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Author has written 20 stories for X-overs, Avatar: Last Airbender, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Song of the Lioness.

Ema Grey: Without 40 oz. of social skills
I’m just an ass in the crack of humanity.
I’m just a huge manatee.
A huge manatee

I write stories.

I like Harry Potter and dramione and cats and taylor swift's mean video and boobs.

teen † witch

I want to spend my life making beautiful things and singing beautiful things and speaking beautiful things. I want to dance naked in the moonlight and put flowers in my hair and swim in warm ponds and play with beautiful stones and sleep in cozy beds and touch and feel and love.

“I am not sad, he would repeat to himself over and over, I am not sad. As if he might one day convince himself. Or fool himself. Or convince others — The only thing worse than being sad is for others to know that you are sad.”


Makato Imawatsu

1933 - 2006

Beloved Actor, Father, and Husband

We will remember you.

Leaves from the vine,

Falling so slow,

Like fragile, tiny shells,

Drifting in the foam,

Little soldier boy,

Comes marching home,

Brave soldier boy,

Come marching home.


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The Road Not Taken by kellydofc reviews
What could have happened between Lily and Severus if he had said the right thing outside the Gryffindor Common Room. This story is AU. Everything you recognize belongs to JKR everything else is me. Rating is for violence, language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 328,711 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Camping by whereisbellagoth reviews
Camping with smut & lemons 8th year fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The truth about Severus Snape by queenofclichayy reviews
So what if Severus Snape was a good guy after all? There was still a awful lot the students of Hogwarts didn't know about him; Hermione Granger was about to find out his deepest secret of all. T for sexual hinting and messed up. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Much Better Than Doing Lines by blissedoutvixen reviews
Hermione gets detention with a certain Professor. Of age, 7th year Hermione. BDSM. Shameless smut, but with dashes of romance and sweetness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Jedus by cinnamon-san reviews
JesusxJudas.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Jesus, Judas
Payback by ReclaimMyPlace reviews
Ron punishes Draco for what he did to Harry. Draco find himself in a situation he can t get out of. He is destroyed, body and soul. But he is too afraid to release himself from the captivity he is being held in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,136 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
A Different Life by madmad14 reviews
What if Voldemort had never existed? What if Harry's parents were still alive and he had been raised by them? How would life be different? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,796 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Bleeding Love by hagwiggle reviews
It's Hedwig's time of the month and Hagrid decides to help in any way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Rubeus H., Hedwig - Complete
Make This Go On Forever by TheCrimsonButterfly13 reviews
Draco and Harry run into each other and end up telling secrets, but it leads to so much more as some secrets were made to be shared... Drarry, Draco/Harry. M for a reason, you have been warned. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Eighth Year by kateofallpeople reviews
My take on this. HG and DM in Head student quarters, Harry finds solace in a strange place, Ron goes mad, a handsome young new DADA prof. we already know, and a very interesting year for our friends! HG/DM HP/? GW/? LL/? RW/? Lots of odd couples! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,951 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiousity killed the cator something like that by bittersweetstange reviews
Harry is curious as to why Draco is out of bed at 1 A.M and intends to find out. Unfortunately he has to suffer the consequences. Eventually sexual mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Expirementing by bittersweetstange reviews
Harry Potter is experiencing new feelings and has no clue as to what they might be, a certain Malfoy can help him out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Prostate Examinations by Sinclairum reviews
Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,498 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Weasley is my King by Dandalion reviews
Ron likes Harry. Harry likes Ron. Ron doesn't know that Harry knows. They have some fun in the locker room when Harry reveals that Ron's feelings go both ways. Slash...enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
And on the Seventh Day He Sqyubbed by Sqyub reviews
Satan was displeased with Adam and Even's plain, vanilla sex. How were they supposed to horrify and sicken the Lord if he didn't invent kink?
Bible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Adam, Eve - Complete
The Not So Itsy Bitsy Spider by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
When Ron finds a spider is his shower stall, Harry is the one to come to his rescue. How will Ron thank him? Harry/Ron Ron/Harry HP/RW RW/HP Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Whisper and a Kiss by thepretender501 reviews
In which Harry and Ron spend Christmas Eve in Ron's attic bedroom...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Girl and the Pussycat by slythergirl reviews
When Hermione locks herself in the Prefect's bathroom with Crookshanks to spoil herself after a long day, she had no idea what she's in for. warning: human/animal pairing - smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
Confessions by sleepynightvale reviews
Ron is there when Harry is suffering. But sometimes, things can go away when we need them the most. M for suicide and cutting. Dark themes. NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In The Kitchen by Myrddin Emrys The Third reviews
Hermione encounters a prat in the kitchen. Dramione one-shot smut. M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Two Months by slantedknitting reviews
Harry been on an Auror mission for two months and when he finally returns, Ron simply can't control himself. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
All I'm Ever Good For by AlphaOmegaPsi reviews
Harry is in an abusive relationship. Ron is always there to comfort him, but usually gets the short end of the stick. Harry/Ron, mentions of Harry/Draco, abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Submissive Hero by queerlove reviews
One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
Of Cigarettes and Cakes by glitterscarves reviews
Neville and Draco both have their vices but maybe they need something else for comfort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
The Time It Took by alygdgrl reviews
No one ever said dating was easy for Harry Potter,especially when he was in love with his best friend. It didn't help that he didn't understand Ron Weasley at all. M/M Ron/Harry, please give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,069 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Anything But Normal by JakenV reviews
Harry/Ron Oneshot Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Perfect Morning by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Collecting Kisses-verse - Harry needs two showers the morning after Draco proposes. Wonder why...? Prequel to CK. DMHP, oneshot, fluffsmut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Princess by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Draco and Harry's fluffy anniversary dinner, followed by a hot, steamy evening, and a twist at the end! DMHP, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spirals by momentofbored reviews
AU. Only Lily survives the attack on Godric's Hollow. She makes her way to Hogwarts and meets up with Severus once more. LilySev angst, tension, and romance are running rampant throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,178 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.]
I'd Lie by Kyoshi7989 reviews
“Care to play a game of 20 questions? One for each day you spend here. By the end of those 20 days, I guarantee you’ll be in love with me.” Fortunately for Toph, some love stories just aren’t meant to happen. This isn’t one of them. AU. Tokka. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,922 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Anyone Else But You by comptine reviews
AU There was one thing Katara was sure about. She and Zuko had done IT. There was one thing she wasn’t sure about and that was the fact that she might be pregnant. -HIATUS-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Nothing So Gentle by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash. Written for the Severus Sighs Anti-Valentine's Day Fic Fest. Prompt: Harry is tired of constantly being put down and seeks the aid of a love potion to finally get his man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whose Line: Avatar Style! by springfell7 reviews
What happens when you put the Avatar characters into one of the most popular game shows ever? A whole lot of craziness! Rating T just to be safe. Enjoy! Chapter 15 is up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Aang, Katara
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Underwear For Men by Drarry Lover reviews
Draco baught a sexy pair if underwear for his gorgeous husband's birthday and now he wants Harry to model them for him. Harry gives him more than he bargined. Just a fluffy, funny little fic poped in my head. Both are over 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Between the Scenes by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The kind of insane situations and conversations do the Twilight characters get into when they're NOT busy being in fanfics. Mentions just about ALL usual pairings. Rated for language and other stuff. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Avatar: Real World by mramirez1991 reviews
See how all your favorite characters meet the real world. Decide yourself which characters will be added to the story. Read to find out how. Please review.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,119 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
Sweet Complications by actions-we-remember reviews
-I couldn't stand the end of TSFT, so I'm rewriting it! Karma- Gemma may have defeated the Tree of All Souls, but now she has a whole new set of problems. Will she ever get her life back to normal, and can she restore normalcy to the realms?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Silk by MusicBender reviews
Katara goes out for a walk. Zuko goes out for a walk. Zuko meets Katara. Katara almost kills Zuko. Hmm... Where are we going with this? Read to find out! And mind the warning in big letters. WARNING TO NON ZUTARA FANS: DO NOT READ IF YOU DISLIKE ZUTARA!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,081 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Three Can Play by silverotter1 reviews
Hermione finds that sometimes a girl is willing to do almost anything to get what she wants. DM/HG TN. One-shot. Set in Seventh Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aftermath by PainfullyInLove reviews
After the invasion fails, what happens to the survivors? . . . . . If you can't figure out the pairings, I'm not going to tell you!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Katara, Zuko
Time Goes By by comptine reviews
AU Toph and Sokka were friends from day one. But through the years their friendship was tested. Sokka's mom dying, Toph breaking her leg and of course Sokka going out with Suki. How do they deal with it? Tokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Freaky Thursday by PandorasCasket reviews
What drama will ensue when Yue gets fed up with her former lover Sokka and Katara's constant squabbling? What happens when Aang finally confesses his love for Katara? Please read and review! Chapter Two, now up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Katara, Sokka
Aang: The Last Indie Old Version by comptine reviews
AU My teacher used to tell me stories of the old days, a time of peace when the Indie kept balance between The Emos, The Artists, The Punks and The Populars. But that all changed when the Populars attacked. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,102 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
What I did on my Summer Vacation by comptine reviews
AU The GAang is finally done their school year, but will summer camp be as calm as they expect? Or will all relationships end while new ones form? Just remember, what happens at Camp Jeong, stays at Camp Jeong. Sequel to Aang: The Last Indie
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,672 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Sneaky, Lying, Unchaste Tramp by Rice-Ball247 reviews
slut!Harry - Draco notices things between Blaise Zabini and Severus Snape, and they both seem to be connected to a promiscuous Harry Potter. Can Draco make Harry turn a new leaf or is he just another nightly escapade? DMHP slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drops of Water by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Comfort, kiss, soft, pain, potatoes, rain... a collection of 50 devious sentence and minifics centered around Katara and Aang. Sister fic to "Gusts of Wind."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The Meaning of Life by comptine reviews
AU 42! What do you mean 42? That can't possibly be right! The ups and downs of being utterly and madly in love. Tokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Bonds of Water by Heather68 reviews
Harry Potter has never been entranced by music before now, but he is willing to do anything to learn how to play the same melody, even if it means learning from Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,139 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life, Love, and Everything in Between by Sweet Mercy reviews
Severus Snape walks in on a certain boy wizard in the bathroom and realises just how much he wants to be with him. He sets out to prove his feelings wrong but ends up falling deeper in love. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,830 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Avatar Pants by GoddessOfCsilla reviews
Taking Avatar quotes and switching select words with the word pants is shockingly entertaining. CHAPTER 3 uP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Aang
Prostate Exam by Aurelian Empress reviews
Spike gets a prostate exam for the first time.. :D check out my homepage for more fics..
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Angel, Spike - Complete
MarySues of All Kinds: Perfection by Random Stuff About Stuff reviews
First in the MarySues of All Kinds trilogy. Aang finds a book in a hat. In it is a dreaded MarySue. Join our friends as they battle the plague that has struck our fandom, and many others like it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Temptation of the Maiden by Mikoshi reviews
The Tetris blocks are back in a risqué tragedy of love and haste.
Tetris - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2004
Some Kind of Love by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Ron and Draco are soooo in love! And what about Harry and Hermione! They are too! AND OMGWTFTHREESOMEWITHSNAPE! LOL! REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
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Harry and Cho: A Vanilla Love Story reviews
Harry Potter has never had sex. If he's gonna do it, he wants it to be with his steady girlfriend, Cho Chang. He asks Hermione for girl help, then invites Cho to his dormitory for a "night in"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Porkrod reviews
Alanna was very horny. So she did something about it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Alanna, Jonathan IV - Complete
Just Your Average Snarry Fic reviews
Snape and Harry make love and it's really sexy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Potions Master reviews
Harry is late to potions class...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Beetle in the Vagina reviews
Hermione gets pleasured by a very gossipy animagus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Hermione G., Rita S. - Complete
Detention with Gilderoy reviews
Detention with Lockhart turns out different that Harry expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Droom of Requirement reviews
Draco and the Room of Requirement Get Down
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Swordfighting
Jon and Raoul have a Swordfight
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Jonathan IV, Raoul - Complete
The Monster Under the Bed reviews
Things get "Harry" when some harmless nighttime oogling turns into midnight canoodling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
If I Could Save You Would You Even Care?
and the big shiny smiles would creep up in his sleep and eat him from the inside out. A/U
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Zuko - Complete
Click reviews
Jet never thought he'd have the guts to do it. But one rainy night, he decides to go for it and ask out Azula. Azula thought she'd always be alone. But on one rainy night, she takes a risk and accepts Jets invite. Their fates intertwine,forever. -AU-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Azula, Jet - Complete
Flutterings reviews
She knew it was wrong, but it seemed so right.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Azula, Zuko
Twilight Plot in a Nutshell literally reviews
What happens when you mix boredom with science class, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Twilight, and Sami Jo, a pet rock? Read to find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
The Man in the Moon reviews
Sokka is just about to kiss the girl of his dreams, Suki. But what happens when he remembers his first girlfriend, who unfortunately transformed into the moon? Find out in this hilarious story about what could have happened that night.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Yue, Sokka - Complete
Grapefruit Juice: A Mixed Story
anything can happen while walking down the street. im attacked my mongoose thugs and catapulted on a perilous adventure through a plethora of tales. will i make it out alive, or rather, in one piece? Please Review! reviews make me happy.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete