Race: Chinese(Born in Southern California)
Favorite Anime/manga: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Steel Angel Kurumi, D Gray Man, Yu Yu Hakusho, Mahou Sensei Negima, Love Hina, MAR, Lucky Star, RE:Monster, Darwin's Game, The Gamer, and more I'm too lazy to type
Favorite TV: Stargate(all), most shows on History and Discovery, Random sports
Favorite Cartoons: Avatar the last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible, Starwars the Clone Wars, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Ben 10, Generator Rex
Stuff I Like
So life's thrown you a few lemons, I say screw the lemons and go buy a soda
Nice guys finish last; smartasses stand on the sidelines and laugh.
I mean, you're a really nice person... you know, when you aren't making grown men cry like babies, anyway.
"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to have out for. Because you never can predict when their about to do something incredibly stupid" - Jack Sparrow.
Zoro was at peace. 'There is nothing more relaxing than a good, heartless massacre.'
Can't... process... logic... Must... contain... fury...
Ah, messing with people's mind, great way to start off the day.
You're supposed to notice when someone tries to kill you. It's only polite.
Hello kettle? This is pot. You're black.
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy,
Fucked just didn't cut it anymore. He was now hurtling along down the Grand Unified Theory of Ass where PI equaled Grass.
Potter-Murphy Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong, with as disastrous result as possible, in the most explosive and embarrassing way.
And solid excrement hits the air circulation device
Even if she nearly killed me earlier, she had a perfect excuse. She was a woman, and women drivers should be given allowances for almost all traffic incidents they caused except when they killed someone.
Trust me I know what I am doing. - Too many fools to list
What's the worst that could happen? - Every idiot who tempted Murphy and Fate
It can't possibly get any worse - Those poor poor souls
Explosions Make Everything Better
And if they don't you didn't use enough
Crazy people have crazy luck.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.
Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.
Sarcasm is a socially accepted way to insult people. What's not to love?
"Whelp, we have our orders to beat up a bunch of girls and a helpless wimp. Let's go enforce some law and order!"
"Nice to met you. I'm an assassin." - Flonne, Disgaea (the way Naruto would handle assassination.)
"But remember the most important weapon a shinobi could ever have."
"A kunai?" Naruto guessed.
"A log for Kawarimi?"
"N-… Well yes, but that's a lesson a lot of ninja don't know until much later so good for you." Naruto grinned widely at the compliment while Iruka continued, "I'm talking about your mind." He accentuated by tapping his temple, "Your mind is the most dangerous weapon that an enemy can encounter… especially your mind. Because I'm not really sure what goes through it 90% of the time and anything you can't anticipate is always scary."
Naruto nodded, "Right. My mind is scary. Got it." - Iruka and Naruto, "Better Left Unsaid" by Kenchi618
"You are the single most offensive man I have ever met."
"And somehow I'm a saint," Jax said with a shrug. "Galaxy's weird like that." -The Confederate- ch 19
There's nothing more beautiful than the love between a man and a catgirl. Unless she's also an android.
It's amazing how calculated stupidity can be sometimes.
Girls continued to remain a bit mysterious. Sweet, delicate, gentle, verbally rip another girl's head off behind her back and serve the same girl cookies with a charming smile afterwards…
Girls were sometimes scary like that.
you guys have more issues than the dude who invented glitter cannons
An electric shock is the answer to a lot of things
"People keep stabbing me, it's not as easy to survive as I make it look." - Ichigo - Hogyoku en Machina, ch 14
Every two months I reserve the right to say something smart that makes you think.
3 women are noisy. 5 women are trouble. And 10 women are a disaster waiting to happen. - from a game I played
"Ready to blow stuff up for peace?" Tony asked as he turned. "I know that I am..." -Tony Stark - Wand and Shield, ch 21, aka USA military response
"Don't make me work with those second generation of Humans who learned to put on clothes" my neighbor Howard on "special" children at schools
Steel broke and chakra run low, but good blackmail was forever.
A trip to the masseuse-when a girl will pay 60 bucks for some old guy to touch her.
For when life gets rough - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_Ccb6Yt7k