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Joined 01-20-08, id: 1480331, Profile Updated: 04-05-17
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Dinner by LadyofDurin reviews
Bella is over at the Cullens where she enjoyed a nice dinner with Carlisle and Edward, during cleaning one thing lets to another, pairing Bella/Carlisle/Edward, don't like then don't read...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,956 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
What to Do? by garnetmystery reviews
Bella is bored at home when all of a sudden an unexpected visitor drops in. FEMSLASH! Esme/Bella Don't like don't read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Twilight? Harry Potter? MIXTURES! by lovely-marshine reviews
This is the story about what I think might happen if the characters from the Twilight series collide with the characters from Harry Potter... it's quite interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007
Perfection at its Worst by Opened Secrets reviews
A poem I wrote, and thought it was very fitting to Edward. Its short, a one shot, but it defiantely portrays the way he believes people percieve him and who he believes he really is. Please enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by Marcy and Roo reviews
This is what happens when two comedy writers come together to poke fun at all the ridiculous AU plotlines, while still keeping the characters as canon as allowable. By the authors of Edward in PE and Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Car Fantasies by purrbastian reviews
So what was Edward REALLY up to in his car when he ditched Biology? Read and find out! Warning: extreme and total smut/lemon. You HAVE been warned. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
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What else could go wrong! reviews
A oneshot about what can go wrong when two virgins try to deflower each other. Together Edward and Bella try to answer the following questions. What size? Flavored or Vibrating? Why aren’t you inside of me yet! Please read and review but keep in mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Twilight Playlist reviews
A playlist of songs that make me think of Twilight. You can help me add on to make a....MASTER PLAYLIST! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
The Story of my Life reviews
A story about a 15 year old girl, well a forty year old vampire, named Joss, that was changed when she was fifteen. Joss and Kade have just moved to a new town, where they meet some other veggie vamps. Read and review, if you please. Ending now, I think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Random Poems!
The name stinks I know, but oh well. I got a little bordom on Super Bowl Sunday, so this is what you get from it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 186 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
What I'd do for love reviews
Here are some poems based on what Bella and Edward would do for love and how they feel about each other. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete