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‘When I die it’s going to be loud, and bright, and people are going to see it for fucking miles.’

-Author Unknown

Yo pepples! I have finally cleaned out me favorites and am in search of new stuff! Those who know me would find it wise to recommend something -_-

I'm only here for teh stories so instead of putting information on said non existent stories here, I am just going to put lots of random things.

Starting with my favorite (so far) story quote:

Iruka and Kakashi are hanging out telling each other stories and Iruka starts in on a story about a botched adoption interview for Naruto.

“And then Naruto comes barrelling in through the front door completely naked, covered head to toe in purple paint, brandishing a plunger and chalkboard eraser like weapons, screaming ‘The wizard stole my uterus!’ at the top of his lungs,” Iruka managed to choke out between fits of laughter.

“His uterus?” Kakashi gasped, his own laughter ringing around the small outdoor area of the restaurant they were sitting at.

“Yeah, then he skidded to a halt when he saw the couple meeting with Sarutobi, pointed and yelled ‘You’re the pervert that stole my uterus! Pervert!’ at the poor man,” Iruka had to stop and gasp in a few breaths by this point. “His… his wife looked horrified!” the young man managed to say as Kakashi continued to laugh hard, the gorgeous male leaning on the table for support. “Then he threw the eraser at the man, who was so stupefied at getting accused of being a uterus stealing pervert that he didn’t even try to dodge it. It hit him square in the forehead leaving behind the clearest chalky imprint you’ve ever seen. Naruto starts waving around his plunger screaming that he wants his uterus back and,” Iruka had to pause to try and control his laughter again at this stage, “and I quote... oh this is the best bit. He yelled ‘I have a right to bear children! My breasts are still young and firm!’”

By this stage, the teacher was in no condition to try to keep talking as he submitted to gales of mirth. Kakashi almost doubled over as he laughed so hard his cheeks turned pink.

“So needless to say he was not adopted.”

The End

Here's to the crazy ones.

The misfits.

The rebels.

The troublemakers.

The round pegs in the square holes.

The ones who see things differently.

They're not fond of rules.

And they have no respect for the status quo.

You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,

disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.

About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.

Because they change things.

They invent. They imagine. They heal.

They explore. They create. They inspire.

They push the human race forward.

Maybe they have to be crazy.

How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?

While some see them as the crazy ones,
we see genius.

Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world...

Are the ones who do.

-Steve Jobs

"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."

“I’m not brooding, I’m attempting to create an aura of leave me alone. Obviously it isn’t working. Now go away before something horrible happens to you.”

Marluxia: All right, I found out what happened to Axel. According to Wikipedia, the Buddhist monks call it “Reverse Nirvana”. Axel’s mind is so full of evil and chaos, he’s actually achieved total inner peace. Apparently, the only other person to reach Reverse Nirvana was someone with the initials ‘B.M.’

Aerith: Okay, but what does it all mean, exactly?

Marluxia: Here’s what it means: Axel has frickin’ mind bullets! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!

My job is to get you to adulthood alive and educated, not uncorrupted. Deal with this on your own.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes copy and paste this into your profile.

78 percent of first time Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest viewers gasped when Barbossa walked down the stairs. 12 percent said Yay! 7 percent said they knew it was going to happen because they frequently researched it online and the other 3 percent sighed and swore under there breath and handed some form of money to those who said yay. ( i said yay and got 1)

92 percent of American teens would suffocate if Abacrombie and Finch told them that breathing wasn't cool anymore. Copy and paste this into your profile if your part of the 8 would be laughing their butts off.

If you hate those stupid "copy and paste this into your profile" things, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Quarantine by Guardian of the crest reviews
Disease is the great Leveler. It sees not wealth nor poverty, not power nor weakness. So what happens when one of the League suddenly falls ill, and even the world's finest are left powerless to help?
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What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
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Snapshot Collection by Belphegor reviews
A series of short stories, set in DCAU. Canon pairings if any, no slash. 28: Copperhead had his answer - the Central City Rogues were not interested in joining Lex Luthor's vendetta against the Justice League. But he had a nagging question...
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Eureka's Rules by Aesop reviews
Sheriff Jack Carter has a bad day and decides to lay down the law. In a town full of people smarter than he is, is this wise?
Eureka - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 3,574 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Villains by Belphegor reviews
It would've been a quiet night at the Central City Rogues' pub if the Justice League hadn't fired that big laser cannon. But Captain Cold would never forget what happened after Weather Wizard ran in and shouted to turn on the TV. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Len S./Captain Cold, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Rivals by Zannen reviews
From their first group project in the Academy and leading up to their lives as elite jounin, Maito Gai would challenge his eternal rival to contests of strength, intelligence, and the ability to hold a spoon on your nose without chakra the longest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Sharpening Iron by WhyMustIWrite reviews
The road of life is easier to walk with a traveling companion. Some friendships occur naturally and spontaneously. Others take more time and effort, and occasional manipulation from the local expert in psychological torture. This is one of those times.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ninja Psych Eval by Iruka Sensei871 reviews
Once a year, Tsunade's least favorite day occurs. Ninjas need therapy. Changed the rating for character death and scary things in the 2nd chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Mission with That Idiot by Hypo Prower reviews
But no matter how smart or funny or handsome he could be, he would never be prepared for what was going to come at him next. "You're going on a mission with him. Deal with it." No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Tale of Two Rivals by kodoku na oujo reviews
“Hatake Kakashi!” he shouted as he pointed his index finger toward the other teenager in front of him. “From this point forward, you are my eternal rival!” There was a short silence between them. “… Rival?” Kakashi questioned. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
In Defence of the Tamer by chibi heishi reviews
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Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Tsume I., Hiashi H. - Complete
Hair by SilverScarecrow reviews
In which Gai faces his most terrifying enemy yet: old age. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hitched by 8I reviews
Flash is getting married. Unfortunately, no one believes him.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
The Mega Awesome Sleepover Of DOOM! by 2crazy random people reviews
All the girls decide to have a sleepover with no boys allowed, but when the boys find out all hell breaks loose! Be on the look out for spying, break ins, theft, strip poker, underaged drinking, Itachi on crack, truth or dare, and a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Just a little Chess game by Grendle1853 reviews
Superman and Batman...playing Chess. Please Review!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Just Because by Iced Blood reviews
Oneshot: Camping with the Kaibas. What more could you possibly need to know?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2007 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Got What He Deserved by BlackJack-24 reviews
A joke oneshot I adapted to Naruto. Kakashi and Gai go golfing, while Lee is caddy...hilarity ensues. Reviews very much appreciated.
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