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Joined 01-24-08, id: 1483601, Profile Updated: 02-14-11
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

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I have good news!!! I'm back!! But I will only be working on The Other Pinkette and Don't Hate Me! All other uncompleted stories will be disowned and thrown into a corner! If you want any of my fics that haven't been completed you may take them. Just let me know so I can remove it from my list. Of course, it's gonna take me awhile to actually update The Other Pinkette and Don't Hate Me because I have to go back and read all of it! But I will update as soon as I can!


Name: Kit

Age: 18

Sex: Female

Location: Texas

Sexual Preference: Opened-Minded


BoyXBoy Couples:

07-Ghost

AyanamiTeito

FrauTeito

AyanamiHyuuga

Naruto

SasuNaru

NejiGaa/GaaNeji

NejiKiba

GaaNaru

NejiNaru

SasuGaa/GaaSasu

NejiSasu/SasuNeji

ItaNaru

ItaKyuu

ShikaKiba

ShinoKiba

SaiNaru

UkonKiba

GaaLee

Those are the couples I mostly think of so right now I cant think of any other couples I like that's BoyXBoy.

GirlXGirl Couples:

Naruto

SakuIno/InoSaku

TemaHina

TemaSaku

SakuKarinSaku

TenIno

TenHina

Again same as the thing before

BoyXGirl Couples:

Naruto

ShikaTema

GaaHina

ShikaIno

ShinoIno (dont ask)

ChojiIno

KibaHina

SaiHina

ShinoHina

SasuHina

LeeSaku

SasuSaku (But just a very very small bit okay? So don't kill me!)

I just noticed that I don't like any girl with Naruto...guess he's too much of an uke to be with a chick?

Incest Couples:

Ouran High School Host Club

KaoruHikaru

Naruto

NejiHina

ItaSasu

UkonSakon

Those are about the only incest couples that are worth reading

Threesomes:

Naruto

KibaHinaShino

NejiLeeGaa/GaaNejiLee/NejiGaaLee

ItaSasuNaru (my most loved fantasy. There is no mixing the order! Itachi never bottoms, Naruto never tops!)

NejiShinoKiba (believe me, there is mention of this in a fic, and I love it!)


Random Information About Me:

I can be very very nice and a total suck up but I can also be mean and absolutely hateful to someone if they piss me off.

I have a homophobic side and a homo-happy side. It's best not to ask how that works because I hardly even know.

In truth I have nothing against homophobics but when they go on and on about why I shouldn't like/be with girls, that's when I pray for their death. Plus I also have nothing against homosexuals on the account that I am one but they should give up on trying to make the phobics leave them alone because it's pointless. The sad truth is, there will always be homophobes, just like there will always be homosexuals. The less both sides can do is pull the sticks out of their asses...wait I think the gay-guys may have a problem with that...great now I'm stereotyping!

As much as I'm ashamed to admit it, i grew up with homophobic brothers/cousins/dad/grandparents/relatives. But that's not the ashamedness, I too am a little homophobe. I always thought guys shouldn't do things sexual with other guys just like girls shouldn't be with other girls. But you wanna hear something funny? I kissed a girl even though I thought those things. Me and a girl played 'doctor' with one another even though I believed those things. And I have a uncle who's gay on my semi-homophobic family side (my dad's side) who has been gay throughout my entire life without me knowing! AND I am in love with my ex-best friend who is female and like female tushy and other body parts. Weird isn't it?


Things I Made Up

1) Everyone is actually in more than one place. They are either in a few people's mind, heart, or in some random place in the world...but I am not in anyone's heart or on anyone's mind, it's a wonder why I'm still in the world.

2) I love you so much that I loath you just as much.

3) I smile so you don't feel guilty for hurting me.

4) If you're bisexual, you're awesome. If you're gay, you're a smexy beast. If you're straight, you're an annoying hotty. And if you're a homophobic...just drop dead already...

5) Smile so they don't know. Laugh so they don't go. Frown and they'll leave you. Cry and they won't see you.

Yes I know that some of these sound kind of emoish but I don't care, I was in a dark mood when I came up with them...oh and if you dont like #4, I truthfully dont care...


Things That Aren't Mine But I Like

A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting besides you asking "god was that fun or what!"

Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink!

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

How can I miss you if you wont go away?

You’re just jealous because the voices only speak to me.

Never go to bed angry…. Stay up and plot your revenge.

You always have the right answer, they just ask the wrong question (that was on a furtune cookie I got)

My friend sent me this next one on myspace

JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin’ right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you don’t need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn’t tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesn’t want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever


PickUp Lines That Suck

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" (my cousin told me that, that one actually worked)

"Hey I lost my number, can I have yours?"

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

"Do you have a mirrior between your legs because I can see meself between them."

Don't expect any of these to actually work but if they do then you must be one lucky duckling!!


Random Funny Stuff

Bite me, beat me, make me bleed; kinky sex is all I need. (my friend got that stuck in my head once)

STOP! No, don't touch me there. This is my 'no-no' square. R! A! P! E! Don't violate me! RAPE!! (again, a friend of mine got that in my head)


Story Status:

Other Pinkette: I have to reread this but I will update ASAP!

Normal But Not Really: I decided to make this a one-shot because I couldn't think of anything to come after it.

Whatever It Takes: OMG why isn't that story getting the love it deserves? It was a great story...yeah sure the ending sucked but I loved it!

Family Matters: This is a sequel to Whatever It Takes. I am disowning this fic. I still know how I want it, kinda. But I don't really want it anymore. So if you want it, take it, just let me know okay?

Losing Myself: I adopted this fic from my friend... and this I deleted it because I couldn't work with it. I think she still has her version up though.

Don't Hate Me: I'm working on this one once more. Hopefully, I'll have it updated some time this month!

Naruto Couples Poem: The only reason I have this is because I get bored and it's fun. I can do just about any pairing!


Rants On The Naruto Characters

Naruto: Naruto is a little slut when it comes to guys. Don't get me wrong, I love the blonde (Not as much as Sasuke though) but come on! You could pair him with just about any- and everybody! For example: Sasuke (which is the best pair in the world), Gaare and Neji (They are both sexy pairings), Sai (He looks just like Sasuke so it's kind of the same with a bit of a difference), Kiba (Dog meets fox), Kakashi (Not one of my favorite but it's still good), Lee (They're both crazy so yeah), Shikamaru (Opposites attract right? Lazy and Hyper), Choji (Both can eat a lot in one setting), Shino (I would never favor this but it does seem cute), and...okay I think you get my point. So to this conclusion. Naruto Uzumaki is a slut-puppy to all the guys!! But we love him for that because if he weren't, there wouldn't be so many go pairings.

Sasuke: In every single fanfic that I have read, Sasuke is a total horn dog! He's always trying to rape the blonde uke! But, in my opinion, that just seems to go with Sasuke. I mean he's always acting like a stick is up his ass, when he really wants to put his stick up Naruto's (I'm sorry but I just had to say that). Oh and the only people good enough for Sasuke are: Neji, Gaara, Sakura (at times), and Hinata (the whole opposites attract thing). The only time it's okay for Sakura to be with Sasuke is if she isn't such a bitch to Naruto or anyone else. But if she is a bitch who needs to be slapped every five seconds then SHE BETTER BACK THE HELL AWAY FROM SASUKE!! As for Hinata, I think that Hinata is the best girl to go with Sasuke.

Sakura: I refuse to comment on her because she's freakin bipolar! Or something like that. Because at the beginning of the show she was a bitch to Naruto and obsessed over Sasuke. Then she started to act like a sister to Naruto and not so clingy to Sasuke. She was actually pretty cool during the Chuunin Exams because she wasn't such a puss. THEN when freakin Sasuke leaves, she acts like a puss when her, Naruto, and Pervy-Sage went to Sound!! WFT!! Make up you're stupid mind!! Great I said I wouldn't rant about her and look at me!! Stupid pink haired nypho-maniac.

Shikamaru: Who does this lazy fool like? Temari or Ino? Because that's a close call! My mind is saying Temari because people say you marry your mothers and Shikamaru already said that Temari reminds him of his mother. As for Ino, their fathers are friends and you know how sometimes if two guys have been friends for a long time, their kids just might date. And if you don't think that's true, I'm an example. My dad and his friend have been close since I don't even know. I went out with his son for about three or so years.

Gaara: Okay before I start ranting let me say something...ahem I LOVE GAARA!! He's so cute and adorable! I want to lock him up in my closet and just- yeah let's not go there. Anyways I love Gaara more than anyone in the show. I'll admit, at first I was a Sasuke fan (NOT a crazed one) but then the panda grew on me. Yes I called MY Gaara panda only because his eyes remind me of one. Oh and... HE'S SO CUUUUUUTE!!

Neji: He has a stick up his ass like Sasuke. But maybe Gaara or Naruto or even Lee could pull it out and have him jab his stick up theirs. Neji and Lee are an okay couple. In truth, I wouldn't read/look at so much of this couple because well if they're going together then they need to put Gaara in there so they can have a threesome just like Kiba, Hinata, and Shino. I don't care who's fighting over who because it works out either way.

Lee: WTF is wrong with this boy? I don't know if he's straight or gay or bi because there's something going on between him and Gaara and Neji at times. Like I said in the one about Neji, those three need to have a threesome so I can drool at the thought/sight.

Shino: This boy is so unloved. But I, however, do love the boy. One: because he's almost as cute as Gaara. Two: he's so cute. Three: He's adorable. Yeah I think you get the point. I love Shino so much, that the only people I'll allow him to be with are Kiba and/or Hinata. But I will admit there was one fic I read where there was a threesome with him, Kiba, and Neji. And oh my god it was hot! Now that I think about it, Neji and Shino would be an interesting pair.

Sai: There is now way in heaven that this boy is completely straight! Have you seen his outfit? But he's so cute that he cant be all gay, there for I have claimed him bi, at least in my mind he will forever be bisexual, like me! The only people Sai would look good with are Naruto, Sakura, or Sasuke. Neji's a kinda sort thing but the best person to put Sai with is probably be Naruto (gay) or Hinata (straight). Hey maybe they could have a threesome? What’s with me and threesomes?

Rants on Flamers/Flams

People Who Flam Yaoi/Yuri: I was reading the reviews from a few fics by this one person and saw that every single one of them had loads of flams. The sad thing about that is, in the summaries, they say that it's a yaoi! Someone please explain to me as to WHY those people would read the fic if it said yaoi/yuri on it, if they think it's gross? Plus do they think that if they say that it's gross and wrong and all that, that the person would delete the fic and go to liking hetero pairings?

Flamers Themselves: Okay this kind of connects to the one above but after I read what the flamers wrote, I went to their profile, and you know what I saw that most of them liked as a pairing? SasuSaku! FRAKIN' SASUSAKU!! And they say we're gross! I'll be honest, in the anime/manga there was some hint of Sasuke liking Sakura, but there's way more proof of Sasuke liking Naruto. Plus I have reason to believe that that is what Kishimoto-sama wants! My reasons are (shippuuden spoilers) in the manga, Konohamaru uses a transformation jutsu to look like Sasuke and Sai naked and loving toward one another. In the anima, when Naruto, Sakura, Sai, and Yamoto go on a mission to the Fire Temple, Sai puts his arm around Naruto and moves his face forward, Naruto took it the way we would but Sai didn't mean it like that...BUT STILL!! Why would Kishimoto-sama put something like that if he too wasn't a yaoi lover? He certainly is a yuri fan what with the jutsu Konohamaru does before the yaoi one, and all the other stuff that I can't think of right now!

Flams: To be honest, flams aren't all bad. Saying a fic is stupid is fine, that's your opinion (but those who say yaoi/yuris are gross should die!) In the two rants above, i wasn't saying that people shouldn't flame, I'm just saying that if you don't like certain things like yaoi, yuri, mpreg (I got a flame on my mpreg fic, bastard!), and whatever else, don't read them, don't review on them, just stay far far away from them! Problem solved!

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Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Tears of the Unworthy by Crimson Eyed Sakura reviews
Sakura, raped by Itachi, finds out she's pregnant. Itachi, attempting to keep his nightmares from becoming reality, rediscovers his humanity. Only love can redeem the one who cries the tears of the unworthy. Awesome cover image by 3spn4life on deviantART. He said I could use it. :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/11/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
The Best Christmas Present by CherryBlossom313 reviews
He was going to ask her to marry him. "Then why don't you ask her on Christmas?" And Christmas was the perfect day. It would be the best Christmas present. SasuFemNaru Edited version
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Need to Talk to You by Richie S reviews
In the wee hours of the morning Jen Zi asks Sky to talk. He wonders what is going on, perhaps his life depends on it?
Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
The Bonnie To My Clyde by Cozzybob reviews
AU twist. Remember Henricksen being convinced that the boys were killers? Well, Dean is a serial killer, and Sam is his... Bonnie. They're on the run, but they're still hunters. Things get complicated fast. Eventual Dean/Sam slash, ie: wincest. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Rain Check by Partly reviews
An investigation takes Hotch into Harvelle's Roadhouse.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Ellen H., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
To Be Jealous and to Be a Jealous Shin by MissMarieMay reviews
Shin, I hate to say this, but you're jealous. And in love. I suggest you do something about it. ShinSena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Shin S., Sena K. - Complete
Wash boy by LoZfanchick reviews
Naruto is Prince Sasuke's wash boy, and they are happy. But, that was before Orochimaru came into the picture. sasunaru lemon AU. Also kakairu, in chapter 2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Job Catch by LoZfanchick reviews
Naruto just failed a job interview and is depressed then he runs into a guy who talks to him. LAter on he finds out who the guy is and they date sasunaru. FLUFF and i suck at summaries. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Cry by LoZfanchick reviews
sasunaru! LEMON! FLuff! Angst! yeah a big combo. Naruto brakes down and guess who he goes to......
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Date by LoZfanchick reviews
naruto and sasuke go out on a date for a bet, slight shikatema, slight kibahina. FLUFFY! : rated T just in case. really cute!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Alone by LoZfanchick reviews
naruto and sasuke are 6 and in ninja school, they have a project and fluff is ensured, sasunaru!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Romance by Shitsuren69 reviews
CRACK. A little warning to ShinSena lovers, Ikari and Jumonji are not very forgiving. ShinIkari, JumonjiSena, mentioned ShinSena. Oneshot. For Nyukisan10. Has nothing to do with Lady Gaga's song.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - [Ikari D., Shin S.] [Jumonji J., Sena K.] - Complete
Arduous Dilemma by TenshiXXX reviews
Due to a special ability passed down to a select few within the Hyuuga Clan, Neji has sworn to never lose his virginity. Unsurprisingly, Gaara destroys his resolution without much effort, leaving Neji with one big problem. GaaNeji MPreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,610 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Just a crackfic by luvjOi reviews
What could happened if Hidekaz and Masashi met. Plus Seishi makes an appearance at the end. No actual characotrs used just mentions of them, Crossover cause it about the two artists.
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009
Sasuke…why me? by kittenmuffin reviews
HIATUS/DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
The Uchiha Uzumaki Household by argona reviews
Warning:A serie of oneshots about a certain cute and lovely household!A Hokage,An Anbu Captain and of course their children!SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,359 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Anyone Else by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
LJ Challenge. One-shot. Anyone else, and he would have given up already. Gaou/Sena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2009 - R. Gaō, Sena K. - Complete
Bound by Blood: The Tragedy of Neji and Hinata by flowerewolf reviews
Everything felt so right, at first... Until she got pregnant. NejiHina, NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by PocketAces reviews
And they say that Shin's the oblivious one... Part two: Mamori’s Super-Ultra List To Protect Sena From Perverts. Contest closed. Rated for Hiruma's mouth and innuendo XD As always, dedicated to Shinnie the Meanie for awesome work beta'ing.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Shin S., Sena K. - Complete
Curfewed by CurrentlyIncognito reviews
Pointless ramblings in which Gaara drags a screaming, shouting, pregnant Hinata home. Not. :3 read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
I've Fallen in Love with You by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Namikaze Naruto was a huge superstar. Watch - read what happened when he was kidnapped, raped and accidentally falling in love with his raper! What would happen then? SasuNaru, lemon, OOC, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,357 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silent Angel by grainsofsand reviews
A demon finds an angel trapped at his lair. What will he do to her? What will she do to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,664 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Unrequited by Thorn In Your Side reviews
They knew they were just filling in gaps left by people too big to be replaced. They knew that given half the chance the original couple would come together again. Because they would never be good enough. SasuNaru, unrequited Suisasu, Sainaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sai, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Unforgivable Sinners by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
An eternal life in a society of mere fools. Sasuke is sick of it all until the new slayer shows up. Blood is shed and ribs are broken - in the end, is the heart still human? The meaning of love, is it possibly a love unending? SasuNaru, M - SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Kiss Me! by may10baby reviews
Naruto meets Sasuke deemed “Prince” of Kohona AcademyKyuubi his older brother meets Itachi Sasuke’s older brother deemed “King” of Kohona Academy. Let’s add a supernatural twist to this, shall we? Couples SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Things Said And Done by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Alcohol and conversation mixed up with each other can lead to unpredictable things. One moment you are hetero, the next gay and after denying everything you are still in the bed with the one you love - but how? SasuNaru, M for SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Broken Phone by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
Shin Seijuro is prone to breaking things, but after witnessing him break a phone by being too careful his mother can’t help but think that the boy on the other end must mean a lot to him. Shin/Sena. One-Shot.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Shin S., Sena K. - Complete
Perfect by Sparkylovesfire reviews
ShinoKiba fic. Shino realizes what Kiba really wanted. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Welcome to My Life by xemorockprincessx reviews
Naruto's had it rough. Sasuke notices, and the rest blooms from there. Not too good with summaries. Oneshot, AU, SasuNaru. Rated T for Gay boyness, just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by darknecromancer666 reviews
Naruto has an arguement with Sasuke, Sakura and Ino. To drown his sorrow's he goes to a Karaoke club but will he find his love there or forever be alone. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reasons Why Justin Taylor Is A Twat by StrongatHeart reviews
Brian decides to make a list about Justin...
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Things I Didn't Know by CherryBlossom313 reviews
“Sasuke find out what’s wrong with Naruto, please.” Sakura pleaded. Sasuke sighed, “And how am I going to do that?” Sakura smiled, “Follow him of course!” Full Summary inside. SasuNaru...kinda
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Farmer’s Tan by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
It was hard to believe that this really all started out because Suzuna was concerned about his tan line, even if she did have ulterior motives. One-Shot. Juu/Sena.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Jumonji J., Sena K. - Complete
Naruto Poems by Salia Glacerious reviews
Just a bunch of poems I thought of. A different poem appears in each chapter.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
How To Be Mean To Naruto Characters! by Lilly Maverick reviews
Kind of like "How To Annoy" stories but these are just plain mean. Don't flame me because I love the cahacters as much as the next Narutard and making fun of them shows how much I do because without them I wouldn't have written this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
A love in the past time by Belletiger BT reviews
After the battle at the Valley of End, Naruto ends up in the past, a past before Konoha was born and meeting the young versions of the First,Second Hokage and Madara.A friendship and love is born from the fathers of Konoha. ShodaimexFemnaruxMadara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,870 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stop bugging me! by Mallet Percussionist reviews
I'd just finished my maths homework when I typed this so watch out for the equations. Isn't supposed to be romance but try telling that to a love-sick friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
Arigato Otis Spunk Meyer by SilenceMaverick reviews
M Just In Case. Little Crack Fic Type Thing. Short. NejixKiba. Neji's Eating Cookies And Is All Too Alluring ToKiba. He Then Offers Himself Sorta Dun Dun Dun! Not My Best. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kiba I., Neji H. - Complete
Sugar Sex by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke doesn't like sweets? Well well, maybe Naruto can change his mind. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ganged Attempt by fanficfangirl2008 reviews
A short SasuNaru oneshot. What happens when the entire school plots to get Naruto and Sasuke alone?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Time With N by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
NaruSasu. It's been years since they broke up, though the raven has changed a lot. He became a famous writer and a better person, but he can't seem to forget the blonde so, he writes an article for a magazine. Will the blonde read it? now a two shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bridges by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke finally comes back. But no matter how har he tries he can't break his last bond. WARNING: boy/boy love. language. cahracter death at the end. M for safety. I think it's a bit more mature than t but not super bad or anything
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,244 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feverish by darkalbino reviews
We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sensitive areas Sharp peircings by kittenmuffin reviews
Pein and Itachi have hot SMUT after Kakzu's birthday!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
It Only Hurts When Your Eyes Are Open by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
First they were strangers, then friends, then something more and…brothers? Why do misunderstandings taint the smallest of hopes? Naruto and Sasuke have to rebuild everything again and again - does the outcome last? SasuNaru, M for SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're My Dobe by Gosangoku reviews
Lately, I've been feeling so empty. And then Sakura-chan and Sasuke-teme are just so mean. "I know everyone in this village loathes me, but I thought you guys were my friends!" — Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Sensei, the Bastard by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Fifteen-year-old Uzumaki Naruto got a tutor for being so lazy and always the last of the class. Weird thing is, the tutor is his number one enemy, the eighteen-year-old Uchiha Sasuke... SasuNaru, lemon, OOC, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Symbiosis by krizzlybear reviews
Flowers want to be pollinated. Bugs want to feed. It's a give and take relationship, like the one that unexpectedly blossoms inside a certain flower shop. ShinoIno. Finally Complete! Hooray!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,277 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
Secks? by swafford duh reviews
Naruto AIM convo. XD Uhm...One-sided: SasuNaru, NejiNaru, SaiNaru, GaaNaru TenNeji Sexual references...kinda...and minor cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broken by eftee reviews
We're all a little broken. -- They're just broken together. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Silence by Vichet-Arun reviews
6 years I’ve lived in silence, 6 years I’ve lived with this pain, and the worst part about it… it happens again. Why can’t I just tell Sasuke? Rape/Angst NejixNaruto Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Does it hurt? by You-knew-it reviews
Sai x sasuke yaoi! sai is so cute in the story x3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Ending Dance: Version Two by Karasu Kyra reviews
-Neji, Gaara and a high school dance. What more can I say?- This is a rewriting of my first fanfiction. NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Good Directions by amaroa reviews
Songfic Gaara is working at the produce stand so Temari and Kankuro can have the day off when a stranger stops for directions. Neji/Gaara. Sorry for the craptastic summary but the story is better I promise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Have You Ever Wondered? by MissCloud reviews
The adventures start with; "Have you ever wondered what it's like to kiss a guy?" TwoShot YAOI Part II LEMON. TyKa
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Closer To You by Sentai reviews
Shino made a promise to Kiba that if he passed his exams, they would do it. Will Kiba keep his promise? ShinoKiba, AU?, Yaoi, oneshot, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Without You by darkalbino reviews
It's only in the face of loss that we realize what we have, "What am I supposed to do without you?" SasuNaru,oneshot please read the warnings inside before reading fic, it's sure to please some and piss off others...although i hope it pleases everyone :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life in the Uchiha Dynasty by yaoi415 reviews
AU Fantasy SasuNaru. Servant Naruto and Prince Sasuke. The feud between the Uzumakis and the Uchihas has been going on for hundreds of years. For generations, the Uchihas have enslaved the Uzumakis as punishment for their ancestor's "betrayal."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,874 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It Was Just Another Accident! Really! by BLUEanimeGIRL025 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are quite a pair. They have been good friends and maybe more for a while now, but what happens when they get drunk together on the night of Sasuke's 18th birthday? Yep. It's an Mpreg story. SasuNaru, duh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,940 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Uzumaki by Lilbakasaru reviews
Orochimaru and the Akastuki are wiped out, and after 5 years Sasuke has returned to Konoha and he wants something or someone badly. Shounenai and Yaoi. Mpreg, the occasional angst...COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 39,154 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Come Undone by darkalbino reviews
Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How Sasuke Stole Christmas by Koinu-chan reviews
A parody of How the Grinch Stole Christmas...with a twist! Mild SasuNaru, with a bit of KakaIru and GaaLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
New story! Stepbrothers Sasuke and Naruto are having hard time getting along. One simple incident turns everything upside down and now they hang out until things evolve too much. How much is too much? SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Kind of Woman by Half-elf reviews
A scene directly after the good female ending. A little WuSky story because I don't think there's enough.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
This Is How A Heart Breaks And Heals? by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
[New story!] This is his house, his bed. How did we end up like this? Pity sex, a pity indeed. Will this ever turn out right? If I move my mountain…will you move yours as well? [SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX and language]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mutual Understanding by Intuition reviews
They didn't love each other. It was a mutual understanding. ShinoxIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ino Y., Shino A. - Complete
Remembering by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Drabble] The door creaked open and the Uchiha jumped. A little blonde haired boy with curious things on his face that looked like whiskers peaked his head in. Sasuke blinked. Huh?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vulnerable by Dani-san reviews
When Naruto's captured by the Akatsuki, he's vulnerable. And Itachi decides to prey off that vulnerability. Oneshot, lemon, ItaNaru, rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
True Colours by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
[My third fanfic!] After so many years he comes back with a lingering hope for something. Is it wise to share a bed after an awkward welcoming party? How one repairs the damage done? [SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX] Feel free to review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can We Ever Love Again? by Sess-oni-san reviews
Sasu Naru are a couple that recently broke – up on mutual consent. Now, can one BIG unexpected turn of event make them fall in love again? Warning: MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
All Around Us by Javie-and-Sammie reviews
Neji and Sasuke have never gotten along, for as long as they can remember they have been bitter rivals fighting over everthing and nothing all at the same time and Naruto and Gaara are sick of it. SasNar, NejGar.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Do Damage by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Neji has sinned. Kiba too. They don't seem to mind though. NejiKiba. Lemonish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Three Good Reasons by Ardespuffy reviews
If I’ll ever peeve you again, I’ll travel three times from Konoha to Suna walking on my hands and singing the Sailor Song! I promise!” And Rock Lee always keeps his promises. [GaaLee]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
To be loved by Alrye reviews
He was being punished for somthing that wasn't his fualt, he felt numb and abandoned. But when he wakes up he doesn't expect to be mated instead of put to death. SasuNaru, NejiGaara, and OcOc. Warning stupidity and slight oocness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/5/2007 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
♂Isshoni♂ by The Disembodied Head reviews
Gaara and Kiba together. Gayness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Assault by Skitter160 reviews
Lee's being assaulted by Neji at every chance. When a savior happens by Lee'd never guess who it is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - [Gaara, Lee R.] - Complete
Secret Friends by Never.To.Late reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is a popular kid. He loves to talk on AIM but when a stranger named Crimsonprince messages him he begins to fall in love with this person but just who is it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bird Cage by Kaoru Gal reviews
Edward Elric had seen hell before he had even met the sin who called himself Envy. This event would become just another nightmare that would haunt his dreams. Just another feather plucked from his crippled wings. EnvyxEd oneshot rape lemon language yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Bonds by Happiness's Deceit reviews
NaruSasu. Fifty sentences on their relationship, as well as Itachi's part in it. Includes overprotective!Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Strip poker, Beer, Fun and Confessions by TheUnknownAuthorOfDoom reviews
Strip poker, beer, fun, awkwardness, and confessions. Will Naru be able to keep his mouth shut in his drunken state? SasuNaru, hinted ShikaTema and KibaHina. Oneshot. rated for nakedness? And language. Better than the summary suggests, really!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Have Any Secrets? by KawaiiAki reviews
Naruto asks Sasuke if he has any humilating secrets, Sasuke doesn't answer and they make a small bet, Naruto finds out from Sakura that Sasuke is gay, Naruto ends up hurting Sasuke, will the two make up? Will it end in a relationship? Rated for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wish by animeangel665 reviews
Neji doesn't see the point in wishing on a star. NejiKiba Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Kiba I., Neji H. - Complete
All You Wanted by trulywicked reviews
A collection of related SasuNaru song fics.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
School Days by uchihasasukekun07 reviews
Both Naruto and Sasuke have secrets they're keeping from everyone, dark in their own way. But when the two boys are forced together for a school plays how will these two rivals deal with the consequences? Dark,NCS,violent,angst,romance? itasasu, narusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Days That End In Y by darkalbino reviews
Naruto should start thinking before he acts...SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bet by darkalbino reviews
Naruto makes Kiba a bet...and I don't think Sasuke likes it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eyeshield 21: The Remix by your knight in tinfoil armor reviews
One little difference can change many things, but some will forever stay the same.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,595 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sena K.
Public Places by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are baby shopping for Sakura and Sasuke decides he might want a baby too. Yaoi, Lemon, Lewd and Levacious conduct in public places. mentions of mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Let You Go by chibismiles5266 reviews
Sasuke and Hinata are one of the most well known pairs in the village. Though, this does not go without there being problems. It seems Sasuke has a wandering eye that Hinata's beginning to notice. When she tries to leave him, he won't allow it. Is it obsession or is it a matter of possession?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Seize the Day by FFirst2L reviews
Sasuke gets assigned a long term mission but Naruto gets pregnant the night before he leaves. SasuNaru Mpreg Maybe oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trust and distrust by Sakuramar reviews
Naruto brought Sasuke back, but, why is he not talking to the Uchiha? When they admit their feelings, many surprises await them. And they just discover how cruel the world can be.SasuNaru ItaxOC. mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,332 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Midnight Calling by Vichet-Arun reviews
Sasuke has a little too much to drink and decides to take his frustrations out on Naruto... Sasunaru, narusasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fooled You by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru, NejiGaa. Oneshot, drabble] I'll show you who you belong to, dobe. [Funnyish]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Irresistable Scent by ErPo reviews
Hinata Hyuuga purchases a special perfume in hopes of attracting Naruto. What she didn't expect was that the perfume would work a little too well. What will the intoverted kunoichi do when ALL the guys start coming onto her? Post timeskip oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Family Ties by Ghostwriter reviews
In their search for a sadistic kidnapper, the BAU team comes across a brother who'll do anything to save the only family he's got left.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
The Craziness that is Konoha High by WinButler reviews
Sasuke likes Neji, Neji likes Sasuke. But things keep getting in the way. Things like the craziness of high school. And one Naruto Uzumaki. [SasuNeji, shonen ai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Conquer Me Cruel by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Neji thought it was time to give Kiba some lessons in respect and discipline but with when said dognin is on his knees in front of him the Hyuuga just can't stop himself... NejiKiba
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Neji H., Kiba I.
It all started on Christmas by TheRealObitoKun reviews
Gaara has liked Sasuke for a long time and everything spills on Christmas eve. Warning Gaara gets raped but you might want to see by who... SASUKExGAARA ALL THE WAY! Happy Christmas everyone and if u don't cleb. Xmas then happy whatever....You have
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Reason by Shadowed Chaos reviews
AU, First Anime; Ed learns the hard way why its never a good idea to piss off a vampire in general. **See Authors note inside.**
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Frozen by Red Asatari reviews
Sasuke took it a bit far, but when he knows that Naruto is out there, he will get him back. But just how is the Uchiha gonna warm him up again? oneshot yaoi sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by Beyondthismorning reviews
Naruto finds himself transferred into an all boys boarding school with 3 psychotic roomates. But, That isn't the problem. The problem is, could all these boys be...gay?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U.
Rumors by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's running away from the crazy fangirls who think that he's going out with Sasuke. Tired of it all, he turns to Sasuke to back up his statements. Only to find out that Sasuke doesn't really mind the rumors that much... [SasuNaru, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Zoo trip by Miss Trout reviews
Kakashi takes tema 7 to the zoo. Sasuke is trying to keep himself from molesting the little blond but when he sees two foxes named Sasuke and Naruto doing naughty things he can't handle it anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Monkeys by Ormspryde reviews
Kang's at it again. What is 'it,' you may ask? Click and see. Warning: Character death.
Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Little Happy Baby Shino by Smex Lemur reviews
Little Happy Baby Shino was a happy baby. Until that incident.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by Cirdan of Light reviews
Naruto breaks up with Sasuke. Because he is tired of how he is treated by his boyfriend. Yaoi. SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The New Family by Corvin reviews
Neji was drunk, Gaara was lonely, they met in an alley. The next morning Neji thinks he raped Gaara, and Gaara thinks he regrets it all. Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,694 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Girls, Be Ambitious by Silent Child reviews
Before their big match, Suzuna kisses Sena on the cheek for good luck. Hiruma notices that Sena has a morale boost afterward and gets an idea. /HiruMamo/
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
Questions by Pikadaj reviews
Neji has some questions for Gaara, and Gaara has no choice but to answer them. GaaraxNejixGaara ShounenAi:
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Checklist by Seito reviews
[Slight AU, Sasunaru] Itachi stared at the piece of paper in his hands. It was an odd checklist thing that he had found on the kitchen table this morning. It read: How to Know Your Otouto is Gay . R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Always You by blizzie8836 reviews
the soul lives on, but there must always be balance. And for every soul, there is a mate to even the scales. SasuNaru Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peaches by kokurousagi reviews
Vignette Jade Empire. [“I know the feeling,” he muttered. I haven’t had one in a long time, either.] A postgame Sky & Ling ficlet.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Hero by kokurousagi reviews
Vignette Jade Empire. [He can’t find anyone who’ll love him more than I do.] A Sky piece from the eyes of the one who loves him best.
Jade Empire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Fingers In the Ground by Sunfreak reviews
Shino wants to be close to Kiba . . . but this is probably not the right way to do that. 100-word drabble. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2004
Bird In the Hand by Sunfreak reviews
What you have and what you want. NejiHina 100-word drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
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Don't Hate Me reviews
"You don't have to love me, you don't even have to care, but please, whatever you do, don't hate me." SasuFEMNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,211 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Voice of an Angel reviews
He never liked girls but he never liked guys either. He never liked anyone, especially himself. But when he heard her voice...that was a different story...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Couple Poems reviews
This is a series of poems about any and every Naruto pairing! Hope you like! And try to guess which pairing it is! Oh and if you have a certain pairing you want up, just ask and I'll do it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008
Family Matters reviews
Naruto's pregnant and Sasuke's happy. But what's to happen to the happy couple when Naruto looses the baby? Never heard anything like this have you? Please read, it's really good!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why You Sasuke? reviews
This is a random one-shot I made up while I was away from my computer TT.TT It's about how Sai loves Naruto who loves Sasuke who Sai hates because Naruto loves him. It's really good so read, okay?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
The Other Pinkette reviews
Sakura's parent send her to a mental institute. Little did they know that gay relationships are allowed. Sakura had been told all her life that was wrong but can a blue eyed blonde change her opinion? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Whatever It Takes reviews
Sakura and Ino, and maybe a few other shinobis, will do whatever it takes to make the two strongest ninjas of Konoha come out of the closet and admit their feelings for one another, even if it means they have to lock them in a closet! one-shot thingy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Normal But Not Really reviews
This is going under construction! I'm going to fix it up! You can go ahead and read it but it's going to change when I'm finished repressing it! GaaHina SasuNaru ShikaKiba, pairings may change in the new version
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete