hide bio
Poll: AS A READER WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE IN FANFICTION/GIVEN STORY OR FROM ANY AUTHOR S ? Choose as many as you feel is necessary. Ongoing. Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-25-08, id: 1483918, Profile Updated: 11-25-13

25/9/2013: I read a story with Precious People in the title: And so many things I hate about Naruto FFics is in it. So I'm done. This Note right here is a reminder to me to STOP READING (Nearly all the stories you like don't get finished).


Orochimaru Kukukuing, "I'm too old for this shit...", "Oi look it's the demon brat...", "The secret to paperwork is Kage Bunshin.", Receiving the Kage Bunshin outside of Konoha, The terms mask and precious people, Civilian Council, Sakura screeching/howling..., "Kaachan how was that..." said Naruto's annoying sibling... There's plenty more. They've all become an accepted standard by a bunch of idiots. So if you have one of those, you're an idiot. Just like me...

Also, don't just copy someone's story idea (like Neglect Fics) for the sake of it only to abandon it and have the cycle of shit repeat. Have a concrete idea of a beginning/middle/end and key story milestones.

Also if you write Key OC characters make me give a shit/care about them or preferably, just don't bother writing one.

Finally crossovers, authors with numerous stories on the go and Author collaborations can all dine on diarrhea. As none of them get finished.

In Summary: Write what you enjoy, don't be scared of (and ask for) criticism, use spell check, format properly, acknowledge your audience, take a few minutes to come up with a good summary, have a goal/ending point in mind, always remember you don't need to rewrite the whole of Canon and know that involving more characters equals more writing.

Final also: Yay for Kishimoto killing Neji (that's Neji/Ten Ten down the pan... I hate multi pairing fics). - I bet Neji gets revived just to troll me.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Reassurances by Lilou88 reviews
After the smoke has cleared and the dust has settled from their flight from Kirkwall, Hawke begins to feel guilty for the choices she has made and the consequences they have brought about for not only herself, but Fenris and Isabela as well. They, on the other hand, see things quite differently.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Isabela, Fenris, Hawke (F)] - Complete
The Watcher by Oratorio reviews
Bethany goes to the Hanged Man to meet Isabela, but the pirate has forgotten about their arrangement and is... otherwise occupied. Bethany gets far more than she bargained for when she decides to spy.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Isabela, Fenris, Bethany H. - Complete
When Did You Realize? by ArchRose reviews
Shepard and Garrus always had a unique bond from the moment they met. Years later, they recount how they got to where they are today. Story takes place during ME3. FShep/Garrus pairing. Rated M, just in case!, for sexual innuendo.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah - Complete
No What Ifs by xbamxheartagramx reviews
Garrus is in love with Shepard, but she doesn't want him to get hurt. Sucky summary. Good story (I think). Garrus/FemShep. Smut. Language. Drinking All. the good stuff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Ulysses by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
Ashley's walls crumble, looking down at the slumbering infant. "Lucy…needs a home." With his free hand, he wraps an arm around Ashley's waist and looks her in the eye, colbalt blue meeting warm almond. "We could be her home." Set during ME3 and beyond.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Ashley W., Garrus V.
A Pirate's Life for Me by PenguinRegina reviews
Post-game one-shot. Isabela proposes a new life to Fenris. I know, dreadful summary. Bioware owns all. Please read and review. What can I say? I love pirates and I love elves!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Isabela, Fenris - Complete
The Couple of Prophecy by Naruto6023 reviews
Both orphans, having suffered pain, hatred and loneliness. One's eyes as bright as flames of fire, the other's as dark as the flames of Amaterasu. What could happen when they spend just one night with each other; easing each other's pain?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 154 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Naruto U., Konan - Complete
Pathetic and Admirable by ms45 reviews
Hanging around Isabela has made Aveline more... determined to get what she wants. That doesn't make it any easier to ask. WARNING: Rated M for future smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Aveline V., Fenris
Playtime in Twilght by Xardion reviews
A chance encounter at night lead and exciting night of fighting. A Morrigan/Ryu pairing and oneshot. Please R&R
Crossover - Street Fighter & Darkstalkers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Ryu - Complete
The Horizon by onironauta reviews
She didn't know how to stop it, or why she should stop it. Hope x Lightning. One-shot.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
To Catch A Fallen Star by Lourdes23 reviews
Tifa had waited years for Cloud, and was prepared to go on waiting. He was there; he was trying. She told herself it was enough. Then one night her wait comes to an end, to both of their surprise! Written before seeing ACC's post-credit ending.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Dreams and Realities by Wei Jiangling reviews
Maybe Vaan holds the answers to all of Ashe's questions. Ashe/Vaan
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Ashe, Vaan - Complete