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Joined 07-30-00, id: 14802, Profile Updated: 02-20-12
Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Sherlock Holmes, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Grey's Anatomy.

Long-term FFN user, rarely posting here these days.

You can find me at A03 (celestialteapot), if you're terribly interested in reading anything I've written in the last few years.

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An Unconventional Meeting by cakeismyreligion reviews
When Lestrade was a police sergeant he talked a young man out of jumping off Tower Bridge. That man was Mycroft Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Ice Man by Canon-Fire reviews
There are no levels to which Mycroft would not stoop, to spy on his brother. That does not mean everything in his life, centres around Sherlock. Mycroft/DI.Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,460 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Freak by Canon-Fire reviews
Sherlock didn't want, or need, Mycroft watching over his shoulder at all times, but sometimes having the British Government as a big brother, had it's advantages. Hint of Mycroft/Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Like Oil and Water by SimplyElymas reviews
A series of 100 HolmesWatson drabbles. Yes, slash. And yes, romance. I might as well admit it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Last Night by YouCantGetThereFromHere reviews
Slash. In Book 2, Snape mentions Lockhart said he knew all along how to open the Chamber of Secrets LAST NIGHT. So I wondered...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Severus S. - Complete
The Other Side Of The Dark by seaghost reviews
He's going for the death sentence, Severus. And he's coming for you.' The Minister for Magic plans drastic action against all who bear the Dark Mark. But Snape has his own reasons for evading arrest. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,185 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Severus S., Alastor M. - Complete
Bloody Fairies by Kimiwimi reviews
Gilderoy flounces. Snape winces. The audience laughs mercilessly. One-shot humor fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Fine Figure in a Nightdress by Merrymoll reviews
(Sequel to "Night on the Tiles"). The return of Mildred Easy, who has to cope with International Diplomacy, an amorous vampire and dusting...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,093 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Sticks and Stones by PhantomTF reviews
Life as a double agent begins to take its toll on Snape. Can Harry really trust his most hated professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,669 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Either Way by samvimes reviews
The fire in Ankh-Morpork is nearly out; from the foothills, Vimes and Vetinari contemplate the city.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Published: 3/25/2003
Survey Says: Vetinari's Perfect Wife by Kim Hoppy reviews
Everyone knows Lord Vetinari is single, and, with the Times' help, while William de Word is away, Ankh-Morpork and the rest of the Disc decides what they think Vetinari's wife should be.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Complete
The Potion Master's Dilemma by Strega Brava reviews
Did you ever wonder how Severus came up with the logicpotion spell in The Philosopher's Stone? My version of a missing scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
The Year of Living Differently by Zebee reviews
This is the prequel to Transformation. The Pre-Azkaban stuff. Snape does a year at a Muggle university after leaving Hogwarts, andfinds things are not as he was brought up to believe. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2002 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Bitter Reflections by Strega Brava reviews
A Severus monologue taking place in the staff room with the boggartinfested wardrobe just before Remus walks in with his class of third years Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
The Possibilities of a Chocolate Frog(REVISED) by MoonlightFaerie reviews
Rated PG because it's very very sad. About Neville visiting his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2001
Acts of Forgiveness by Sadeness reviews
Inspector Javert's final thoughts before his plunge into the Seine.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2001
Ode to a Hedgehog (The Hedgepig Song) by Vampiress01 reviews
This one is weird, don't read if you expect something deep and intellectual. Actually, badgers are my fav, but this is for Warbeak...
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2001
Dumbledore's Crush by Bookworm reviews
Exactly as the title implies. Short and cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2000
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Hiding reviews
Takes places during 'Life During Wartime'. Hahn isn't one to hide from her problems, but sometimes it's all you can do.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Erica H., Callie T. - Complete
Illogically Logical reviews
Amanda finds that her husband can be illogically logical at times.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
More of a Man reviews
MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS. Some implied stuff. May not be canon appropriate as I'm making up the annual Yule Ball idea, pretty sure that was just for the Triwizard Tournament. It's the night of the Yule Ball, Lily isn't happy with her choice of date.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Curse of Sherlock Holmes reviews
Doctor Watson dreads April Fool's Day, and with good reason.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Day After the Night Before reviews
It's the day after Holmes's birthday and he's a little hungover.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
A Cruel Blow reviews
Response to a challenge: Makes Holmes cry. Oneshot, humour, tongueincheek.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Suffering with Sherlock reviews
Watson is pushed too far, Holmes has a black eye and we find out why Holmes has two pairs of handcuffs. Rating for implied violence, handcuffs, a little kiss and suggested kinkiness. Semitongue in cheek, not serious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Ode to the Convenient Tree reviews
Holmes. Watson. A tree. Not serious, inspired by an idea by spacefall.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
The Gospel, according to Gilderoy Lockhart reviews
To assist his already overinflated ego Lockhart suggests that the students put together their own paper – ‘The Hogwarts Gazette’. Unfortunately, Severus Snape ends up on the wrong end of Hermione Granger’s pen. Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,128 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Gilderoy L., Severus S.
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words reviews
Watson discovers some pictures which leads to an awkward conversation.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
A mari usque ad mare reviews
Holmes lies ill in the Hotel Dulong and Watson drops everything to be at his side. Set during 'The Reigate Squires'. NOT Slash. This is about friendship, Watson cares about Holmes and his welfare and would do anything to help his friend.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Carol reviews
Based on 'A Christmas Carol' by Charles Dickens. Snape is visited by three spirits during Christmas, can they save his soul from eternal damnation? Set during 'Chamber of Secrets'. Featuring many guest appearances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Severus S.
A Rose, by any other name reviews
[Slash] What actually happened between Lupin & Snape during POA? Rating for language & suggestive scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
A Letter of Complaint, by a tea cup reviews
The tea cup, from the opening chapter of Half Blood Prince, has a few things to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Hotel California reviews
Severus Snape made many mistakes in his life, but he is about to make a mistake that could ruin the rest of his life. Rating for use of language and an adult theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Severus S.
Ode to a Crystal Ball reviews
[Completed] Sybil Trelawny sees something in her crystal ball... rating for naughty word & frightening image
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Severus S., Sybill T. - Complete
A Twist in the Tale reviews
[Completed] Hermione realises something... (rating for naughty word)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Het Eind reviews
Severus Sneep linkerzijde achter een verhaal. (Hope that's right, I'm learning Dutch and I'm having a go a putting what I've learnt into a bit of a VERY short story.) Dank jij Joost! (Updated 180903)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Severus S.
Fame, clearly isn't everything reviews
[CoS] Gilderoy Lockhart is annoying, Severus Snape is getting irritated a lethal combination. Unseen events that took place in The Chamber of Secrets. Rating for strong language and a slightly adult conversation. Title has nothing to do with P. Stone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Search for the... reviews
...Meaning of Life at Hogwarts (or 'The Hogwarts School Band'). Rating for some adult references, some references to homosexual activity and some mild swear words. Trademark slighly OOC Snape. Harry's final year, and guess what's brewing! (COMPLETED)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,779 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
The Gilderoy Lockhart Official Fan Club Magazine reviews
[Updated - 31 May 2002] A magazine dedicated to our beloved Gilderoy Lockhart ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 39 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 8/26/2000 - Gilderoy L.
The Hogwarts Ripper reviews
[Completed] Includes the solution. Do enjoy, make sure you are not eating your tea though. Updated 19th May, 2002
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2002 - Published: 8/25/2000 - Complete
A Humiliating Decision reviews
Set at the end of Philosopher's Stone. Based on some discussion on the HPforGrownups Discussion list regarding Dumbledore's decision to change the House Cup winner. Happy reading! Stars Snape and McGonagall. Rating for two mild swear words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Severus S., Minerva M.
A Favour Returned reviews
[PoA]. Snape and Lupin have a confrontation regarding the incident with the boggart. Based on the idea that, what goes around comes around. ('Threats are illogical, and payment is usually expensive' - Ambassador Sarek [Journey to Babel])
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Severus S., Remus L.
Bitten by the Love Bug reviews
[Completed - Updated 28.03.02] Snape is acting odd, being nice to the students, but why? I'm not telling you, read and find out
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 8/25/2000 - Severus S. - Complete
Just Human reviews
[Completed] Story 1 Before the Board We Stand. Snape has a secret that could cost him his job. Story 2 Trouble in the Staff Room. Snape needs to tell the staff, but how will they take it? WARNING homophobia, racism, and some strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,751 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2001 - Published: 8/25/2000 - Severus S. - Complete
Oderint, dum metuant reviews
Voldemort is gaining more power and more followers by the day. Hogwarts is perhaps the only safe haven left, but Hogwarts has been betrayed. Set during Harry, Ron and Hermione's final year. Someone is not going to live to see the end of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2001 - Published: 9/15/2001
The Book reviews
[Completed] How Hogwarts knows who to send the letters to. UPDATED 10th APRIL 2001
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2001 - Published: 9/8/2000 - Complete
A Day Like None Other reviews
A Reyer piece of fiction!!! It's basically the Phantom of the Opera, but from M. Reyer's POV!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2001
How he Became reviews
[Completed] A story how Professor Binns became a ghost, it's not very long.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2000 - C. Binns - Complete
One Nights Passion reviews
[Completed] We find out about James Potter's real parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2000 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
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