Starlight Disaster
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Joined 01-24-08, id: 1483182, Profile Updated: 12-31-08
Author has written 14 stories for Labyrinth, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Starlight Disaster

I will update - I promise!

Spring cleaned my stories, deleted the ones I hate/have lost interest in.

THINGS THAT MUST BE DONE:

- Childhood Sweethearts will be updated if it kills me

- Battery Acid; this annoys me - I had the next three chapters on word and then my computer crashed and I lost them. :( Will be updated eventually

- Everything else on hiatus.

Criminal Record:

Name: Starlight Disaster
Alias: Star. Disaster.
Age: Somewhere between 10 and 67
Height: Shorter than some, taller than most
Weight: FILE NOT FOUND
Occupation: Writer of fanfiction
Weapon of choice: Biro
Known accomplices: Muse; shapeshifter, most often male. Since she read Good Omens, he wears sunglasses a lot.

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Falling by Joy Cutting reviews
In the heat of battle, Hermione is flung back in time. Struggling to adjust, she meets the one person she least expected, the one person she seeks to destroy, the one man she will ultimately learn to love. AU after Half-Blood Prince. HGTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,492 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/6/2018 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 6142 - Favs: 5,071 - Follows: 5,240 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4805 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Four Going on Forty by quack675 reviews
Chase was a precocious little tyke, wasn't he?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,747 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - R. Chase
Living in Hell by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
In Progress. A drabble series about the members of Dumbledore's Army and living through the Carrows and Snape and life after the Battle of Hogwarts. For Kore-Of-Myth's "Shuffle" challenge for the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenge Forum. Part 16 now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,789 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Neville L., Michael C.
There May Be Difficulties With This by Ivy-Parker reviews
OC- "To the BATMOBILE!" I screamed, Jack and Owen looked at me "No? Well you should call it that!" They SHOULD... Or at least make SUV stand for something cool... Like Sexy... I dunno... Sexy Jack Ianto Owen Mobile... No, wait.. That doesn't work
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Shades of White by Tierfal reviews
The mind is a sanctum; the heart is a wasteland -- Near, in six moments. Six: It was quiet in the small cemetery.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Near - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Beginning of the End by StarlitSoul reviews
When a young girl is changed by Carlisle after a car accident, the Cullen's lives are turned upside down, inside out, and sideways. Set around twelve years after Bella and Edward get married.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,280 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
Name and Face by Alien ABC's reviews
Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Soichiro Y., Mello - Complete
Fatale by Capegio reviews
She does not possess Peter’s stoic heart, or Edmund’s resolute penitence, or Lucy’s simple faith; she has only an unrelenting hunger for something she no longer believes.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8537 - Favs: 7,926 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author... (M rating for very mild adult situations)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,872 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Fiery, Jareth, Sarah, Goblins - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 9,331 - Follows: 1,325 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Welcome to Hell by Scattered Logic reviews
Better to reign in hell, than serve in heav'n."
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Water by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, and others say in ice. And yet I felt like water as I found the path that's right... [Bellacentric poem. BxE with a hint of BxJ. Inspired by and based off of 'Eclipse' and the poem 'Fire and Ice.']
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Retribution by PaisleyRose reviews
Yet another look at what might have happened in the hours, days, months and years that followed the words, You have no power over me. And what happens when a Fae King looks for retribution.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,319 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
Rose Tyler's History of Sex by misscam reviews
At eight, Rose Tyler learns about sex. It all sounds very peculiar. [DoctorRose, RoseMickey, Others]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
and down will come by Memphis Lupine reviews
After: the beast in the cradle, the name on her tongue, the game.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2005
Never Call You by Amazonian21 reviews
Musings on the nature of belief and the Goblin King's fantasy. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Looking Death in the Eye by Olethros reviews
The perils of writing fanfiction about Hannibal Lecter, aka playing with fire
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Complete
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This is War reviews
Sorry England, did you want to deflower him?" France gains another conquest, and starts a war with England. Again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Dread Pink Frilliness reviews
In which England forces America into a dress. And not in the way you think, you depraved fangirl!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/24/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Socks, a Storm and Sweets reviews
It started with the socks. Then things went downhill from there. A different twist on the "girl gets sucked into Death Note" cliche: no Sues, no OC romance and plenty of sugar, strawberries and cake!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2009
Such A Magic World reviews
Harry hasn't been the same since his parent's death, retreating into an intricate delusion -- but Petunia visits him every month, desperate that one day he'll recognize her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
No Such Thing as Normal reviews
Ten things about Dudley Dursley that no one ever found out
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
A Little Out Of Practice reviews
The Goblin King would rather you didn't read this; it would just ruin his image.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Battery Acid reviews
-Nomega- Nudge is alone, the Flock missing presumed dead and being hunted by an enemy she thought long gone. As the shadows close in can she find a reason to keep fighting?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
Soldier Boy with Silver Eyes reviews
-oneshot- -Nomega- And this is the world ends, a single shot and a spray of blood. We are left with the aftermath.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Birthday Massacre reviews
Jasper loses control on Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
How to give Charlie Swan a heart attack reviews
When I'm bored strange things happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2008
Childhood Sweethearts reviews
Sarah is facing another miserable Christmas without her mother when a boy with a candycane shows up. A boy called Jareth. Little does she know that this is the beginning of an adventure from which there is no turning back.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
The Perfect Happy Ever After reviews
I said I needed all of you." How the film should have ended.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Hush little baby reviews
The first ever child wished away.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
It comes to this reviews
Does he love her? Does she love him? What went through Sarah's mind at the end of Labyrinth and why she made her choice.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete