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Joined 01-21-08, id: 1480410, Profile Updated: 10-29-11
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Incredible Hulk.

OK, some of you who stories i have read, may or may not like me. i am a very straight forward person. I don't like to be mean, but i don't sugar coat things either. I expect people to review my stories in the same way. I have one thing to let my readers know about my stories, I will probably be re using some of my ideas that were in my other stories, pretty much because i can and because they fit. so please don't send me reviews telling me about it when you see it, because i already know.

As far as pairings go:

Naru/Hina all the way. As far as I'm concerned, Hinata has eyes only for Naruto.

feel free to ask any other questions by messaging me and i will post the answers here.

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story progress

Starting Over Their Way, might be re written, i feel like i rushed this story, i think it could be a lot better, on hold for now.

The Four, same as starting

Naruto, Hardcore, on hold

The Hokages standby

Unsung Heroes, giving it a complete overhaul.

The Monster of The Leaf, Naruto Hulk crossover. standby

The Deal, updated, stand by.

Freedom, now working.

New stories coming soon.

Fable of Naruto, Fable lost chapters crossover.

Ironman project, a different spin on this crossover.

Hinata's weapon.

War, Naruto/Darksiders crossover.

Now, a rant. FOR YOU PEOPLE OUT THEIR, THAT SEEM TO THINK, YOU NEED TO WRITE WHOLE SENTENCES AND PARAGRAPHS IN JAPANESE, HERE IS A TIP, STOP IT!!

IT IS NOT IMPRESSIVE, IT DOES NOT ADD DEPTH, NOR CHARACTER, OR WHATEVER IT IS YOUR TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH. ALL IT IS, IS IRRITATING. YOU WANT TO WRITE YOUR STORY IN JAPANESE, GO TO THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE SECTION OF THE SITE. SPEAKING OF THAT, IF I FIND YOU DOING IT IN REVIEWS YOU SEND ME, YOU WILL BE IGNORED!!

You authers out their whom seem to think the flying thunder god is reliant on the kunai, YOUR WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. THERE IS A CHAPTER IN THE MANGA WHERE THEY SHOWED MINATO USEING THE TECHNIQUE, AND GUESS WHAT, HE DIDN'T EVEN PULL THE KUNAI OUT. HE PUT A SMALL TRACKING SEAL ON HIS ENEMIES FOOT. NO HAND SIGNS, NO SPOKEN WORD,NO YELLOW FLASH OF LIGHT, HE JUST VANISHED AND REAPEARED.

Copied and Pasted from Alpha Beowulf Prime

Rant/Bitch on SasuHina: I agree with this

Okay I don't know why but why the FUCK are there suddenly a buttload of SasuHina fics out there huh? Did some stupid group of Sasuke-lovers suddenly wake up one from pathetic hangovers and decided "Hey! We love Sasuke so much but we can't be with him in real life so let's give him the girl with the best physical assets!" or something like that right? HONESTLY PEOPLE. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THAT PAIRING!?

Get real you idiots. There is no chemistry between them, they've barely known each other as classmates, WHY THE FUCK IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR THEM TO GET TOGETHER!?

I don't want to hear bull shit reasons like "Oh, it's a fanfiction so I can totally see them get together if something like 'this or that' happens." or "Well... Hinata saw Naruto get with Sakura so she needs comfort and who better than Sasuke? Insert girlish pathetic squeal"

FUCK OFF IDIOTS. Even if its a fanfiction, what makes Hinata her is that she admires and likes Naruto. What makes Sasuke a Sasuke is that he's a pathetic emo prick screaming at the world and being to chicken to go and shut himself up. HONESTLY, WHO THE FUCK CAN SEE THAT GUY WITH A CHICKEN'S ASS HAIRDO COMFORT HER HUH!?

Challenge; The bloodline made for fun

most bloodlines are made for combat, what if naruto had one that was made to have fun/ prank with

bloodline can come from either side of his family.

must have a description of how bloodline came to be.

pairing, naru/hina prefered, but you can use what you want.

bloodline must be very easy to master.

follow my logic on this. the bloodlines created for fighting usualy have some drawback, example sharingon hurts your eyesight, so if you have one thats made for fun, there would'nt be any drawbacks unless you use a combat side to it. it could be something simple as needs more chakra for combat.

please message me so that i can read the stories. any other questions feel free to ask.

i will write my own pretty soon.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP: We shall remember

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13760 - Favs: 16,613 - Follows: 14,010 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 123,771 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Hinata, from failure to lover by Lord Farsight reviews
Hinata Hyuga, heiress to Konoha's most powerful clan, Academy student ... suicidal 11 year-old. Uzumaki Naruto, code name Yoru, ANBU agent, stealth specialist. He will teach her the ways of shadows, she will teach him to welcome people in his heart, and they will teach each other the worth of life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
In the Heat of the Night by DragonoftheEastblue reviews
Weeks after Hinata's confession, Naruto is still avoiding her. But when he stumbles upon her sleeping in her room during a heat wave, he can no longer contain himself. A NaruHina one shot lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
His Mother's Love by zenith020388 reviews
A mother's love can make it all better, no matter what it is... But can it really change the world?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Uzamaki's Reunited by Dmygo reviews
An Uzumaki is back from the dead & reunites with Naruto, Her name is Narukina! The tale takes place 3 years after Sasuke's betrayal and Narutos promise of a life time! Who will become the next Hokage! R&R PEace!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,764 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U.
The Price of Pride by VFSNAKE reviews
A little one-shot I came up with after reading Snafu the Great's fic Consequence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and Hinata Lavender Eyed love by CrazyforHinata reviews
The beginning of a beautiful romance of Naruto and Hinata. For Naruto and Hinata lovers everywhere! The beginning isnt as good as the later on chapters but it does get better! Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 103,229 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: The Leaf in the Whirlpool by SuperKayJin reviews
The Legacy of two Villages and the hope for the future of the world rests on the shoulders of Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,804 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I Love You by ShadowStar91 reviews
:Oneshot: :Lemon: Those words repeated themself in his mind since the battle with Nagato. And now he finally has an answer for her. So Naruto heads to the Hyuuga mansion to speak with the pale eyed heiress. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Kazama Ascendant by Justareader80 reviews
AU A letter discloses truths that had been hidden and Naruto is actually given the tools necessary to achieve his goals. Armed with a new sense of purpose, Naruto sets out to forge his path and revive his once great clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 182,660 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Cum Cum Under My Shower! by eternalshiva reviews
Co-authored PWP – After a grueling mission and the worst kind of Hokage training yet, Naruto only wants to head home, shower and snuggle with his wife, but unknown to him, Hinata's picked up a few of his unpredictable tendencies. NH - NSFW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto's Date by Raptorcloak reviews
Naruto and Hinata have a date in his apartment. After dessert, what besides the cinammon rolls Hinata brought does Naruto want for dessert. I'd also like to introduce my new friend and BETA reader Jestin, who helped on this story. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/22/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Will Born in Fire by EdStargazer reviews
A fleeing spy attacks the Academy after Naruto has failed his second attempt at passing the Genin Exam. Naruto is the hero of the moment but for every heroic act there is a price to be paid. Chaper 36 Homeward Bound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,676 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Be Strong Konoha by Scorpio V1.2 reviews
two years have passed...people change, agendas stay the same. Orochimaru plans to rectify his failure of two year previous......Sequel to Out of Sight, Centre of Mind Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,649 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Shinigami's Promise by Backstagewriter reviews
A promise made on the brink of death and destruction, but how far are they willing to go just to keep that promise? "In exchange for your soul, I will grant you one wish," The Shinigami said. "Then let me see my son one last time," WARNING: SPOILERS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Defining Moments by Shawny Wong reviews
NaruHina. Fluff, angst, drama, and a whole lot of sappy romance. Stir well. A story that spans 10 special events in Naruto and Hinata’s lives. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. theme #10 #10 Rated for mild cursing and implied sex
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Not Your Average Day by SoupLicker reviews
NaruHina one-shot. Lemon. Naruto finds Hinata... in a pleasant position. Things happen. Read if you want to find out. Don't really care if you review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kitsune Split: Time to Change by Haarii-chan reviews
Naruto and Hinata were raised together in the Black Ops program and have been hiding under a genjutsu for most of their lives. Now, the time has come to drop the genjutsu. How will their teams and the rest of Konoha react? Rated of violence and cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,990 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Demon Shinobi of Konoha by Thelow reviews
After the attack of the Kyuubi it was revealed to the council who Naruto's father truly was. 12 years later Konoha is thriving with many strong ninja, one known as the Demon Shinobi is about to get his own Genin squad. Full Summary inside. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Never Really Alone by Hinata Uzumaki-sama reviews
After living away from Konoha for the past 18 years. Two powerful Ninja return to the village to see the person they left behind that fateful night. The story of Naruto finally meeting his parents. Some NaruHina but not that big in the story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,767 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Naruto Hinata Oneshot by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Heres a one shot I can up with after seeing a couple funny comics on the internet
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Will of Fire by Circean Shadow reviews
Nearly killed on his third birthday, Naruto is sent out of the village to train with the Uchiha Prodigy, Itachi. Watch as he finds connections and makes irremovable bonds to become truly powerful and protect everyone he loves. NaruxHina NarutoxBleach
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,299 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Team 7 by Fumei Zeus reviews
Team 7 is an infamous assassin group. On assignment they kill Kabuto unfortunately for them he’s Senator Orochimaru’s illegal business partner and they've pissed him off. Now they're fighting for their lives and discovering long hidden secrets.Sequel soon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,129 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
EroSennin's Research: The Fox and His Princess by Laughing Jester reviews
A Naruto Lemon series that I have written for a non-profit purpose. NaruHina style WARNING: Please read the ratings. Contains Adult themes and language. If you are not old enough to read, please don't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Birds and Bees: Hinata by Romez reviews
Naruto walked down the streets, wondering who he should ask. After all, most people seemed pretty freaked out when they are asked how babies are made. Suddenly, he spotted Hinata and ran to her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto:Reborn by MrWriterWriter reviews
A second jutsu in the Forbidden Scroll enables Naruto to become a new man, literally. StrongNaruto. NarutoHarem. Rated for violence, language, and some suggestive references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 5,494 - Follows: 4,868 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
In Heat by ExistenceIsFutile23 reviews
After a Kiba-involved mishap, Naruto is a little more frisky around the women of Konoha... This one of course is M for a reason. NarutoXHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Claiming a Lover Vol 1 by brown phantom reviews
Naruto and Hinata get a chance to discuss their feelings after the Pain battle in private. Lemon for all the Naruhina fans out there, written at a friend's request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rivers of Hades by dllang89 reviews
At age 9, Sarutobi decides Naruto is ready to find out about the Uzumaki clan and their power: to control the rivers of the Underworld. Main pairing: NarutoHinataTemari Rating may go up in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Three Stars by UnlikelyloveUnlimited reviews
Naruto has had a rough life,and by all indications it's going to get rougher. Can three women convince him to pursue his dream? And can they manage to share his affections without destoying each other? Chapter nine now up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,975 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Naruto Hitman for Hire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto:Shikengon by Ero-Drak reviews
Naruto's bloodline is the most powefull bloodline that ever been known. Will Naruto master his bloodline. Book 1. I suck at summarys. Hinatas a prevert in this story. hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Our Secret pt2: Passion by Keyote reviews
Continuation to Our Secret pt.1: Love. After two years apart, Naruto and Hinata find themselves having to meet up when their secret romance is threatened. What must they do in order to stay together? Rated M for leMon scene
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lovely encounter by Snowdragon20068 reviews
Naruto is left alone on his birthday, just as he is about to spend another birthday all alone, a girl comes to change his day. Thats a really bad summary, so if you would just take a look it might not be so bad. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,026 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Clan Eyes by Rei Ronin reviews
Three years after the Yondaime's death, the Hyuuga elders found a way of killing Naruto legally. Hiashi, trying to prevent his clan's political suicide, put in motion the wheels of a plan that will rock Konoha's future. The legend starts here. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,792 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Legend Of Naruto by Leaf Ranger reviews
Naruto brings Sasuke back, only to be banished. But out in the world, he discovers new evils that threaten Konoha. With the help of a hero from another realm, he moves to protect his home. OC by Allan Pike. NaruHina of course.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,822 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Link - Complete
Cops and Curators by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hinata's late for work and the world seems to be conspiring against her, until she's knocked to the ground. It should be illegal for a man to look that good in a police uniform. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unconditional Love by ThaDoctor17 reviews
NaruHina fic, fluff. Oneshot. Hinata wakes up in a hospital room, injured and only concerned with finding out if Naruto is okay. Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mending a Broken Chocolate Heart by czgohan reviews
This is a valentines story Naruhina pairing, i got the idea after seeing the little scene at the end of episode 96. i hope you like it kinda fluffy. please r/r rated for safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Poker Night by Lazyman05 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is one lucky individual, no one can deny that. But what happens when the kunoichi, mainly one Hinata, get an idea to use his luck? Implied NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Good Onenight Stand by Heronkai reviews
Tsunade's horny. Naruto's drunk. What could happen. Lemons of course. TsundaexNaruto. 'M' rated. Read and Review. My god. Over 10,000 views. Is this thing really that good. Damn right it is. Read and review lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Opposites Attract by xxxturkey reviews
After return of Gaara. Saku, Kaka Kiba go after Sasoris spy in the land of grass. Meanwhile Naru enters the Chuunin exam, why is Hina so eager to take it with him? And after the last mission have Neji and Tenten grown closer? Gained good reviews so far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 161,024 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Eel by Dragoona reviews
Hiashi gets worried when he hears Hinata make strange noises at night.So he did what any parent would, ask someone else to find out what's wrong. But what Hinata's sister does find is disturbing. But then again, how else does a 12 year old describe sex?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Nanaya Legacy by Spaceman reviews
Naruto Tsukihime Lunar Legend Crossover. Xover. Three great doujutsu - Sharingan, Byakugan, and Rinnegan. What if there was a fourth sealed away? What if it was powerful enough to destroy anything? Naruto is about to find out. CH 06 IS UP WITH BETA!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,335 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Under a Mistletoe by Keyote reviews
Two month's after Hinata found her sanctuary with Naruto, the two of them experience their first Christmas together. And during this special time of the year, the precious bonds between them start's to truly shine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fukkatsu by Ketsueki0 reviews
Akatsuki is still at large and after the Kyuubi. When they lose their grip on their trump card, Konoha finds a familiar face and powerful ally in their midst. NaruHina, mentions of ShikaTem, LeeSaku, and MinaKushi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,044 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Our Secret pt1: Love by Keyote reviews
Everyone in the world has at least one secret. You, me, everyone. So lets find out what secret Naruto and Hinata keep to themselves. Part 1 of 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Warrior of Heart by Golden Arms reviews
Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss during graduation, but it's Hinata's reaction everyone's more concerned about.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Three Seals by Uncle Joe reviews
What if the seal on Naruto's stomach failed when he was six, what if three more seals where placed upon him to hide his incredible power, what if the first failed in the forest of Death...I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruhina oneshot 'adventures' at a storage room by Meje2 reviews
Short one shot. Naruto has to help at the Hyuga household as punishment for his pranks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Her Sanctuary by Keyote reviews
One shot NaruHina fic. Hinata is cast out of the Hyuga clan. As she thinks back on the last few years of her life, Naruto appears and offer's her a place of sanctuary! Story continued in Precious Bonds, now readable on fan-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
About Time by Akiko Raikou reviews
Naruto falls ill and Hinata's left to take care of him. Naruto ends up catching more than a cold when they finally confess their love for each other. Naruhina oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Because I Belong To Him by Kyuumei reviews
Your typical Naruto-returns-to-Konoha story. Hinata enlists Sakura's help in getting Naruto's attention. Kind of sappy, if I say so myself. Naru/Hina. Absurdly long for one chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,173 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Smile by Niamhako reviews
She knows that somewhere, he's smiling. He knows that somewhere, she's happy. All they want, is for eachother to smile. No matter what happens.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tsunade’s master plan by johnny o binome reviews
Naruto is told about Hinata's crush and woh be onto those who hid it from him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Happy Birthday Hinata! by Romez reviews
What will our kuncklehead give Hinata at her birthday party? Wait, how did he even GET invited into one of the most prestigious clans in Konoha? Looks like you'll have to read and find out. NaruHina. Average Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Fox Knight by Leaf Ranger reviews
His eyes glowed red, as a few tears fell down his cheeks. "This is my purpose now." Then he turned, and leapt away. NaruHina, with darkness at first. This is my second fanfic, and i hope you all will enjoy it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,539 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Celebrating the Festivites by Wandering Wonderer reviews
It was to be the most eventful time of her life. Her favourite festivities, Christmas, Birthday and New Years just got a whole lot better. From first date, to first love, Hinata finds happiness. Rated M for Lemon in Chapter 3 and 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Icha Icha: Flower Petals by NarutosBrat reviews
It's a oneshot, about Naruto and Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The me behind the mask by MrWriterWriter reviews
ONESHOT. Naruto gives a little insight on himself and what he thinks about certain people in his life. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Chastising Castigator by TokehGecko reviews
Karma is a Lifestyle and Naruto lives it brilliantly. Life is compensation as you can only take what you give. Watch Naruto deliver retribution...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto's Secret by Jesus Freak 242 reviews
What if Naruto had been hiding his skills the entire time, right up until his graduation from the academy? What if he was given training on countless techniques in secret? AU Naruhina rated for safety better summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Eyes Of The Beholder by HoNdeR reviews
An incident will awaken what once had slept inside Naruto. The meeting with a being that he thought imaginary will alter his heart. Will he find who this mystery girl was, and is? NaruHina one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hinata's Dream Come True by Wandering Letters reviews
A short lemon between Naruto and Hinata. Funny how a simple trip into rocks can give you an interesting night with the guy you love. Rated M for lemon. R&R please. Chapter 2 has replaced Chapter 1 so you no longer need to switch. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: The Ancients Power by hiro15 reviews
After 12 years of harsh treatment the Kyuubi decides to give naruto a gift since this is all her fault. Is there a new bloodline in Konoha? narutofemkyuubi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ripple Effect by Kairi 'Shadow Sage' Taylor reviews
The sequel to Initiative. Naruto prepares for his first formal date with Hinata, and they will be joined by Neji & TenTen. Of course, things will predictably get awkward...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto's day in the 5th hokage's office by cassanova959 reviews
naruto was having a bad day becuase nobody in ANBU trusted him after working in ANBU for 2 years he wanted to train a genin team so he had to see the 5th hokage.lemon inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Bluntly by Juniper11 reviews
Because sometimes a woman just has to go after her man...and Hinata is a woman.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Analogy by Kukaburraxxii reviews
NaruHina mush! Naruto's a busy Hokage and Hinata's feeling neglected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I am not Submissive! by Chronos Astral reviews
Naruto was a nice guy. A little too nice, at times, for his own good. So then how will he take being the living teddy bear of the girls of his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U.
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and the Seven Deadly by Red-Haired-Jack reviews
Naruto has awoken his Sins, and they change his life. With powerful figures reborn, including a Demon King and a Hokage, alliances forming, Akatsuki and others will have a much harder time accomplishing their goals. NaruSakuHina? ShikaInoTema? and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,968 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U.
the reason i live by life.is.love.love.is.life reviews
naruhina & sasusaku.What if Sasu didn't leave to train with Orochi,but with naru,kaka,and jiraiya? Naru & Sasu return from their training mission of 2 years to find that they think of a few people at home differently than they used to.gets better later on
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8884 - Favs: 5,599 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Conception by ThaDoctor17 reviews
Naruto is taking a shower after a mission when his wife Hinata interrupts him. NaruHina lemon, very hot. Hope ya all like it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Restart by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
The Akatsuki has been defeated. But at a terrible cost. Hinata was killed during the final battle, with Naruto being killed by the final weapon. But the Death God has other plans. He sends Naruto back to defeat Hebi and fix all the wrongs. M for safty NxH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,362 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Night of Passion by ThaDoctor17 reviews
NaruHina lemon. Based on the missing piece of a doujin from mattwilson83 on deviantart. Hot, etc. etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Undiscovered Feelings Revealed by Formally known as Freya reviews
Naruto finds out about Hinata's feelings for him. It starts out as a harmless date to boost Hinata's confidence but may end as something more. Naruto's fondness for her as a friend starts to change into more than just friendship. RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,049 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ending the Pain by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NaruHina, Oneshot Without knowing Naruto has been hurting Hinata but what happens when he finds out about it. Rate M. READ and REVIEW.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Initiative by Kairi 'Shadow Sage' Taylor reviews
Hinata has always loved Naruto, but could nver find a way to properly express how she felt to him. One particular morning, an innocent dare changes things. And yes, Jiraiya is to blame...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
They Were Right by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NaruHina Two-shot, It seems as if Naruto and Hinata are the only ones that haven't experience IT, but can a simple run in change that. rated M for LEMON and LANGUAGe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Quest for Mama by Cybertoy00 reviews
Spoilers for chap. 367. When Naruto hears that his feisty mother, Kushina, is alive, he heads off, dragging friends old and new along on an journey that just might be their last!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Konoha's ArkeAngel by JodeRobin reviews
Naruto finds out about his parents and bloodlines early in his life. This story follows him thru his life, growing stronger all the time. Au, strongNaruto. Title may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,432 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Valentine's Eve by v0c SweetKiss reviews
With Naruto's love towards Sakura begins to waver, Hinata seized this opportunity to take action. Long story short, Mindless Lemons... O.o NaruHina OneShot R&R please and maybe I might write more *winks*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruhina: Operation Honeymoon by KandyJC3 reviews
Due to all the recent missions and hospitalizations, Naruto and Hinata have never spent any real time together as Husband and wife. Upon discoverying this their friends try to trick them into well deserved alone time. Sequel to The Search for Hanabi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,401 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Way I Dreamed IT by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NH,Expirience the drama, the romance, the action, and the thrill of the story see how Naruto and Hinata come together, the troubles they face, and the passionate moments they share. WARNING rated M 4 Language and LEMONS. Now COMPLETE, read it and enjoy it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 102,789 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Standing Up For Him by ThaDoctor17 reviews
NaruHina very short oneshot. Sakura is being mean to Naruto again, and Naruto is, as usual, taking it. Not anymore though, Hinata is sick of Sakura putting him down so much. She's finally standing up for him. And he appreciates it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Land of Sakè 2 by ThaDoctor17 reviews
Sequel to my original oneshot. A lemon of NaruHina. They are on a mission in the Land of Sakè. Things get hotter than they could've imagined. Very fluffy and very sexy. NaruHina only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love Among Shinobi by SquallStorm reviews
Reunited with his friends, Naruto quickly starts a new relationship with the shy and gentle Hinata. When called off to Sunagakure for a mission, Hinata and friends rush after him. Overcome by emotion, Naruto and Hinata go to the ultimate level.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,159 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Two Halves by Spirit of the Abyss reviews
This is a NaruHina fic. What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya,Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? More than you can imagine. Originally authored by DameWren.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,209 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Letter by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Land of Sakè by ThaDoctor17 reviews
NaruHina OneShot! Directly after the Scent Bug arc during the fillers. Naruto and Hinata are assigned to stakeout in the Land of Sakè.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Blessed Poison by Wandering Wonderer reviews
After a run-in with a rogue female ninja who hates men, Naruto is infected with a poison that will kill him in 24 hours. There's only one cure. Hinata will do anything to save him...anything. NaruHina, rated M for lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Poisoned by Skullz427 reviews
Naruto is raised by his mother, taught int he shinobi ways and brings about the creation of Konoha's newest clan, the Uzumaki. He isn't actually poisoned, read and you'll see NaruHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Namikaze Estate by shadowtrapper reviews
Was Kazama Estate changed for certain reasons. What would have happened if Sandaime had sacrificed himself instead of Yondaime? How would this effect Naruto? Part 1 of 3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,936 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
One Drunken Night by Meje2 reviews
Naruto is still traveling with Jiraiya but meets Hinata in a pub. What is she doing there and what will happen? I suck at summaries naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
PS I Love You by xXMadNinjaSkillzXx reviews
It was raining. Again.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Temari's Present by literaturefreak reviews
Temari wants to thank Naruto for Saving Gaara from the Akatsuki. Rated M for Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You more than anyone by FemaleEro321 reviews
All a dream? NaruHina LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Blood by Wandering Wonderer reviews
The five walked around the battlefield, searching among the countless enemy bodies and praying to find Hinata alive." You don't know what you've got till it's gone. NaruHina Rated T for themes, slight gore/violence and sexual references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Paradox of Light and Shadow by shadowoftime reviews
NaruHina. What if Naruto wasn't an idiot? A falling leaf takes many twists and turns, but not even the strongest wind can return it to the tree.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Scavenger Hunt by InfestedByPurple reviews
xX:OneShot:Xx Ino has a Chritsmas party, but her plan to kiss Sasuke goes all wrong when he takes matters into his own hands with the help of Shikamaru. Hinata wins, getting her the impossible dream. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer Lovin by Black Rose TD reviews
Rookie 9, Team Gai, and the Sandsibs try to find a way to beat the heat. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Why Wait Longer by WG-Writer reviews
How would Hinata react to Naruto's return from his trip if the trip was six years instead of three?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Enough by Omnipotent Author reviews
Hinata has had enough
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ultimate Bloodline by storynerd reviews
What if Naruto possessed a bloodline that rivaled or even passed the Sharingan? The ultimate jutsu stealing bloodline begins to surface in Naruto. What will he do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U.
The Life that Could Have Been by SulliMike23 reviews
What if Sarutobi sealed the Kyuubi in Naruto? What if Naruto's parents were alive? What would his life be like? Couples undecided. MinaKushi AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
NaruHina:The Search for Hanabi by KandyJC3 reviews
When Hanabi goes missing, Kiba, Naruto and Hinata are sent out to find her, but soon discover there is more to the mission then just rescuing her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Skulk by Wandering Wonderer reviews
The first page in the next chapter of his life was not planned in fact, it had been completely out of his control. And hers. Oneshot NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
An Unexpected Surprise by Shakra1 reviews
As Naruto layed in his bed alone as the rain poured in Konoha, he gets an unexpected visitor. NaruXHina. LEMON. My first lemon anyway.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata's New Life by Awesomoisawesome reviews
Hinata's father disowns her, with no place left to go she moves in with Naruto. However problems arise once Hinata's little sister Hanabi comes to live with them and falls in love with Naruto. NaruHina with slight NaruHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,133 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
MIDnight SNaCk by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NaruHina One-shot, Unable to sleep both Naruto and Hinata realize the reason is because they are hungry. Rated M big time for explicit scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Halloween Ever by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Yes, I know, lame title. NaruHina, rated M for ghost stories and themes...sorry, no lemon. Naruto attends a Halloween party thrown by Hinata and Neji. For the boy who hates Halloween so much, he sure does enjoy this night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
One shot is all you get by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NaruHina one shot, Naruto realizes that being Hokage is not the only thing he sees in his future. If you like it plz review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Art of Mimicry by Aracade reviews
AU The container of the great nine tail fox has an unusual Bloodline Limit. He can copy what you do regardless of what it is. They say mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,797 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Protection by Alexz Recoro reviews
When assassins target Hinata, in order to gain the Byakugan, and there seems to be a spy inside the Hyuuga family, where could she be safer than with the strongest ninja in Konoha, even if he IS the village outcast? HinataNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,075 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Years of Blindness by ArcTheJedi reviews
Naruto discovers a silent messenger one morning. NaruHina fluff, occurs before Trial by Leaves. Counterpart to My One and Only Star. Naruto's side of the story. Is it still a oneshot if there are 2 versions of the same scene?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Habit reviews
Naruto is worried because he isn't a strong swimmer. He can't trust the others not to laugh at him and Sakura's not around. An unlikely teacher comes to his rescue, but will she need to be rescued from him as well? MA! MATURE! NO LIL KIDS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Pitter Patter of Rain by Romez reviews
NaruHina oneshot. Naruto is depressed and is contemplating on just giving up on life, but what happens when an equally depressed Hinata comes into Naruto's home? Find out as the two help each other in their time of need. Have a tissue box next to you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
My One and Only Star by ArcTheJedi reviews
Hinata's greatest secret has gone missing! NaruHina fluff, occurs before Trial by Leaves. Counterpart to Years of Blindness. Hinata's side of the story. Is it still a oneshot if there are 2 versions of the same scene?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome Home Naruto by Rauchster reviews
Naruto has come home after 6 years away. What will the girls plan for his homecoming? NaruHina OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ramen no Jutsu! WHAT! by Romez reviews
[Oneshot] What happens when Naruto tries to create a jutsu that creates Ramen? Well, in this funny turn of events, he gets Hinata! Thing is, she tastes like Cinnamon rolls, if you know what I mean. NarutoxHinata, Lemon in there. Some humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love in the Forest of Death by Clayton Overstreet reviews
HinataXNaruto note: Written in .txt Will look better if you word wrap it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Forest by lil.ramen.lover reviews
Hinata tore through the forest, crying. Twoshot! fluff... R&R...Sounds better than the summary and the title!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Operation: Bring home Naruto by Dragonwannabe reviews
Hinata's been assigned the mission of getting Naruto back home safely after his last dangerous assignment. But can she handle the undercover identity as his girlfriend that she’d been given without revealing her true feelings for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,220 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forever by DarkenedxPhoenix reviews
Naruto and Hinata are training, and Hinata gets hit with a rock. So naruto takes her back to his house, and lays her in his bed, but she wakes up, giving him a hug and shouting I love you, due to a dream. What could this lead to? NaruHina LEMON PLZ R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,121 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata Hyuuga Fan Club by Lord Cynic reviews
The Miss Hinata Hyuuga Fan Club. A major pain in the butt. Ah, but what an interesting plot device for mindless fluff. NaruHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Am Not Me by Maresia Eterna reviews
[COMPLETE]"This village is going through a very difficult time." Tsunade confessed, and Shizune tensed. "Is it Akatsuki? A war?" she asked, and the Hokage narrowed her eyes. "No, it's the hormones!" [NarutoxHinata; ShikamaruxOC; SasukexSakura; KakashixOC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,939 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fireworks by LadyDetia reviews
The Harvest Festival is fast approaching as the citizens of Konoha prepare for a night of excitement and possibly romance. Will a certain indigo haired girl finally get the courage to spark the flames of love? NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
[OneShot][NaruHina] At the age of 18, Hinata rests at home after a rough mission. Naruto decides to step by to look if she's okay. What they didn't know was that it would turn out to a whole different visit. M for lemon. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
April Fools Pleasure by Azndrifter25 reviews
After a boring day of hell Tsunade was at her limits of doing constant paperwork on April fools day. That is until Naruto makes her life alot worse while working late at night. Or does it make it better?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
The Trial by Thelow reviews
The group gets annoyed at how Naruto is acting for his new found feelings for Hinata. Deciding to teach him a lesson they come up with a trail for him to undertake. NaruHina Oneshotpossible sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Reasons we fight by Thelow reviews
Two ninja rush throught the woods in search of the ones who have kidnapped someone very close to them. Oneshot. HinaNaru NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Wait No More by ilovemratedfanfic reviews
LEMONS narutoXhinata waht would happen when HInata is tried of waiting for naruto so she takes matter in to her own hands. this story features Hinata as a...slut..hehe. rated M so litle kids stay away mature sexual content you have been WARNED R&R PLEASE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Meant to be by Thelow reviews
A sad confession of feelings for one another and an arranged marriage cause trouble for Hinata. NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Naruto kun by PhoenixClaw reviews
Twenty one years old and married, Hyuuga Hinata can't wait to celebrate her first Christmas with Naruto. However, when it's revealed Hinata has one more gift to give, will he be as receptive as she hopes, or will tragedy find it's way into their hearts?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
White Dog Night by Nate Grey reviews
Kiba gives his life to save Hinata, and she and Akamaru must unite to save each other. But with the biggest threat to their lives being her own clan, the only safe place for a shy girl and her little white dog may be outside Konoha's gates...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,153 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Metal Blood, Crystal Soul by IRON ZODIAC reviews
I made At the age 7 Naruto was attacked by the villagers fed up he leaves. 6 years later he comes back to the village.!A Superpowered Naruto fic! Please be Gentle its my first time I do not own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Naruto U.
Hinata's sickness by lebron132 reviews
A story of what happens if Naruto takes care of Hinata when she's sick...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hokage Monument by Thelow reviews
Future oneshot. A jounin teacher is taking her students up to see the faces of the Hokage on the mountains. But some people the class dont expect arrive to help with the lesson. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Would you love a monster woman by stuntbutt reviews
third fanfic. lemon in side. Naruto and Hinata again. this time Hinata is the one in trouble. please read and review. i'm sorry for the piss poor grammer as it was late when i finished this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Would you love a monster man by stuntbutt reviews
a enemey attack transforms naruto and only Hinata is looking for him.rated m. lemon. NarutoXHinata. please read and reivew
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dessert older by Shady Bishie reviews
Naruto can't decide what to order for dessert at the ramen bar, and Hinata comes along...and dessert is forgotten. NaruHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata's Confession by AquaSkye16 reviews
R&R. Hinata decides to confess. How will she do it? Of course, getting some help from her friends...absolute romantic professionals, right? Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tears by PsyBomb reviews
Having fulfilled his greatest promise, why is Naruto in such a gray mood? Who can make Konoha's brightest star shine once more? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
For Always by Ky Hakubi reviews
Naruto sinks into a depression only Hinata can pull him out of. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto's Legacy by MonkeysTotallyRock reviews
COMPLETE! Naruto goes off with Jaraiya to train for three years. He'll be returning, tall, strong, and mature. [NaruHina] Read and Review please. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,756 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ramen by Lord Cynic reviews
Oneshot. NarutoHinata. The more she thought about it, the more she thought ramen and Naruto had a lot in common.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Out of Sight, Centre of Mind by Scorpio V1.2 reviews
This is my first ever fanfiction, Naruto lost his sight and it is up to Hinata to help him out. I got the idea from an episode of MASH where Hawkeye lost his sight. Please R&R, Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,620 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Say it From The heart by Cloud-1-3-5 and Ame Emi Dai reviews
Everyone says 'Merry Christmas' to each other at this time of year... so when everyone's saying the same thing, it's sometimes how you say it that makes it count instead. Short story, NaruHina, complete
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Hinata's Desire by Mr. Boomba reviews
Hinata is fed up with never being noticed by Naruto. So she devises a plan so risque, is it just too risky? Rated for sex and crude humor in later chapters. NaruHina Progress reports on profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Missions by AngelMiko289 reviews
When Hinata gets fed up with the missions that are given to her by the new Hokage, she decides to deal with him herself. Well, until she knows the reasons why. Waring: Excessive kissing and major potty mouths! Parings: NarutoHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Don't Hate me by hinatakyubi reviews
COMPLETE After getting Sasuke back and defeating Orochimaru and Kabuto with Kyubi's help. Naruto had to deal with a new problem of being the new Kyubi along with stopping an attack by Stone and what's left of Sound.HinataNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,932 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Change for the Better by MaxFic reviews
AU, Naruto is taken from the village shortly after his birth so that he can be raised away from the hate of the people. How different will Naruto turn out? No deffinite pairings yet. Most likely NaruHina but maybe NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,144 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Quiet Proposal by otherworldviolet reviews
She wants to tell him she’s scared, and she doesn’t want to marry Nejiniisan or Sasukekun – she wants to marry him and only him and if she can’t she’ll never be happy. NaruHina. Rated for occasional language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ghostly Eyes by Sgamer82 reviews
Naruto has just been recruited to join in a rescue mission. The rescuee? None other than a girl named Hyuga Hinata. But her captors have plans for the white eyed child. Plans that might well make Hinata more foe than friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,883 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
how's it going to be? by Aikuchi Shikaku reviews
Sasuke came back, Sakura broke up with Naruto...what's our hero to do? can you blame him if he sings his lungs out in Angst? NaruSaku which comes to be SasuSaku. Eventual NaruHina. SemiSongfic Inspired by Third Eye Blind's Song of the Same Title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rain by Aikuchi Shikaku reviews
Summary: After training for three years Naruto goes back to Konoha in secret to surprise his friends and a certain kunoichi in his graduating class that he has now grown to love...or is it too late? [From Naruto's Point of View, PG13 just to be safe.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Birthday Kisses by Hana J reviews
It is Hinata's birthday...all girls deserve to get a kiss on their birthday. Don't you agree? Naruto is going to grant Hinata her wish. NarutoHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2005
Snap Judgment by dave-d reviews
Hinata and Naruto prepare for their first night of intimacy. Hinata left Naruto with just one task. Was that asking too much? One shot story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
Her Demon, His Angel by drunkdragon reviews
A mission gone wrong leaves Hinata alone. But five years can change a lot of things written in stone. SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, eventual NaruHina. Bits and pieces of humor tossed in. AU and OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,133 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Second Best by NuttyScribbler reviews
After kick starting their relationship in a highly unusual manner, Naruto and Hinata must now work together to stay together. Rated for smutty humor, a lil nudity, sexual innuendoes and fluff. Chapter 2: Shotgun Wedding
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,458 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
Warmth by starah reviews
An epilogue chapter for 'Heat', or a mouthful of HxN fluff. Naruto and Hinata sit before a fire and talk about what transpired.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/17/2003
Heat by starah reviews
Naruto has a problem. A very big problem. NaruHina, with touches of SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,462 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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The Deal reviews
When the Nine Tailed Fox attacked the Leaf, Minato made a deal. Twelve yrs later, The deal is being completed, and those who mistreated Naruto, will learn the error of their ways.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Freedom reviews
Hinata, who is this special prisoner you've been guarding?" Asked Tsunade. "Naruto Namikaze"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto, The Punisher! reviews
after an incident on the way home from from wave country, Naruto snaps. The guilty must be punished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Monster of the Leaf reviews
What if the Fourth Hokage had a very special bloodline that he passed down to his son. What if he could give a small bit of it to his wife? Naru/Hina other pairings tba
Crossover - Naruto & Incredible Hulk - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Naruto U.
The Hokage's Dark Knight reviews
During Naruto's training trip, the council somehow takes over power in the leaf ninja. Now Naruto must become something darker, something who works during the night to help the Hokage regain her power. He must become her dark knight.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hardcore Naruto reviews
what if some drastic changes were made to the academy and the rookie 9 were test subjects for the curriculum, what if naruto was the oldest of triplets and had someone raising him when he grew up, if one of his sisters was betrothed to sauske?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The FOUR reviews
A/U story, what if naruto, had alot more help before entering the acadamy, what if he offered sasuke a differant way to gain power, what if lee had a bloodline, what if neji got an explanation from his father, what if these four later on left to be traine
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Starting Over Their Way reviews
Naruto has returned from his training trip too discover, that the villagers and the council have not changed there opinion of him at all, so him and his 12 friends, come up with a plan to be able to leave the village so that they can make their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.