Age: Well...Lets just say I cant Smoke, Drink, or drive, but I am potty trained and can tie my shoes without any help!!

Birthday: January 30...sometime before the 21th century

Sex: I never like saying I'm an (F) in sex because then I feel like I failed sex...which is impossible...or is it?! Can you fail sex??

If there's anything else you want to know about me just PM me...I guess...

My Ao3:

Couples/Ships I like:

Naruto:

SasuSaku

ItaSaku

ItaSakuSasu (Threesomes are love)

NaruHina

SasuNaru (Only sometimes...)

NaruSaku (Occasionally, though I dont see it becoming canon)

SasuSakuNaru (Team 7 love FTW!)

KakuHida (One of the few yaois I really do support. Yay Body Buddy!)

AkatsuSaku (Its fun. Kinda goes along with ItaSaku, but much more smex)

ShikaIno (I tolerate this one...)

ShikaTema (Yay! So cute together...)

KakaSaku (Yeah...I pair Sakura with everyone...Although this couple is pretty sweet sometimes)

Avatar:

Zutara (For the WIN!) ((Although Bryke must hate us Zutarians...))

SukixSokka (No idea how to combine their names)

FullMetal Alchemist:

EdWin! (This is true Canon my friend!)

RoyxRiza (Once again, true canon)

AlxNoah/Rose (Only because I dont want Al to be alone during these fics...)

For those of you who actually want to know... J'ecris means 'I write' in French...

Quote Du Jour:

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

E.L. Doctorow

Stories & Stuff

Upcoming Stories:

"..."Untitled SasuxSaku: Done as a request by Purple Fluff Ball: A T-rated love story, or as she likes to put it 'Innocent Love'...

This story is on hold, at least until I finish some of my other fics. -On Hold--Possibly forever--

Discovered Love: TsunadexSakura M Originally called 'TsuXSaku Love' then 'Discovered Love Yuri' and finally 'DL' for short. It was my first yuri (GirlxGirl action) as well as my first fanfic...Boy was I nervous about posting it. I had many of my friends read it at school and they liked it and said that I should post it here!! Yay!! Summary: After a Ninjutsu lesson, Tsunade invites Sakura to stay the night and they wind up discovering their feelings for each other. After they spend time together they realize that they really do love each other. However, something terrible happens to Sakura!Cannot disclose anymore information as that would be spoilers for those who read the story. I find it slightly ironic that during the time I was writing this, I was going through a troubling time trying to discover who I really was and what I was. Without even knowing it I made the title and Sakura's character reflect me during this period. Odd isnt it?

Broken: SasukexSakura M This was my second fic here and it was the first where it was completely on the computer. I decided against writing it out after a bitter incident where my mother had found a very detailed yuri scene for 'DL' under the keyboard in my handwriting...Anyways, Not many of my Real Life Freinds have read it due to the computer only fact. I have told them about and they seem interested...Moving on...Summary: Sakura has finally started to date Sasuke, the boy who she had been crushing on for only all of her life! However, for no apparent reason, Sasuke turns to drinks to help him loosen up and unwind. For 6 months, Sakura is forced to hide the fact that everytime her lover gets drunk he turns up to her house and has his way with her, whether it be as a punching bag or a free hookup. She hides it from everyone, including Sasuke who has absolutely NO idea what happens when he drinks. Finally word is leaked to Tsunade who is starting to put together 2 and 2 and in the most recent chapter, is questioning Sakura on how her relationship with the Dark Avenger is going. That is as far as I will go for fear of leaking spoilers to my dear and devoted fanbase (if you could call it that!) who are waiting for the next chapter. Being my first dark fic, I was a bit apprehensive as to how rough Sasuke would be to Sakura, but as you can see, She's strong enough to bounce back from anything...Or is she?

Cruel Irony: ItachixSakura M This is my 3rd fic...I havent really thought it out much but it does contain pregnancy, sex scenes, heavy makeout sessions and like the title says, so much irony that its not even funny. Once the story progresses, you'll see wink Summary: Itachi and Sakura have been going out for 3 years and have lived together for a while now. They both love each other, even though Itachi may not say it all the time. So when Sakura reveals that she is with Itachi's child, how will he react? And is it even possible for a man who destroyed his own family, to create one of his own? I've had a lot of good reviews for this one. I'm glad you like it guys!

A Weasel and A Cherry Blossom: ItachixSakura M "Now Sakura," he purred her name as his tomoe spun "I will find out what I want to know, one way or the other." This one is a two shot, though if you just want smex, skip straight to chapter 2. No real story line, just hot, coerced sex. XD

Why the Moon has a Dark Side: T " A story telling the tale of the Dark Goddess Hecate, and why the moon has a dark side. An english project turned into fanfiction" I liked it. My teacher liked it. My class liked it. Its rated T for violence, gore, hounds of hell attacking Greek peasants etc...Mucho fun.

Black Book: SasuxSaku/ItaxSaku/NaruxSaku M Takes place in a slightly AU. Sakura is an Anbu spy: Mission; Infiltrate Akatsuki. However, she gets caught up in the deception and lies that surround this mission.

That's all for now folks...I"ll check back as the stories continue to be updated