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Joined 01-23-08, id: 1482235, Profile Updated: 03-27-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

1. Queenie, aka Demon Bitch from Hell, affectionally known as bish. Queenie love'z black nail polish. Red is soo passe.

2. Queenie loves chocolate chip ice cream and pink bunny slippers.

3. Queenie is a fan of Kung Fu Panda. ZOMG AWESOMENESS.

4. Queenie loves/hates her omfghotmanmeat of a boyfriend, Davey-licious.

5. Queenie doesn't really like working on her profile, because Queenie is brain-dead atm.

6. Queenie isn't very sure of the name 'Queenie', 'cuz it sounds so bossy and Queenie hates bossy.

7. Queenie ish DEH SOD'S LAW PERSONIFIED, 'cuz Queenie walks into traffic lights.

8. Queenie srsly, SRSLY wishes she has a gay friend. Because they're OMFG SO KEWL.

9. Queenie can play Debussy on the piano, though she doesn't really want to admit it. It might wreck Queenie's I'llFuckingScrewTheWorld punk rocker chick image.

10. Queenie doesn't really care much 'bout her image anyways, Queenie just wanna have fun.

11. Queenie thinks Gaara, Ulquiorra and Mistgun are all ZOMFGHOTTIES, and she will very willingly be their ZOMFGHOTTIE slave.

12. Queenie, sadly, can't be their ZOMFGHOTTIE slave, because Davey-licious might get jealous.

13. Queenie doesn't care anyway, 'cuz Davey-licious is like, so kawaii when he's jealous.

14. Queenie is starting to think that her profile has too much about her Davey-licious, and not enough about Queenie.

15. Queenie shall make the name 'Davey-licious' taboo from here on out. A girl can't be so obsessed about her boyfriend.

16. Queenie is not obsessed. Queenie is deh ZOMFGHOTTIES' slave, after all.

17. (Queenie srsly, srsly HATES homework.)

18. Queenie is secretly a Barbie- Fairytopia fan. Queenie has watched all da Barbie movies that eva existed. (Queenie would appreciate if you'd keep this quiet, though.)

19. Queenie, due to her abnormally high amount of chocolate intake, is frequently stalked/pursued by killer-blood-sucking-zombie mosquitoes.

19. Queenie's favorite Pokemon is Pichu. 'Cuz it's OMFG KAWAII!! PRESS B PRESS B!

20. Queenie. Hates. Housework.

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Defining Moments by Tea's reviews
#7: A second in Tsukuyomi can last days, and minutes a lifetime. Shikamaru has lived it all, and he remembers too clearly, her presence. Reaction fic to ch.678 — A collection of moments that defined Shikamaru and Temari. Drabbles and oneshots, not connected. Various genres and time frame.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Phantasmagoria by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the perfect plan by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Serendipity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. She had been a 5 on the scale for too long: not pretty, not ugly, just Sakura. That was, until Kiba strolled into her life and proclaimed her a 10. But what’s the price to pay for beauty, and is it worth it? Sakura's not so sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,755 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
State of Mind by Gennerator reviews
Was she afraid of him? What kind of a question was that? He had brought her along knowing well and good that he might kill her. Was she PISSED at him would be a more felicitous inquiry. Gaara, Sakura, Naruto, and the mentally unhinged. ::GaaSaku::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Elfenmärchen by angel puppeteer reviews
SasuSaku. NaruSaku. Waiting is everything. "I can wait. Can you?" /CONSTRUCTION GOING ON.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
freefall by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. He can’t make her any promises, but that’s all right. She just wants him to make it easier. “It’s hard to fall,” she said pointedly, “when no one will let you.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
say anything by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SasuSaku. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. But sometimes radios help, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura knew that Sasuke would hate her when she brought him back to Konoha, but she was willing to let him do so, as long as he came back. She hoped she could save him from his darkness...but more than that, she hoped he could save her from her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,103 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Goodnight by RofS reviews
Sasuke and Sakura and a marriage so full of love that neither can see it. In which Sakura hopes, Sasuke tries, and a cold heaven is a bad heaven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ahzheejhei reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Disbelief by RofS reviews
“You’re all wet,” she says, exasperated. “I don’t care if umbrellas aren’t macho enough for you, you should at least pretend to care about your health.” “Its not water,” he replies. SasuSaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bonding by Gennerator reviews
In which Team 7 discusses bodily preferences. Chapter TWO: Sakura and her virginity go shopping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
midfall by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura-centric. “I get to be mixed-up and messed-up and jumbled and confused. I get to not know what I want. This is recovery—and it takes time. It’ll never be what it used to be. And maybe that’s OK. Maybe I still get to have everything.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kai by RofS reviews
She kills him twenty-three times that night. The next night, she forgets the silencing genjutsu. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
chasing pavement by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Annie. SasuSaku. I sound moonstruck, she thought mournfully. Maybe I haven’t changed. Maybe I can’t. Maybe it’s him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
These Walls by someonestolemyname reviews
Sasuke centric oneshot. If life had been fair, he would have nothing but a black hole where his heart should be. But it's not, so he has to settle for pretending. Because these walls have ears.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bad Company by DancingPetal reviews
KibaSaku. AU. "Just who the hell are you?" - He closed his eyes and smirked. "Bad company. Better get away from me, dollface, or you'll ruin your spotless reputation."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Umbrella by MaeveSolis reviews
Gaara/Sakura one-shot. "What are you doing?" "Keeping you from getting soaked, what does it look like?” Her temper getting the best of her. He glared. Did this woman have a death wish?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Two Demons, Two Loves by CampionSayn reviews
Just because the world thought that Naruto and Gaara were monsters didn't mean they were. This is proven when two women choose them to be their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Apostasy by DancingPetal reviews
It was wrong, but he did not care. He needed to know that it wasn't too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Song by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Finally, after years of waiting, their reunion, and how every preconceived notion they had about each other flies out the window.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aggravation by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku He had never met anyone who could give him this much grief before. Of course, she just had to prove him wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Courtship by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku Prequel to Waiting. It was an accidental courtship, and it started the very moment she smiled at him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
3 Things The Naruto Adults Would Never Say by Jayne Foyer reviews
Yes, yes, the much-awaited sequel to the original. You ready? Then try it out - and while you're at it, don't forget to check out the first !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Simulacrum by RofS reviews
Team Hebi is not a good team, he thinks. But he will use the copies, because he cannot risk the originals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Piece of Fourteen Letters by asterisque reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot: She made him promise to write to her... And he did.. month after month.. She wrote back.. But when he stopped.. Week after week.. she still continued...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Life is Over by Gennerator reviews
Well, so she suddenly had Sharingan. And Sasuke was her brother. And someone was trying to kill her. And she had to go to Suna. And Gaara was her bodyguard. You couldn't have everything, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
nips and things by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Pina. SasuSaku. He opened his mouth to attempt an explanation, but was silenced when she lunged at him, straight out of the shower and stuck her tongue halfway down his throat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
dream catcher by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Annie. Young!PeinKonan. “So, go to sleep. I’ll fight your nightmares. I’ll keep you safe.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
in twilight by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Kiki. SasuSaku. A quiet moment where it is just Her, just Him—but not really, because it could never be just him—just their world, in the hours between twilight and dawn.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
breaking the habit by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] I'm scared as hell to want you, but here I am, wanting you anyway. Sakura, Sasuke, and breaking habits. And maybe, just maybe, learning new ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
call me in the morning by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] I wanted to be your last love—but I’ll settle for being your biggest regret.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Big Moon by Gennerator reviews
Side story to State of Mind, alternate version of Chapter 2. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
bitter cream by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] His voice is light and teasing, unfamiliar because where is my Sasuke—kun with the noncommittal grunts and the too angry eyes and who are you, stranger in my first love’s skin?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
ice cream and polish by the blanket reviews
[Friendship!fic. hints of SakuSasu.] And they put away their kunai, their shuriken, their flawless paper masks. For a moment, they are just two girls, again. Sakura and Ino, and rebuilding bridges.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Way To Their Hearts by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. NejiTen. NaruHina. ShikaIno.] So the boys messed up. You know, again. Obviously, they need to apologize, and fast. But wait, too many chefs spoil the stew...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
of déjà vu and desteenee by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. for HPBabe91.] In which History repeats itself, and Sakura is amused. If you don't want him, please let me know, because I want him and I want to marry him because of his pretty hair—and because he looks a little like my Kenji doll.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
after the end by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Dialogue.] I really do hate you, you know? I can't even kiss you. My lipstick will smudge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the art of denial by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] Uchiha Sasuke thinks little of beauty, and even less of Haruno Sakura. At least, this is what he tells himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Excuse Me Miss! by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Team 7ness. crack.] “But didn’t you hear, Sakura? Sasuke needs to learn my Oiroke no Jutsu to sex up some yakuza!” Oh. Hell. No. Features femme!Sasuke, photographer!Naruto, and tutor!Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
kill something beautiful by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. oneshot.] I’m going to pretend that you love me. That I didn’t have to ask for this. That I’ll wake up beside you tomorrow morning. That I have all the time in the world to kiss you, and that’s the only reason I’m not taking my time right now.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Stone by randomsomeone reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Beginnings by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku OneShot Naruto needs a favor, Gaara needs an escort and Sakura wants nothing to do with it! As usual, nothing goes her way and she even got more than she bargained for! How did she always end up in this kind of situations, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Paradigm of Understanding by Tea's reviews
In Team 8, there were certain things you simply don't speak of. Perhaps it was because of this that he never really knew her at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Hanabi H., Kiba I.
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by archchic reviews
Will two strong and individual spirits be able to give up their private lives and future dreams for the sake of their homelands? Will they be able to make a marriage work or prevent war from engulfing both their lands? [Gaara x Sakura, Alternate Reality]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,392 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sand Speak by Tea's reviews
Actions speak louder than words. Or in Gaara's case, sand speaks the loudest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Strongest by Tea's reviews
Sakura became the strongest just for them and for this moment, but sometimes even that isn't enough. A future snapshot. [Oneshot, now in 2 standalone parts]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Chakra focus by archchic reviews
[Humor oneshot] Sakura trains to focus and hold chakra like her sensei Tsunade, but her mark ends up in a more... personal... place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sakura H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Green Drug by twitch and spaz reviews
Gaara and Sakura have an unexpected collusion. This starts the addiction... that will calm one demon, and instigate the other. Sets after the preliminaries of the chunnin exam. GaaSaku Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Simply Unspoken by Tea's reviews
Hanabi hated his confident grins, the loud and obnoxious way that he talked. Yet, still, she watched him quietly from the shadows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hanabi H., Kiba I. - Complete
To Save A Life by Paprika012345 reviews
Sometimes even Fate and Destiny mess up. And when that happens, someone usually pays the price. This time, it's Haruno Sakura. But what price will she have to pay, how far will she have to go, to save the life of her soulmate? SakuraX?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,929 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 220 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Empty Steps by the blanket reviews
[AU. oneshot. slight Sasu x Saku.] Most of the time, his eyes are closed, and there’s a slight smile playing on his lips. She relishes it. It’ll probably be the last time she’ll ever be this close to him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Day by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Everyday by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And Fortune Smiles by the blanket reviews
[oneshot. SasuSaku with others implied. slightly AU.] It was only a fortune cookie, something made in a factory, not a temple. No reason at all to suspect that anything that stupid strip of paper said was true. But that didn’t quite stop her from hoping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rainy Day Cliches by the blanket reviews
She smiled mischievously, her long lashes dripping with rainwater. “Every girl wants her upside—down kiss in the rain, Sasuke—kun.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Kisses by the blanket reviews
[AU. SasuSaku. oneshot.] Sakura knows she can never be enough. Sasuke only wishes he could break the chains around them both.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Living For Your Whims by asteriskjam reviews
In her last moments, Sakura shows more strength than she had in her lifetime. And for the first time in his, Sasuke doesn't appreciate it. [SasuSaku] [OneShot] 'Stop it! Stop looking like you're ready to move on! ...Because I'm not.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sand Blossoms by PetitDejeuner reviews
Why was she so kind to him, when others turned in fear? Why did she speak to him, when others were as silent as the grave? Why was he even watching her now? GaaraSakura oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by Paprika012345 reviews
Gaara's cool composure is shattered by seeing one horrible scene...and she knows it's all her fault. GaaraSakura oneshot based on Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley with Allison Krausse Rated for heavy drinking and character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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I'm Not Flat Chested reviews
Most men know well enough to stay away from Haruno Sakura and her infamous temper. Gaara, however, is not like most men. Well. You know what they say. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn'd. Gaara, unfortunately, is gonna learn this the hard way. Gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Where Is Mr Scruffles? reviews
Life as Gaara's sibling ain't all that easy. And Gaara isn't always the impassive don't-know-don't-care Kazekage. Who the hell is Mr. Scruffles? Collection of crackfics- Slight Gaasaku. Rated T for Gaara's... umm, extravagantly rude hand gestures.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
In The Pink reviews
A rather personal clothing item of Sakura has escaped from her clothesline on an expedition... to Sabaku no Gaara's backyard. Things are gonna get awkward... Gaasaku Fluffycrack. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
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