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Joined 01-24-08, id: 1483472, Profile Updated: 07-30-08
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

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Johny Lovers Unite!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm a dipstick)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile

TEAM ALPHONSE! If you think Alphonse is better than Edward, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...
-You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
-You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.
-You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
-You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each!
-You check on fanfiction.net 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.
-You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed with Twilight or New Moon.
-You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas.
-When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
-Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you!!
-You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.
-You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.
I am really obsessed... I've done almost all of them!

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The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Looking after Alice by Ms. Topaz reviews
Who exactly was that vampire who transformed Alice before James got to her? What were his motives? How did he feel about our favoirte psychic? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
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Crazy Ride reviews
Maximum ride
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008
Jasper AliceHeartbrake reviews
Alice’s pov As you know, Jasper and I have been going out for years, and I really love him. Apparently he didn’t love me. Let me give you the whole story..........I'm so sorry it's sad.I had a really good friend move away when i wrote this.R&R.JxA maybe
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008
Emmett's Christmas list reviews
This is about Emmit and Rosalie on Christmas .When Emmit gives her his list she starts to studder.I rated it t because it has a little vilonce.Trust me. it's a lot better than it sounds.All my friends have revised it read it and said they loved it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008