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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Ouran High School Host Club.

This is for anyone concerned. All of my stories will be put on Hiatus for a bit because I am overwhelmed with projects and work.(Both from ff net and school) So please forgive me, I will return, hopefully with fics and passing grades in hand.


I AM PUTTING MY DISCLAIMER HERE SO I DON'T HAVE TO PUT IT IN EVERY SINGLE THING I WRITE!! IF YOU FLAME ME FOR "NOT PUTTING A DISCLAIMER ON" YOU WILL BE PROVEN STUPID BECAUSE I MADE THIS PRETTY BIG!!

There. Since I have only written Naruto fanfics so far, this is what I am putting:

I do not own Naruto, or any of it's characters. Unless otherwise stated, (in case of OC and their jutsus) I do not own any Naruto characters, jutsus or terms(such as chuunin, jounin, Hokage(used in that way.))

Name: xXKistuneXx

Expectations: With me, all you need to know is i write almost prominently with original characters. I do enjoy angsty writing as well, and openly admit that my writing often proves an emotional outlet. (Not as often now)

Flames: Will be used for a weenie roast. Please, if you're going to do it, be constructive.

Current addictions: Oh dear lord, what am I not being obsessive about? I must say though, I have found myself swinging to yuri lately, but other than that I have been known to appreciate yaoi, well formed and plotted OC's (Though i must admit mine do need a bit of work), Angst and Romance, and sometimes, pure crack.

Currently listening to: Six Gun Quota, Whispers in the Dark, Fallen, Comatose, and Paper Heart.

Quote(s): "Twas better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with a psycho bitch for the rest of your life." "Everybody Lies." "A heartbreak isn't as loud as a bomb exploding, it can be as soft as a feather falling and the most painful thing is nobody hears it but you." "A community is just a place where a bunch of people can be lonesome together." "Mary had a little lamb and when she saw it sicken, she sent it off to packing town, and now it's labeled chicken." "The love you cannot have lasts the longest, feels the strongest, and hurts the most."

Before we move to my Favorites, I would like to put my current works...in the works!

1. A dedication DeixOC oneshot for cinema-bizarre-fan(NOw on hold so I can clear my thoughts)

2. Konaha SVU(In the works and on hold.)

3. New chapters on By The devils rules(In the works~)

4. A HousexWilson or WilsonxHouse depending on how you look at it.(Only the slightest sliver has been written)

5. A house fanfic with a vampire Oc.(Partially down)

6. A Ouran High School Hostclub Fic for Wondering What Breakfast Is.(Partially done, but my brain just went Psh and died. TT)

7. A yaoi fic with a 'Sex therapist' twist.(Still in the works but the prologue is partially down.)

8. 'Sex therapist' type story for the Akatsuki (Still in the brain.)

Note-The above projects may not be completed in the order they are listed...

Favorites...

Anime(s): Naruto and Death note are my main animes, though I do watch more, (And have posted for Ouran High School Host Club). Since I'm too lazy to put another section, House M.D. is my favorite teledrama, and I may post something for it soon. Twilight is definitely going to open for buisness soon as well, (Lets keep our fingers crossed shall we?) Hopefully, it will be angst-tastic.

Pairing(s)

Naruto: AnyonexOC, OroKabu, KabuOro, OroAnko, PeinIta, ItaDei, KakuHida, Zetcest, Uchihacest, occasionally PeinZetsu, PeinDei, ZetsuTobi, MadaZetsu...People the list pretty much continues on like this... Usually the only females who I can deal with are OC's though I always (Cough cough, most of the time, cough cough) make sure if I have Female Characters from the anime, I try my best with them...

Death note: LxLight, MattxMello, LightL, on occassion MelloNear, and yet again...AnyonexOC.

House: HouseWilson (Or any variation of the pairing...), HouseStacy, Occassionaly HouseCuddy, and AnyonexOC.

Twilight: EdwardJacob, EdwardBella, JacobBella, (Hasn't gotten into any OC's with this one yet.)

Love Triangles/Threesomes: EdwardBellaJacob. (It's great for the angsting or fluffy ideas!) Any Akatsuki Threesome. ( I

A little bit about me:

Well, I do my best never to judge characters, OC or not before I read about them, but sometimes, my natural tendencies get the better of me... I try to leave reviews, but I have been guilty of the Fave and Run more than once. (But who hasn't?)

Self description:

Shorter than holy hell. I am 14 and 5'2", and I would damn the German genes, but I have an affection for that portion of my heritage, so I try not to. I tend to be a bit of an introvert, and don't like big crowds. Whenever I get put in a room full of people I don't know that well, I'm shy and quiet and am pretty much as useless as a dead frog. I can be a Obsessive fangirl, Enjoy playing manhunt, Love to read books/Manga, Love to watch Anime/pretty much anything. I adore horror movies, though I would like to find something that shakes me up. I love music, and I listen to it for the same reason I breathe, because if I didn't I would die. Ditto for writing. I know I shouldn't even be THINKING about half of the stuff I write about, but I've never been normal. I am one of the people who will flip out if they get one review on anything, and I find my reaction to such things to be entertaining.

Pet Peeves: Well, it ticks me off when people are just plain stupid for the sake of being stupid. Especially if you do it to other people. If you were just among friends and being idiots, that's fine, keep your container of joy to yourself. I dislike snobby stuck-up people and people who are over competitive and think they are better than everyone else.

Personal Beliefs: I do not have a set religion, but it's only because I believe all religions are based off the same idea of having a higher power to watch you and provide a better life after death, fighting over something so trivial is stupid. I also believe in giving kindness where kindness is due and not a moment sooner. I shouldn't be picking who to be kind to, but when I don't like someone, they find out real quick, and we do our best to have a mutual tolerance of each other. My reading teacher would say I have a warped sense of justice, but I think i just have my priorities in order. It's petty and stupid to take 20 points off of a paper when the answers were right, only because it was completed in red ink. It is also complete and utter bovine excrement to pull school rules out of thin air, and rig the FCAT's (Which are pointless to begin with) to get money to spend on televisions we never use, and golf carts for them to sit on their fat behinds and drive where they could easily walk to. I believe that though I may be warped, the system is warped tenfold in comparison.

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

PRODUCT LABLES

On a Sears hairdryer--Do not use while sleeping. (Oh NO! when will I use this, then?)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (SWEET! I didn't know you could open the bag without purchasing...)
On a bar of Dial soap --Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners --Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Really? Cuz I like it frozen better.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --Do not turn upside down. (Oh, thank goodness. I shudder to think what would happen if I turned it upside down.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --Product will be hot after heating. (Oh, really? I was hoping it'd be cold...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body. (Man! I won't have time to iron clothes now.)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness. (GASP! Drowsiness? that couldn't be the reason I'm taking this!)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to what?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts. (Thank goodness they warned me. I never would have figured that out.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (No, I'll chuck them at people. Gawsh, what else would you do?)
On a child's Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does notenable you to fly. (Aw, man! now I'll have to return this...I wanted to jump off skyscrapers and stuff.)

WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Dont use any punctuation

As often as possible, skip rather than walk
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Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
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Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

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Experiments and Desires by YukiNoSamurai reviews
Sequel to "Orochimaru's Sadistic Experiment". Emiko and Orochimaru have a very sadistic master x servant relationship, but conflict is arising, Sasuke is taking a very keen interest in Emiko. What is this interest? Jealousy? Respect? Can Emiko live up to Orochimaru's expectations as his new creation? Rated M, OrochimaruxOC,SasukexOC,LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,120 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U., Karin U.
In The Fangs Of The Devil by TheForgottenSheikah reviews
A small girl has fled to Konohagakure in order to escape a war that's unseen to humans. She came in search of shelter and protection but when a certain snake like Gennin takes an interest in her, what will occur? Will she out sly him? Or be chamred?OroOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,658 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Permanent Pigtails by BakaNekoSan reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Storyteller by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
If Renge ever liked oh-so common days, the fangirls would never be appeased. When skies are blue, that's when writing magic happens. Fic within a fic. Deadman Wonderland. DOGS: Bullet and Carnage. GenkakuBadou. Yaoi. Hints of KyouRen. R&R?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Crave by Ziven reviews
[AR, M/M, Lemony, Limey, Multi] What is Honey to do when Takashi won't satisfy him? -Honey x Various-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Student Affair by Dlynn reviews
All human story, BellaxEdward, Edward is Bella's new English teacher and can't control his feelings. Even though Bella already has a boyfriend. Beta Reader: Michelle62092
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fall Short by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
Even those who are born with everything cannot have what they want most. Renge reflects on loves lost, and loves she'll never experience. Onesided MoriRen, KyouRen, other pairings implied.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Nostalgia by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
Little things remind us of happier times, better times, and the people we so dearly cared for, that we loved and lost. Remus reflects on his time with Sirius, and remembers why he was so special to him. hints of SBRL, maybe spoilers? R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Infection by DXM Junkie reviews
A virus rampaged Europe and two top detectives find themselves stuck amongst the aftermath. Suspicions are raised and concluded, emotions are tested. Whoever said death was supposed to be easy? RaitoXL. Currently being edited.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
To Save An Enemy by demonlifehealer reviews
Tsuzuki is sent out to destroy yet another demon when something goes wrong and he ends up becoming the "Master" of Muraki, though it becomes blatantly obvious who is really in control. Muraki/Tsuzuki, BDSM, drama, and whipping, Yaoi!
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2009 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I Love Your Brain by Sashocirrione reviews
Light reflects on just how weird L was, but he had no idea why L was so odd until after THAT event, when Light suddenly became obsessed with L's puke for no reason he could understand. Extremely gross. A little bit of very weird LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Orochimaru's Sadistic Experiment by YukiNoSamurai reviews
Orochimaru wants someone that has nearly identical abilites as he does. He wants someone to serve under him. He wants them to be his. What will he do to get it?OrochimaruxOC,Rated M,LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Hide and flee by Flowing Tears reviews
Ita/Kaka Kakashi Tries to run but Itachi keeps finding him. YAOI, VIOLENCE Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
First Taste of Love by B25Mitch reviews
At a sleepover at Kona's house, Kagami asks Konata about her hentai collection, and *things* happen. Yuri with Konata/Kagami. serious lemon. Slight OOC, though I tried to keep it reasonable. More to chapters to come eventually
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Kagami H., Konata I. - Complete
No Regrets by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
All our lives we aim to be the best, and when it's all done, and we are gone, did we live life like we wanted? Ghost!Matty-boy's POV, tiny hints of MelloMatt. Rated T for certain themes... R&R?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
I Long For You by Beyond Life reviews
B has waited ever so long for this night...and now it's finally come time to go see his love. Slash/Lemon Warning. BB/L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Peep Show by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Series of oneshots including yaoi and yuri please enjoy I'll try to update soon. Full summary inside. Multiple Pairings. Will never be completed. Sorry:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Night Light by Dlvvanzor reviews
L can't sleep without a nightlight. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bloody Bodies and Love by Andyouthinkimcrazy reviews
The Kira case is progressing smoothly for the World’s Greatest Detective… until a certain copycat decides to whisk him away with the intention of making L his own. How will L escape the clutches of Beyond Birthday? And will he really want to..?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - L, BB
The Summoning by Ren Sorano reviews
Soubi tries to summon the demon prince Seimei to help him with a magical task and accidentally ends up with Seimei’s younger brother Ritsuka. He’s so entranced by the demon boy that he decides to keep him as his love slave.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A.
Tamaki's Guide on How To be the Best Lover Ever by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
I, Mr. Seventy percent customer rate, have decided to write a guide for all the men of the world who need a kick in the butt, and for the women who'd like to kick them. TamaKyou mentions, plus other pairings. Tamakicentric. Read and review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Tamaki S.
Me and the Akatsuki by Alucardsblood reviews
This is a story about a girl named Okami and how she joins The Akatsuki to become Zetsu's partner she has a long way to go will she ever become their partner. I will be up dating on Mondays and Fridays.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,163 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008
Well, Hello There Stranger by AmoChan8878 reviews
Being reincarnated sucks sometimes. Violence, hilarity, and sexy good times to ensue. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - L, Light Y.
I Hate Weddings by Gertrude2034 reviews
House enjoys a one-night stand at a wedding, but isn't prepared for the long-lasting and unexpected consequences that result. A story of love, loss, grief and healing. Sad and angsty, be warned. M for sex scenes and adult themes.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,396 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - G. House - Complete
Healing by Jollyolly reviews
Muraki finds himself unable to hold back from a certain fear. Will he find the courage to turn to Tsuzuki in his time of need? Takes place early in their relationship. A Mur/Tsu fic.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Change of Heart by Gabbing Away reviews
In the end, Ritsuka always gets his wicked way. Yaoi PWP, don't like it? Stop reading Loveless.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by Jollyolly reviews
How Muraki and Tsuzuki spend 12 days before the big day. A Mur/Tsu Christmas fic.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Echo by Twilight Fang reviews
SLASH / YAOI Tres has a present to give Abel... with intentions that are anything but decent. Other members of AX suffer a mental overload when they find out what Tres is up to.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
9 Months and a Week by xJasmine reviews
Zero is pregnant. Kaname stays by his side. Follow their experience with pregnancy and childbirth. Things don't always go as planned. Slash, yaoi, fluff, KanamexZero, mpreg. Yes, mpreg and fluff! Please read and review! Includes news on other fics!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
When I Didn't Love You: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by iffulovedme reviews
ItaOro, ItaDei, ItaKaka. Sequel to "Untangling Love". Itachi's back at college. Even though he's a genius, his life is still complicated. First Arc of When I Didn't Love You.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
When I Didn't Love You: Untangling Love by iffulovedme reviews
Itachi/Naruto/Sasuke. Itachi/Deidara. Uchihacest. AU: High School. Sasuke and Naruto are best friends on campus and a couple off. Itachi comes home from college for winter break. Who is he after? Sasuke or Naruto? First arc of 'When I Didn't Love You'. See prequel: First Time
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected by Seductive Venus reviews
It was supposed to be an ordinary frat party for Amane Misa until an unexpected twist of events. One thing led to another for her, Light and L... -LxMisaxLight, lemons!-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
This Can't Be True LxLight by Pazel reviews
L and Light are alone when L starts to realize being chained together wasn't such a good idea.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Never Bet with a Detective by crematosis reviews
Matsuda and Aizawa overhear L and Light talking about things that will leave them mentally scarred for a long time. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Painful, Pleasing, Pitiful by Eye-Freak reviews
This happens after Itachi and Kisame come back from the mission to Obtain Uzumaki Naruto. Pein is disappointed that Itachi failed. What will he do? Yaoi pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Personality Quiz by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
The Naruto characters take a survey to find more about themselves, and get advice on romance and much more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007
Sentence by DreamsofSpike reviews
House/Wilson, dom/sub slash. Part of the Leverage!verse. Wilson decides on a suitable punishment for House's earlier infractions.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Deception by DreamsofSpike reviews
Another fic in the "Leverage" series. House/Wilson dom/sub slash. Wilson has given House the rules. House, being House, immediately breaks them. How will Wilson handle it?
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Schizophrenics and creepy houses don't usually mix by Temporarily in Hiding reviews
The local schizophrenic goes vandilizing with his friends on Halloween. When they come across a 'haunted' house thats abandoned all of his colleagues disappear into the house until he's the only one left standing outside. What's a paranoid teen to do? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Zetsu
Nyctophobia by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
An old fear of Orochimaru's comes back to haunt him, and the only one left who can even touch him is Kabuto. But Orochimaru just seems to push him away the more he tries to help. Does an old friend of Orochimaru's hold the key to recovery? ItaOro, OroKabu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,323 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Pleasure by TechnoTobi reviews
This is a very random Zetsu/OC oneshot lemon. Because poor Zetsu never gets any love. Edit: I am thinking of adding a backstory...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
It Was the Pretzel's Fault!: RopeVine Fever by CrystalSlashlover reviews
Requested by: The Obsidian Angel "So you should do a Kyou/Tama one shot. Kyou/Tama. Not Tama/Kyou.That involves rope. And bug spray. And a pretzel. Yes I'm serious." Basically, I'm feeling generous and making one-shots for anyone that asks. YAOI!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Soubi's Punishment by Ren Sorano reviews
Seimei finds Soubi having some "alone time" while looking at a photo of Seimei and punishes him.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Soubi A., Seimei A.
BestKept Secrets by cryptictac reviews
House has a lot of secrets. Wilson is one of them. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Intimate by TheProudSinner reviews
House/Wilson. House and Wilson's morning ritual goes a little awry and it causes them to become far more intimate.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Voyeuristic Tendencies by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bears and Broken Hearts by Abyssal1 reviews
House/Wilson. It takes a tragedy to bring people together...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/13/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
All Three by Koneko-Haru-chan reviews
Madara is making Zetsu feel good, Tobi wants to make Zetsu feel good too. Yaoi ! ! Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Paying the Price by Folded Papers reviews
Sasuke needed money to pay for his vengeance. He participated in a bet, not knowing what hellish conditions he was booking for himself. Main KakaSasu, one chapter each for NejiSasu, NaruSasu, OCSasu, orgy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,073 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tending the Garden by Ryusei Bloodmoon reviews
So this random ZetsuPein idea came up in my head and I decided to go on it. Hardcore one-shot. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Zetsu, Pain/Pein - Complete
We Lost Our Way by Kaline Reine reviews
Hinata is a bartender at Club Yokubou. One day a mysterious boy comes in and attempts to talk to her. But there's jsut one problem. Hinata is very shy! GaaHina Contains various other pairings, too. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,529 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Over and Over, I Fall for You by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Kakashi is entrusted to Itachi for four weeks as a means of recovering from Pein's abuse. Itachi feels that this is his chance to gain a love slave: but he finds that he opens up to himself more on the paper than ever, and falls far. ItaKaka, PeinKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Fate Unforgiving by Samurai Smee reviews
Oneshot. Tres x Dietrich AND Caterina x Isaak. Caterina and Tres' admittance into the RCO is met with a few more catches than they were prepared for. Please Read and Review, fans.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Isaak F. vK., Caterina S. - Complete
Drunk by KitandMip reviews
L and Light get drunk. Very drunk. Lemon ensues LxLight, lemon, don't like, don't read.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Akatsuki's Random Days in High School by Nani-Chan reviews
Yay for the sucky summary. A random day in high school for each of the Akatsuki members. First up: Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Zetsu, Hidan
An Heir to Darkness by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
A.K.A: Madara's evil plan to have Itachi bear his man-children. Mpreg. Spoilers. Crack. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Elevator Adventure by Xiaolang's Ying Fa reviews
Tokio Hotel; twincest; Tom doesnt know what came over Bill when they entered an elevator. All he can do is hold on for the ride. Contains top!Bill. Personally, I think that should always be a warning. -.-'
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Far From Ordinary by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
They met at the platform, now they're the best of friends. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, if Sirius is involved. 100 Little Pieces challenge. RemusOC, and possibly more pairings. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,568 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Remus L., OC
Class of 2011 by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Follows the Naruto gang through high school. Gangs, drugs, romance...the whole nine yards. AU, of course. NaruHina, LeeSaku, ItaKisa, SasoDei, HidanKakuza, ShikaTema, PeinKonan, AsuKuren, KabuTayu, and ZetsuTobi. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,773 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Sweet Sacrifice by WithLoveFromLindsey reviews
You poor sweet innocent thing dry your eyes and testify. AnkoXOrochimaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru
Covet the End by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Sasuke's life always revolved around revenge, but he finds himself unable to deal Itachi the final blow. He decides that using Itachi as a bargaining tool with Akatsuki is a better option than killing him, but what to do in the meantime? KabuIta, OroIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,587 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Nocturne by Pernshinigami reviews
Takes place after the episode "Matsuda", Light and L relax before bed, and Misa wins a bet. LxLight, lemon, yaoi, oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Cabin by dead drifter reviews
Yaoi. MoriHunny. KyouyaTamaki. Twincest. Ouran Orgy. The Host Club are vacationing in a cabin in the French Alps, but what's going on inside the cabin is much more fun than skiing down the mountains!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
It's Art Sasodei by Miss Kiwii Soda reviews
What happens when our two favorite Akatsuki members have their famous argument? Yaoi, SasorixDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mommy's Here by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
After the battle with Jiraiya, Pein loses his adult-mentality and starts acting like a child. Konan, heartbroken, has now been forced into the position of "Mommy". When she finds herself in love with both men, what happens? Pein/Konan/Kakuzu love triangle
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Releasing Tension by saphira341 reviews
Emotions in the house prove to be too much for Jasper to handle by himself. Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Discovering the Snakes' dirty little secret by xXxDeadSweetxXx reviews
Sasuke has to find his new master, but when he enters his room he finds something very unexpected, not that he's complaining though OROKABU OROSASU SASUSASU yaoi, please R&R :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
To Tame a Snake by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Once Sasuke's seal falters, Orochimaru breaks free of his confines in Sasuke's mind. But now another Uchiha has taken Orochimaru prisoner-and he has no intention of letting him go. But what if they fall for each other? ItaOro. Spoilers for chapter 392.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,656 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name by darklady26 reviews
Clarice is looking up the meaning of names when someone comes by for a visit. What does Clarie think about the meaning of the Good Doctor's name? Lemon
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Techno Cocaine by Samurai Smee reviews
Oneshot. Warning: Crazy Yaoi! Modern fic where Hugue is lonely, so he goes to a club and ends up being entranced by more than just the music. Sword x Guns pairing. R & R please.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hugue dW., Tres I. - Complete
The unwanted becomes wanted by Fire911Fire reviews
WHAT! Itachi's Pregnant? . ItachixKisame ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hurting Her by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
Sirius didn't know what got into him that night, but by hurting her, he hurt himself. SBOC WARNING: explicit sex scenes. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Senses with Lawliet by anihana reviews
Oneshot. Her experience with Ryuzaki L and the way her night with him is interpreted through her 5 senses. Summary not so good. Please read and review! Lxoc, Lawlietxoc, Ryuuzakixoc.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - L - Complete
Just for Tonight by Samurai Smee reviews
Oneshot. Alternate act 10: Stranger than Paradise. The AX is hunting down the blue haired ifrit that is loose in the Vatican. Tres x Radu YAOI! Not intended for underaged readers!
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Tres I., Radu B. - Complete
Just Another Day by Thee.Azn.Persuasion reviews
Maybe the handcuffs weren't such a bad idea after all. LxLight, Yaoi, Lemon. Oneshot. R&R.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Too Lonely to Care by LovexXxHaku reviews
When Deidara is lonely, what does he do? Mpreg, rape, yaoi, ect. DeixHaku, brief mentions of SasoxDei and ZabuxHaku. M for graphic yaoi and mature language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Deidara, Haku - Complete
Matt x Mello by Flagfish reviews
This is a very dirty story. It's written first to be filthy and erotic; second to be suspenseful and clever; and, despite everything, all along the way with love. Also something for the L fans. COMPLETED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,894 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Protection by BlackElement7 reviews
Even after the story is done, the storyteller still tells her tale of the living and the dead, joy and sorrow, of innocence lost and something even greater found. ItaSaku Vampire story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,936 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Party by usszacharyquinto reviews
Sai finally gets Orochimaru to take him back to his lair and he finally meets Sasuke, but what happens when Orochimaru suggests a welcoming party for Sai? WARNING - almost yaoi date-rape!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
Only Happy When It Rains by Enlee reviews
Wilson comes up with an unusual way to help House. HouseWilson slash. Last chapter is now up. Please R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,364 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Black Rose by Black Karasu reviews
She was a black rose. Having to deal with family losses, adoption, kill, blood, demons, and high school. Pairing: ItachixSakura A lot of Ino bashingSasuke bashing! Rated T for A LOT of death. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,234 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Whetted by emma'xo reviews
Threesome. Itachi and Kisame capture Sasuke. :Incest, yaoi, rape: :ItaSasuKisa:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Babysitting Tres by Samurai Smee reviews
Oneshot. William turns Tres Chibi, who decides to make the Vatican his playground and a certain someone his Mother. Super cute. Enjoy!
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Tres I. - Complete
Waiting by Farelle reviews
Warning: TobiZetsu BxB, YAOI, SMUT. Beware that this piece of fan fic is written in the strong beliefs of mine that Tobi is Madara and will be called by that name and so on and so forth. Also, beward of Musing!Zetsu. XD Happy reading.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Building Castles in the Air by YoungFreak92 reviews
In which House is once again dreaming. House/Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Revenge of the Gift by rip-through-my-nameless-seams reviews
The green gift has graced Kisame again, and he seems to want to share today. And look, Zetsu has decided to hit it this time. Rated for DRUG REFERENCES!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Kisame H., Zetsu - Complete
Used by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Kabuto is way overworked by Orochimaru, so he insistes that Kabuto find a way to deal with it. Throw Kakashi and the Akatsuki into the mix and it turns into a downward spiral! Pairings in order:KabuKaka, OroKabu, KabuOro, ItaOro, hinted OroKaka,HidanOro
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 112,816 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Vodka and Red Bull by clam theif reviews
AU MelloxMatt, M for future chapters At the club...Mello can't take his eyes off this redhead in the distance. The way he moves, his carefree motion...This kid has Mello snared. He doesn't even know him, but he does know...he's taking him home tonight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Spilled Milk by AprilRulesTheWorld reviews
A short fic about a very.. disturbing scene caught by Tsunade. Nope, its not what you think.. at first. OroJir.. CRACK! Please no flames.. this is for entertainment. Rated T for suggestiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
For Better Or For Worse by Kaorun-chan reviews
When Mello walks in on Matt unexpectedly, their relationship takes a new turn. MattxMello OneShot, YAOI! Rated M for sexual content. R&R plz.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Magician's Puppet by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Isaak shows his favorite prodigy the Puppeteer just who really holds the stings, and Dietrich doesn't mind at all.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Sex Therapist by Kay-san reviews
Sakura has a new job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pleasure Without Principals Naruto by DJRena reviews
A collection of PWP oneshots. Currently OroOC, but OroKabu/Sasu coming soon, along with OroJir, NaruSasu, ItaNaru, ItaSasu, and bunches more! Anal, yaoi, solo, rim, PWP, other naughty stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Its Hard by L wants your cookie reviews
Gaara goes to Kankuro for help with a little problem. Which results in cold showers, hand demonstrations, and a VERY innocent Gaara. Some GaaNaru, KibaKank, and yaoi. Warning - Contains The Talk ...sorta... XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Relief By The Show by jewel-shards reviews
Itachi is caught doing something that could threaten his life and reputation. ItaSasu NOT INCEST.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Terrible Tale of the Akatsuki by Lychenne Laki reviews
...And the effects of Christmas excess. This is all about how the Akatsuki would spend their holidays. Featuring orochimaru, kimimaro, lots of yaoi. Rated M for: sex, drugs, rock n roll, violence, assaulted house plants, un sensible drinking and ofc YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Tayuya, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Kabuto cannot seem to sleep, and Orochimaru is the only one who can solve this little problem. KabuOro. A late xmas gift for someone XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
AIM by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
AKATSUKI I.M! Minor Shonenai...Rated for crude jokes and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Interactive Akatsuki Host Club by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Are you in mad love with a member of the Akatsuki? Well, this is for you Akatsuki fangirls and fanboys, your chance to sit down with a member and have them whisper sweet nothings into your ear. The Interactive Akatsuki Host Club, review for your chance!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori
Cotton Candy by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot YAOI Zetsu/Tobi. Tobi loves cotton candy. But he loves his Zu Zu more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Tribulation by PinkEyexWrinkleFace reviews
SongFic A weasel apologizes, a scarecrow mourns, and lovers share a mutual hatred. KakaIta ItaKaka Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Man in the Moon by lunaticmoth13 reviews
House reflects on his life, his Wilson, and his last night on Earth. Oneshot. Rated M to be safe. Implied HouseWilson slash and suicide, but not graphic.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Past And It's Influence Today by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
Orochimaru still loves Jiraiya. And goes to great lengths to get him... even putting him in his 16 year old body? OROJIR. Yaoi. ONHOLD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya
I Hate You by Gaarazlilmiss reviews
She hated his confidence, his calmness, his ability to make her feel the way she felt. She hated everything about him, how he took her family, and yet for some reason, she loved him. Rated M for profanity, mature scenes, and gore. ItaHina please read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Revalations by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
An Akatsuki fic, detailing some of the more shocking secrets of the organization. SHONENAI: SasoDei, KakuHidan, ZetsuTobi, and KisameItachi. Minor: PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What Else Do I Have? by WardensWomb reviews
My take on how Zetsu came to join the Akatsuki. Rated T for implying PeinxZetsu, seeing as some people are against this type of thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Zetsu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Why NOT to take a shower in the morning by Linxcat reviews
Remus Lupin discovers that leaving the safety of his room in no more than pyjama bottoms the morning after an evening consuming butterbeer is not a good idea...! RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Goodbye Forever? by nomXdeXplume reviews
What if Edward never asked Bella to be safe because he never got a chance to? What would Bella do? Starts from when Bella and Edward are talking in the forest together before he said goodbye.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007
Born Weak, Grew Up Strong by Black Karasu reviews
She tries not being weak...She truly did. She gets help by a certain Uchiha as Konoha finds out and arrests her. Sasuke after her to make the next Uchiha heir. Itachi protecting her... ItachiXSakura [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,754 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Memories by WardensWomb reviews
Sequel to Thinking Back. The death of Pein settles in with Zetsu after a course of a few days. Songfic. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu - Complete
Thinking Back by WardensWomb reviews
Implies PeinxZetsu. Zetsu thinks back on his familylike relationship with Pein as he watches the man die in front of his eyes. Rated T for elements of death, and minor gore. Small musings about the afterlife included. Sequel finished as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu - Complete
God's Green Gift by rip-through-my-nameless-seams reviews
Imagine: Kisame, Itachi, Deidara and Sasori, a bowl the size of Kisame's fist and lots of time on their hands. Rated for DRUG REFERENCES...AHHH!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
How'd this all happen? by Hitokugutsu reviews
SasoDei smut. Gaara's there for some reason... Hecks yes for SasoDei smuttyness [SasoDei, I was Sasori and Gaara, he was Deidara and Itachi. It was our first yaoi together 0w0]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A day with the Akatsuki by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
What REALLY happens between missions. Second chapter now up! Yaoi, crackness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Vampire by greypenink reviews
One very long shot! Warning: LxRaito. Homosexuality. Rated M for adult themes, vampirism, language, abduction and more.Death Note needed a vampire story. Hope you like it!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Posessive by Nature by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
Deidara didn’t like the thought of Tobi and Zetsu being together, afterall Zetsu was his. [ZetDei] [Zetsu x Deidara] [Only Implied Tobi x Zetsu] [Rated for Safety]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Deidara, Zetsu
Difficult Decisions by MoonlyteWriter reviews
While Anko tries to get away from her old sensei, who has been showing up a lot lately, a moment of weakness causes Anko to kiss him. When Tsunade finds out, poor Anko must find a way to avoid both her and Orochimaru. What will she do? AnkoOro
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,790 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
I would never hurt you by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
Sasuke comes home one day confused about a certain school subject. Can Itachi make him understand? ItaSasu PWP Inc Anal Shouta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puberty Pals by Neon Green Jumpsuit reviews
The Naruto gang face something evil. Something Diabolical. Something life threatening. Something called puberty. M for language, mentions of sexual nature.Warning!Yaoi and Yuri parings!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2007
Get Stoned by LunarFlare14 reviews
He didn’t consider it a ‘meaningful relationship’. Orochimaru didn’t remember these escapades. In fact, he once asked Kabuto about the cuts and bruises but he couldn’t bring himself to tell him. songfic get stoned by hinder. OroKabu. YAOI. DARK and angsty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Bet by Without permission reviews
Oneshot. Declan visits Kyle while the family’s out to the beach. Stuff happens of the smutty variety. PWP DK slash
Kyle XY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki's Gender Crisis by Pvt. Prinny reviews
So Akatsuki were just out killing for fun. Then, next morning: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan, and Kakuzu awake to find themselves as...you guessed it...women! And Leader is being somesort of pimp, recruiting sexy women for an army.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
The First Time by faithfulkitty reviews
How is it that Sasuke got those eyes? Cold, unfeeling, numb. What was the special training that Orochimaru put him through? Angsty, yaoi Orosasu OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Hai, Orochimaru sama by CreativeChilde reviews
A day in the life of Kabuto, before Oro's horrible arm paindeath!, Orochimaru orders him around and he obeys, like a good little boy, hoping to get rewarded in the end! bwahahah? OroKab, yaoi, duh, don't like? don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Snake Poison by Forever-Here-Forever-Alone reviews
Orochimaru get's caught doing something that he isn't supposed to. But who said the Snake Lord never wanted any company? Yaoi Kabuto X Orochimaru Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
60 Ways to Piss off Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
it's as the title says, or you can call it 60 ways to get a very painful death. This i think is also a must for any Itachi fan xD Just imagine Chibi!Itachi and Chibi!Akatsuki while you read this....trust me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Time to Sleep by Evie-Chan589 reviews
Ever wonder what happened after Deidara kidnaps Gaara but before they extract the demon? This is it. DeidaraGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Not What He Seems by MagicalBoyPrettyNobuyuki reviews
Who would've guessed Hunny had a sexual side? Not Mori, that's for sure! HunnyXMori Warnings: MM, buttsex, OneShot, Absolute plotlessness. Please read and review? Especially review.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Other Shoe by Poppyseedmuffin reviews
AU. Naruto and Sasuke mysteriously switch bodies and learn that neither is what they seem. SasuNaru ItaSasu ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Angels by YaoiRocks reviews
During training Naruto gets a nasty visit from a certain Uchiha and it affects him in more ways then one… [Yaoi, occness, rape, Mpreg, lemons.] [ItaNaru] angst fic kinda with some humour. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,653 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forbidden Indulgences by Accidental Affinity reviews
LxLight, oneshot. To L, Light is the most luscious treat of all.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
What's Love? by My.Thesis reviews
Hunny is confused for his feelings for Mori. Like his mind said: [WHAT AM I FEELING?] Is Hunny feeling actuall love for Mori or just a big, long termed crush? MorixHunny
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Lick by freebird22259 reviews
Can Kabuto convince Orochimaru that he is just as good as Sasuke? OroxKabu oneshot. Light shibari and yaoi lemon. Inspired by a picture lol!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Stereophonic Silence by cryptictac reviews
Everything they do is done in silence, except Wilson isn't sure he wants it that way anymore. HouseWilson. Explicit slash and graphic content. Complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House
Just A Game by Cold-Creature reviews
Slash! HouseWilson! House’s flirting has been ignored for far too long! So he’s turned to drastic measures to get Wilson’s full attention. To what lengths will he go?
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Summer Lovin' by Evie-Chan589 reviews
Gaara gets dragged off to summer camp to make some new friends. While there he encounters two sexy counselors, Hyuga Neji and Uchiha Itachi. One wants to love him, one wants to screw him. Can he get it all sorted out before it's too late? NejiGaa ItaGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,679 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
In Love and Hate by JadeFaeryQueen reviews
Anko has been having nightmares and cannot shake the feelings that her old sensei is near. Will she be able to confront her nightmares, or will she once again fall victim to Orochimaru?REVISED... and stuff. I promise I will add another chapter someday...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru
Disgusting Fascination by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
They wanted to tear their eyes away so badly, it was so very wrong, this was Zetsu they were talking about!...but they couldn’t it was just too strange. [Zetsu x Deidara] [ZetDei]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Strip Poker by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
The title says it all. Kabuto and the Sound Four challenge Orochimaru to a game of Strip Poker, and the loser jumps in the lake naked. Who loses? Rated for Tayuya's Webcaster and mouth...and it's strip poker!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Release me from pain by Rewy reviews
Sequel to a 'Cursed Weasel'. Pairing: KabuHinaIta. Kabuto is Hinata´s extremely violent boyfriend, Itachi comes in to a picture and rest you must read from the story. Rating might go up. Eventually ItaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Not Weak by BlackElement7 reviews
When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Property by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Orochimaru and Kabuto get in a fight. Who will comfort him? Really crappy summary, it's not nearly that mushy. OroKabu, KimiOro, SasuOro. That's right, I said SasuOro.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Simple Logic by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, LxLight] When reasoning fails, there's always simple logic. Simple logic tells him that it feels good to have Light-kun's hand down his pants, so therefore, the hand stays.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
For All The Right Reasons by The Lady Morana reviews
What did it mean to be Fugaku Uchiha's favorite son? Let Itachi tell you. Itachi's POV. Warnings: minor, MM, FugakuItachi, abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
Symmetry by cryptictac reviews
Sometimes the things you do can end up happening to you. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Bananas, Red Meat and Clorox by cryptictac reviews
It would’ve been a random, intrusive visit like any other if it wasn’t for the plastic bag House was holding in his hand. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Let's Play House by Lunamaru reviews
AU. Crackishfic! Uchihacest, SasuNaru and others. Sasuke is in therapy sessions ever since Itachi said this confusing line: Do you still want it brother? Confessions lead to realization. YAOI, Rape, Shota, Gore, Suicide Deaths. Mpreg. On hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
I don't wanna by Snow Tigra reviews
Just exploring L's thoughts. Minor spoilers. LightxL... possibly WatarixL depending on how you look at it
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - L - Complete
Can't Waste Cake by Rumace reviews
Mori thinks Hunny has had too much cake. What happens when the cakes gets flattened? What will Hunny do? A little cute shonen ai. HunnyxMori, MistkunixTakashi whatever you'd like to call it. Finger molestation! xD R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Victorious by BlackKikyo reviews
Team 7 has been on a mission and are on their way home. But you should never leave Sasuke alone, you never know what will happen... Oneshot, ItaSasu. Yaoi, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Awaken by ArsMorendi reviews
Orochimaru wants more than just Sasuke's loyalty, he wants his body too. Cold, unable to move, Sasuke has to comply.OroSasu. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Present by Saki K reviews
The Uchiha brothers find another way to keep warm in their heatless home. I hope you know where this is going.. XD [Uchihacest Itasasu OneShot] M for lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sting by CSI Clue reviews
House gets spanked. Not gently, either.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
50 Odd Minutes in the Black Magic Room by Kagaya Chou reviews
It was all Beelzenef’s fault, but who’d ever blame the puppet. Nekozawa Umehito & Suoh Tamaki, in that order, yes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Red Moon by Amanio reviews
For a creature such as herself, this kind of attraction was sinful-- it would literally destroy the world she was so very accustomed to. But at this moment, that didn't matter-- her attraction to him was far too great. ItachixSakura Warning: LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Tempo by sakuraisitachislover reviews
Sakura has gotten hurt? Who can catch her before she falls? and who can decide her fate and her destiny? ItachixSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Affection by Perfections-Cat reviews
There are many ways to drive him to hate. This is simply another route. AU. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Forsaken by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
Itachi promises Orochimaru that he can break his little brother. Now it's time to follow through. ItaSasu [Uchihacest] Yaoi, Inc, Lemon, ambiguous consent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Serpentine Lust by Zelosismylollipop reviews
Orochimaru captures Anko after meeting her during the Chuunin exam...Will Anko be able to resist the serpent? OroxAnko rated M for strong sexuality
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
What happened to being reserved? by haru's reviews
Hunny wakes up on the beach. What happend to being reserved, Mori? HunnyxMori Fluff and a little LIMEy. OCMori, thats the fun of it .
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki Members by WolfB9191 reviews
I will give you 30 different ways to totally piss off Itachi, Deidara, Zetsu, Sasori, the Leader, and Tobi. Lets the fun start
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Naruto the Promiscuous Uke by S Girlie reviews
Life in the eyes of a horny uke. SasuNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ShinoNaru KibaNaru LeeNaru ...EVERYTHINGNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tremble by metal goat reviews
[Nongraphic rape, pedophilia, mindfuck, yaoi][Complete] Sasuke's not as strong as he thinks, Kabuto's as useful as he thinks, and Orochimaru likes it that way. [OroKabuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Just Sex by Formerly-ForlornShadowlily009 reviews
Two bodies one night. ItachiNaruto. This contains yaoi,slash, if you do not like then don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Constriction by vts reviews
Even if he is crushed slowly and swallowed whole, he wouldn't wish for anything else. This is all that Kimimaro's ever wanted. [OroKimi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kimimaro, Orochimaru - Complete
Bad dreamer by suger-snake reviews
A scared Sasuke spends the night with Itachi after a bad dream [itasasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nothing but lust and need by Vicious-Loner reviews
It all began in a rather strange way, even for being them.' ItaKisa yaoi, quite explicit. Rated to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
His Plan by S Girlie reviews
To put it bluntly... Itachi is a horny bastard who lusts after his brother. itasasu yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Itachi's Secret by Pepsi Dragon reviews
Very short,sweet and funny! Itachi is hearing things so decides to smack his head onto everything...ow... Kisame tears himself away from his boring little hobby and makes Itachi feel all better. ItachixKisame ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Loyalty by mesplinda reviews
Contains YAOI. Leader x Zetsu. Zetsu has many conflicting thoughts that make him more than slightly schizophrenic. But when it comes to his Leader's tests of loyalty, despite what he's asked, must he keep listening to his rational voice?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005
Masked by mesplinda reviews
Contains YAOI. Leader x Deidara, Zetsu x Deidara. Sometimes when we grin and bear it, we start to beleive that if the smile can fool others, then we can fool ourselves as well. Then again, Deidara always did tend to be gullible to such thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2005
Nightmare by The Ambitious Blank reviews
Sequel to Numb. Sasuke looks back on his nightmares, only to have to live through yet another... ItaSasu, incest, cursing, blood, lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2005
My Forbidden Obsession by artofillusion reviews
Sasuke has a forbidden obsession, his older brother, Itachi. Set before the massacre. Itasasu, sasuita, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/29/2005
Offering by kimi no vanilla reviews
Gaara and Kankurou have an enlightening conversation. Yaoi, lime, sandcest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Once Bitten by Sephira jo reviews
Before leaving Konoha, Orochimaru gives Anko a gift she cannot rid herself from and won't soon forget. Lime. OroAnko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2005
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Silhouettes So Close To Home reviews
Some would call it insanity. Others would say it was a crying shame. What was it really? Was it only a dream? Extremely late Birthday gift for Wondering What Breakfast Is.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009
Gone Baby Gone reviews
It all started with the death of a very unfortunate raccoon. When those raccoon deaths turn into human deaths, only L can solve the case. Is it Kira? An accomplice? Or someone else entirely? /LxOC/
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - L
Fall
Look at yourself. You don’t eat the way you need to, you’re denying your needs even exist, and you’re letting these people walk all over you. Ritsa…How far do you have to fall before you realize it wasn't worth it? ZetsuxOC, ItachixOC, and DeidaraxOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,861 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009
The Ouran Challenge! reviews
A challenge from Wondering What Breakfast Is to write a series of, on my part really super extremely short, drabbles for Ouran High School Host Club. Pairings inside. Ranges from attempted fluff to angst.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
With My Dying Breath reviews
When Orochimaru is dying, he decides to remember a heated night shared with a certain Uchiha... Yaoi. ItaOro.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
If you can't break whats already broken reviews
Three girls, join the akatsuki and are soon faced with many difficult situations. Rape, love, and loss being the worst. Zomg it's so dramatically EMO! Other than that it is rated M for a reason so....yeah....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,785 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
By the Devils rules reviews
When traveling through the woods, five people come to be captured. Will they die? Or survive in a hell designed especially for them? Of course when you learn to play the devils game you also learn to play by his rules. DeiOc HidanOc ItaOc OroOc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
KonIsou Senzuko reviews
L is being stalked by a strange creature, or so he may think. Similar to a Shinigami, will this strange creature help him? With what? Meh a fic i wrote out of sheer randomness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - L - Complete
Torture Illusion reviews
When Kabuto found you off the side of the road in a ditch, he took you back to the hideout. What started out as painless quickly became torture, how will Hitomi ever survive...Or not. Angst and blood. Non-graphic rape. I must know what you think of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
He came by the midnight moon reviews
Izumi isn't satisfied with her life as a whore. She is waiting to either be fired or have enough money to quit. What will she do when she sees a stranger one moonlit night? ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
20 ways to piss of Kisame reviews
Yep this is another one of those things. Please be gentle in your reviews this is my first time doing a twenty ways thing. i would appreciate reviews or ideas from teh peoples though! I might make more of these but i need to have some time to think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Kisame H. - Complete