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My name is Hannah. I'm fifteen. At the consent of my mother, I was taken from my home, and am currently being dissected by the government in some sick experiment. My body, cut open and mutilated, is lying on a nearby cot. My head is being preserved, detached from my body, floating in a jar filled with an unknown, goo-like substance. One of the heartless surgeons who participated in this cruel procedure has accidentally and unknowingly knocked over the jar my head has been floating in for the last twelve hours. I have managed to drag myself to a nearby open laptop with my tongue, only to find the website open was fanfiction.net. I have been typing for the last hour with my tongue (inducing many tongue cramps), in the hopes that one fellow fanfic user out there will find and assist me before I reach my untimely death. Please, I beg of you. I don't want to die reading crappy naruto fanfiction.

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Inspired by Lsayaku by blackbeanie reviews
A series of Hans/Seras stories inspired by the fanart of Lsayaku. Chapter 49: (Part 2) Inspired by the Batman storyline No Man's Land.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,956 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Seras, Hans G.
Forget Me Not by Tara1189 reviews
The press of curved silver against her cheek. Sharp. Blood pulsing under the skin. And beneath that, dizzying ecstasy, a kind of sickening thrill. The whisper of breath against her mouth, cool and metallic. "Wendy."
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,368 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D.
Thirst by CzyDauTep reviews
After the death of a comrade, Integra punishes Alucard by ordering him to not feed for a month. Unfortunately, after ten days Alucard's thirst gets the best of him as he begins to stalk his fledgling, Seras Victoria. This is AxS material.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Alucard, Seras
Behind Closed Doors by Manda-chan reviews
This is a collection of mature stories centered around the Fakir x Ahiru pairing. Each are one-shots and generally unrelated to each other unless otherwise stated. They may range from canon-based, to AU, and beyond. Hope you enjoy them!
Princess Tutu - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,187 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Fakir, Ahiru
Role Reversal by Fish Wishes reviews
AU: In which the stories you've been told are lies and the truth of the legends bind us all to this Earth. The fledgling is revealed as the master and the master as the fledgling. A rewriting of our beloved Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Seras, Alucard, Walter, Integra
Atamasco Dusk by darknessfollows reviews
AU: After betraying the Hellsing Organization, Seras Victoria is sent on a suicide mission to Romania, to confront one of the oldest and deadliest vampires alive. However, this enigmatic vampire has no intention of dying or of killing her. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,284 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Alucard, Seras
It Begins by BuzzWire reviews
Alucard/Seras. She was his fledgling, but he was not her master anymore.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Seras, Alucard
Promiscuous Hat by DeathlikeSilence reviews
A one-night stand with the Sorting Hat leaves Harry lusting for more. How will a heartbroken Ron cope with Harry's new infatuation? Rated M for sex scenes with hats. Entirely non-canon and unrealistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Under A Blood Red Sky by RiotAct reviews
It is a few months after Millennium was destroyed by Hellsing. Alucard and Seras have settled into a comfortable routine of hunting down rogue vampires, until a member of Millennium appears and becomes entwined in their lives, and changes everything.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,186 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Seras, Hans G.
