Tina Redwood
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Joined 01-21-08, id: 1481270, Profile Updated: 05-10-11
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

About Me:

Hey guys, you guys can refer to me as Tina Redwood. It's obviously a pen name! :) I write Harry Potter fan fic, although I do have some plans for other types of fan fiction later on.

I like my stories FUNNY and SMUTTY. I'm not a big fan of dark, angsty things, so if you want some sexy humor, you've come to the right place. PLEASE DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT /POINT OUT THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF THE CONTENT. M-rated content does not show up unless you look for it, so if you are reading my stories you were looking for the inappropriateness. I know it's inappropriate. The 1000+ reviews I've gotten all loving this smut&humor tells me that what I do makes people happy.

As all other fanfiction writers, I thrive in reviews, private messages, etc. And please do keep in mind that while I care a lot about grammar and spelling, I may sometimes make typos. Please overlook these mistakes! ;)

CURRENT MULTI-CHAPTER STORIES, STILL UPDATING:

Figure It Out: A Dramione fic! Need I say more? I had this idea for ages, almost immediately after I finished my very first fic, Seducing Mr. Malfoy. :)

COMPLETED STORIES& ONE SHOTS

Seducing Mr. Malfoy: A Dramione multi-chapter that so many people liked despite mistakes! :D
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee: A one shot made up of funny letters between your favorite characters, rated T.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee Part 2: A continuation of the above, rated M.
Hogwarts Chat Room: Randomness, obnoxious Draco, pedophile Snape, and horny Harry.
Guy Next Door: Ginny/OC smut in three chapters, requested by JulieMalfoyZabini.
Girls Say the Darnest Things: A comedy fic with all the girls you know, love, and/or hate. :)
SexyWitches Inc.: Blaise/Ginny. Yes, there is smut but romantic. My post popular fic so far. :D

:~:~DISCLAIMER~:~:

OF COURSE I don't own Harry Potter,
OF COURSE I don't own its characters (except the OC's).
If I did, I'd be J.K. Rowling and super rich.

And if I was J.K. Rowling, why would I be writing on Fanfiction.net?

(I'm not writing the above disclaimer in ANY of my fics, since I wrote it here.)


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


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Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,438 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Perverted Potions by Great Teacher reviews
SexEd fanfic. Snape is forced to teach. Response to a challenge that was made a looooong time ago on NOTE: There will be lemons later. You have been warned. AUAR,ChallengeFic,Language, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
Don't you just hate when Hermione walks in on Draco doing some random girl. Well, in this story it's the other way around. Malfoy, of course still doesn't like Hermione, but will seeing her getting it by someone change his opinion of her forever?RWHG HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part I by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Scorpius's Ship by flamingphoenixfire reviews
Scorpius has money. He has power. He has an insane amount of sarcasm, but the one thing he doesn't have is a reason--a reason to wake up, a reason to keep going to Hogwarts, a reason to live. Will his ship come in, or will he drown in misery?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,935 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Scorpius M., Lily Evans P.
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. Does anyone get the parts they want? Of course not! Mayhem ensues, complete with romance, insanity, Slut!Draco, HPGW spats, Macho!Ron, Smart!Goyle, and some irate parents. Oh, and nude wrestling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
That Kiss During Potions by BlackxZodiac reviews
Sizzle. Fizzle. It's hot in the dungeons and things just got steamy in Potions. HermionexDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dudley is a Wizard? by imaginingInspiration reviews
One sunny summer's day, Dudley receives an owl...from Hogwarts. He's a wizard! Takes place during 4th year...what will Hogwarts be with Dudley? Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P.
What to Do When: A Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Moony8193 reviews
After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Attention by Kaymanay reviews
What the hell are you doing, Charlie?" - "Trying to get your attention"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Potions Master For Sale by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Scarlett Letter by Islander2 reviews
COMPLETE! Scarlett's provocative newsletter has found its way into Hogwarts, leaving the boys spellbound and the girls furious. And she's fallen in love with Goyle! Can things get any thicker? They sure can! Based on true events. Over 3000 reads!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,730 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Gregory G., OC - Complete
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Figure It Out reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks it'll be funny to play around with Hermione Granger. Plenty of other pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
SexyWitches Inc reviews
Blaise Zabini& Ginny Weasley. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. He hires her as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,796 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
Girls Say the Darnest Things reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Rated M for sexual humor and language. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,146 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee Part 2 reviews
A continuation of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Guy Next Door reviews
Ginny is interested in her neighbor... Ginny/OC smut in three chapters, requested by JulieMalfoyZabini. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
Seducing Mr Malfoy reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,201 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Room reviews
Hogwarts gets a chat room. M for Harry&Ginny's webcam cyber, etc. :D One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee reviews
Read letters between your favorite characters as Fred and George try to find someone to work at their store. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete