Author has written 4 stories for Janet Evanovich.
About me: I'm currently 22 years and I study math at Helsinki University in Finland, Europe. As many people out there I'm dreaming about becoming an author, and I'm really on the verge quitting my math studies and join the humanistic branch instead. Right now I'm working in a junior high (I think... (we have a different grade system here in Finland)) as a math, physics and chemistry teacher. And hopefully after that I'll know what I want to do with my life... or maybe not...:)
I also feel obliged to add:
"The highest courage is to dare to appear to be what one is." - Unknown?
"It's never too late and you're never too old to do something you like." - Unknown?
"Of all the things to believe in why not yourself." - Loesje
"Does the country where you live decide which dreams you have." - Loesje
"You're starting to scare me. You look like you're having a long conversation and it's not with me." - Lula to Stephanie.
"Holy crap. Holy Jesus. Holy cow." - Lula, Eleven on top
"But the baby talk cuddle umpkins oogie woogams thing is making me a little barfy warfy." Stephanie to Valerie, Eleven on top
~If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
~If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
~If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile.
~For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
~If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile
~I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
~If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
~If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
~If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
~If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
~If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.
~Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
~If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
~If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
~If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
~If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
~If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
~If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
~If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
~If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
~If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
~If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
~If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
~Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
~If it's not faux, I'm not for it.
~If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
~If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.
~Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this onto your profile.
~If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.~98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
~If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
~If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
~92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
~If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.
ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
THREE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
FIVE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).