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Joined 01-23-08, id: 1482280, Profile Updated: 03-01-09
Author has written 4 stories for Janet Evanovich.

About me: I'm currently 22 years and I study math at Helsinki University in Finland, Europe. As many people out there I'm dreaming about becoming an author, and I'm really on the verge quitting my math studies and join the humanistic branch instead. Right now I'm working in a junior high (I think... (we have a different grade system here in Finland)) as a math, physics and chemistry teacher. And hopefully after that I'll know what I want to do with my life... or maybe not...:)
Armed with a Swedish-English dictionary, a thesaurus, and a word-program with spell-check I hereby... umm... well... imagine myself as an author :D

I also feel obliged to add:
1) English is me second language;) So I'm quite harsh on the grammar, even though I have some problems with it myself;) (hypocritical hypocrite:D)
2) I'm a nice person, anything I say is meant as a good advice, I never mean to be rude and I'm sorry if that's how you've interpreted me. I just want to help people...
3) Feel free to comment my writings, grammar, spelling mistakes, how to improve and such stuff, because it would really help me.:)

Favourite quotes:

"The highest courage is to dare to appear to be what one is." - Unknown?

"It's never too late and you're never too old to do something you like." - Unknown?

"Of all the things to believe in why not yourself." - Loesje

"Does the country where you live decide which dreams you have." - Loesje

"You're starting to scare me. You look like you're having a long conversation and it's not with me." - Lula to Stephanie.

"Holy crap. Holy Jesus. Holy cow." - Lula, Eleven on top

"But the baby talk cuddle umpkins oogie woogams thing is making me a little barfy warfy." Stephanie to Valerie, Eleven on top

~If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

~If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

~If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile.

~For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

~If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile

~I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

~If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

~Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

~If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

~If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

~If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

~If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

~If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

~If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

~If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

~Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

~If it's not faux, I'm not for it.

~If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

~If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.

~Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this onto your profile.

~If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.~98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

~If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

~If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

~92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

~If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) When someone hands you a piece of paper, Point to it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
8) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player within sight).

FIVE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights". Extra points if it is a male, even more if he is your boss)
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, before smashing each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

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What I Did For Love! by XJerseyGirl reviews
Eddie Abruzzi was murdered ... guess who the prime suspect is! Ranger makes another deal, but with whom this time and what's the payoff? Babe story with a guaranteed HEA!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 342,177 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2008
Secrets by Peanut16 reviews
Stephanie and Joe's daughter Jade is brought to front, uprooted from her home when a threat to Stephanie is made, and she fears for her daughters safety. That in mind, Ranger bring everyone to a safehouse to protect them. Lester/Jade friendship lot H/C.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,278 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Random Adventures of Dorothy and Toto by Bowlingforshrimp reviews
So...just some random RangerJamie stories. ALl of them take place WAY before Ranger meets Stephanie, so don't get mad when they kiss or something. I'll update when I think of some more fun stories.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 5/13/2006
Run away by his querida reviews
AU R/S What will happen when steph runs away when she's 19 and gets caught up with people she doesn't want to know. Except one. What happens when they meet again years later? First Fanfic so please be nice but please R & R
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,639 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Saying Goodbye by RobinL reviews
Ranger turns to Stephanie for comfort when his father passes away. Babe story. Rating is being upgraded due to language and future content.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Version 4 by amiddle reviews
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, of which version 4.0 is a wholly remarkable excerpt from which, for copyright reasons, all Guide entries authored by field researchers other than amiddle811879, have been deleted.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 26,818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Boom De Yada by Aviana Frost reviews
Love is in the air at RangeMan! Just a shiny happy one-shot. Rated for language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
So Close by hubub reviews
Just a little song fic that got stuck in my mind
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Backward Memories by MontegoBabe reviews
Sometimes memories are a lot harder to remember than we think. And hearing the stories from other people is not as effective as seeing some of things that were left behind.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
The Worst Poems Ever by Anakin McFly reviews
Presenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005
Home by nje reviews
Five years ago, Ranger left on a mission. Now he is back and what he finds when he comes home is far from expected. He has a family with Steph and everything he could possibly want. But of course, there is trouble in paradise. THEY ARE NOT MINE! High angs
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Shamu by nje reviews
A one shot. Babe. A very interesting dinner with all of our favorites. Read the author's note.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
My Angel by BabeGirl reviews
Steph finds a new strength when she faces the hardest day of her life.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Leaving by Skylla1231 reviews
Stephanie Realises the Truth...... Warning Character Death.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
My Name is Ariel by Elissahara30 reviews
My sorrow has made a slave of me, forgive me for leaving. My Name is Ariel.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
What's the Deal with Terry Gilman? by charsea reviews
After Stephanie storms out, Joe gets drunk and confides about his relationship drama to Ranger.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Prints in the Dust by PeppermintBabe reviews
Sometimes all you have left are prints left in dust and a handful of broken flowers. Babe. *High Angst*
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Return to Trenton by Deda reviews
This short was inspired by "Stephanie's Gamble" as well as "The Last Leaf" by Oliver Wendall Holmes. What will Ranger's life be like as the end nears? Has he made the right decisions? You may need a box of kleenex for this one.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Lost by PeppermintBabe reviews
And while lost in definition may seem like such a terrible thing, it’s not so bad if when you’re lost, you find yourself.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Cricket by Cokkii reviews
Sometimes, when you’re about to make a big decision, there’s this little voice that pops up in your head. They call it your conscience.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Say It Right, Say It Now by MyDarkAliasIsHPScully17 reviews
Just a little something that I cooked up while obsessing over the new Nelly Furtado. I know, weird right. Babefic, so if you're a Cupcake....BEWARE!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006
Two Years After Resolutions by Bidwench reviews
Just fluff. Set two years after Resolutions, oneshot or not, by request. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007
The Good, The Bad and The Broken by ZebbieCullen reviews
Ranger returns to Trenton after a being away for a year and finally realises his feelings for Steph. Too bad she's already married to Morelli, will he be able to win her back? Told from Ranger's POV.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Letting Go by ZebbieCullen reviews
Steph has to make a decision that will change her life and the lives of those around her forever. Babe fic, one shot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Why So Twitchy Babe? by aliaslaceygreen reviews
BABE...well, by now everyone knows it's not a one shot any longer.....a bit of smut, friendly to morelli, and a HEA!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,421 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Numb by CourtneyW reviews
Stephanie stands up to her mother and tells Ranger about it.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
hot or not? by haleigh.l reviews
Steph is bored at work. Hilarity ensues. No spoilers, mild language
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
PitterPatter by NittanyGirl reviews
Cupcake challenge short
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Joe M., Stephanie P. - Complete
As The Worm Turns! by XJerseyGirl reviews
After a series of distraction jobs gone wrong, Stephanie seeks a little fun revenge.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 214,710 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
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I'm a Believer reviews
Another oneshot songfic. The happy thoughts of Ranger, Or what he really hides behind that blank face.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition reviews
Stephanie is grounded, working for RangeMan and getting tired of the office and wishes to escape. Then Lester joins her quest to get her fired and has some ideas of his own. Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition... What have I gotten myself into?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
It never rains, it pours reviews
A rainy day and a RainSong caused this to happen: Stephanie has disappeared. I feel really angsty. Please review, It would make my day. - It was supposed to be a one-shot, but look what happened. Now it's finally FINISHED! Thank you!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
20 bucks and a cracker reviews
The girlduo Jack & Sam are caught redhanded but are bailed out by Vincent Plum. Suddenly Sam disappears and Jack can't find her, Stephanie is supposed to bring them in, but instead she and Jack are trying to find Sam before it's too late. Enjoy.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008