakashi's just enjoying it a little too much.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Frog Hokage reviews
Kakashi then glared at nothing in particular. He hated his life. Really. He did. "I don't know; it was tea. Simple, sugary and delicious tea. Tea, which apparently turns Hokage's into frogs!" Written for the KakaSaku Fairytale challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Philander's Escapades reviews
In which Ino is awesome. Sakura is Sakura. And Kakashi is stubborn and kinda annoying. Sakura pointed at him accusingly. "Of course he wouldn't tell you because he doesn't tell anyone because he's an ASS." KakaSaku. Plus Ino's opinion on the side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Moments and Missed Things reviews
The sixteen-year-old immediately glowered at the idiot for being so dense. "Because," she flailed, "He'll rape me! Look! He even has the whistle and everything so I can't even alert you guys when it's happening!" Various Pairings. Team Seven. Drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snowed In reviews
SasuSaku. Team Seven Love. Sakura rolled her eyes while Sasuke just scoffed at their loud teammate. "Come here, Naruto," Sakura beckoned, "Group hug?" Who knew being snowed in could be this fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Team Seven - Complete
Protection reviews
One-shot. “Sai.” Said Kakashi. “If this is how a village is run, I no longer wish to be a part of it.” He was angry, that was clear, and defensive. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh, The Joys of Womanhood reviews
Sakura makes an unfortunate discovery while working. Meanwhile Genma is intent on annoying the absolute crap out of her, she is busy hiding from Kakashi-sensei in a local drug-store.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete