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Author has written 5 stories for Halo, Star Wars, and Dishonored.

Ok, so were to start were to start. Oh yea, I own 12 dogs, 1 cat, and 1 bunny. My birthday is June 9. I love anything sStar Wars, LOTR, Halo, Eragon, Warrior Cats, Transformers, Death Note, Black Butler, Digimon, and anything else thats fiction. My favorite things about Star Wars are anything having to do with clones, mandaloains, and some times sith.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means,

'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'

Another lesson about best friends:

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lostBEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa.BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school and college to be your drinking buddies.BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. Douglas Adams

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. Paul Beatty

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Robert Bloch

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. W.C. Fields

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over Unknown

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and I'll scratch your eyes out. Unknown

I'm on a see food diet. I see food and I eat it. Unknown

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence you tried Unknown

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Unknown

I don't have "blonde moments." I have temporary technical difficulty. Unknown

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling? Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Unknown

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Unknown

You're damned if you do and damned if you don't. Unknown

Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity; send this list to someone to make them smile! It's called...therapy!
For all of those who have wanted to do some random things in Wal-Mart, here is a list to do. Post it on your profile so other people can do them too:

Sixteen Things To Do At WAL-MART:
1. Get twenty-four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at five minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares." and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT
I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:
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Betrayal of the Mind by 9shadowcat9 reviews
When Sam destroyed the Allspark,events happened that changed his life forever. Unfortunately whether or not it was a good change is debatable.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Love Multiplied by mimsygoblin reviews
The Inquisitor and King Alistair become close following the defeat of Corypheus. Tension then grows between the Inquisitor and Cullen, whose unresolved feelings cut into her new relationship. SMUT WARNING. Alistair/Inquisitor/Cullen triad story.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 7/5 - Alistair, Cullen, Inquisitor
Blood Doesn't Make Family by MusicDefinesUsAll reviews
On his own one night, Crowley discovers a house where he hears a child being abused by his family. He takes the kid in and adopts him as his own son. The child: Harry Potter before he gets his Hogwarts letter. This is a story of him growing up with Crowley as his father and all the obstacles that come with becoming half demon; along with also being a wizard. (Not a romance story.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Harry P., Crowley, Gabriel
The Lost and Found by MinHin reviews
Gwen Trevelyan, a quirky circle mage, lost everything at the Conclave: her former life, her purpose, her love. She pressed on with her duty, until an equally quirky Grey Warden came into her life. Can they make something more of this bond they've shared?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 5/10 - [Inquisitor, Alistair]
Come And Get It by Shade Penn reviews
When Jack sent that text message, things went differently than they did in canon. Now stuck as Knock Out's 'lab rat' and no safe way to contact his friends, he soon has no one to vent his frustrations to than the Predacon in the Nemesis' kennel. Jack/Knock Out, Jack/Predaking
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,496 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Predaking, Knock Out, Jack D.]
Rudely Interrupted by Defiant.Anjeru reviews
Cullen and the Inquisitor get a rather rude interruption on their private time. Teasing and embarrassment ensues. NSFW - prompt fill. Non-descript Inquisitor - so insert away!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19
Unexpected Variables by evil-step-sister reviews
When the Potter family was attacked, the Wizarding World mourned their death and celebrated the defeat of the Dark Lord for weeks to come. But people would be left puzzling over the disappearance of the youngest Potter for years. It's too bad nobody thought to include the Winchesters into their equations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,093 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Burn the Mockingbird by Miranda Raizel reviews
"Claim my heart and gain virtue, earn my mind… all I will ever want is you."
Originals - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Elijah M., Klaus M.] [Hayley Marshall, Jackson]
Creatures of Compassion by C.J Todd reviews
With God's permission, Gadreel takes Sam back in time to save his brother, and change their fate. Will he be able to screw destiny, again?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,764 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Gadreel
Of Faith, Lost and Regained by bluRaaven reviews
"Healer!" Carver knelt on the Chantry floor. Next to him Hawke was lying in a crumpled heap. What did I care about one mercenary? Karl was dead and I would be a wanted man by tomorrow with four eyewitnesses to my being an abomination to boot. Yet I did stop. That's what I was. A healer. It was only when Hawke struggled up and lifted his head to meet my gaze that I saw it.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Hawke (M), Anders] Carver H., Leandra H.
حبي للحفظ by PharaohIsis13EgyptianYaoiLover reviews
Summary: M/M story. Don't like don't read. After the death of Al Mualim, Altair lost something very close to him. This 'Thing' he has no clue what it is, where it came from, and where it went. All he knows is that it's important to him and he needs to find it. He will go to all length to find it and keep it safe, but will he find it? Will he find out what it is?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Altaïr, Desmond M.]
Misconceptions of a Hero and a Demon by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
A one-stop shop for my Mistakes series, as requested by a reviewer. Harry, sentenced to Hell upon death, finds himself falling for the attentions of Crowley. Chaos ensues. Obviously slash of the Harry/Crowley kind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Crowley]
Star Wars: Combat Evolved by Shotgunchief reviews
The remainders of Delta Squad have been in hiding ever since the Clone Wars ended. But, nineteen years later, they're thrust into a new war and will need the help of some old friends. Sequel to Halo: Republic Commando.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,043 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/28/2007
Smokescreen a femme? by Skyress98 reviews
Smokescreen has kept "his" secrets all his life. But what happens when Megatron finds out what Smokescreen is. What will the other Autobots do to keep "him" safe, espically since Smokescreen is really a femme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Smokescreen, Megatron
Of Blood and Fangs by IceAngel 69 reviews
Dean and Sam do the impossible, they close the gates of Hell but now Sam wants a normal life with Amelia and Dean is left alone. When Dean meets up with Benny, they become closer then either had ever imagined but nothing is easy when a hunter falls in love. Falling in love with a Vampire is unheard of and things become even more complicated when an old enemy makes a reappearance.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 134,199 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Dean W., Benny - Complete
Tricksters Toghether by Bornrider2 reviews
AU. After Avengers and Season five of Supernatural. Gabriel busts Loki out of Asgardian prison with an unexpected tag along. When Thor is sent to find him he butts heads with Sam and Dean. I suck at Summaries. Rated T.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Dean W., Gabriel, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Azrael by Lady Blue Shadow reviews
Oh no, another Harry is Azrael story! It's been done before, I know, but I hope you will still like it! The Rating may change, I'm not sure. Please read! Included in this story is Gabriel leaving Heaven! (And a lot of other angels too!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,292 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
The Two Champions by Na'hiel reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Harry won't go back to the Dursleys after his third year. Instead, he runs away to stay with his father's cousin's son in Kirkwall, where he'll join Hawke's merry brand of brigands. Is Hogwarts ready for a Harry trained by a Hawke? Pairings include: m!Hawke/Anders and Harry/Fenris. Rating and title subject to change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Harry P., Fenris] Hawke (M)
Unwanted Love by xXPrincess-of-DarknessxXx reviews
What if Hayley didn't sleep with Klaus and didn't get pregnant? What if Caroline got drunk because Tyler kept ignoring her and she searched comfort by Klaus? After sleeping with Klaus, Caroline notices that she isn't feeling well. What if Caroline got pregnant? But vampires don't get pregnant, right? Read and Review ;)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,160 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Percy Winchester by MirrorRook reviews
During a hunt in 1995 Dean saved the life of two-year old Percy Jackson but sadly Sally didn't make it. Afterwards John adopted Percy making him Percy Winchester. Now 10 years later Sam, Dean and Percy are looking for their dad and the demon that killed Jessica. Starts in season one of Supernatural.
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,148 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Percy J.
What the Dornish do by GlamorousIndieRockAndRoll reviews
"The thing about being trapped," Oberyn says as he stands up. "Is that there is always a way out, if you are prepared to take it."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Oberyn M., Petyr B./Littlefinger, Sansa S., Ellaria S. - Complete
The Eagle of Hogwarts by AnnElfwind reviews
Olivander pulled Altair from his time. What is the purpose and how will the Eagle of Masyaf handle being a student at Hogwarts during Umbridge's reign? (Harry/Altair story) Also, Altair is partially OOC, as I was reminded by a kind reader. :)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P., Altaïr
Precious Wings by exaigon reviews
Harry just wanted a peaceful life in America after the War. God just wanted his angel back and Lucifer just wanted his mate again. Why could he never get any rest? It is slash so if you don't like then don't read! Lemony sequel is now up! For the Second Time is the title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,101 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Lucifer - Complete
Silver Filaments of Chance and Circumstance by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
"Words have a magical power. They can bring either the greatest happiness or deepest despair." For a magical-less child, this truth is alive in shocking clarity. Squib Harry has been rejected by his world, his family, but is he really as magic-less as they believe or will he find a power in words that has never been known? Death is determined to show his Master his true worth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,778 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Binary Duality by nikaris reviews
All Desmond wants is to be free and all Altair desires is that missing piece of himself. The ties that bind are not so easily broken and finding peace is not without some sacrifice. Yet, somehow... they make it work. Slash. Somewhat follows the games.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,128 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
The Best Things Come In Small Packages by audhds reviews
Dean is having a bad day when he finds an abandoned baby angel but none the less he takes it in and calls him Cas. Things get weirder when a kid called Gabriel appears in his and Sam's motel. Then Balthazar turns up...what the hell does Heaven think they are? The Winchester Nanny Company? kid!fic, baby!cas, kid!Balthazar, kid!Gabriel baby!angels
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews
Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,100 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 3,958 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Sam W., Dean W.
The Eternal Fire by Ephemeral Winter reviews
What if Kakashi had never taken Obito on that fateful mission? Uchiha Obito is a fish out of water in the arrogant Uchiha Clan. Given his skills, or lack thereof, he is further alienated by the clan and is subject to the contagion of depression gripping the village. He meets someone who is suffering as well. UPDATED: 03/31/15 up to chapter 14.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,275 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, OC
Scent by songofthepen reviews
AU destiel fic. When Castiel, a hunter Alpha who everyone thinks should be an Omega, and Dean, an Omega pretending to be a hunter meet, what will happen to their lives? Watch as everything goes topsy-turvy for the boys, and everyone around them. Rated M for smut later on. Warnings: Alpha/beta/omega dynamics, Heat, Knotting
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Dark Inside by CastleQuill reviews
Adam didn't deserve to be locked in the Cage, which was why Michael did his best to protect him. It didn't turn out the way that Michael had hoped. Midam, demon!Adam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Adam M., Michael] Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
A New Life by SupernaturalLover03 reviews
Waking up as the thing you Hunt ain't pretty! Everything is in a black/reddish haze and you're all alone... Post! Season 9
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Lucifer, Sam W.]
The look in your eyes by dsha801 reviews
Dean finally could name the look that Michael always gives him.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Dean W., Michael] Sam W. - Complete
Of Angels And Men by ThePenguinofDeath reviews
Sam has always been fascinated by angels. Hidden away in their gated communities, he wanted nothing more than to just catch one more glimpse of one. But as he grew up and developed his passion, something happened that he could never have expected. Samifer AU. Contains wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Sam W., Lucifer] Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Um, What Are You Doing? by FifthDayOfMay reviews
Sam walks in on Gabriel pinning his brother to a wall. It's about as surreal for him as it sounds.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Gabriel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
Prince of the Crossroads by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Story written from letter "Conner Crowley" from the supernatural rejection letters. Harry is adopted by our favorite Crossroads demon; Crowley. The outcome will change more then the wizarding world. Maybe even the Apocalypse itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Crowley
Meant to be by vasagirl reviews
He met him at one of the many Governor's parties. He didn't think he would be hooked so fast. But he was. And at that moment, Elijah Mikaelson made a decison. Harry Dubois was going to be his. Elijah/Harry SLASH. Rated M for a reason ! Many DARK themes will be included. You have been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Originals - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Harry P., Elijah M.
Angel On My Shoulder by SoulMalady reviews
Harry has found himself in a pickle... He's nearly dead. Then an angel walks into his hospital room, wanting to watch him die. Stranger things have happened to him, so who is he to judge? Chapter 26: Here Goes Nothing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,717 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Harry P., Castiel]
Only Time by Arckangel reviews
When Michael sealed Lucifer in the cage, it took a lot out of him and he roamed Earth alone until he decides to meet Dean, then everything changes. Mostly in Dean's POV. Will follow canon mostly with subtle changes. Michael/Dean fic. My first posted one. Rated M to be safe for later.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Dean W., Michael
Tethered Redemption by Maqeurious reviews
When God asked Odin if he wanted Loki to seek penance for his actions in NY, he said yes. What better way then to send him to Earth, stick him the Winchesters and force him to save the people he once tried to rule? Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? [Dean/Loki.] Rating changed for violence, just in case.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,763 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Dean W., Loki] Castiel, Iron Man/Tony S.
How to Anoy Your Favoret Charectors by SwordMasterZ reviews
Disclamor I own Nothing How do you annoy your favorite Characters ?Find out
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/29/2008
Wayward Sons by belgium-morning reviews
Harry Potter has always wanted a family that cared about him, that loved him in the proper way a family should. A startling discovery on his seventeenth birthday will send him to America to meet a man and his sons no one knew existed. How will they react?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,897 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., John W.
Taking flight to a new adventure by Junuen Lisunia reviews
Tired of his life after the war,Harry decides to make a change by moving to America and later joining the air force. He didn't expect his jet to literally be alive. And Starscream didn't think he'd actually like a human. Warning: slash human/mech.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Starscream, Harry P.] - Complete
Learning curve by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Trent is failing math and Miles is selected as his tutor. The jock and a scrawny little tree climber put together? Not even they saw becoming friends. Both boys get closer and closer, and things get even more surprising when Trent's truck is replaced with an Autobot. Miles is sensitive to Cybertronians, and Trent is oblivious. Then they find out the truth. Trent/Miles, Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Trent D., Miles L.
How the Autobots adopt an organic by LunarLacrimosa reviews
One night Optimus finds Miles hitchhiking. After talking to the teen, he realizes something is wrong, and eventually figures out he is abused. Optimus being a father/older brother figure and getting enthralled with the idea of helping Miles, since he's suddenly has too much time in his servos with the war over. Child abuse warnings.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,564 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Miles L.
Night at the Museum by the dread pirate buttercup reviews
It would be foolish to think that Rory could sit around for 2000 years without a particular someone showing rather too much interest in his cubic charge. But the Doctor is the Doctor, and no-one -neither Rory nor Clara - can predict what will happen when he shows up one stormy November night in 1985.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rory W., Clara O. - Complete
Son of Iron by KuroIchi30866 reviews
June has finally decided to call up Jack's father and have all three meet for the first time in 16 years. Jack is about to have a shock when he finds out exactly who his father is.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,919 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Jack D.
I'm going to hell for this by Lahtraya Obsidian Moon reviews
AU: The real reason Lucifer fell... Rated M for slashy goodness (as usual), dirty talk and adult content. One shot PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Dean W., Lucifer] - Complete
Acceptance by LunarLacrimosa reviews
After the change comes acceptance of it. Can Thundercracker accept he might be made an Autobot? Can the Autobots accept Starscream? Can Prowl accept that his Autobots will never be sane? With Megatron still alive and Optimus infected with Cosmic Rust with Perceptor, and the cure, no where in sight anything could happen. Miles/Barricade, possibly other pairings. Sequel to The Change
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Barricade, Starscream
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Cambion by FirebenderWhopper reviews
During the Summer between Harry Potter's first and second year, Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban. After an unfortunate mishap and an ominous deal, Harry is swept away from the Dursley's to be raised by the King of the Crossroads, Crowley, himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Crowley
I am no more by Jetfires girl reviews
Armada:. Optimus hates the constant fighting over the mini-cons... what happens when Primus grants his wish in a very unusal way. OptimusxMegatron WARNING: SLOW UPDATES I WILL FINISH IT I PROMISE YOU I WILL!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2009 - [Optimus Prime, Megatron]
Whisper of Wings by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
AU. Sam grew up with Lucifer, and Lucifer has been prepping Sam to be his vessel from the very day they met. Too bad Lucifer's in heat, in love with Sam, and doesn't want the world to end before they get down and dirty! Mostly Samifer, possible Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer
Chance Encounter by Violet Hyena reviews
Balthazar and Benny meet on a yacht Benny's nest is trying to eat from from and Balthazar is trying to find entertainment for the night. (Rough sex, dirty talk, blood drinking. Bottom!Balthazar. Top!Benny. Pre-Andrea, if you know what I mean.)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Balthazar, Benny - Complete
Flashy Truce by Randomly Gone Insane reviews
For better or for worse, the Autobots have disassembled the team and have gone their separate ways for the time being. Smokescreen is left with no human partner and very little experience in being a robot in disguise. A call for help is sent by the rookie, and Knock Out intercepts it. However, something in him decides to not answer it with violence; Takes place after Darkest Hour.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Smokescreen, Knock Out
Tell the Truth and Shame the Devil by Waruitenshi reviews
Sam soon discovers that he's not just seeing Lucifer because he's crazy. Turns out they have one Hellish link between them and Sammy's in denial about everything! But Lucifer will make him see the truth one way or another! Lucifer/Sam. Slash/Yaoi. One-Shot. Details Inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Sam W., Lucifer] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Children of the AllSpark by The Homunculi Twins reviews
They had been curious about the strange Cube. Curious with the way it had reacted towards anything electrical. So they decided to play God, and experiment with the Cube's powers. They created life, and destroyed it just as quick. For decades they did this, trying to harness the Cube's powers, until one day, a scientist grew curious. What would the Cube do to a human? Image by...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sam W., Optimus Prime, Miles L., Bumblebee
Man's Best Friend by Dracophile reviews
AU retell Monroe is hunted by someone, so he's hiding as a wolf. However he meets Nick who, thinking he's a stray, takes him in with Juliet just as he discovers he's a Grimm. It's easier to get dragged into cases on a leash... eventual Monroe/Nick
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,265 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Monroe, Nick B.
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
Must Be a Saturday by youllstartariotbarbarella reviews
The Ponds, what a strange bunch they were. He always seemed to be going in the wrong direction with them and meeting them out of order. The Doctor had a hard time keeping track. A wibbly wobbly timey wimey story of the first time Rory met the Doctor. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Imprinting by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Between Cybertronians it's most commonly referred to as Sparkmates, like Ironhide and Ratchet. Between a Cybertronian and an organic it is called imprinting. Bumblebee imprints on Sam, and Barricade, imprints on Sam's friend, Miles. Will be mechxhuman!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,778 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Miles L., Sam W.
Mating season by FlamingReaper reviews
Blutbadden mating season is approaching, Monroe has picked Nick for his chosen mate.
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
Meetings by SarissaDiablo reviews
One difference set many things in motion. Instead of Obito sacrificing himself, Rin did instead. Now, a single meeting between a 3 year old Sasuke, 8 year old Itachi, and a disowned Obito will set things in motion that no one had seen coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,702 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Unfortunately Boring Meetings by Prime's Little One reviews
An Unfortunately Boring Meeting leads to boredom, texting, and... Romance? A companion fic to 'Accidents in the Medbay'.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Dark Desire by Jason Grey reviews
RotF AU MegaSam other pairings likely. Two halves cannot become a whole until they are joined together. Megatron has plans for the future, and it's not like Sam has a choice in the matter. Updated every other Friday
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Sam W., Megatron
What a Smooth Cat by LunarLacrimosa reviews
After Mission City, Barricade is left on his own and goes into stasis lock. Waking up he realizes that a family of cats has moved in, and he grows attached to them. When the mother dies he's forced to make a tough decision if he wants the kittens to live
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Barricade, Sam W.
I Am Kakashi Hatake, Well Sort Of by XspriteyX reviews
They stared at each other until Naruto got his hand free and jumped back pointing accusingly at the guy "HEY WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE'S KAKASHI SENSEI?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Explosive Solution by Solus Tal'echoy reviews
Ed and Kimblee are sent to teach alchemy at Hogwarts, but Kimblee has a special mission. Mangaverse, OotP, no yaoi. Sorry fangirls, I'd love to do it, but Ed would kill Kimblee if I tried. Rated T for Ed's potty mouth and Kimblee's, well, being Kimblee. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Kimbley
Don't Hold Back by Lookiewookielou reviews
Anders has been watching the Warden-Commander for sometime. Perhaps it's time he told her how he feels. Anders/F!Cousland One Shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Anders, Cousland - Complete
Breaking Dawn by Blind by Darkness reviews
Alex is on a new mission that will make the rest of his mission look like childs play. In a land when technology doesn't work the animals have a taste for human flesh will. Will he be able to survive with help from an old friend and someone thought dead.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - D. Jackson, Alex R./Cub
Sweet Burning Hell by DarkClaimingSkye reviews
Lucifer tricks Sam into saying yes. Lucifer want Dean because he is pure. Reference to Wincest and Mpreg
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Dean W., Lucifer
Prodigal Father by Bandearg Rois reviews
After The Prophecy, what else does Fate have to throw at him? REPOST added a prologue and went over mistakes. Harry/? SLASH and child abuse warning in later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,956 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Guardians of Life by Clumsy Peg reviews
Artemis stumbles across a sight that will change her life forever-giant robots. But living with the Autobots isn't always as great as it seems. Ch 17: Lookin' good, Red!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,947 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz
Starscream's Initiation by Aurora Bluewolf reviews
With Megatron gone, the Fallen needs a new Decepticon Commander. Can Starscream prove himself worthy? Or will he be destroyed? Starscream/Fallen, Starscream/Megatron, Seeker slash and a tidbit of Thrust chasing Starscream. M/M, NC, tent, slash bloopers. may get taken down for rewrite.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,188 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Starscream, Megatron
Stranger Things by thebrokencradle reviews
ROTF: Soundwave first found Sam annoying. Then he found him intriguing. After that Sam became sensual. Usefulness became one of his quirks. Until finally Soundwave called him "My Mate". Warnings: MechxHuman, Mpreg, Tentacles, Dub-Con, Stalking, Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sam Witwicky, Soundwave - Complete
Multipurpose by chickenbiscuit reviews
It was discovered that Mokkun can be handy outside a battle too. Non-yaoi, slight MasahiroxAkiko if you squint.
Shonen Onmyouji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Masahiro - Complete
Showers and Revelations by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Mirage likes Jazz. Jazz likes Mirage. What's it gonna take for our favorite saboteur to get the noble to admit it? Jazz/Raj
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jazz, Mirage - Complete
The Sexual Harassment Course by DaemonicKitten reviews
Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Poke by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
Possible one-shot series about different mech having breakdowns after prolonged exposure to humans. First up, Jazz and Miles. Second... still Jazz and Miles. But a good dose of Sideswipe and the zoo too... this isn't going to end well...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Miles L., Jazz - Complete
Intertwined by Aina Riddle reviews
Post-RotF The matrix of leadership had brought Sam back, but at a cost; now Sam’s and Optimus’ destinies are more intertwined than ever before. Optimus/Sam pairing and rating has changed to 'M'.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,695 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Vol 60 Issue No 7 by WolvesFire77 reviews
MovieVerse: Well it looks like Sam stumbbled across an interesting little secret. So when no one answers his questions about it, he heads off to the one bot he knows will tell him what he wants: Prowl. Summery might change later once I've had some sleep.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Megatron's Musings by Dragon Queen88 reviews
Megatron's musings while riding in Soundwave up to the Artic Circle. Tribute to DBQ. takes place in Cover Me universe
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Boys, Meet my Truck by Fire Redhead reviews
Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Alone Forever by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
Being re-written as Changes. Will be up soon.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Barricade
The Lamborghini Triplets by outerelf reviews
To be Red Alert is like to be a 'perfect day'. Disaster strikes hard and fast, at the worst possible moment, and with the names Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Of course, it doesn't help when if you're all triplets... T to give me plenty of wiggle room
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,573 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008
Caught by Rose-teardrop reviews
What happens when you're caught in a compromising situation?
Shonen Onmyouji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
How to annoy Galanoth by i need sanity reviews
Self-explanatory.
Adventure Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
A Match Made in Hell by Cazcatharsis reviews
2007movieverse: drabbles: The newest addition to the Decepticon team has Frenzy acting... well, normal... much to the chagrin and amusement of the guys. Warning for cussing and implied smexings between spastic bots
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Frenzy, Blackout
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
I! AM! by NightRanger85 reviews
Where *does* Annie get Ahsoka's music anyhow? Obi Wan learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes for, 'cause he just might get it.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Twas the Night Before Pristmas by Pyro-Kale reviews
The Medical Department of the Transformers spends Pristmas together in a rather amusing way. G1 Hook, G1 Ratchet, Armada Red Alert. Part of the Medics with cards series. Medical degrees mean NOTHING.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ratchet, Hook - Complete
Daffodil by outerelf reviews
When Red Alert left the room, he was perfectly unharmed. And oddly happy. "Wait... what happened to the twins?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Red Alert, Jazz - Complete
Knights of the Rebellion by skywalker05 reviews
When the Exile and Carth find Revan after KOTORII, they and some of their companions are thrown forward in time to a pivotal moment in the Galactic Civil War. Pairings include HanLeia, LSFRevanCarth, and FExileMical or FExileBao.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,632 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Convoluted Family Ties by outerelf reviews
Triplets raise Prowl. And then come the misconceptions- FINALLY COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,424 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Prowl, Red Alert - Complete
Halo 2 Idiots by St. Tabris reviews
Where there was one stupid being, now there are two. 'Gravemind' is up! Cowritten with my brother. R&R or the Orgy will come after you!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Arbiter
Rules of the Ark by vericus reviews
G1, implied slash - The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hot Rod, Springer - Complete
D&D by outerelf reviews
Has anyone seen Red Alert and Prowl?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Red Alert, Prowl - Complete
Revenge of the Sith by Amme Moto reviews
The Ebon Hawk crew rushes off to Nar Shadaa to find the Exile, who has the knowledge they need to stop the Byssual. As Connan once again returns to the future, she realizes that Anakin's definition of family is sometimes grossly different from her own.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,250 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
On The Universal Pride Of Those Identified As Male by norielit reviews
Miles meets Prowl. A very upset Prowl. Who is proving that, indeed, some things are known to all societies. Even alien ones. Disconnected Universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
JORAD by Tatooine92 reviews
Rogue Fett returns for one more adventure in this sequel to Memory and Fett'ad. I OWN NOTHING except Rogue!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,516 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Boba Fett - Complete
Star Wars: Mysteries of the Forerunner by Don113 reviews
xover with Clone Wars. The Master Chief is recovered by Omega Squad and the UNSC, allies against the CIS, to go on a mission to a Forerunner planet.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,806 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
How to lose a Jedi in 10 days by mrs.christensen247 reviews
Its my starwars version of How to lose a guy in 10 days.Anakin bets he can seduce any female, and padme bets she can make a guy fall in love with her then dump him..in 10 days.will they find more in the bet or utter chaos.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Romance No One Saw Coming by DarkAngelLillith reviews
A look at the relationship between an Autobot and a Decepticon. Pairing: Surprise! Warning:Slash Content Inside Don't say I didn't warn you
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Halo: The Adventures of Arbiter and Master Chief by Kishi Kishi 09 reviews
A Halo comedy revolving around Arbiter and Master Chief Please Read and Review.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
Don't Stop the Music by Kirmon64 reviews
[07movieish] Soundwave's taken a break from his work as a communications monitor, and where does he go? To the bar that Blaster happens to work at, of course... [SWxB, smutfic]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Reformat, Insert Boot Disk by Shimegami reviews
[07movieverse] Starscream steals Allspark shard. Starscream experiments on Allspark shard. Starscream gets himself reformatted into a sparkling with no memories by Allspark shard. Autobots are left with damage control and a Seeker sparkling. Chaos ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007
We're Clones, It's What We Do by Chaotech reviews
The life of a republic clone. Starting from beggining to end. From birth, to hilarious training moments an finally to the action, glory and horrors of the clone wars.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007
Father of a Spartan by Tempest2004 reviews
Master Chief goes to visit his father's grave with Arbiter and Avery, with surprise guests. My first Halo fic! Please R&R!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Forms of Life by Keelywolfe reviews
*Transferred in full to 'Experiments in Human Nature'*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Let's Not Interfere by Eon Master reviews
Star WarsEarth Xover. Two siblings from Earth are thrown into the Star Wars Universe: Lauren and Damien. Episode 1.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2007
Halo: Combat Deformed by St. Tabris reviews
He's dealing with a superior alien foe, an uneducated captain, a dick-centered sergeant, a snarky AI, eccentric Marines and an inability to use proper vocabulary. And it gets worse. Co-written with my brother SpEd2DeAd.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, A. J. Johnson - Complete
The Mission by AllSparkNexus reviews
This is a Republic CommandoStar Wars Crossover, takes place during the clone warsyeah i know, so obivious and before Delta Squad took the mission with the Republic Assualt Ship. if you played the game, u know what I mean Read and Review!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
School Time by Megatrons Minion reviews
Set in prearmada. Before the Autobots and Decepticons started fighting over Minicons, they had to go to Elementary school. So basically... this is what happend. Better sumary inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2005
Energy Field by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Not so long ago, in a galaxy not so far away, a conversation took place ...
Crossover - Star Wars & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Double the Trouble by Dark Omen reviews
to best friend are dropped into Star Wars, They are sarcastic, insane and worship Boba Fett, so what happens when Han Solo and Luke pick them up from school one day? pLease give it a try it's funnier than it sounds i'm just really bad at summaries. PG13 f
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
A Boba Fett romance by Saponaria reviews
Rated for a couple interesting words. This is a summary I wrote in a crazy week while drooling over pictures of Boba on the net. Enjoy, and please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2002
Killing by Mr Emerid reviews
This is a Song about the Decepticons Love of killing!! It's hilarious in my opinion..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2001
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Meanwhile, at The Golden Cat
This is a story about how things are playing out with two OC's named Severin and Madame Luka right after the Golden Cat mission. This story is better than the summary and written during psychology class with DMClover123, please review it for us because we have a lot more! Rating may change!
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2014
Republic Commando IM reviews
A bunch of characters from the Commando books IMing eachother was, at first, the result it being 5:00 in the morning on a school day, and already having my 2nd cup of hot coco. Rated T just to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Kal S., W. Vau
Story of a Forruner reviews
this story is about an 11 year old human female from before the halos first fired and this girl finds herself in her future his past. rated T for word usage. P.S I would really like it if my mistakes are pointed out because I know that made some, thanks.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008
story of a forrunner explain
this stoty explains whats happenning on the other end of the timeline while Sari is tring to fix the future. halo xover star wars. rated M just to be safe. P.S this story goes along with story of a forruner
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Hell of Love
takes place after ep.3. mandalore who happens to be named after a sith, falls in love with none other than Zilla Kun.rated m for pervyness and swears.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008