YaoiCrackQueen
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Joined 01-22-08, id: 1482056, Profile Updated: 01-29-08
Author has written 5 stories for Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Legend of Zelda.

Name: YaoiCrackQueen

Nickname: Cheese/ YCQ, Sick Mutha Fuqa

Age: 5

Species: Sloth Monkey

Gender: Neutral

Appearance: Two feet tall, covered in mossy green fur.

Personality: Don't have one.

Likes: Yaoi, Crack pairings, Yaoi crack pairings, video game bloopers, Yaoi, showers in the dark, chocolate whoopie pies, Yaoi, flames.

Dislikes: Sex, drugs and rock and roll.


FIRE FUELS MY IMAGINATION. FLAME ME, BABY!!!


I'm a Nintendo fan, so you'll mostly see Nintendo video game stuff! And ALL of it pretty much Yaoi! My fav games are Zelda (N64 and up), Metroid, Mario, Donkey Kong 64, Mario Kart, Super Smash Brothers, Jet Force Gemini (I really LOVED that game, is that weird?), Banjo Kazooie, Cruisin' USA. I also like Mortal Kombat and kind of like the Sonic the Hedgehog games, but I never really played either one very much.
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Make it Quick by intallah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan-ruin me, he begs, destroy me. Not for the faint of heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Amor Vincit Numquam by Shitstorm McKittenplan reviews
Every day, Iruka feels his beloved slip away from him, and he deals with it the only way he knows how. Contains cutting, ED, and domestic abuse. If you have loved and lost, you might not want to read this fanfic--it might just hit a little too hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Cursed by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
10 teens, cursed by the full moon. This is the story of their lives...as werewolves. NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTem, and KibaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
High Alone by intallah reviews
Hidan/Kakuzu-told in fragments, a love story, but not at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
A Strange Twist of Happenstance by sbyamibakura reviews
Light/Ryuk set sometime after episode 8, It had just kind of happened…he hadn’t thought once about doing anything with Ryuk, or with anyone really, but things just kind of…happened.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7151 - Favs: 5,681 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
RYUK LIGHT by somethinginconspicuous reviews
Ryuk Light NCS PWP YAOI oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
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The Legend of Rape reviews
CRACK RAPE! A long series in which Link gets raped. Various degrees of graphic detail, written primarily for LAUGHS, not hottness. Chapter 2: Poe Rape! Chapter 3: Alien Rape! Romani Ranch Alien Invasion
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Link, Ganondorf
Redead Rape reviews
Rated R for Rape! Link gets attacked by redeads as soon as he leaves the Temple of Time. FLAME ME, PLEEEAAASE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Link, Rauru - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Therapy of Speech reviews
YAOI GANON/LINK. Link won’t talk, and it’s driving everyone insane. Finally, Zelda can’t take it anymore, and delivers him to Ganondorf…who has his OWN methods to make the Hero talk.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Tailseme reviews
TAILS/SONIC. YAOI CRACK GRAPHIC LEMONZY GOODNESS!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
Lost in the Desert reviews
Mariocest Yaoi/ Graphic Lemon. Mario and Luigi get lost while trying to get to Princess Toadstool's picnic, and end up having a picnic of their own! Rated M for Mariocest. As in Mario brothers get down and dirty.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Mario, Luigi - Complete