Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.
Ok, let's start again. Since I had nothing better to do I decided to redo my profile. I still don't have any idea about what to write in here so I think I'll just write whatever come to my mind. First of all I'm lazy! One of the laziest person you could ever hope to meet and I don't know when to shut up! Sometimes I even manage to get on my own nerves ... O.o oh and I'm obsessed with black hair. I want them but I don't have them and that's just... SAD T-T. What else could I say... ah yeah! I'm Italian and Enlish is my third lenguage so I'll probaby make a lot of mistakes. I spend most of my free time reading books, fanficions and mangas or watching animes. I don't like much YURI because I'm a girl and a very straight one but I don't have prejudices. As long as she ( whever is it that I'm talking about ) doesn't like me as more than a friend it's all ok. I love YAOI. No kidding. Some friends tell me that I should have born male so that I could have fallen in love with a boy O.o. My favourite colour is blue... just to let you know XD.
NOW ABOUT ME... AGAIN...
Age: never ask a girl
Weight: never ask a girl if you don't want to be sent to the hospital
Gender: last I checked female
Eyes: usually green. Grey when it rains and light blue on sunny days . yeah my eyes are weird but I really like them!
Hair: sadly light brown... T-T
Favourites anime: Naruto (best faourite!! ), full moon wo sagashite, fma, fmp, shugo chara, Special A, Gakuen Alice bokura ga ita, fruit basket, ouran high school club, chrono Crusade, D. grey-man, elfen lied, paradise kiss (I cryed, really! this anime made me cry for at least a week!! but it was indeed beautiful!) la corda d'oro, kaleido star and a lot of other that right now I don't remember.
Favourites manga: penguin revolution, shinshi doumei cross, 7th period secret, beuty is beast, Hana kimi, love moster, Vampire knight, naruto's doujinshi ( god dammit they're like one of the best things I've ever seen!! ), naurally most of the yaoi like "a permanent place" and lots of other (if you ant to know just e-mail me!!)
Favorites singers and bands: Within Temptation, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarckson, Avril Lavigne, Leona Lewis, Eanescence, Linking Park and others.
Favorites books authors: Carol O'Conneil, Jeffry Deaver, Michal Billinam, Dennis Leane, Lucia Trosi and other. I mostly read thriller and fantasy!
NOW SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT: FAVOURITES NARUTO'S PARINGS!! YAY! (fist seme second uke)
1- NaruSasu!! ( don't ask why 'cause you know it! they're like the best cople ever! and Naruto is the seme 'cause you all know that Sasuke is WAY MORE FEMINIE than Naruto!! just accept it...)
1- KyuuNaru ( or NaruKyuu, like them the same and as much as Narusasu )
2- NaruIta ( yeah, think what you want but I abolutaly love this paring. NARUTO SEME 4 EVER!! ..chough chough... let's proceed... oh oh but let's not forget that I like as much ItaNaru!! ...the two most handsome guys!! -droll- XD)
3- NaruGaa ( two of a kind)
4- NaruNeji ( fate wants so..)
5- PainNaru (I have no justification for this but I like them anyway)
6- TobiDei ( they're sooooo cute together!! )
7- ShikaNaru (that's weird I know but someone must move that lazy ass and it's Naruo's duty to do so!)
8- NaruTsu ( no comment... -.-)
9- SaiNaru (if Naruto taught Sai how to smile he cold teach him haw to love too, no??)
10- Naru-harem ( he is handsome and caring, it's only natural for women to fall in love with him)
PAIRINGS I HATE
1- SasuSaku ( that couple just make e want throw up! terrible, just terrible.. -goes in a corner and shiver-)
2- ItaSasu ( well I love yaoi but incest..it's wrong!! eww!...just eww!!)
3- NaruSaku ( I dislike Sakura even if in shippuuden she isn't THAT bad. anyway she doesn't deseve the blond god!!)
4- NaruHina ( ever happening I tell you...)
5- SasuGaa (well fuck! now explain me HOW they can be together. It's imposible! give up already -.-)
SORRY BUT I COULDN'T RESIST =3
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That's it. I must add that I like the first two paring better if they're mpreg and the third if it's femm Itachi. Please don't question my like. I'm weird so there's no way for them to be normal. I must add something very important: I HATE SAKURA. Before shippuuden she's just usless and in shippuuden she keep on hitting Naruto, ALWAYS!! Doesn't she have something else to do!! that bich!! ...anf ...anf ...anf. Ok, now I'm ok.
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when!(CREATED BY tEsInA gElA gArDnEr)
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I am all alone
The house is dark
My parents aren't home.
When mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With the bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And finally he stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah.
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think child abuse is wrong!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto and Itachi, I LOVE them!!
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruSasu
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI, without doubt!!
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. I always run low on money 'cause I buy lots of mangas and books so I only have a necklace and a ring with the simbol of Itachi and Naruto,-.-
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? yeah! Naruto is MINE!! ... Itachi could be too...XD
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? kibaina 'cause I hate naruhina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru isn't that kinda obvious?
9) Which team is your favorite? team 7 and lee's team!!
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) well since in manga Tobi is Madara... no. O.o
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yep... that was confrimed to be true already in the managa
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!! XD then Tobi and Deidara!!
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? anti-Sasuke. I like him only if he is paired up with Naruto
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Ilost the last few ones...
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? that goes without saying!!
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Kinda lol
17) Sub or dub? SUB!!
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura I HATE her!
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? funny
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yep lol with his bright orange mask XD (Madara)
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? I can't say somoene who sports a bowl cut is a sexy beast lol
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku, Neji, Sasuke and Itachi. all of them are somewhat feminine!!
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? awesome in a weird way!
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Any character can work OOC because deferent situations and stories can need to make them out of character but I just LOVE when Itachi goes all overprotective or psycho!!
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? no, I LOVE THEM!!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? yeah but lately I haven't had much time ... TT
27) Do you like lemons? Yep...though I kinda have a hard time writing them
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No...I like NaruSasu and my mom and dad is not really into the whole gay thing so no they have not been told about Naruto at all -.-
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Oh yeah that was so funny! I have an avatar saved to my computer that says "you've been logged" lol
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yep
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? oh yeah!! I always talk nonstop about Naruto so my best friend once said me"what the hell let me read it soo at least I'll understand what you're talking about!!" lol! so she kinda owe me the dicover of the Naruto fandom!! eheh
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? no 'cuz i ìI mostly draw girls or my own character..-.-
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No but I would in find it funny to hear one of my teachers say that
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? yeah... -.- but I do well at school anyway. just instead of 8/9 now my marks are 7/8
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? partly... TT
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? lol I would like that very much!!
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? well I've tried but drawing them in my stile makes them lose something so I stuk on drawing my own character..
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? ...onlly the face is good... he wear that horrible thing!!
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? I have some OC characters
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Somewhat yes
thanks for reading ( if you haven't read I will find you and hunt you down MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! kidding)
OK, this is going to sound oh soooo strange but lately I've found myself stangely fascinated by the couple Severus/Harry... and not just a bit... they're do prefect together I don't even know HOW I didn't see it before! O.o I was just going across the fandom, trying to find a good fiction when... BAM! I saw it! At the start it seemed uite strange, mind you, but the more I read, the more I believed they were just perfect for each other... and sexy... yes... sexy... Anyway! sooo I find myself reading only SS/HP fiction lately..because let's face it, they're good togheter and... while Severus isn't the draditionally handsome man... he can be quite the eye candy if he wants! XD
Harry: Do I ever cross your mind? Severus: No Harry: Do you like me? Severus: No Harry: Do you think I'm pretty? Severus: No Harry: Do you want me? Severus: No Harry: Would you cry if I left? Severus: No Harry: Would you live for me? Severus: No Harry: Would you do anything for me? Severus: No Harry: Choose--me or your life Severus: My life Harry runs away in shock and pain, crying his heart out when suddenly Severus grabs his arm and makes him turn so that he is tightly wrapped in his arms... snd he says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't think you're pretty is because you're beautiful. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Harry: Do I ever cross your mind?
Harry: Do you like me?
Harry: Do you think I'm pretty?
Harry: Do you want me?
Harry: Would you cry if I left?
Harry: Would you live for me?
Harry: Would you do anything for me?
Harry: Choose--me or your life
Severus: My life
Harry runs away in shock and pain, crying his heart out when suddenly Severus grabs his arm and makes him turn so that he is tightly wrapped in his arms... snd he says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't think you're pretty is because you're beautiful.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
1) Don't ask professor Snape to the yule ball.
2)Don't ask if Professor Snape has a cool tattoo.
3) Dumbledore does not have "naked time".
4)Don't ask if Professor Snapes lucky number is 394.
5)I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
6)I am not allowed to have a friend lock myself and Severus Snape in a closet with a silancing for hot sex to occur.
7)Call Professor Snape by his first name or Sev
8)I will not through a plastick spider at Ron screaming " it's deadly !"
9)I'm not allowed to start a food fight in the great hall while screaming " THIS IS SPARTA !!"
10)I will not use Harrys invisable cloke to watch Severus Snape take a shower (thats right hard core snape fan)
11)Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
12)If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
13)I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
14)If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
15)I shall not give Professor Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
16)I am not allowed to ask First Years if they need help ‘polishing their wand’. No matter how funny their reactions are.
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