Tina Redwood
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Joined 01-21-08, id: 1481270, Profile Updated: 11-12-14
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

ABOUT ME:

Hi, my name is Tina Redwood and I am going to hell. I write inappropriate and I hope hilarious HP erotica.

"...in my mind, you're up there with Jo." - ultravioletfever27.

Love. My. Readers.

PLEASE DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT/POINT OUT THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF THE CONTENT. M-rated content does not show up unless you look for it, so if you are reading my stories you were looking for the inappropriateness. I know it's inappropriate. The thousands of reviews I've gotten all loving this smut & humor tell me that what I do makes people happy.

CURRENT STORIES:

Add Ginger: Take your HP characters struggling to get it on, and add Ginger Stotts. Hilarity and mind blowing sex ensue.

COMPLETED STORIES:

The Granger Resistance Program: Hermione is in Slytherin, Draco is in Gryffindor, and Dumbledore ships them hard.
SexyWitches Inc.: Blaise/Ginny. Yes, there is smut but it's romantic and has a plot. My post popular fic so far.
Girls Say the Darnest Things: A comedy fic with all the girls you know, love, and/or hate.
Figure It Out: A Dramione with plenty of Blaise/Ginny. 2009-2014!
Seducing Mr. Malfoy: A Dramione multi-chapter that so many people liked despite mistakes! First fanfic.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee: A one shot made up of funny letters between your favorite characters, rated T.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee Part 2: A continuation of the above, rated M.
Hogwarts Chat Room: Randomness, obnoxious Draco, pedophile Snape, and horny Harry. One shot.
Guy Next Door: Ginny/OC smut in three chapters, requested by JulieMalfoyZabini.


:Favorite Reviews:

I have an amazing audience. My reviewers have generally been so generous. In seeing some that really blew me away recently, I decided to keep some on here! I couldn't go through all my fics to find the great ones, but here are some:

"You know how witches and wizards took to the streets when Harry Potter first defeated Voldemort? Flaunting their wizarding clothes, partying without a care in the world..I feel like a muggle equivalent is about to take place once everyone gets news of this update. I have waited hopelessly for this day and in my mind, you're up there with Jo. No one else compares to your work. I've probably broken the site looking for authors like you and I still haven't found anyone who gets sex comedy as well as you do. Your stories are light-hearted, tasteful, and fun without being cheesy and overly sentimental. You have DEFINED what I look for in fanfiction...

- ultravioletfever27

"Tina, you have an amazing talent and I have no doubt that you'll be a successful writer some day."

"This is honestly the best fanfic that I've ever read. And I've read a lot of fanfics! ...You are an amazing writer, I love your style! I especially like how you can give the story depth and an actual plot, yet still have smut. Something a lot of smut doesn't have. This is my favorite fanfic of yours with Seducing Mr. Malfoy a close second. You can really see a difference in this and Seducing Mr. Malfoy- your writing is so much stronger! I really hope that you'll start writing again- your my favorite author on here!"

-Vicky Applebottom

"Your writing style is fabulous and your sense of plot is impeccable...I, being a huge Dramione fan, and also a fan of smut...hehe, found this absolutely wonderful! Any small mistakes you made were definitely covered ten-fold by your interesting plot and beautiful flow of the story. I've also read all of your other stories-I adore Seducing Mr. Malfoy! I have recently decided to start on a Dramione fic and your stories have provided such an inspiration and guiding hand for my work."

- Lexi Lollipop


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Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 171,354 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
Don't you just hate when Hermione walks in on Draco doing some random girl. Well, in this story it's the other way around. Malfoy, of course still doesn't like Hermione, but will seeing her getting it by someone change his opinion of her forever?RWHG HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Attention by Kaymanay reviews
"What the hell are you doing, Charlie?" - "Trying to get your attention." AU. UPDATED AND UPGRADED 07/08/2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Perverted Potions by Great Teacher reviews
SexEd fanfic. Snape is forced to teach. Response to a challenge that was made a looooong time ago on NOTE: There will be lemons later. You have been warned. AUAR,ChallengeFic,Language, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part I by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Scorpius's Ship by flamingphoenixfire reviews
Scorpius has money. He has power. He has an insane amount of sarcasm, but the one thing he doesn't have is a reason--a reason to wake up, a reason to keep going to Hogwarts, a reason to live. Will his ship come in, or will he drown in misery?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,935 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Scorpius M., Lily Evans P.
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. Does anyone get the parts they want? Of course not! Mayhem ensues, complete with romance, insanity, Slut!Draco, HPGW spats, Macho!Ron, Smart!Goyle, and some irate parents. Oh, and nude wrestling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
That Kiss During Potions by BlackxZodiac reviews
Sizzle. Fizzle. It's hot in the dungeons and things just got steamy in Potions. HermionexDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dudley is a Wizard? by imaginingInspiration reviews
One sunny summer's day, Dudley receives an owl...from Hogwarts. He's a wizard! Takes place during 4th year...what will Hogwarts be with Dudley? Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P.
What to Do When: A Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Moony8193 reviews
After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 486 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Potions Master For Sale by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Scarlett Letter by Islander2 reviews
COMPLETE! Scarlett's provocative newsletter has found its way into Hogwarts, leaving the boys spellbound and the girls furious. And she's fallen in love with Goyle! Can things get any thicker? They sure can! Based on true events. Over 3000 reads!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,730 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Gregory G., OC - Complete
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Add Ginger reviews
Series of slightly related, smut one-shots. Take your HP characters struggling to get it on, and add Ginger Stotts. Hilarity and mind blowing sex ensue. Updated with new "episode" sporadically featuring different pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
The Granger Resistance Program reviews
Hermione Granger is a pure-blood Slytherin elitist, and Draco Malfoy is a Muggle-born Gryffindor. And Dumbledore can't even.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,114 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Girls Say the Darnest Things reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Figure It Out reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks he can win over Hermione Granger. Blaise Zabini thinks he can win over Ginny Weasley. And it all starts with an embarrassing mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,254 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
SexyWitches Inc reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee Part 2 reviews
A continuation of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Guy Next Door reviews
Ginny is interested in her neighbor... Ginny/OC smut in three chapters, requested by JulieMalfoyZabini. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
Seducing Mr Malfoy reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Room reviews
Hogwarts gets a chat room. M for Harry&Ginny's webcam cyber, etc. :D One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee reviews
Read letters between your favorite characters as Fred and George try to find someone to work at their store. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete