Mark JGChide bio
Hi, I'm a 17 year old who has been a mild fan of Harry Potter for a while and just discovered as well as other HP goodies online (like JKR interviews). I love all well-written HP fanfics, especially silly ones, or ones that get JKR's voice well, or slash. (I think all of my "favorite stories" are excellent; please read them and tell the authors if you liked them!) I also love most other types of fantasy, although not Tolkien; I love many things by E. Nesbit, Diane Duane, Charles de Lint, Madeline L'Engle, and many others. I also love the music of Sarah McLachlan. I hope to have some story fragments uploaded soon. Please feel free to cantact me in any way or about anything! |
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The Art of Seduction by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
By Any Other Name by Didodikali reviews
Introducing QuidditchJock!Lily. No, really, I'm not kidding. And guess what sport Severus plays? Nope, guess again. Illustrated! Fanart!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Don't Want to be an Inarticulate Freak by VirtualFaerie reviews
Ginny Weasley is a Goody-Two-Shoes dork that nobody likes, and Draco Malfoy is the school Bad Boy. Ginny catches him doing something that could get him expelled and a deal is made. She wants to be bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Carrot Cake of Doom by Elektra3 reviews
In which Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, the Death Eaters learn how to cook - and why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,148 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2002 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Bites Back! by Diricawl reviews
What would the characters of HP think of fan fiction? Well, now you can find out. As we write it, they dream it, leaving us with some very mentally scarred teenagers—and some professors, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
The Matrix: Breadbox Edition by Retrograde reviews
Could the movie actually be *gasp* ...a metaphor!?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/18/2002
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2002
Draco's Growing Pains by SophieB reviews
Draco is feeling repressed and down, but finds himself changed overnight. Will be *slash* of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
What dreams may come... by Condor5 reviews
What happens when Ginny and Harry meet in the world of dreams? Will Ginny be able to help Harry? This is the G/H story that I promised. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,679 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures by AlienEeeter reviews
an encounter w/ Voldemort leaves Ron, Hermione, and Draco without powers. Four years later they search for a way to have them returned. *DiL (Draco in Leather)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2002 - Published: 11/7/2001
Coming Out of the Closet by lise reviews
Draco and Harry make the decision to come out into the open about their relationship...and ridiculous situations abound. ^^ *SLASH! Draco/Harry*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/31/2001 - Published: 11/14/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx reviews
Severus is forced to give his theories on why Slytherins are sexier. Yet-to-be-attatched snippet of 'Decoding of the Heart'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/20/2001 - Published: 7/3/2001
A Day in the Life of Severus Snape by madamotaku reviews
Typical, if eventful, day in the life of our BPM. Simple, but amusing, I promise. Snape experiences a close shave at lunch and abuses Longbottom mercilessly. Please Please Please R&R! ^^
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2001
The Magic Life of Walter Mitty by HiBob reviews
Stand aside Harry Potter, Quake in fear You-Know Who. The most powerful wizard in the world is here. If he would only pay attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2001 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by lise reviews
A parody of the classic tale of Sleeping Beauty, with the cast of FF8, and starring Squall Leonhart and Seifer Almasy. Warnings: Seifer+Squall shounen-ai/yaoi, LOTS of Rinoa-bashing (Rinoa fans, don't read!)
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2001
The Serpent by Angie Astravic reviews
Strange Transfiguration accidents befall Harry and Professor McGonagall; Hermione suspects a potion invented by Voldemort is responsible. Then Professor Snape's rare, valuable and highly embarrassing Famous Wizard card of Harry is stolen ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2001 - Published: 8/16/2000