Poll: AS A READER WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE IN FANFICTION/GIVEN STORY OR FROM ANY AUTHOR S ? Choose as many as you feel is necessary. Ongoing. Vote Now!
25/9/2013: I read a story with Precious People in the title: And so many things I hate about Naruto FFics is in it. So I'm done. This Note right here is a reminder to me to STOP READING (Nearly all the stories you like don't get finished).
Rants: If you write One FINISH YOUR STORIES and TWO PLEASE AVOID THE FOLLOWING NARUTO WRITERS...
Orochimaru Kukukuing, "I'm too old for this shit...", "Oi look it's the demon brat...", "The secret to paperwork is Kage Bunshin.", Receiving the Kage Bunshin outside of Konoha, The terms mask and precious people, Civilian Council, Sakura screeching/howling..., "Kaachan how was that..." said Naruto's annoying sibling... There's plenty more. They've all become an accepted standard by a bunch of idiots. So if you have one of those, you're an idiot. Just like me...
Also, don't just copy someone's story idea (like Neglect Fics) for the sake of it only to abandon it and have the cycle of shit repeat. Have a concrete idea of a beginning/middle/end and key story milestones.
Also if you write Key OC characters make me give a shit/care about them or preferably, just don't bother writing one.
Finally crossovers, authors with numerous stories on the go and Author collaborations can all dine on diarrhea. As none of them get finished.
In Summary: Write what you enjoy, don't be scared of (and ask for) criticism, use spell check, format properly, acknowledge your audience, take a few minutes to come up with a good summary, have a goal/ending point in mind, always remember you don't need to rewrite the whole of Canon and know that involving more characters equals more writing.
Final also: Yay for Kishimoto killing Neji (that's Neji/Ten Ten down the pan... I hate multi pairing fics). - I bet Neji gets revived just to troll me.
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