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Jess. Just Jess.

Harry Potter = Life
StarkidPotter = Life

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Yeah, I'm really awkward(obviously), and have no idea what to say when it comes to stuff like this. I think I'm balls at writing but I try it. At the moment, I'm kind of stuck on something to write about. I'd really, really love to write about Harry Potter, but, once again, I'm balls. I absolutely adore dying my hair, even though it hurts like a motherfuc - well, you know. I can kind of speak French. Kind of. I'm going to marry Darren Criss. Or Joey Richter. Or Joe Walker. Or Brian Holden. Either one, really. Notice how they're all Starkids... Note: I like Darren Criss, not because he's in Glee(blech), but because he was in multiple Starkid productions and amazing. Wow. How many times have I meantioned Starkid? Like, eight times now? Oh well. I'm obsessed. Yanno. (: I have no idea what else to say. lololol. Yanno.

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Forbidden Desire by Casey Stardust reviews
"I've seen the way you look at me, Hermione." Drawled Draco, causing Hermione to stutter "I, I don't know what you're talking about Malfoy." Draco smirked "Oh, I think you do." Dramione Fluff. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sanctuary by tinparrot reviews
One Draco. One Hermione. Need I say more? A bantering take on what would happen if Draco and Hermione had to stay together in one dormitory as Head Boy and Girl. Dramione eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,369 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hatred Never Seemed This Much Like Love Before by ivoryandrose-leaves reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are being forced into marriage, as soon as the latter comes of age in just a few short months. Can our unlikely lovebirds come to terms with their engagement by then? Seventh year, written pre-HBP. DMHG. REWRITING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,265 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pandora's Cauldron by ArsenicAngel reviews
After a detention with Professor Snape leaves her with questions, Hermione goes on a search to discover what drives her mysterious Potions Master. A search that leads her into a world of mastery and submission, and opens a Pandora's box between the two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,675 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Revisited by purpleheart72 reviews
Hermione Granger makes the decision to return to Hogwarts for her final year after the Wizarding War has ended. Alone in this decision, she finds herself feeling very out of place until she finds solace with the most unexpected of students...Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 4,625 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 11,630 - Follows: 1,342 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Objection by Sharkeygirl reviews
Years after the war, Snape and Hermione are both fleeing from their old lives. When fate brings them together once more, can they help each other discover the truth? AU. Takes place 10-15 years after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 167 - Words: 206,011 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
"No. We made a deal and we're going to stick with it. And Granger, judging by the last session of sex, I don't think you want it to end." Hermione blushed furiously, "You don't want it to either." He chuckled darkly, "I never denied that." Intrigued?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,596 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Remembering Sunday by A Jedi and Her Kitten reviews
It had been six nights of being completely wasted; six empty cases of firewhiskey; six mornings spent disgorging the alcohol from his system; six missing hangover potions and six days since she'd been gone. SSHG Rated M for Mature situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Start to Finish by CandyFlossSoup.x reviews
Severus lies that he needs Hermione's help with the inspectors coming to Hogwarts. M story, Adult Fic - but with a plot. Part AU Candyfloss Productions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sleep Don't Weep by Read Me And Weep reviews
Sleeping is giving in, and everytime she closes her eyes, its lies. People say that without sleep you'll die faster than without water. Will it ever be alright?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Collision by anne-writes reviews
HG/SS have always hated each other, and their year-long marriage-law marriage has been full of secrets and silent seething. Hermione flirts with Lucius at a Malfoy ball, Severus snaps, a vicious argument in a garden, lemons... and a happy ending? 1-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn of the Tide by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
A lonely but alive and hopeful Severus Snape is looking for the Auror who saved him after Nagini's attempt to end his life. He just had no idea it would turn out to be her... or that he might have to become her savior. SS/HG, Post-DH, and AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,945 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Caged Bird Sings by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione wakes up in a cell, held captive by none other than her former professor, Severus Snape. She's scared, alone, and confused about her feelings for her unwilling captor. How can she know what is real and what isn't when he won't tell her anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In The Deep by exhaleblue reviews
Edward grew up surrounded by the sea. While he was a young boy, he encountered something very mysterious just below the surface of the waters surrounding Washington and its many islands. This is based loosely off the movie 'Splash'. Lemons and Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
White Satin, Black Silk by June Magic reviews
Much to his surprise, Severus has survived the war. He thinks living may just not be worth the trouble. His nurse, an ex-student who wants to become a Mediwitch, will try anything to get him to see that it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,722 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Selfish by Leiria reviews
Hermione's tired of the simple life. She wants Harry to be selfish just once. H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Out of Control by anne-writes reviews
Draco and Hermione, after DH. Set at a nightclub, but not tacky, I promise. Melancholy but sweet. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Carol Singers by lizdonaghy reviews
He wasn't stupid. He knew that it wasn't carol singers at the door.
Love Actually - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Effortless by anne-writes reviews
Just a sweet little One-Shot. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Just A Mere Memory by erre13 reviews
When he had been summoned, he wasn't sure what he would find upon his arrival. He especially did not want to find one of the Golden Trio standing in the middle of a circle of Death Eaters. :: warning: mention of rape ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
This Could Get Messy by anne-writes reviews
Snape's POV, he likes Hermione, a year or two after the FB. Gets pretty smutty, but some cute character exploration too. In my opinion, Snape isn't very OOC at all. Hermione probably is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010
Graveyard Birthday by LoveHGSS reviews
Sad fic about Hermione visiting her husband on his birthday. It's quite possibly a tearjerker, but please just give it a chance, it has a happy ending. SS/HG RL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Black, Woollen Blanket by kittyperry reviews
Hermione finds an old woollen blanket in the Shrieking Shack. Unable to leave it to moulder in the dirt, she takes it with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Here's My Revelation by anne-writes reviews
Hermione is Snape's apprentice. She's about 23. A drawn-out argument about Lily, sexual tension, character growth, et cetera. *the quotations at the end of some chapters are all from The Visit, by Malbec.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hallelujah by anne-writes reviews
Hermione, and Severus, falling in love in the summer. A few years after the Final Battle. Relatively DH compliant, except for Snape living and the HG/RW relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Where Credit is Due by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione tries to convince Harry to accept his Order of Merlin, but he refuses. HG/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Always Yours by Solas-Divided reviews
Her love was all he had. Angst, COMPLETE, H/C, Language, H/C, Oneshot, Tort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Kisses in the Dark by Solas-Divided reviews
What did she have if she didn’t have her friends? Who could she trust when everything she believed in was destroyed? Sometimes the wrong person may be more than she’d expected.Angst,BDSM,Bond,Exhib,H/C,HJ,Language,M/F,Oral,SoloF,SoloM,Voy,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,691 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tempting the Wolf by Solas-Divided reviews
He didn't know what he had, until he lost her. M for reasons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Who Needs a Hug? by cathedral carver reviews
Snape does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Yuletide Cheer by Leiria reviews
Can a lonely Christmas lead to a lifetime of happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Unspoken by Cybrokat reviews
Unrelated to my other one-shot. A little ficlet of a lifetime together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
And Werewolf Makes Three by atruwriter reviews
The man, the monster, and the woman who loves them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2009 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
A Curious Noise by swerley reviews
Transfiguration Apprentice Hermione Granger susses out the source of a distracting sound and finds herself in the unenviable position of having to tell Snape. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Concupiscence by Tink Wolfe reviews
Sirius/Hermione. SBHG. A tale about fulfilling desires and the consequences that may bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
PT Buddy by WiccaWitch reviews
PWP - Hermione has always run to relieve her frustration and insomnia. She's now discovered a more pleasurable way of accomplishing the same thing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Porning Mumpkin Juice by fantasticarla reviews
In which Snape has a particularly humourous verbal slip up, and Harry is puzzled.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Colors by Kiki Cabou reviews
Everybody’s favorite ‘grumpy bugger’ discovers the value and the cost of doing the right thing. Takes place about a year after the events of “Love Actually.” A Harry and Karen story.
Love Actually - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,477 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Time by Marston Chicklet reviews
Harry reflects on his relationship with his wife after the events of Christmas Eve.
Love Actually - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
Perfect Prefect by Geena reviews
PWP: answer to the 'OotP Prefects' challenge in the Boudoir Spoiler Cafe. Being a prefect has certain advantages. Hermione enjoys one in particular... Only minor OotP-spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.