Guardian Devil by whatisthisbusiness reviews
The events of Ceddar were not a simple whim. He had been watching all along, waiting for the moment he could make her his. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,838 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Alucard, Seras
Sod Off Means I Love You by Anguis reviews
It begins and ends with the camera. Snapshots of life, and the living thereof. *Severus Snape/Millicent Bulstrode/Dennis Creevey* Go ahead and click; you know you're curious!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - [Dennis C., Millicent B., Severus S.] - Complete
Separation Anxiety by Metropolis Kid reviews
Do to some meddling, Alucard gets split into his three primary forms. The problem? They're having trouble putting him back together. And Hellsing butts heads with an ancient brotherhood of vampire hunters. AxS pairing. Hope you enjoy. AU, obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Alice finishes her business in China and returns home to find that her mother has arranged a marriage for her. In a moment of desperation, she tells her mother that she already has a fiance, and an Underland butterfly has to step in as in loco fiance.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,362 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
Genius of Love by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
On All-Love Day, everyone pairs up by fate-Tarrant with Mirana, McTwisp with Mallymkun, Thackery with a ladle, etc. What is Alice to do with her Hatter already paired off? Pair up with the only other single-the hookah-smoking recluse of Underland.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
The Sightless by ncfan reviews
AU. She was blind, but she didn't need eyes to see when Kiba wasn't feeling on top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Imbalance by Little Stoat reviews
Link, reincarnated as a girl, goes to face Ganondorf and save Zelda. However, the difference in gender turns the cannon tale upside down. Ganondorf battles his instincts, Zelda questions her orientation, and Nabooru struggles for dignity !MATURE CONTENT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Ganondorf, Nabooru - Complete
Frabjous Day by Sare Liz reviews
What if Alice had stayed? Alice/Hatter, Movieverse
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Iris by SashaDaae reviews
Nobu is an honest man, an uncomplicated man. he is rude, unapologetic, and does not believe in love. Behind closed doors, however, there is more to him than meets the eye. Sayuri/Nobu
Memoirs of a Geisha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009
Reasons to Hate You by thecoldest raindrops are tears reviews
Mulan gives 10 reasons for why she hates Shang, but at the same time, a reason why she can't help but love him all the same. Starting off with Reason 10 going all the way to the NUMBER ONE REASON
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,249 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
All that really matters by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
It would have been perfect, I had her where I wanted. The moment the powers of the family that bound me would wane I would take her, willing or not. That was until she became her heir. Alucard/Seras, Rated M for containing more lemon than lemon iced-tea.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Alucard, Seras
Subjugation by Moonlight and Mischief reviews
In the end, it was the human who betrayed her and he could but watch...
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Poor Hinata by 9837281933210 reviews
She is just TOO cute not to want, isn't she? rated M for adult themes and such
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
Misguided Ghosts by Pieequals36 reviews
Samantha Puckett is all about the mixed signals and mysterious smiles." Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The begining of something more by B.A Victoria reviews
When Alucard gets poisoned it is all Seras' fault. So now she is bent on saving her master from the poison and will do anything to save him. Even at the coast of her own unlife. AXS R&R
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
L'amour Detruit by DeathlikeSilence reviews
Draco finds himself infatuated with some he never expected to find attractive. Will he sacrifice his pride to be with the girl he loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Hellsing's Diaster Vacation by Azure Zangetsu reviews
The Major has the greatest idea in the world! Invite Hellsing to a vacation with Millennium in California! Things may not go as planned by our favorite Nazi Major as the story unfolds.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,848 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hans G., Seras
How Time Flies By by LuciferDragon reviews
Set at the end of the manga, Seras has done some growing up the past thirty years in her master's absence. Now that he's come back, he's taken notice in the changes of his protégé. Feedback appreciated.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,904 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - [Seras, Alucard] - Complete
There Are Days I Wish I Lived in a Romance Novel by Anguis reviews
In a cluttered workshop and amid the rambunctious denizens of his greenhouse, Neville Longbottom discovers that beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder. Now he only has to convince Millicent Bulstrode. . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - [Neville L., Millicent B.] - Complete
Take Her by SweetandSpicy180 reviews
Malfoy kidnaps Ginny for his own uses there is rape and language, this is my dark side, first few are Draco's POV but then it will be from Ginny's… graphic rape and abuse and when I say I went mean, I went mean.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Innocent Torture by cluekitty reviews
Neji couldn't help be enthralled by her flimsy strugglings beneath him. He just couldn't help tormenting Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Game Night by Vamirii reviews
Seras is bored one evening and decides she wants to play a game. This is my 1st fanfic ever! Please be nice to me! I am so nervous...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
What is Blessed but Damned by Icecry reviews
“It has been almost eleven years...and he has yet to show himself,but sickly enough, who could blame him...Seras is but a child herself...what he did to Seras was childish as well.Alucard can call himself all sorts of things but father...its unlikely..."
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,965 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
TweeLight by Phantazm reviews
When he was at his peak, I thought Stephen King could wipe himself, publish the paper, and have a best seller. It turns out he did just that. The paper is called "Twilight." Here, we flush the Twilight phenomenon once and for all, and you're welcome.
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Certain Things by ShadesofEverything reviews
There are certain things you don't do. HxS, slight PxS. Fluff.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Hans G., Seras - Complete
Mythbusters:Hellsing Special by Alastor Vega reviews
When Alucard cause a little accident at a book signing, Integra force him and Seras to help the Mythbusters. Weird crossover aint it? Constructive criticism welcome. No flame
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,840 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
His Blood by Anemoi reviews
A task was given to Him. To make Her accept her true nature. However, a hefty price lies waiting if he were to fail. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Alucard, Seras
Frozen by Nightmares are dead reviews
What if life had no purpose anymore? Three-shoot based after end of series. Slight spoilers. AlucardxSeras Last chapter is up
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Chairs by Angel Reaper reviews
WARNING- mild manga spoilers for the ending. For Seras, Alucard's chair brings up memories of her father... fatherly AxS one-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
When light meets darkness by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
Had Seras died that fateful night with her parents, what would have become of her? A soul too pure for hell and too vengeful for heaven, forced to roam the world as an Angel of Vengeance. When she meets Alucard like this. Even he can't resist. AxS AU
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,777 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Seras, Alucard
His Gloves by Angel Reaper reviews
Seras and Alucard have a conversation about his gloves that starts innocently... one-shot, AxS WARNING: lemon - read at own risk
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Until Nightfall by CzyDauTep reviews
The servant girl, Seras Victoria, will soon realize that her curiousity leads to daunting consequences. AU
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Seras
Wolf and Vampire by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Hans wakes up to the Millennium HQ being attacked by Alucard and Seras. When the two vamps try to flee, Hans protects Seras from the Nazi vampires, but captures her too. After letting her feed from him, Hans finds Seras has her own way to thank him. Lemon
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Hans G., Seras - Complete
Scully Buys Mulder Lunch by Fictionnaire reviews
Mulder is busy, Scully buys him lunch. What possibly could happen when Mulder doesn't get the lunch he wants. Set early season one.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2009 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Just Once by WildwingSuz reviews
After “all things” Scully tries to pretend that their tryst was a once-only occurrence and Mulder learns the meaning of patience as he waits for her to come to her senses.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Guernica by pokeitlikejello reviews
Mulder, Scully, and Skinner investigate into an elevator that has caused the disappearance of eight people, one of them being an FBI agent. When Mulder and Scully get brought into this world, it's Scully who comes back a bit strange.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Promise on the Festival Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Is your cousin a boy or a girl? A simple question, but one with grave importance to a lonely and abused young girl. A different answer leads the girl down a different path. But in the end, is there a place for someone like her in this world?
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,605 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
Then and Now by awesomepossum reviews
A slightly AU where Mulder and Scully knew each other as children. Set anywhere up to season 6. This marks my return to Fanfic after three or four years, and my first X-Files fic ever. VERY FLUFFY. Please R&R :
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Down With the Sickness by Teliko. x3 reviews
Scully is sick and Mulder wants to take care of her.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Waking Up by Ruffian194 reviews
It's a small fic., like a half-shot. It's, I think, even too small to call a one-shot. It's about Alucard waking up the thirty years later that he's suppose to pull himself back together. And Seras is there. No relationships. R&R, please.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
The Light for the Dark by iExterminate reviews
Alucard ponders on why Seras has refused to drink his blood and be set free, and realizes that he has fallen in love with the girl who has changed his life for the better. One-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Replacement by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
While watching their respective leaders get along just fine without them, Seras and Dok both exchange their feelings of being replaced. Integra/Major, hints of Seras/Dok
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Seras, Doc. - Complete
Below the Belt by Anguis reviews
All Dudley wanted to do was deliver the letter and return to his perfectly normal, relatively pleasant existence. Luckily for him, fate and Millicent Bulstrode intervened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2009 - [Dudley D., Millicent B.] - Complete
Troops by Light1 reviews
Seras Victoria is asked to train the mortal mercenaries. Alucard feels he is better qualified. Will the men survive their training.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Like a what in heat? by Sporky92 reviews
Seras unknowingly goes into heat and suddenly eveyone in Hellsing manor is atracted to her, including Sir Integra! Alucard is away on a mission, but will return soon. Can Seras figure out what's going on before he does and is affected too? AxS
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Waking by closetconspiracy reviews
After years of remaining a duck, Ahiru wakes up to find a big surprise awaiting her. Fakir/Ahiru. Post-anime.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
28 by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
And so... she died without knowing a single good thing that the world had to offer. Based on the manga. Spoilers. Rated for implied rape.
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Number 28 - Complete
The AluClause by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
Re-uploaded and fixed. Alucard mistakes Santa Clause for a FREAK, When he kills him and is forced to take his place, all hell breaks loose, Will he save Christmas or make it worse? Either way, Seras is enjoying herself greatly.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Pay Back by CzyDauTep reviews
Angry at Alucard, Integra sends Seras out to deal with him. However, the plan of revenge backfires.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
There's A Legitimate Explanation for Everything by Annethy reviews
A series of AxS oneshots. Number 13: Search and Destroy, 'In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.'
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Alucard, Seras
Run, Girl Run! by Metropolis Kid reviews
Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Jesus Freaks by Dr. KQuinn reviews
There you go
Bible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Genjutsu by Baby Cougar reviews
Kurenai tests the team with genjutsu. Unfortunately, Hinata fell asleep before it was her turn. She thinks she's in a dream, What will she do? How will Shino cope? ShinoxHinata. Two-Shot. Lemon in second chapter. Sex scene...don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Life Was Good by Cleopatra Antoinette reviews
Life was good before. It was even better now. AAxI and slight AxS. Rated M for lemon and demented grins.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead by buloy reviews
Sesshomaru just landed himself an extremely sarcastic, terribly annoying and thoughtlessly blunt secretary...at least she was competent. Sess/Kag. PARODY!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Twisted Hearts by Eternal fire1 reviews
“Marry me.” Kagome's eyes widened. “I…I don’t love you.” She said weakly. If Sesshoumaru could have laughed, he would have. “Stupid miko.” He said. “This is not about love. This is merely business. SessKag SM IK The rating is only for the ending
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,384 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Stop Moving by DeeChameleon reviews
Neji and Hinata get stuck in a tight spot, literally. What happens when simple movement can turn into sweet revenge? Neji/Hinata Oneshot. Might be OOC, but I can't help it. I'm not perfect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Keeping Out Of Trouble by Fragile Entity reviews
Mulder and Scully grow bored on a stakeout assignment and decide to entertain themselves
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
How the War Was Lost by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Before Integra can kill the Major, the tide is turned and Seras is forced to endure life as a soldier of Millennium--and the Major's disturbing attentions. Strong lemon SxM; implied IxM.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Seras, The Major - Complete
Hot Pockets by the-hippie-whittlers reviews
A lonely fangirl ghost visits Sasuke while he sleeps in his comfy bed... NOT LEMON! Based on a youtube video...go check it out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
In Spite of Your Fear by darknessfollows reviews
A look into the interactions of the Hellsing vampires formed in a series of one shots. AxS. Plot lines are not in any specific order and are not necessarily related. Manga-based.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
When Whores Attack by InuKaglover815 reviews
Aka Boars whores Dedicated to my roommate who misunderstood something I said. Sesshoumaru is walking home and gets attacked by whores. I don't own anything but the plot. XD
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Realization by bigbeezie reviews
What happens when Jesus comes to his senses on the cross?
Bible - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by ShadowHexx771 reviews
The hearts of the Gerudo are as dead as the desert surrounding them, and living with them can drive one insane. No comfort, no love. When Nabooru is chosen and forced to be Ganondorf's mistress, she is taught a whole new meaning of 'living dead.'
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Nabooru, Ganondorf
Dreams of a Soldier of Fortune by Greece reviews
“Mi... Mignonette… wh... what are you doing in my room… and like that, too…” After an awful night, a mercenary needs a good embrace to feel better! A hardcore SerasxPip story. Written for Namariel. Rated for Pip's language and lime. Read with caution! R&R
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Seras, Pip - Complete
Birds, Bees, and Breasts by Cleone reviews
It all started with a simple question: what's a boob? Slight SasuHina, OOCness. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Instigator by LaFlorDelMar reviews
Onshot, can be considered a sequel to 'Conqueror', but is strong enough to stand alone. Slight Alucard x Seras, rated 'T' for slight language. Disclaimer: I don't own, don't sue. Reviews are welcome, flames are not.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
Sleep Walking by Thess reviews
“For our kind, blood is not the sole craving. We have other traditional means of nourishment, Police Girl. If you repress both urges, you'll lose control over one of them.” Pip x Seras.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Seras, Pip - Complete
Transylvanian Concubine by gothmiko reviews
AU,Ceres needs cash and info, she decides to enter Hellsing. All she has to do is stay a week at a castle. Problem is, she runs into her past and future when she meets the resident. There are many types of damnation in the world. Finished
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,890 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Silence by Salomedancing reviews
Hook's victory has not quite the result he had expected. Darkfic. Character death. AU
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Captain Hook
Wizard of OZ by MISTER BIG T reviews
Dark version of Wizard of OZ series.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
In Darkness, Light by Tiger Timberwolf reviews
A short one shot set after episode 13. Seras gains an ability that leads to an interesting situation. Could be taken as AS.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete