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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Warriors, and Edgar Allan Poe.

Hello people of the world. I love TWILIGHT!

my friend Twilight Obsessor turned me and one of my other friends(who shall remain nameless) onto them. And we have been hooked ever since.

I also love the sick puppies

Hobbies: Gymnastics, writing(of course), reading(DUH!), and oil pastels

Fav character: GIR! Let's sing the doom song...

http://dreamscapelucidity.deviantart.com/art/The-Gir-Song-54350682

But enough of that...

Fav character from twilight: Edward DUH!

http://tff.activeboard.com - visit


Ok and here is a little story that my friend Adrianna tells me:

I once pushed Bella off of a cliff , but then I remembered that Bella is a fictional character. Who did I push?


And now I have to go and see my friend who is in the mental hospital because she loves chocolate a little too much. She needs the emotional support : Twilight Obsessor


Qoute Central:

I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her. - Alice Cullen

That was so smooth, it was chunky. - me

okay, here is a random qoute:

Do you know how to use a sword?

Of course. You stick the pointy end in the other man.

-Zorro-

It's not stalking... it's intensly following. - me

Live as if you'll die tomorrow, dream as if you'll live forever - not sure...


Nerds are smart. Nerds are cool. Nerds will one day rule the world. Copy this onto your profile if you're proud to be a nerd.

Friend stuff:

Friends will phone you in jail

But best friends will be sitting next to you saying "that was awsome!"

Good friends will share their umbrella

Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BEEP, RUN"

Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected

Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Diamonds are precious and so are pearls, but nothing is better then me and my girls.

Enemies stab you in front, friends stab you in the back, boy stab you in the heart, but best friends are there to stab those @&#' s right back.


Ok people... some more wacky sayings...

Men can't live on chocolate alone...but women can

And i got these off of IsabellaMarieCullen3214's profile and i thought it was funny:

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you go around to random people saying 'fish can't act' because your friend owns a fish named hoover, who you swear is a vampire because he trys to make it look like he's breathing, really badly.(me) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


Ok people. Brace yourselves for this:

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you have Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse memorized, copy this into your profile.

If you are stuck in rainy Washington (just like Bella), copy paste this onto your profile.

If you think any of your friends or family are vampires or werewolves, copy paste this onto your profile.

If you are waiting for your own Harry Potter or Edward Cullen, copy paste this onto you profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

(and sadly yes... i have done all of this stuff)


Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

.
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, Bellaness, -Aikio-Hatate-, ForeverIndebted, shadowsurroundmewhenurgone, edwardcullen101

found this on someones profile... reminded me of Edward:

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot

who calls you back when you hang up on him

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!


ot this from shadowsurroundmewhenurgone's profile...:

Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Let's flip a coin: Heads, Eric and I will be together. Tails, we'll flip again.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

When life throws you lemons...OMG! You're pregnant!

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka (I love that movie!)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want. -Daughtry

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka

OMC!! it's the Twilight Trailer...

http://twilightthemovie.com/

Willy Wonka PWNS! Which means Johnny Depp PWNS!! Which means Sweeney Todd PWNS!! Which means stalking PWNS!!(I feel you Johana...) Which means Micheal Jackson PWNS!! Which means Thriller PWNS!! Which means that thirteen goin on 30 PWNS!! Which means that Jennifer Garner PWNS!! Which means that Texas PWNS!! Which means that the Texas Chain Saw Massicre PWNS!! Which means the United States PWNS!! which means being in debt PWNS!! Which means not paying your bills PWN!! ... (to be continued)


The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Bella (even Emmet or Jasper), copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that you now have a built in Volvo radar, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tried to scry to see if there is a real life version of Edward Cullen out there, copy this into your profile.

If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If youu cried when you read New Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (coughcough or you are one coughcough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you admited that you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off .

-If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. copy this into your profile.

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

-If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

-If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman..copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit thei freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

-If you think Fred should just let Barney have the dumb Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you think that people who hate/don't get Twilight are losers, copy this into your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever tried to open a door when it's locked copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped 53 times in 1hr and 40min, copy this into your profile.

WOOO!!

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Evening Falls by Ava Sinclair reviews
Elisa was once an everyday Twilight fangirl, but now, inexplicably, she's become a part of Edward and Bella's world. Her struggle to fit into her new life, however, may become a fight to survive that neither she nor Bella may win...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 283,257 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 5/9/2008
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous by trustxbelieve reviews
Charlie convinces Bella to go to a high-class summer camp in Los Angeles when he tells her that some long-lost friends will be joining her. The drama that is going to happen is inevitable, especially since Bella is hiding a bunch of secrets. OOC & AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,828 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Phoenix School of the Arts by kirstismiles13 reviews
Bella is a passionate artist who has fought her way to the top of the Phoenix School of the Arts. Edward Cullen, on the other hand, has been handed success on a silver platter. But what will happen when fate brings them together? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stupid Ninjas by Dikanetheanimefreak reviews
Tawny was just a normal teenager attending high school. Until the Akatsuki snatched her from her world to further their evil plans. Ocx? Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Akatsuki
Stealth by angstar54 reviews
Three years after Edward left, Bella is now part of the Volturi's most powerful and renown three woman hit team. When a new mission lands them in a city in Michigan, she finds herself face to face with her past and a menacing danger looming on the horizon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,302 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jacob vs Edward, NOW, ME VS BELLA by MRAJ reviews
You know the classic rivalry between Jacob and Edward, but what happens when Jacob's love for a new girl, sends Bella into a rage of jealousy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,252 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Jacob
Bella The Gymnast? by SPOONS Secret Agent Alice reviews
AU/All Human: Bella is a depressed gymnast. She has 2 brothers, a father and a mother, and great friends, but she feels all alone. What will happen when she meets the sweet and lovable Edward, a musician, can he save her... from herself? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Remember to Forget by InterruptedProgress reviews
“So that’s it?” His voice was hard. Desperate. “You’re just going to leave?” I turned my head, catching sight of him from the corner of my eye. “That’s it.” ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,035 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Your Blood Runs with Thunder by DahliaPeesly reviews
Bella is thrown into an epic battle, between ancient clan cats. Thunderclan, Riverclan, Shadowclan, and Windclan. She, and the Cullens find themselves in the mist of it all, Thunderclan seeking help from Bella.She has to become a warrior, or die trying.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbeat by Elaina7774 reviews
Bella is a witch and transfers to Hogwarts for her sixth year. There she becomes dazzled by the mysterious Cullen family. Can love survive blood lust, dark magic, and the secrets hidden deep inside the Forbidden Forest?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,350 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
Alternate Meadow by Fictional-Guy-Tracker reviews
What would happen in the Meadow, if the wolves didn't come. did Laurent bite Bella? What happens when Alice's has a vision of this... what will the Cullen's do? really bad summary.. but different POV! PLEASE R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Fates Intertwined by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
He's mocked her and bullied her, and now she wants her revenge. But of course, things don't exactly go as planned when the situation suddenly involves mind-controlling vamps and vengeful spirits. And maybe a little bit of love. EXB AU Renamed Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
First Quarter by IWillBeThereWhereYouAre reviews
The sequel to Twenty Six. Edward and the Cullens are teaching Bella, a vampire for ten years, how to pretend to be human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,277 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Dead or Alive? by minimeyer reviews
What would happen if the Cullens found the Twilight Saga? Chaos would threaten our favorite character's lives. **HUGE TWIST!** Not very long, but I put a lot in my chapters. R&R! Pwease?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Burning Emotions by MRAJ reviews
Add 2 teenage girls, mix with a pack of sexy werewolves, add a sprinkle of vampires, a cup of love, & a gallon of emotions. Add a spoonfull of tears, and one of laughs. A pinch of Twilight and unwanted imprinting. Stir well until you have a bowl of Drama.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jacob
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling Dawn by RisingSun44 reviews
After new moon edward goes hunting and the volturi decide to kidnap bella...what will happen? i suck at summaries and its better than it sounds! please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008
Sparkling Angel by vampvixen01 reviews
FULL SUMMARY ON THE 1ST CHAPTER. Set in New Moon when Edward leaves, Bella befriends a new vampire. But what will Edward's reaction be when he returns to protect Bella from the danger she's about to face?Lots of drama!Better than it sounds, i promise!lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,953 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Moving On? by bookworm8721 reviews
Bella's convinced Edward isn't coming back so Bella gives Jacob a chance after all. She has a feeling that she's being watched, but by who? When something happens with Jake and Bella's relationship who will be there to pick up the pieces? Set in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,918 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Four Years To Forget by BeccaMarie56 reviews
Bella is 14 and lives with Renee and Charlie in FL. Charlie has been abusing Bella and Renee for 4 yrs. What happend when Charlie takes it a step further. Where does Bella go when Charlie kills Renee? Full summery inside. B/E later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Bundle of Joy by lolimobsessed reviews
Bella's pregnant, yupp thats right, now she has to break the news to Edward. How will he take it? Find Out! First fanfic, be nice in your reviews. I dont own twlight. Tons of Alice fun. BxE AxJ EmxR CxE CHAPTER 15 IS UP! R&R Some characters OOC sometimes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,447 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Night by mskayla reviews
All Human. Renee is a druggie that beats Bella. Her dad turns his head because he's in love with Renee. It started when she was 14. For 3 yrs she thinks she worthless cutting herself. Can the Cullens change her outlook on life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,126 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind Games by Unfortunately Muggle reviews
When someone Bella is close to has a mental disorder that goes undiscovered and puts her in danger will she let Edward look after her or will she protect the person no matter what the cost?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,334 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007
A Nightmare In Your Fantasy by Emberseve reviews
Carlisle and Bella are kidnapped by another coven of vampires with strange abilities. One of the vampires has a strange resemblance to Victoria, and is soon recognized as her sister…and like her sister she has a thirst for revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella
Reunited At Last by PixiStix52 reviews
Bella gets changed by edward and she is starting to deal with her blood lust. But Changes happen and when a deadly coven comes and forces Bella to come with them. Many years pass. What does she do when she is renuited with her only love? 1st fanfic R&R pl
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,128 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Love never dies by Dance or die reviews
Heart break is the real cause to Bella’s death. Story takes place after Edward leaves. Will Bella’s wondering ghost be stuck on earth for the rest of eternity waiting for the one she loves to come back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,361 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
o0Twilight Chatroom0o by Hmfsoccer reviews
i wanted to give it a try me nd my friend were bored and only usually write Warrior stories
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Your Fantasy, My Reality by bellaklutz2010 reviews
After Zac's death Edward comes and rescues Amy. What she doesn't know though is what he the Cullen's and even Bella are really rescuing her from. Requested sequel to Time To Wake Up Now. I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Those Golden Eyes by TueyTwoShoes reviews
NEW UPDATED CHAPTERS! almost 30 years after Edward leaves Bella a second time, Bella and her "family" must face the returning Cullens head-on. Can they overcome their grudges and coexsist? Will Edward get Bella back? And how will he react to his son?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,514 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
A New Beginning by Vampires-Rock4eva reviews
All Human. Edward is a father to two month old baby Lizzy. What happens when the mother walks out? When he meets Bella and all other girls think he's scum? Will sparks fly? Or will Edward look out for his daughter a little too much? Please give it a chanc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,946 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Lullaby by stare at string reviews
Edward's pov. The cliff dive never happened. Edward came back, but didn't show himself until he meets Sam, Bella's daughter. Of course it's EdwardxBella, and Jacob WON'T be in this story at all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Past, Present, but no Future by Alice Hastlings reviews
I couldn't believe what I saw when I closed my eyes. It was impossible and horribly so, yet ironic at the same time. Edward was by my side, looking carefully into my eyes as I spoke... excerpt from story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Violet Haze by Ilanacia reviews
Takes place during New Moon. Bella didn't jump off the cliff willingly. Jacob wasn't there to save her. And Bella finds out that she's not so human after all. BxE later on
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
The BD Countdown, Poetry Style by Bright Eyes Wander reviews
I make a funny poem for each day waiting for BD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Gone Baby Gone by indigenousbleu reviews
After Edward Leaves Bella gets put in the asylum by Charlie. Edward is assigned as her psychologist but doesn't want her to know its him. He goes under the alias of Eli Colin. Will Bella be healed? Set in New Moon. R&R. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wait by Nikkitaa reviews
Next instalment in my little series. This is part 2, part one is called A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. This startes right after the honeymoon. Summary sucks but the story is better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,785 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Exorcism Of Isabella Swan by meandcanada reviews
If Edward thought he was damning Bella to hell... well he's got a little competition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
This Is Me by Edwardlover9147 reviews
Bella is new to Forks. Edward hears her singing which causes him to think about her nonstop. She runs away before the Edward can find out who she is. But fate brings them together and a relationship blooms. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
Cullens go to Disney World! by Hinotezeke reviews
Title speaks for itself and Yeah, lots of chaos in disney world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Acceptence by Sad.On.Sunny.Days reviews
A crossover story telling of the challenges of our favorite vampire couple attending the post-Voldemort Hogwarts! What happens when the Volturi find out about all these non-vampires knowing of their existance? There might be 'M' chapters later on.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Forever by xoXAthanasiaXox reviews
Bella finally marries Edward and he turns her into a Cullen. But what happens when the werewolves and Volturi intervene?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
Isabella's Chat by AngelSixSixSix reviews
Bella is on her period, Edward does what he can to make her happy. But what will Charlie think about what is going on behind the closed door? This story is kinda like Rosalie's Chat. Bella's a human still. Funny, please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
REVERT by Smarie500 reviews
Edward comes back to Forks after being away from Bella for fifteen years, and meets Bella's daughter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008
The Room Of Doom by MonkeyMojo reviews
The Cullens are invited to Volterra to observe a vampire reality television show... but they don't know just how much they will be participating. Then, just when things start looking up... BOOM. Now they're in a game show... Anybody want a tortoise? Mmm..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Full Moon by xxxwolfbanexxx reviews
What if Edward never came back? What if he met Bella's daughter at college 20 years later? Don't worry this is a Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Sugar Rush! by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
A bunch of random oneshots about the Cullens and BElla. very funny. Prepare to laugh!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Colorblind by Livelaughlisten reviews
Bella is bitten after Edward leaves in New Moon and when Edward finally returns, he cannot find her. Will they ever be reunited? And who is this strange dark vampire?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2008
Revenge Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Edward gets revenge for what Bella did to his baby. You should read Death Of The Volvo first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Twilight Quotes by No.Elementary.School.Kid reviews
Since the quote section was the size of a short story on my profile, I decided to just make it a story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Voyage to Candy Mountain by Kawaii Kumori reviews
Emmett has gone insane, AGAIN! With the help of the other younger Cullens, they drag Edward on a non.... forgetable adventure to Candy Mountain as a prank. Something precious to him will be lost.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
RENT in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
RENT gets 17 Minutesified! A sort of CliffsNotes version of everyone's favorite AIDS musical.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Real Edward Cullen by iamcool511 reviews
What really happens when Edward goes hunting... When Emmett and Bella decide to surprise Edward, they see somthing that will change both of their lives forever. read & review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
An Excess of Jello! by Amiiix3 reviews
Bella has a little too much JELLO and now she's lost. Edward gathers a search party, but why oh why must the Cullen house be so huge? Now Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
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A Series of Archs reviews
LOVE TWILIGHT? LOVE EVERY OTHER STORY POSSIBLE especially Ranger's Apprentice ? LOVE RANDOMNESS? Then this is the story for you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009
IDK! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! reviews
Our witty characters are back, actually they never left... but anyways, here they are at their best and their worst on IM ... SCARY! PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008
Random Conversations and more reviews
Ok so here are the things my friends and i discuss at school. And 100% of the stuff in here has been said by one of us.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
After Edward Left reviews
These are a collection of poems about Twilight. Please read. Will post more.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
Stalker reviews
Short story inspired by Poe and The Raven. Must read! Or else! No i'm kidding nothing will happen if you don't read this...*shifty eyes*
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Fizzie Izze and a FanFic reviews
What happens when edward shows up at our school and finds a fan-fic... what is a fizzie izze... And why is GIR singing the doom song?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
Sun Slowly Sets reviews
This is a poem about crowfeather and leafpool. please read
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete