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Author has written 6 stories for Bourne series, and Stargate: Atlantis.

Work in progress: Two Clowns Short of a Three Ring Circus has been on my computer for a long time in scattered archives of bits and pieces. The ancient artifact is really a vehicle to plop the boys in Sheppard's worst nightmare, clowns, but the clowns are really a distraction from what the real nightmare will become. It should be a lovely ride of surprises as the boys track the bouncing ball to a nightmare conclusion.

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Braingate by Bladelover reviews
McKay and Zelenka answer the questions no one has ever asked, and it's the same answer for all of them: the Stargate did it to us. The recommended course of action results in funny hats, paradigm paranoia, hairstyle adjustments, fun with speech patterns, and Rodney's personal phobias threatening the entire city. Pretty much in that order.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/22 - Rodney M., John S., Carson B., Radek Z.
Obsession by T'Pring reviews
Serving under the famous Lt. Col. John Sheppard isn't quite what new recruit, Alex Weiss, is expecting. When John takes a team of Marines to a boring little island in the middle of a typhoon things get really interesting.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,541 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - John S. - Complete
Fairest of Them All by T'Pring reviews
The people of the Pegasus Galaxy find lots of things to celebrate. When John is "invited" to the Festival of the Fair, he finds himself the Guest of Honor...and that's really not a good thing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,440 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - John S. - Complete
The Queen, The Black Knight, & The Frozen Princess by Lone-ranger1 reviews
John doesn’t regret his decisions, but one keeps coming back to haunt him. When a Wraith Hive captures a friend he thought was lost, how far will he and his team go to save her before the Wraith force an unholy evolution? More Details Inside!COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Without a Paddle by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Rodney should have known that the mission was going to suck the moment he stepped through the Stargate, took in a deep breath of the fresh, clean mountain air—and swallowed a fly.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Seekers by Tipper reviews
A kidnapped McKay, traps, a focused Ronon, more traps, a determined Sheppard and Teyla, traps again, a temple of doom, even more traps, OCs with guns, and a dash of team love to finish it off. And, as it's me, something probably explodes.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,444 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Rodney M., Ronon D.
Third Law by MorganFerdinand reviews
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Untamable, or, a tale of John Sheppard's hair by Erin87 reviews
It just won't stay down no matter what he does! If you've ever seen the video of Joe Flanigan at a convention talking about his hair, read this story! Sparky of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
United States of Canada by SpaceCowboy reviews
Complete. A revolt starts on Atlantis and a new territory is declared. Special Note: a slight tribute to M*A*S*H.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - John S. - Complete
Some Are Lost by cdrsheppard reviews
Sheppard & McKay are abducted and separated on a desert world. Both must struggle to escape and survive. Sheppard is brought to his edge. McKay must hold on to save them both. Buddy bonding, major whump, drama, humor, friendship. Angst. No ship. Season 5
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Consequences by Nika Dixon reviews
Jen finds more than she bargains for, off-world with Evan's team. Team Fic. Drama/Angst/Humor/Suspense/Romance. It's all here - and so is everyone else! Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,402 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Ronon D., John S. - Complete
Regrets, I've Had a Few by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Ten years ago, there wasn't a single thing Dr. M. Rodney McKay would say that he regretted.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Insanity by Bladelover reviews
Rodney disappears from a mission. Sheppard can't seem to stay in charge. Ronon says no more than he has to. Teyla wants to smack them both. Sam just wants to understand what's going on. Just another day for the expedition.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Blood is Thicker by T'Pring reviews
When John is severely injured by an unusual weapon, it may be that only a family member can save his life. And that means David Sheppard must come to Atlantis...IF John's friends can convince him to do it. Now complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,313 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - John S. - Complete
Symbiosis by Philote reviews
When you took someone else's geek out to play, it was just common courtesy to bring him back in one piece. Lorne story, with a healthy dose of secondary characters and a side dish of Sheppard and McKay.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Published: 1/4/2008 - E. Lorne, D. Parrish - Complete
The Best Of All Possible Worlds by LithiumDoll reviews
The first time, the first time anyone notices, it’s the Qualta blade and Chiana spends thirty arns straight turning over the ship.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Light of a Fading Sun by Sholio reviews
AUish, spoilers thru Sunday. After the Siege, the characters drift apart, but the events on Doranda have far reaching and unexpected consequences. And their universe may not be the only one affected. Now complete, with chapter 15 and epilogue added.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,195 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Proteus by Ryan C. Charles reviews
When an enemy becomes an ally, the Stargate Atlantis team runs afoul of the deadliest warship in the galaxy. This fic is set in Season 3 between The Real World and Common Ground.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
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Two Clowns Short of a Three Ring Circus reviews
Sheppard faces his worst nightmare: "The clowns? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too - entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagens. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!" Season 2 — The Hive
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - John S., Rodney M.
Murphy’s First Law reviews
McKay’s bad day is multiplying under Murphy’s First Law. Can McKay stop the new stargate from hiccuping and cranking out another McKay every 38 minutes? Or is he too tickled with his growing numbers to realize it's dooming the expedition?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,573 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Wraith Handbook of Jokes reviews
These jokes literally suck! Let's not mince words, here. They're palmed off in this format because they're not good enough for regular human consumption... WARNING: may cause torturous groaning.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008
The A ware reviews
Team Sheppard plunges into the midst of a killing field where an insidious enemy challenges their relationships, sets John on a course of destruction and leaves Atlantis leaderless while McKay and Lorne are held hostage.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,138 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - John S., E. Lorne - Complete
Traps Are Relative reviews
Marie's homesick and her desire to see her brother puts her family in danger. Filler scenes between Bourne Identity and Bourne Ultimatum.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Dirty Jobs reviews
Humorous look at how an interview with Jason Bourne would go on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. No point, really, except to ridicule a deeply disturbed fictional character.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete